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>>102004

Ironically enough, this incident happened in Wisconsin, not far from where Ashley Nicole Schneider lives

This insane woman actuallyphysically resembles Ashley

Seriously... She literally looks like Ashley Schneider

She behaves like Ashley Schneider, too...

She sits there insanely looking at the judge, looking at her attorneys like she doesn't know what they're talking about, oblivious to the gravity of the situation....

She tried attacking her attorney... They threw her ass on the floor...

Completely schizophrenic... Butshe physically resembles Ashley Schneider

Her own family came to Make statements during the victim statement session before sentencing...

Her own relatives are insulting her, calling her a piece of shit, and making fun of her serving the rest of her life in jail

(The deputies had to put a spit guard over her face because she was spitting and fighting when they tried to drag her out of the cell)

It's uncanny how much she reminds me of Ashley Nichole Schneider

It's like they're twin sisters

It's creepy how much she reminds me of Ashley

Just like Ashley, she seems completely oblivious to the fact that she's about to be steamrolled flat

And just like Ashley, I can't imagine anybody ever having sex with her

eeeeewwww

The judge dragged it on and on and on... That judge was such a douchebag...

He's talking about drugs, methamphetamine, mental health, etc etc etc

This had nothing to do with drugs, and nobody cares if she's insane or not

Psychiatric disorders don't make you immune to the law

She's literally disgusting, exactly like Ashley Schneider

While Taylor Shitbusiness literally resembles Ashley Schneider's twin psychotic sister, the blonde girl sitting in the courtroom behind her is a glorious little piece of ass !!!

I couldn't take my eyes off that hot little blonde... I would fuck her so goddamn hard she would decapitate herself

LMMFAO @ The courtroom applauding after her uncle calls her a piece of shit

PAY ATTENTION :

After her uncle calls her a piece of shit, he mentions her idol, Jeffrey Dahmer

Interestingly enough,Ashley Nichole Schneider often mentions Jeffrey Dahmer, claiming he is her cousin, also claiming he raped her, and Ashley claims Jeffrey Dahmer owes her money

100% true

I'm not joking. Ashley Schneider has a small handful of characters she fixates on:

Jesus... Jeffrey Dahmer... Trent Reznor from the shitty band nine inch nails... And talentless fat ugly Billie Eilish...

But I've seen Ashley Schneider talk about Jeffrey Dahmer dozens and dozens of times here in this board...

I find it very coincidental that both Ashley Nichole Schneider AND Taylor Shitbusiness BOTH idolize Jeffrey Dahmer

It's too bad Ashley can't get more than one year in jail.. she needs to be in a psychiatric unit, forced to submit to antipsychotic medication, until she's finally stabilized, which could take up to 5 years or more....

She shouldn't be allowed out in society until she's stabilized...

Ashley thinks everything's going to blow over, because her mother allowed Ashley to take advantage of her for the past 33 years, so the only thing Ashley's ever known is victimizing people...

She's never contributed a goddamn thing

She's never contributed to society

She's never contributed to her community

She's never contributed to her mother

And she refuses to contribute to herself

Just like shitbusiness, Ashley Schneider is a parasite, who needs to be locked away in the cage until hell freezes over

Last night, Wendy and I watch this documentary called FLOWSTATE, about first-person view drone pilots...

The documentary wasn't terrible, but it wasn't necessarily good either...

HOWEVER:

The drone footage is world class

Absolutely dizzying drone footage!!

If you fast forward through all the dorks talking about their drones, and just watch the actual drone footage itself, it's well worthwhile

OOOPS

Speech to text typo. My bad

I actually said, "last night, Wendy and I watched* this documentary called FLOWSTATE"

SPEAKING OF ASHLEY NICHOLE SCHNEIDER SHITBUSINESS :

You might want to turn the volume up a little bit

I smoke a little bit of pot... That's it...

Very very rarely, my wife and I will have a drink together...

neither of us likes the way alcohol makes us feel, but every once in awhile, it's socially acceptable to share a cocktail with your wife...

We don't burn our way

Through a bottle of liquor

It sits around untouched

Because alcohol is garbage

However, I openly admit smoking a little bit of weed here and there

Keep in mind, this is after 5 years of being completely clean, with no drugs at all...

After 5 years of complete sobriety, I finally decided at this stage of my life, there's no reason why I shouldn't smoke a joint here and there with my wife...

It feels good... That's the reason I enjoy smoking pot....

If it didn't feel good, I wouldn't do it

That's why we have liquor in the cabinet, untouched... Because it doesn't feel good... We don't like the way alcohol feels...

So every once in a while I'll smoke a doobie, hell yes I do!

Because pot makes you creative

Pot makes you insightful

Pot gives you inspiration

Pot makes life seem cooler

Pot literally makes life more palatable

It softens the edges

Because the corners of life can be sharp

And it's enjoyable to soften the edges now and then

So you're talking to a recovered drug enthusiast

I've never been addicted to any drug

I was simply enthusiastic

I've snorted every line and popped every pill and dropped every hit of LSD and smoked every goddamn thing you can imagine

I've never touched a needle in my life

As long as you're not touching needles, there's no shame

Never touched a fucking needle in my goddamn life, and you couldn't possibly pay me enough money to even consider it

Smoking pot is not the same category as those other drugs

Sorry, it's simply not the same thing

And that's not a cop out or a justification, it's the fucking truth

Pots not the same thing

It's not in that category at all

Smoking cigarettes is much worse

I've never seen anybody smoke a joint and steal somebody's tools and run to a pawn shop

I've never seen anybody smoke pot and pimp themselves out for more

I HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT'S YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM.... YOU DON'T SMOKE POT

If you ever downloaded cost at 3:00 for Android, I would be more than happy to quickly give you a crash course on how to navigate the app and accomplish your goals, without having to stumble through the learning curve...

And if you've got iPhone, download any sequencer app, and I'll walk you through it, to save you time

But if you're not going to smoke a joint, don't bother...

If you're not going to smoke pot, why waste your time with creative stuff?

Nobody's going to create anything worthwhile without smoking a doobie

Let me give you an arbitrary, simple, shitty little example of how you can useCAUSTIC 3

Okay... I was listening to this song one day, and I realized I could easily mix GODZILLA by Blue Oyster Cult into it, and it would fit perfectly

So where would I start?

I would begin by downloading both songs, this song.... And then download GODZILLA by Blue Oyster Cult

After downloading both songs as video files, I extracted the audio from each of them as .wav files

(Mp3 is a lossy audio format, so you always want to work with . way frs)

But you already know that

Once I had them saved as waves, I could easily import them into CAUSTIC 3, and use The app to slice them into sections and edit them and compile them...

I simply took both songs and broke them into pieces, and used those pieces as instruments

And add my own drums and whatever the fuck I felt like doing because I was stoned

And the more weed I smoked, the better My remix became

Listen, Timmy...

If you want to be cool, you need to start smoking pot !!

That's what all the cool kids are doing

>>102007

oh man look at those eyes! Those eyes are filled with rage.

*audience applause after uncle calls her SHITbusiness*

I guess it's safe to assume that Wisconsin has the UGLIEST women on earth?

bad genetics?