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File: 48e01244ac4d549⋯.jpg (62.79 KB,512x1024,1:2,thumbnail_3_.jpg)

 No.103247 [Last50 Posts]

I'm looking for someone to roast me and fuck my ugly ass any interest?

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 No.103249

File: 901816aafa1cc89⋯.jpg (53.02 KB,576x1024,9:16,thumbnail_2_.jpg)

I take it in all holes!!

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 No.103250

File: be6c0620e08e4b2⋯.jpg (252.23 KB,585x780,3:4,be6c0620e08e4b26348a8624b8….jpg)

>>103247

You're hot, but you need big black cock

Not a boy

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 No.103252

File: 4350411407448b1⋯.jpg (297.93 KB,1200x1600,3:4,4505vsy3v6la1.jpg)

I'll fuck the dogshit out of you, you dirty fucking whore! You better buy me a couple grams of ice before you come over too, worthless bitch.

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 No.103255

File: 6910cca9e0ba9e5⋯.gif (1.05 MB,237x609,79:203,ezgif_com_resize.gif)

File: 356b742ffc9a84a⋯.webm (3.83 MB,610x1078,305:539,1697741866087779.webm)

>>103252

I know you're probably a fake LARPer, but big black cock is so beautiful

Humans are animals

18 I also said to myself, “As for humans, God tests them so that they may see that they are like the animals. 19 Surely the fate of human beings is like that of the animals; the same fate awaits them both: As one dies, so dies the other. All have the same breath; humans have no advantage over animals. Everything is meaningless. 20 All go to the same place; all come from dust, and to dust all return. 21 Who knows if the human spirit rises upward and if the spirit of the animal goes down into the earth?”

22 So I saw that there is nothing better for a person than to enjoy their work, because that is their lot. For who can bring them to see what will happen after them?

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 No.103256

File: 6910cca9e0ba9e5⋯.gif (1.05 MB,237x609,79:203,ezgif_com_resize.gif)

For you know that you were not redeemed from your useless [spiritually unproductive] way of life inherited [by tradition] from your forefathers with perishable things like silver and gold, but [you were actually purchased] with precious blood, like that of a [sacrificial] lamb unblemished and spotless, the priceless blood of Christ.

Never again will they hunger; never again will they thirst. The sun will not beat down on them,’ nor any scorching heat. For the Lamb at the center of the throne will be their shepherd; ‘he will lead them to springs of living water.’ ‘And God will wipe away every tear from their eyes.’”

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 No.103257

File: 9a2e6d01008a0f3⋯.gif (882.31 KB,588x784,3:4,9a2e6d01008a0f321036382a9c….gif)

File: 1a785b4bde7dd5c⋯.mp4 (5.13 MB,960x544,30:17,31dde71ffd3fb9ce733356f3fa….mp4)

File: 6910cca9e0ba9e5⋯.gif (1.05 MB,237x609,79:203,ezgif_com_resize.gif)

If humans are animals of different types and I am the Lamb that lives, that is hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA&list=RDdv13gl0a-FA&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Prettyok

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 No.103258

File: 14ddec0ed917452⋯.jpg (95.12 KB,731x761,731:761,1698183860871601.jpg)

And yes, every last one of you is clinically insane

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 No.103259

File: e14a7c2f37c742b⋯.webm (2.96 MB,720x576,5:4,1698170684219455.webm)

File: 1d4acef840dbb75⋯.png (468.87 KB,2507x626,2507:626,Screenshot_2023_10_24_at_6….png)

Every one of you is insane. You're so insane, you blame merchants for Muslims beheading animals. Everything is Jooooo this and Jooooo that

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 No.103260

File: 6910cca9e0ba9e5⋯.gif (1.05 MB,237x609,79:203,ezgif_com_resize.gif)

I farted. I let out a big fart and it's stinky

Ew

Oh well, humans are animals of different types

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 No.103261

File: 80409908961fb8b⋯.webm (2.87 MB,834x480,139:80,80409908961fb8b09692e522f….webm)

File: f303089e86e846f⋯.webm (1.78 MB,720x1280,9:16,f303089e86e846f94d5cdcb0c….webm)

File: 6910cca9e0ba9e5⋯.gif (1.05 MB,237x609,79:203,6910cca9e0ba9e5d825bf05f66….gif)

So yeah, mass genocide is literally worse than pleasurable sex. I know I'm so right I'm glowing with anger

>For you know that you were not redeemed from your useless [spiritually unproductive] way of life inherited [by tradition] from your forefathers with perishable things like silver and gold, but [you were actually purchased] with precious blood, like that of a [sacrificial] lamb unblemished and spotless, the priceless blood of Christ.

>Never again will they hunger; never again will they thirst. The sun will not beat down on them,’ nor any scorching heat. For the Lamb at the center of the throne will be their shepherd; ‘he will lead them to springs of living water.’ ‘And God will wipe away every tear from their eyes.’”

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 No.103262

File: 3297853d5c721b3⋯.jpg (292.11 KB,1080x1511,1080:1511,1698185884790135.jpg)

You are all clinically insane

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 No.103263

File: 00c2b01b82962ad⋯.gif (2.24 MB,338x868,169:434,00c2b01b82962ad3af7e971241….gif)

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 No.103264

File: cf11472e53e5571⋯.jpg (451.51 KB,1200x1520,15:19,Donald_Trump_official_port….jpg)

File: 6910cca9e0ba9e5⋯.gif (1.05 MB,237x609,79:203,6910cca9e0ba9e5d825bf05f66….gif)

All inhabitants of the earth will worship the beast—all whose names have not been written in the Lamb’s book of life, the Lamb who was slain from the creation of the world.

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 No.103265

>want do I want

acknowledgment of genes being the only way back to the garden, and for people like you being a literal impossibility because of the genetic template that is maintained

get banned, cuck merchant

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 No.103266

File: fbacc02c7b3fa06⋯.png (187.81 KB,464x295,464:295,fbacc02c7b3fa06f83caf677ca….png)

>>103265

It doesn't work that way. There is no genetic template. I come from the line of David as we're all animals, I am the Lamb. I am not lying to you. Settle down and stop being a hateful person

It's almost like you can have complete proof yet you still won't believe it no matter what I do

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 No.103267

File: 6910cca9e0ba9e5⋯.gif (1.05 MB,237x609,79:203,6910cca9e0ba9e5d825bf05f66….gif)

>>103265

And what you fail to understand also is that I become a monument, like a standard

Pale white

Smol dicklet

merchant to make peace between whites and merchants

Calm down

In a loud voice they were saying: “Worthy is the Lamb, who was slain, to receive power and wealth and wisdom and strength and honor and glory and praise!”

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 No.103268

>>103265

29 On the contrary, a person is a merchant who is one inwardly, and circumcision is of the heart—by the Spirit, not the letter. That man’s praise is not from men but from God.

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 No.103269

>>103266

I also don't want to be anything but hateful, there is a genetic template. several in fact, but one that offers an evolutionary match for industrialization, one that maintains that God can't die, one who's default is engenics

and you've shown nothing but your 3/10 ass, and nasty whores with unhealthy genes

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 No.103270

File: be6c0620e08e4b2⋯.jpg (252.23 KB,585x780,3:4,cute_boy.jpg)

File: d1f786fa8af39ec⋯.gif (341.01 KB,192x231,64:77,giphy_3_.gif)

>>103269

Ok whatever

Follow Trump to death, because MAGA is going to be crushed

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 No.103271

>>103269

You are Antichrist parading as Christian or at least pious

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 No.103272

File: 5cf50a05a9d7099⋯.gif (1.62 MB,619x789,619:789,0185547d54291cb060c26b0e84….gif)

>>103269

Humans are animals

For you know that you were not redeemed from your useless [spiritually unproductive] way of life inherited [by tradition] from your forefathers with perishable things like silver and gold, but [you were actually purchased] with precious blood, like that of a [sacrificial] lamb unblemished and spotless, the priceless blood of Christ.

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 No.103273

File: b7d266e25422a9e⋯.gif (999.49 KB,250x251,250:251,1428943630622_2.gif)

and narcissism, and out of context bible quotes

>>103270

don't fucking assume my political affiliations

>>103271

meh, I don't consider myself out right malicious, just practical, and high in disgust

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 No.103274

>>103273

Stop it. Stop it right now.

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 No.103275

File: 82d7f1a5b8fc4b6⋯.jpg (46.66 KB,606x808,3:4,1641101206722.jpg)

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 No.103276

File: fdd6cdad3a2253a⋯.gif (2.4 MB,250x188,125:94,1431172464291.gif)

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 No.103277

>>103276

Stop. Stop being angry and hateful towards others. Stop it. Eugenics is a scam that leads to death. That's the whole point of the verse

The useless way of life was evolution or eugenics. It meant nothing

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 No.103279

File: 6910cca9e0ba9e5⋯.gif (1.05 MB,237x609,79:203,6910cca9e0ba9e5d825bf05f66….gif)

>>103276

For my Father's will is that everyone who looks to the Son and believes in him shall have eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day.

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 No.103280

>>103277

the thing that makes every aspect of us means nothing? don't even insight in ourselves and what motivates us?

it is foundational to ourselves.

I will give you that is makes it harder to think there is a God, but could just be part of the test

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 No.103281

>>103279

>>103276

>>103280

9 Grieve, mourn and wail. Change your laughter to mourning and your joy to gloom. 10 Humble yourselves before the Lord, and he will lift you up.

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 No.103282

and Christianity is engenics made into a religion, bytheby

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 No.103283

File: 17b92550cb67ee6⋯.png (264.41 KB,504x326,252:163,y67miiqv.png)

>>103282

His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself. He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God.

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 No.103284

File: 463da974e1797d9⋯.jpg (21.71 KB,480x360,4:3,463.jpg)

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 No.103285

File: be6c0620e08e4b2⋯.jpg (252.23 KB,585x780,3:4,cute_boy.jpg)

>>103284

See how different I can appear?

YHWH

I will become what I choose to become

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 No.103286

My hair can change from brown chestnut, to blonde, to red. I am an Adam.

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 No.103287

I do think Jesus was the son of God, whatever that means, but I already told you this, I also think he had a pussy

>>103285

so you choose to have a small pepe?

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 No.103288

>>103287

I want to have a small pepe. It's adorable and cuteness and makes for good lowliness. I like humility in my soul and I think it feels good. I also think big pepes are hot and yummy to touch and look at, however, so I don't hate others for their blessings. I just like being me compared to others. You wouldn't understand and I couldn't easily explain.

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 No.103289

>>103287

I was actually jealous of some guys I've seen who have smaller than me. Annoying to be quite honest.

I, YHWH your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children, on the third and on the fourth generation of those who hate me, and showing loving kindness to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments.

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 No.103290

When I'm REALLLLY skinny it can look kind of average, like 5.5 inches, but if I gain any sort of weight to look "big" it all goes to my groin quickly first and then it easily goes down to 4.5 inches or so. And that's fine.

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 No.103291

>>103288

you get stimulated from your neuroticism and anxiety

i understand

>>103289

i've seen shit so small that their fat covered up most of it

one had no forearms

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 No.103292

File: 6910cca9e0ba9e5⋯.gif (1.05 MB,237x609,79:203,6910cca9e0ba9e5d825bf05f66….gif)

File: 0a92fc9e754565e⋯.webm (2.9 MB,608x1080,76:135,0a92fc9e754565e0cc5ae3273….webm)

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>>103291

No. It doesn't matter. Stop examining.

Anyway, now you know the true path to enlightenment, and stop being a faggot eugenicist, because Darwin's teachings were what got you into this mess, what with people praising "bigness" over humility. They became nutballs, and it doesn't matter to me even. I like all people. The verse states:

>Never again will they hunger; never again will they thirst. The sun will not beat down on them,’ nor any scorching heat. For the Lamb at the center of the throne will be their shepherd; ‘he will lead them to springs of living water.’ ‘And God will wipe away every tear from their eyes.’”

The Wet Bulb temperatures are God's way of getting people to repent, and they only make up excuses

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 No.103293

>>103292

Oops I didn't mean to post all those, but that smol peenor was the one I was jealous of. I saw it on 8chan

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 No.103294

File: b0e2f30fae33899⋯.jpg (137.25 KB,618x556,309:278,misery.jpg)

anyway, time to fuck off now

try not to lie as much

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 No.103295

File: 6910cca9e0ba9e5⋯.gif (1.05 MB,237x609,79:203,6910cca9e0ba9e5d825bf05f66….gif)

>>103294

Yes, time to fuck off now. I am not lying.

But when he, the Spirit of truth, comes, he will guide you into all the truth. He will not speak on his own; he will speak only what he hears, and he will tell you what is yet to come.

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 No.103296

File: 6910cca9e0ba9e5⋯.gif (1.05 MB,237x609,79:203,6910cca9e0ba9e5d825bf05f66….gif)

>>103295

Then the angel showed me the river of the water of life, as clear as crystal, flowing from the throne of God and of the Lamb down the middle of the great street of the city. On each side of the river stood the tree of life, bearing twelve crops of fruit, yielding its fruit every month. And the leaves of the tree are for the healing of the nations. No longer will there be any curse. The throne of God and of the Lamb will be in the city, and his servants will serve him. They will see his face, and his name will be on their foreheads. There will be no more night. They will not need the light of a lamp or the light of the sun, for the Lord God will give them light. And they will reign for ever and ever.

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 No.103297

>>103296

Yes, if you want to you can abuse Him (me).

I will be his father, and he will be my son. When he does wrong, I will punish him with a rod wielded by men, with floggings inflicted by human hands.

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 No.103299

File: 2e24f93d0fb5837⋯.jpg (725.3 KB,1772x2254,886:1127,zocmxb80fqbb1.jpg)

Bitch you couldn't handle me. I'd run circles around your skany ass, keep you guessing, and trick your ass into some weird shit. Before you even know what you got yourself into it'll be too late for you.

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 No.103300

File: be6c0620e08e4b2⋯.jpg (252.23 KB,585x780,3:4,cute_boy.jpg)

>>103299

Don't make me laugh! XD She's outta your league, dude. GEEZ man HAHAHAHA

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 No.103301

File: 5415b53b5851991⋯.jpg (805.05 KB,1944x2592,3:4,CHERRY.jpg)

>>103300

I'll fuck you too, boy. I'll have you screamin' for your MOMMA when I'm done turnin you out.

I might put your freaky ass out on the corner when I'm done, make some money off that boy-pussy of yours.

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 No.103302

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 No.103303

I just puked after laughing at you. Weird, man

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 No.103304

File: 6910cca9e0ba9e5⋯.gif (1.05 MB,237x609,79:203,6910cca9e0ba9e5d825bf05f66….gif)

ANYWAY

After he has suffered, he will see the light of life and be satisfied; by his knowledge my righteous servant will justify many, and he will bear their iniquities.

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