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File: 94a62943a4061a3⋯.jpg (635.9 KB,2150x1124,1075:562,what_is_this.jpg)

 No.102471

I think I pissed out my force regulator valve. A girl was playing with my balls the other night and I just peed this out. It is kinda stretchy and sticky.

I used to be able to force my piss out like a firehose 8 feet and cum 4 feet straight up in the air. Like if I'm on the coach I can blow my load 4 feet behind me over my shoulder and hit the wall.

Now I have ZERO force. My pee just goes out and I can't spray it. I can control the on/off but that's it. My cum is also so fucking pathetic now. It just dribbles out.

For the last 15 years I have been doing retrograde ejaculation where you hold your dick shaft tight when you're cumming to avoid any cleanup but you still get that sweet dopamine release. Surely it's not related right. I've read a ton about holding in cum and it has never said anything about pissing out your force regulator valve

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 No.102480

probably not related, but i also have no clue why you're pissing snot. could it be a kidney stone, ie did it hurt like a bitch to pass it?

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 No.102507

File: c7f2ead3bda725e⋯.jpg (52.91 KB,702x1000,351:500,71cN_ioSFUL_AC_UF894_1000_….jpg)

Like if I'm on the coach I can blow my load 4 feet behind me over my shoulder and hit the wall.

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 No.102508

>>102480

dude you're so gullible

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 No.102509

File: 881b52406c4176a⋯.jpg (213.78 KB,1574x1080,787:540,Picsart_23_10_05_05_24_18_….jpg)

>>102471

I believe even you Canadians call it a "dime"

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 No.102510

File: a90263124197a5d⋯.png (1.04 MB,1899x1080,211:120,Picsart_23_10_05_05_55_49_….png)

>>102471

I do something similar, but I don't "stop on a dime"

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 No.102511

File: 1acb9cedfa9be61⋯.png (174.86 KB,3201x2155,3201:2155,Picsart_23_10_05_06_06_15_….png)

>>102471

I think your problem has something to do with your congenital urethra defect

Your urethra is so loose, you can't even see the penis head anymore, it looks like a giant hole attached to the end of a much skinnier drinking straw

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 No.102512

File: 1c996212dc8aa79⋯.png (1.51 MB,1899x1080,211:120,Picsart_23_10_05_05_56_59_….png)

>>102471

I think you could actually make a business out of this

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 No.102513

File: 22a796f37bbf42e⋯.png (856.93 KB,967x1012,967:1012,Picsart_23_10_05_06_41_13_….png)

I'm pretty sure you qualify for the job... The interview would be a brief process of unzipping your pants

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 No.102514

File: 487e8ee1670f200⋯.jpg (201.46 KB,1080x1401,360:467,Picsart_23_10_05_06_51_32_….jpg)

Imagine how proud your mother would be!!... He finally got a job....

And even though you'd have to spend 8 hours a day standing inside that box, at least she wouldn't have to be embarrassed every time her friends mentioned your name anymore

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 No.102515

File: 0718ce658007f5c⋯.jpg (724.36 KB,2048x3072,2:3,Picsart_23_10_04_18_22_20_….jpg)

Putting The IMAGE Back Into The BOARD™

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 No.102516

File: ae74ce9d03390d4⋯.jpg (271.73 KB,1699x1080,1699:1080,Picsart_23_10_05_07_06_01_….jpg)

>>102471

I just realized something...

With your meager disability benefits, you probably can't afford to urinate an entire roll of dimes...

You've probably got to go "one at a time"....

At least I know you're a big fan of recycling

In another 3 hours, you'll be leaking spare change once again

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