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>>109141

there's no such thing as a 'fetish'

those are simplyunresolved childhood emotional issues

nothing more and nothing less

>>109141

'fetishes' are a distraction technique

used by people trying to distract

from theirASEXUALITY

these people aren't into sex

they are asexual

they have unresolved issues

that prevent them

from being comfortable with sex

so they avoid real sexuality

they avoid intimacy

and they realize it's abnormal

but they don't want to be anabnormie

so they use a contrived facade

they hide behind a false cloak

an unoriginal prefabricated idea:

The Ubiquitous FETISH Bullshit

feet have nothing to do with sex...

Drinking champagne from a stiletto has nothing to do with sex... Role-playing authoritarian or submissive has absolutely nothing to do with sex... Wearing cheesy outdated black plastic fashions while pretend spanking each other on stage at a trendy nightclub while 9-in nails plays over the speakers IS NOT SEX...

Putting your head in a plastic box and having it filled with feces IS NOT SEX

NONE OF THOSE THINGS ARE SEX

They've got nothing to do with sex at all

And everything to do with unresolved emotional issues

>>109141

you?..... you're simply demonstrating Freudian Scatological Pre-K 'unfunny playground humor', much like an awkward 7 year old boy

See, by the age of six, 99% of boys have already learned that 'poopie jokes' aren't funny.

but there's always that one weirdo awkward kid on the playground, who didn't get the memo, and who still make fart & poopie jokes, which of course results in all of the school girls ostracizing him...

And the 99% of boys who already stopped the infantile poopie fart jokes will also ostracize this weirdo...

Because they want to hang out with the girls

>>109141

there's a very VERY specific reason why your brain gravitates to the awkward scat 'humor'...

it's actually SO specific, that it holds true without variation. it's always sourced from the exact same specific source: from your early early childhood

just one problem:

you will have no memory of it

ONE OR BOTH OF YOUR PARENTS SCOLDED YOU FOR POTTY TRAINING 'ACCIDENTS'

100% unequivocally true

again:

One or Both of Your Parents SCOLDED YOU for Potty Training Accidents

absolutely guaranteed.

see, as humans, our brains DO NOT have a conscious memory of our potty training

learning how and when to shit.

oddly enough we can remember all kinds of details from our early childhood, but for some reason, the human brain does NOT remember any of our potty training

And that's exactly why

scat ppl don't remember

their parents scolding them

>>109141

yep... it's not evolutionarily possible for you to have any conscious memory of how your parents handled your potty training "accidents"

so you should ask your parents

to tell you about your potty training

ask them how they reacted

when you accidentally pooped

without a diaper

I guarantee you that ONE OR BOTH

of them scolded you, or even just gave you self worth issues due to their disappointment