>Be me
>Cow mince in can(and horse mince) enjoyer
>Grandmother was born today
>Cannot eat sweet pudding, sugar(alike to vodka alcohol) is the tool for merchants word control to the killing of us slavs
>Elected buy army canned beef
>Our soliers eat this, so good the beef must was
>Cost a lot, 6.50 rubels
>Buy still it
>Fast forward to ceremony
>Eat army beef
>It solid
>Barely break apart with knifes
>It lands in stomach like a rock
>Drink 2 cups tea and a 2 liters water
>Feel unwell
>Go sleep on the floor
>Wake up 4 to clock
>Feel pushing in butt
>Go into toilet
>Stomack feeling heavy and unpleasant
>Sit on unitaz
>SHIT S NOT COMING OUT, PAINFULL FEELING OF STRETCHING
>HELP WITH HAND
>Shit breaks, parts fall out
>Black, rock solid, balls
>Wipe buttocks
>Blood
>A LOT OF BLOOD
>It hurt a lot!
How do warriors in the army forces eat this? It taste is badly and cause problems.