>be me
>27m That knows how to play field right
>have gf of 2 years recently turned 19
>not one of my regular bum and dump
>stillneedmypinchandsqueal.jpeg
>as dad always said "gotta make it with that young pussy before it turns to mom"
>and they wonder why my brothers on the list
>boy has the wizz monkey on his shoulder
>hard to watch a man that can't hack his wizz but he's no seasoned veteran like yours truly
>gotta keep to a well ordained wizz schedule to hold off the urges for kicking my doors and checking the walls
>mfw there's no door where is my door need to sort more wizz
>already have to kick front door in to enter premises feel like duke nukem, boss that yanno
>currently smoking my wizz rock though a pepsi max can in the bathroom
>sleep pattern is horrific but I swear I can hear gf talking about a sectioning
>mf when going down for jailbait
>are people here
>i did it so sexy and law says 16 is age consent over here so getting with her at 17 fair game, but now people I don't even know are now harassing me in the street and mates have turned on me
>I am now even considering a sectioning how has it come to this
>lost and despair i need more wizz
Am I done anons