>Ayo why da nigga in dis pictcha so pale?
>Nigga ain't you heard the legends?
>Nah nigga
>Aight here it go. Once deh was a race of light skinn folks call whipeopol. Dey say dey's da ones built all those buildings an shit we crash in
>All of 'em?
>Yeah nigga all of em, even dem big ones.
>So anyway, deez niggas was rulin' over errybody right. But they had one weakness. Dey was little dicked niggas.
>Like only 7 inches?
>Damn
>Yeah, so we started fuckin' all dey bitches right? But then legend goes dem niggas was smart. THEY started lookin' like women. Say dey was so hot niggas was fuckin' dem insead.
>fo' real?
>Fo' real fo' real nigga. Dat whiteboi ass was so gud niggas would do anythang fo' it. So da white niggas sta'ted tellin' em what to do, and dey'd do it fo' somma dat ass
>Dey had niggas buil'in spaceship and shit. Conquerin' planets n' shit. Den one day dem whitebois said "We gon kill GAWD"
>Yo' das hard nigga
>Yeah dem niggas was hard. But GAWD said "Fuck yall niggas, I'm gon seal ya'll inna painting FO'EVER nigga!"
>an' since den, ain't not a single whiteboi eveh been seen again. Those shaman niggas say one day dey might come back, and we get to see how gud dat whiteboi mouf really wuz.
>Damn nigga.... you like, uh histro-astrolostician o' some shit.
>yeah I went t' harvard nigga, learn all dem books and shit.