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 No.101833 [Last50 Posts]

Accidental (not suicides) autoerotic deaths.

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 No.101834

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 No.101835

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 No.101836

File: 0e3b327b32c9f17⋯.jpg (306.84 KB,680x983,680:983,a64.JPG)

File: 29ea35778ed39af⋯.jpg (337.12 KB,680x1020,2:3,a65.JPG)

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 No.101837

BORING

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 No.101838

so boring

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 No.101839

File: 66a2563652731aa⋯.png (693.51 KB,1080x691,1080:691,Screenshot_20230927_154609….png)

>>101833

a shoe

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 No.101840

File: 0a8be8a41522be1⋯.png (254.52 KB,738x998,369:499,Screenshot_20230927_154721….png)

>>101833

a can opener

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 No.101841

File: 5f3dd43361297e5⋯.png (684.64 KB,1051x553,1051:553,Screenshot_20230927_154914….png)

>>101833

some sand

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 No.101842

File: ad0c999614b5bc5⋯.webp (13.37 KB,750x499,750:499,bhg_how_many_grams_are_in….webp)

>>101833

butter

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 No.101843

File: 6a6b576003c8c30⋯.png (372.82 KB,1080x552,45:23,Screenshot_20230927_155431….png)

>>101833

The Saturn Sky

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 No.101844

File: decb6e8bc6db749⋯.png (379.83 KB,798x690,133:115,Screenshot_20230927_155307….png)

>>101833

butter

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 No.101845

File: c697cc536c233e7⋯.png (1.4 MB,1080x1357,1080:1357,Screenshot_20230927_155622….png)

>>101833

Hansel and Gretel

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 No.101846

File: 9c5bf8608c5a1e3⋯.png (1.2 MB,1078x1461,1078:1461,Screenshot_20230927_155246….png)

>>101833

More butter

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 No.101847

File: 8eba95361293abd⋯.webp (14.14 KB,750x500,3:2,sticks_of_butter_photo_by….webp)

>>101833

Even more butter

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 No.101848

File: b1a0115c15542be⋯.png (746.27 KB,1080x848,135:106,Screenshot_20230927_155124….png)

>>101833

God damn it!

I can't believe it

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 No.101849

File: bcc846a57edd76c⋯.jpg (3.2 KB,227x222,227:222,2Q_19_.jpg)

>>101833

Toilet plunger

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 No.101850

File: f88b728778f6f30⋯.jpg (842.76 KB,1417x1280,1417:1280,a35a.jpg)

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 No.101851

File: 393194d3fc974a3⋯.jpg (23.03 KB,894x673,894:673,5161P6D4AoL_AC_UF894_1000_….jpg)

>>101833

Anvil

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 No.101852

File: 56c30a51932edd2⋯.jpg (1.22 MB,1890x1361,1890:1361,a142.jpg)

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 No.101853

File: 275ceb7ab753798⋯.jpg (1.12 MB,2409x1644,803:548,a89.jpg)

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 No.101854

File: b7bfbf0f115b171⋯.gif (294.3 KB,500x200,5:2,googles_25th_birthday_6753….gif)

Happy birthday

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 No.101855

>>101833

The unemployed, broke, sedentary welfare recipient enjoys going to faggot GORECENTER.COM

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 No.101856

>>101853

Imagine being able to afford your own place... There's no way you can possibly afford your own place on your embarrassing little psychiatric welfare disability check

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 No.101857

File: f661d8abf305ed4⋯.png (438.92 KB,619x571,619:571,Picsart_23_09_23_16_45_30_….png)

You can't afford to support yourself, so you can't afford your own place...

You can't afford rent, utilities, food and Wi-Fi....

Which means you're riding on somebody else's Wi-Fi

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 No.101858

>>101852

Powerless ineffectual irrelevant insignificant unaccomplished unsuccessful weak little men always gravitate towards Gore

Because you don't have a penis

And even if you did, nobody on this planet will allow you to use it on them

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 No.101859

Boring Gore. Not even vaguely interesting

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 No.101860

>>101853

When you see a man who uploads downloaded porn, you see a man who never gets any pussy

And when you see a man who uploads downloaded Gore, you see a man who never gets any pussy, and who is incapable of intimidating even a small child

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 No.101861

GORECENTRAL.COM

the signature of a coward

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 No.101862

a weak, soft, insignificant coward

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 No.101863

Basically a WELCOME MAT

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 No.101864

At least the world views you

as a welcome mat

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 No.101865

that's why everybody

wipes their feet on you

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 No.101866

File: 566e45df359cf93⋯.png (1.12 MB,1007x689,19:13,Screenshot_20230927_164718….png)

I realize you harbor animosity

Of course you're angry at the world

But that doesn't make any sense

It's not the world's fault

That they wipe their feet on you

You simply don't serve any other purpose

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 No.101867

File: 29460db0e62ead0⋯.jpg (346.03 KB,1440x1080,4:3,Picsart_23_09_25_20_47_39_….jpg)

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 No.101868

File: acf331f9b0ac57d⋯.jpg (1.17 MB,2599x4616,2599:4616,Picsart_23_09_25_20_11_34_….jpg)

Like I already told you... Lol @ you not smoking weed

What a fucking pussy !!!

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 No.101869

>>101852

That one singular $60 bud of weed represents almost 10% of your monthly welfare check.

But you're not paying rent, and you're not paying utilities, and you're not paying for Wi-Fi or food...

You're a fucking parasite

Lol you don't smoke weed

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 No.101870

Speaking of which

I think I'm going to roll a big fat joint

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 No.101871

File: a9adf50f381a94b⋯.png (110.61 KB,1080x2265,72:151,Screenshot_20230927_165507….png)

>>101833

The reason you don't have a woman in your life is because you're a fucking coward

There's no other reason

All the reasons you fabricate are bullshit excuses

there's only ONE reason you're alone:

COWARDICE

You're afraid... Plain and simple

You don't know how to talk to women

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 No.101872

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 No.101873

But cowardly shy terrified introverted scared little powerless men always gravitate towards bullshit like GORE

Because deep down inside, for some stupid idiotic reason, you seem to think it makes you appear "intimidating"...

hint: it DOESN'T

It's simply highlights what a loser you are

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 No.101874

File: fbf4b476ab79d9b⋯.jpg (111.09 KB,903x1204,3:4,a11.jpg)

File: c5806a1cb3512aa⋯.jpg (718.08 KB,1672x1020,418:255,a13.jpg)

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 No.101875

>>101872

>>101874

GORECENTRAL.COM

the website for sissies

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 No.101876

>>101874

Instead of going to gorecentral.com

Perhaps you should be going to FAGGOTCENTRAL.COM

Because you seem to be more focused on nude males than you are on females

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 No.101877

>>101874

There's no reason for you to feel bad about being powerless and weak

Lots of people are powerless and weak

Like newborn babies and 87-year-old women

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 No.101878

>>101874

Since you qualified for welfare disability benefits, maybe you could find a nursing home or one of those assisted living tenements for mentally handicapped individuals?

It won't be very nice, but at least you don't have to be embarrassed about still relying on your mother

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 No.101879

>>101874

Why don't you tell us about your fear of abandonment

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 No.101880

>>101874

Every day, you post threads that demonstrate thesymptomsof your fear of abandonment

So we've already seen the symptoms ad nausea

Instead, why don't you simply tell us about the source of your fear of being abandoned again?

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 No.101881

>>101874

Since you are obviously not interested in women, I guess it's safe to assume when you were a child, you felt abandoned by a woman?

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 No.101882

>>101874

Q: how did it make you feel when she abandoned you?

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 No.101883

>>101874

While you're trying to figure out a way to explain her abandoning you without making it seem like she had a reason to leave, I think I'm going to do some manly things like shaving my head bald and shaving my pubes because tonight I'm going to be laying some serious pipe into my wife....

I made an amazing dinner last night, I'm talking about first class gourmet shit last night....

And we were drinking 12 year old single malt scotch, And we both got so drunk we ended up falling asleep snuggling together on the sofa watching a movie....

So tonight I'm getting the special treatment, because my wife deepthroats me all the way down to the base..

It gets really really weird because she lets me take it a little bit beyond the edge

She allows me to rough her up

And if a woman already has your entire penis down the back of her throat, but she STILL allows you to push even farther, becoming sexually abusive.... Consider yourself lucky

I'm a very lucky man indeed

Tell us about being abandoned when you were a child

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 No.101884

Tell us why you're scared

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 No.101885

Why are you so terrified it's going to happen again?

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 No.101886

If you're so convinced you're going to be abandoned again, perhaps there's a reason why you will be abandoned?

Apparently, you seem to think you're not worthy

You seem to be convinced that you are only good for being discarded

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 No.101887

Because everybody gets shot down, rejected, brushed off, denied, abandoned.. whatever you want to call it....

It's part of life.....

So why don't you tell us WHY You're so weak?

Why are you so afraid?

Why are you so terrified about being shot down?

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 No.101888

You're not afraid of being cheated on

Because you need a relationship before you can be cheated on, and you've done everything possible to guarantee you'll never be in a relationship with anybody

You're not afraid of being betrayed, because you've built all these stupid barriers around yourself to prevent yourself from anybody getting close enough to betray you.....

nope...............

Your fear has nothing to do with relationships or cheating or betrayal or rejection

Those are all adult topics

But you don't really qualify as an adult

You're still the little baby who got abandoned somehow

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 No.101889

>>101833

You're not man enough to handle a relationship, so nobody's ever going to betray you or even give you a second thought....

And the reason you're not a man:

Because little baby boopsie got abandoned

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 No.101890

File: bbdaad868c12455⋯.png (916.69 KB,1080x2177,1080:2177,Picsart_23_09_27_17_23_12_….png)

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 No.101891

Time to smoke some of this weed.

I bought an ounce for $600, and it's so nice to roll a big fat doobie on a fall day, walk around the neighborhood enjoying the changing colors of the leaves, and smoking this outrageous fucking weed

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 No.101892

File: b649e652ad1bd98⋯.png (945.54 KB,1080x2177,1080:2177,Picsart_23_09_27_17_27_39_….png)

The big intimidating edgy shock value master got abandoned

Which made him edgy

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 No.101893

>>101833

Imagine your entire life being nothing more than compensating for your lack of courage and accomplishment

Damn it! I forgot! You don't have to imagine

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 No.101894

>>101833

Is it possible that she had a good reason for abandoning you?

Have you contemplated the possibility but she had every right to abandon your ass?

What makes you think you deserved any better?

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 No.101895

Cowards always try to mask their fear as some form of anger or rage

It's classic coward... Textbook Sissy maneuver...

Cowards always hope they can create an intimidating facade so nobody will ever get close enough to realize what a fucking cowardly little bitch they truly are

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 No.101896

BREAKING NEWS :

You don't need to create boundaries around yourself, barriers and defense mechanisms to protect yourself from being abandoned again...

Because you could stop all that behavior right now, and 10 years from today, you will realize nobody wanted to get close anyway...

You're going to remain alone either way, so why waste your time pretending to be something you're not?

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 No.101897

>>101874

I'm imagining you were pretty young when she abandoned you... Your type of behavioral disorder clearly indicates a deepset ingrained fear...

This level of fear is generally associated with abandonment during your formative years

I'm talking about between the ages of 4 and 8

So exactly how old were you?

By the time most humans reach the age of eight, they have already learned the coping skills to process and deal with abandonment without having it destroy their life

How old were you anyway?

six?

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 No.101898

File: 270e034ccab7bed⋯.png (528.73 KB,916x698,458:349,Screenshot_20230927_174058….png)

Of course, there's always the possibility that you were just slow to develop, and even though you were over the age of 8, you simply didn't have the maturity to develop coping mechanisms....

For all I know, you could have been 11 when she abandoned you

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 No.101899

File: 74aba270633476a⋯.jpg (61.2 KB,770x992,385:496,Picsart_23_09_27_17_46_07_….jpg)

>>101833

Wouldn't you say that YOUR fear of abandonment, the needless defense mechanisms and self-defeating barriers you built around yourself to prevent another abandonment could be consideredTHE most blatant case of accidental "erotic" suicide imaginable?

Because it's not like you're going to ever experience anything erotic with another human being, and you did it to yourself inadvertently

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 No.101900

Oh my fucking god! Wow!!

This pot tastes so fucking good! It tastes like classic indica, with distinctive notes of frankincense and myrrh

It literally tastes like spice from the Bahamas mixed with honey and skunk spray

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 No.101901

There's a reason this pot costs $20 per joint....

I literally just took TWO tiny little hits off a Doobie.... and I'm already so stoned I just let the joint go out

The doobie just went out here in my hand, because there's no reason for me to hit it again...

Literally only TWO HITS, and I'm totally high.....

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 No.101902

File: dab330a7f837997⋯.jpg (38.26 KB,630x861,30:41,Picsart_23_09_27_17_46_40_….jpg)

That's all... TWO TOKES...

And I'm much more stoned than if I smoked 20 tokes of the average good weed out there...

So I still have 4/5ths of the Doobie left

It's more economical

It's savvy and sophisticated

it's scintillating and sensational

It's the shit

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 No.101903

>>101874

oops !!!......

how rude of me !!....

I interrupted you.... my bad

You were saying something about, "I visit gorecentral.com because I have repressed anger and fear about being abandoned as a child..."

Please continue

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 No.101904

>>101874

oops !!!......

how rude of me !!....

I interrupted you.... my bad

You were saying something about, "I try to create a completely predictable false air of intimidating edgy "shock value" unpredictability, to compensate for my fear of being abandoned..."

Please continue

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 No.101905

>>101874

oops !!!......

how rude of me !!....

I interrupted you.... my bad

You were saying something about, "I have manifested textbook behavioral disorders due to my inability to resolve inner childhood issues that I unrealistically perceived to be traumatic..."

Please continue

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 No.101906

>>101874

oops !!!......

how rude of me !!....

I interrupted you.... my bad

You were saying something about, "I am mindnumbingly lonely, unemployed, overlooked, self ostracized, and I download The classic textbook predictable Gore photography, scatology, and other idiotic fetish garbage, along with predictable hate speech racist neo-Nazi memes, because I reach for the lowest hanging fruit when I'm trying to spray paint myself with a false air of intimidating shock value, Just like all the other idiots..."

Please continue

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 No.101907

>>101874

oops !!!......

how rude of me !!....

I interrupted you.... my bad

You were saying something about, "I I'm already old enough to have children, but I've chosen to live a sedentary isolated dysfunctional existence, and I blame it on external factors, because I don't want people to realize it's really all my own fault, life failure created by a fear of failing, the most pathetic excuse for failure of them all..."

Please continue

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 No.101908

>>101874

oops !!!......

how rude of me !!....

I interrupted you.... my bad

You were saying something about, "my dysfunctionality is completely transparent and self-induced..."

Please continue

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 No.101909

>>101874

oops !!!......

how rude of me !!....

I interrupted you.... my bad

You were saying something about, "I can't even come up with original shock value, so I rely on the most predictable garbage, like gore websites and feces photos and neo-Nazi memes..."

Please continue

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 No.101910

>>101874

oops !!!......

how rude of me !!....

I interrupted you.... my bad

You were saying something about, "everything I do is a well-worn pattern of behavior I have manifested, a simple behavioral disorder, meaning I could simply stop behaving like such a douchebag, and I might even be able to find a girlfriend, but I'm such a douchebag that I simply can't find The courage to stop being such a fucking douche, so my laughable dysfunction and downward spiral continue with each passing day..."

Please continue

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 No.101911

>>101874

oops !!!......

how rude of me !!....

I interrupted you.... my bad

You were saying something about, "I created my own unhappiness, sitting here in front of this computer, and I continue making excuses in the desperate attempt to distract from my own culpability..."

Please continue

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 No.101913

>>101874

oops !!!......

how rude of me !!....

I interrupted you.... my bad

You were saying something about, "I am the only person responsible for my own happiness and I am the only person responsible for my own unhappiness, meaning I could have already stopped behaving like a douchebag many years ago, and by this time I would have a beautiful wife who loves me very much, a best friend who happens to have a vagina, and I'd have no need to visit pornography or gore websites anymore..."

Please continue

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 No.101914

>>101833

(or in your case, perhaps a boyfriend... Not a girlfriend)

Although the truth of the matter is:

You actuallyaren'tgay

You think you are, but you're not really gay... You're neither gay or straight right now...

Maple trees don't get any pussy, and they don't get any dick, so they're not gay or straight... They're just maple trees

Hubcaps aren't gay or straight.. they're just hubcaps...

Refrigerators aren't gay or straight

They're just stupid fucking refrigerators, but they're not gay

Solar panels aren't gay or straight.. they can't be either one, because they're just solar panels...

Same way you're not gay or straight right now

You just desperate, but you're not gay

You look at a lot of penis pictures, obviously

OBVIOUSLY

You behave exactly like a homosexual in many ways, but you're not actually gay

You're just lonely and desperate

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 No.101915

>>101833

Now, don't get me wrong... I'm not saying you'll never be gay...

Because indeed, you certainly will end up becoming a full-fledged active homosexual one of these days

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 No.101916

>>101833

And this isn't a personal attack against you.. this is really just a generic statement...

In fact, no one said it better than Franklin Delano Roosevelt:

"The longer you go without human touch, without intimacy and trust, the more likely you are to suck a dick"

- FDR

If you wait long enough, you'll be so desperate that you'll suck the first dick that gets whipped out in front of your face

No women are going to force themselves on you, that's for sure...

It's much more realistic to expect an aggressive older homosexual to simply unzip his pants and put his dick in your face, because he will see it in your eyes, your desperation and malleability....

He'll see a soft block of modeling clay, and put his dick into it... And you won't stop him....

Nope...... You're not the type of guy who would stop it... You'd enjoy it

But you're actually not a homosexual yet

NotYET

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 No.101917

>>101833

You're still not quite a faggot yet....

you're currently asexual

Asexual people can still jack off, but that doesn't mean they're having sex

Touching your Tiny Tinky doesn't qualify as sex.....

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 No.101918

Having sex requires another person, and that's not happening for you, at least not yet...

You've seen to it, with your behavior... Your behavior is designed to self-defeat... Your behavior is designed to validate your self-prophesized failure..

You don't behave in a way that secures another human being in your life...

But one of these days, when you least expect it, some flaming nigger faggot is going to Read you like a book, and catch you off guard by pulling his dick out, standing up from his chair, with his dick right in front of your face, and place his monkey nigger hand on the back of your head....

And that's the moment of truth for you

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 No.101919

All of your little attention seeking shock value won't mean a goddamn thing when a monkey ass nigger has his entire dick down the back of your stupid fucking throat, will it?

You won't be intimidating anybody that day, will you?

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 No.101920

All of your little gore pictures and poopy photos and neo-Nazi garbage... Those will be a distant memory when quantavious empties his black nigger nuts down the back of your throat, way down past your uvula, so you don't even have to swallow... His ejaculum will literally shoot directly down your esophagus without you swallowing it...

None of this will matter when you meet your moment of truth, will it?

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 No.101921

Basically, you are an edgy shock value maestro, a lump of fungus in a computer chair, literally waiting for somebody to turn you into a vagina

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 No.101922

But here's the funniest part :

You could easily be a lump of fungus sitting in a computer chair waiting for a beautiful intelligent woman to turn you in to her boyfriend and fiance...

But you'll never find her

Because women don't go hunting men down

No woman is going to make the effort

You are passive.. you sit isolated and unseen...

No woman is coming looking for you

On the other hand, men are aggressive

Especially gay men

If you continue sitting on your ass like a lump of fungus, sooner or later some horny old homosexual is it going to notice you

It might be at a convenience store

You might be pumping gas or maybe at the grocery store, picking out sugary children's breakfast cereal while your mother urges you to hurry up.....

It could be anywhere

But no woman is going to come hunting you down or hitting on you in a grocery store....

If you keep living like a coward, eventually someone will hunt you down, but they're going to have a penis

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 No.101923

Even people trying to spray paint themselves with a false facade of "shock value" by going to gore websites qualify as being cowards

Because nothing comes out of your mind unless it came from your mind in the first place, even when it's a joke, or some contrived facade...

People don't make jokes about content that's not already on their mind

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 No.101927

And 100% of gore fans are lonely life failures who harbor anger and hidden rage, angry at themselves because they never accomplished a goddamn thing in their entire life

What most people call "life failures"

You'll never find a happy well adjusted charismatic successful person who visits gore sites, because they have no reason to...

That type of shit never crosses their mind, and they have no interest in it whatsoever...

Because they're busy with a life, they have relationships and interests and hobbies and talents and jobs...

100% of Gore fans are dysfunctional

Even if it's just a joke, it doesn't matter... Because if it was in your mind, then the Freudian nature cannot be denied...

It's boring and abnormal, and not even vaguely interesting

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 No.101928

>>101833

You're not a particularly stupid person, but your behavior is the behavior of an extremely stupid person

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 No.101929

Because even a stupid person would realize behaving like a douchebag is the reason why everybody thinks you're a douchebag

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 No.101930

People perceive you as a douchebag because :

(drumroll, please)

you BEHAVE like a fucking douchebag

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 No.101931

>>101833

So you've got anger issues? Too bad

Everybody's got anger, so what's your issue?

Why don't you try acting like a big boy?

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 No.101932

I've seen some of the most unimaginable Gore in real life, believe it or not......

When I was 11, I saw a human being splattered on the concrete, 17 stories beneath the window he jumped out of...

I saw it up close and personal....

And I've seen much worse, believe it or not....

Stable functional adults have no need to dwell or dabble in this type of dysfunctional creepy douchebag "shock value" content...

I've seen enough real life gore with my own eyes to last me a lifetime, so why would I have any interest in this type of garbage?

Why would anybody be interested in this dysfunctional content? Functional people have no interest in becoming dysfunctional

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 No.101933

File: 96031f11cd256d6⋯.mp3 (129.94 KB,2023_09_27T23_12_46.mp3)

"WOOOOK AT MEEE!!"

I GOPP "SHOCK VAWOO!!"

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 No.102232

File: 2b0bf053cd5a39e⋯.jpg (346.76 KB,1162x709,1162:709,a120.jpg)

File: 3ee53a2bc9a45cf⋯.jpg (410.14 KB,879x1247,879:1247,a16a.jpg)

File: b78ed66bed5b838⋯.jpg (270.27 KB,769x1030,769:1030,a37.jpg)

File: 27cda0b077e08c7⋯.jpg (883.38 KB,1688x2362,844:1181,a31.jpg)

File: dbe08e9372064d3⋯.jpg (716.97 KB,1814x879,1814:879,a56a.jpg)

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 No.102455

File: df6c443fd783424⋯.jpg (930.25 KB,1502x1247,1502:1247,a46.jpg)

File: c80b9ce673a5d27⋯.jpg (498.27 KB,1020x1077,340:359,a48.jpg)

File: 65a0c0c590eebb7⋯.jpg (447.16 KB,720x1191,240:397,a49.jpg)

File: f69516eec83e4f6⋯.jpg (424.28 KB,720x1134,40:63,a50.jpg)

File: 49f788511b1548d⋯.jpg (656.6 KB,1096x680,137:85,a53.JPG)

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 No.102456

File: de69958d64488b9⋯.jpg (576.22 KB,983x643,983:643,a54.JPG)

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 No.102473

File: fbd5c1cc673ac86⋯.jpg (859.57 KB,1417x1219,1417:1219,a58a.jpg)

File: 426e820fb751163⋯.jpg (295.01 KB,680x1077,680:1077,a59.jpg)

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 No.102494

File: e255bcf7c535b16⋯.jpg (2.1 MB,1981x1248,1981:1248,0043_girl_strangled_with_n….jpg)

File: 03da3f1ba785a2b⋯.png (1.62 MB,742x931,106:133,Dead_with_Face_2.png)

A girl who was "accidentally" strangled during sex. She was left lying dead on her bed for several days before being found with worms exiting her body.

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 No.102549

File: 765d23dae69cc7c⋯.jpg (838.69 KB,1434x1205,1434:1205,402.jpg)

File: b065fbdad362836⋯.jpg (290.89 KB,652x765,652:765,403.jpg)

File: 857e2bdd9150dfe⋯.jpg (759.48 KB,1489x1209,1489:1209,404.JPG)

File: fa9d5d1a594e4db⋯.jpg (523.67 KB,1081x800,1081:800,406.JPG)

File: f28e570ffb71eb8⋯.jpg (539.91 KB,1020x695,204:139,407.JPG)

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 No.102576

>>101867

Johnny Neptune, if that's you, I have to thank you for this masterpiece of an image. You sir truly are a genius.

Even if you are a niggerfaggot cuck who married a tranny.

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 No.102757

File: 83fce326fd303fb⋯.jpg (704.17 KB,1782x1100,81:50,240.jpg)

File: 7928ae0d693ec93⋯.jpg (367.73 KB,850x945,170:189,243.jpg)

File: eea83e940af20a1⋯.jpg (306.85 KB,762x945,254:315,244.jpg)

File: bd89c764f94cca4⋯.jpg (365.91 KB,703x850,703:850,245.jpg)

File: ca063e416d20b0c⋯.jpg (376.08 KB,709x850,709:850,246.jpg)

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 No.102758

File: c22a959d4787ddf⋯.jpg (451.99 KB,1152x780,96:65,201.jpg)

>>102757

Here at morgue his face can partially be seen

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 No.102860

>>102757

>>102758

Cool. Are they playing with his dead bulging out tongue at morgue, poking at it. Or some legitimate reasons, like also determining the time of death by the way it feels to the touch? Anyone knows?

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