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 No.101496 [Last50 Posts]

SOVIET SOVIET SOVIET SOVIET UNION. WE LOVE COMMUNISM. FUCK CAPITALISM

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 No.101497

>>101496

Nobody gives a fuck about politics in here

So that's not going to work.. You're going to have to come up with better bait

And it doesn't have to be anything fancy... But it's got to be a little bit more ethereal thanTHIS GARBAGE

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>>101496

But... Since this thread has no purpose... I've got good news for you

I'm going to repurpose it !!!

THAT'S RIGHT!

This is a perfect clean blank slate

Like a brand new hallway in a modern building

I love taking my own feces and smearing it all over people's walls... It's really quite fun.. trust me

The best part is signing your own name in 3 ft tall letters, written in your own feces

You should really try it sometime

But since this is just a shitty fucking chat room, I suppose I'm going to to use a metaphoric form of feces today

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 No.101499

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THE BEATLES:

☆☆☆BACK IN THE USSR☆☆☆

Lucky you! Today you're going to learn about the song BACK IN THE USSR by THE Beatles

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 No.101500

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Paul McCartney wanted to write a bit of a parody of Chuck Berry's hit song Back in the USA, and McCartney was also inspired byCALIFORNIA GIRLSby The BEACH BOYS

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McCartney really liked the Beach Boys a lot, and he was friends with all of them.. during the Transcendental Meditation Maharishi bullshit days of George harrison, McCartney and Mike Love hung out together in eastern India, and McCartney discussed his idea of a song similar to California girls, a parody of Chuck Berry's back in the USA...

But McCartney said he wanted it to be about going back to the old Soviet union, instead of America.. a satire parody

Mike love consulted with him about the idea, and told him how to make it more like a Beach Boys song

Just like in the song California girls, The Beach Boys sing about girls from different regions

So McCartney included lyrics about Ukraine girls and Moscow girls etc etc

But basically, he was Consulting with one of The Beach Boys on how to make this song "seem more like the Beach Boys"...

Which is pretty interesting, if you stop and think about it.. Paul mccartney, one of the Beatles, the biggest band ever.. asking advice from The Beach Boys..

" how can I make my music sound more like you?"

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 No.101502

In case you are unaware, let me help you cut up to the front of the line on this one:

the finished version of BACK IN THE USSR by The Beatles is One of the most amazing badass rock and roll songs ever recorded

To call it a "classic" would be a grand understatement

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Flew in from Miami Beach B.O.A.C

Didn't get to bed last night

On the way the paper bag was on my knee

Man, I had a dreadful flight

I'm back in the U.S.S.R

You don't know how lucky you are, boy

Back in the U.S.S.R

Been away so long, I hardly knew the place

Gee, it's good to be back home

Leave it 'til tomorrow to unpack my case

Honey, disconnect the phone

I'm back in the U.S.S.R

You don't know how lucky you are, boy

Back in the U.S

Back in the U.S

Back in the U.S.S.R

Well

The Ukraine girls really knock me out

They leave the West behind

And Moscow girls make me sing and shout

That Georgia's always on

My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my mind

Oh, come on!

Woo! (Hey)

Woo! (Yeah)

Woo! (Yeah)

Hell, yeah

Hey, I'm back In the U.S.S.R

You don't know how lucky you are, boys

Back in the U.S.S.R

Well

The Ukraine girls really knock me out

They leave the West behind

And Moscow girls make me sing and shout

That Georgia's always on

My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my mind

Oh, show me 'round your snow-peaked mountains

Way down south

Take me to your daddy's farm

Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out

Come and keep your comrade warm

I'm back In the U.S.S.R

You don't know how lucky you are, boy

Back in the U.S.S.R

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 No.101504

BOAC is the British Occidental airways corporation... A British airline....

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 No.101505

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Прилетел из Майами-Бич B.O.A.C. Вчера вечером не лег спать По дороге бумажный пакет был у меня на коленях Чувак, у меня был ужасный перелет Я снова в СССР Ты не представляешь, как тебе повезло, мальчик Назад в СССР

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 No.101506

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>>101496

After recording back in the USSR, The Beatles recorded this song

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>>101496

And yep... You nailed it on the head

You guessed it!!!!

THIS was The Beatles first song ever recorded back when they were like 3 years old

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>>101507

I'm totally not even you, and I'm sorry to interrupt... But I remember those good old days with Marshmallow Sally, in the time he thought of MexicanCOCKROACHnamed Gonzalez was A JĒWISHKIKEROACH

Those were the good old days.. anyway, sorry for interrupting you...

I'm totally not you... I'm going to let you get back to your little thing you were doing there

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>>101496

This is probably The Beatles best song ever, to be quite honest with you... Not that the Beatles had any good songs

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>>101496

It turns out this is the first Beatles song ever...

I know how you love those early Beatles songs

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>>101496

It turns out this is the last Beatles song ever, and .... well......

I know how you love those later Beatles songs

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 No.101515

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>>101496

All five of The Beatles were in Russia when they didn't write this song

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 No.101516

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>>101496

I wasn't even born when the Beatles wrote this song...

I'm not saying I wasn't already alive...

I had already been born like 22 years earlier, but I wasn't born the day they recorded this song

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 No.101517

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>>101496

I heard this is a Beatles thread.. I'll just leave this here

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 No.101518

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>>101517

Oh boy!! I love Beatles threads!

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>>101518

I'm not even you, and you can literally tell the difference between the Beatles music when they were on drugs (your shitty doped-up druggie version) and my version, which is before the Beatles ever snorted their first line of weed....

The difference is instantly noticeable

Your version is garbage

Drugs drugs sex and drugs and sex

My version is nice and clean and family friendly, and there's no sex and there's no drugs, especially no sex

In particular, my version features absolutely no sex whatsoever

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>>101496

The Beatles gave birth to a litter of televangelistic boxing kangaroos under my house one time

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>>101496

The Russian release ofPiggy in the Middlewas probably the least mathematically accurate Beatles album never produced

But what would you expect from a bunch of fucking Russians?

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 No.101522

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>>101496

Why did you decide to change this into a Beatles thread?

I don't get it

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 No.101523

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>>101496

Personally, I think you should have turned this into more of a"you never give me your money / forget your name"thread

It just seems like if it had a lot less Beatles, and a lot moreforget your name, it would be a better thread... More enjoyable

But hey.........

Who am I to second guess

your decisions?

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 No.101524

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>>101496

It's funny you'd even mention the Beatles, because this is the only Beatles song I've ever heard before in my life

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 No.101526

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 No.101527

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>>101496

That other guy just said you had mentioned The Beatles.. but I never saw you mention anything about the Beatles..

I'm not sure what the fuck he was talking about

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 No.101529

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>>101496

Whatever happened to the back in the USSR part?

I thought that was going really well

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 No.101530

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>>101496

(Perhaps it's best if you just stayed out of this and kept your mouth shut for a change)

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 No.101531

>>101527

noob

lurk more

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 No.101532

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 No.101533

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>>101496

Earlier you said some bullshit, but the first Beatles song was calledtravelin' light, DUMBASS

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 No.101534

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 No.101535

Who's the asshole

Shitting up this thread?

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 No.101536

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>>101496

This will probably seem like hyperbole, but it's true.. Your thread destroyed my entire fucking life!!

ILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU !!!!!

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 No.101538

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>>101496

Everything was going fine. I was minding my own business. Then you started talking about the Beatles

FUCK YOU, BUCKO !!!

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 No.101539

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>>101496

... So I'm guessing that's a "no" on the 'forget your name' thing?

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>>101496

It's okay...

Quite honestly?.. I never really expected you to go for the 'forget your name' angle, anyway

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>>101496

I was thinking you and I should start a company called THINKTANK

Where I think about getting tanked

And you just sit there and suffer, watching me getting drunk and thinking

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 No.101545

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>>101496

Oooooooo a BEATLES THREAD!!!

I LOVE THE BEATLES!!!!

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>>101496

I think your THINKTANK™ idea sucks

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>>101496

For such a big Beatles fan, you don't seem to know very much about the Beatles

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>>101496

Many many years ago, I had a friend who was a booking agent for all of the daytime talk shows...

One day my girlfriend Jill and I got a phone call in our high-rise in Buckhead, and it was my booking agent friend who asked us,"HOW DO YOU LIKE TO FILL SEATS ON THE GERALDO SHOW?"

"Filling seats" is a terminology they used back then on those cheesy talk shows...

They would hire people like me to "spice up" an otherwise boring show.

We were planted, pretending to be legitimate... More than half of the people on those shows were fake, just there to fill seats, and spice up the show...

The gig was paying $1,600 apiece, $3,200 total between Jill and I...

Plus, we each had a $200 per diem

For 3 days. An entire weekend in Manhattan, staying at the Empire Hotel, hanging out with Geraldo Rivera, eating great food and partying in New York City...

I went to a place called Norcostco in Atlanta, a stage and theatrical production company, and I purchased some "stage putty", crap that they use to make fake noses with for plays...

The particular episode we were booked on involvedprostitution

Jill and I were running our own graphic design and mural company in Atlanta, and neither of us were involved in prostitution whatsoever

But, many many years prior, I actually worked with Sicilian la cosa nostra organized crime, and they definitely ran prostitution and all the strip clubs and shit in Atlanta....

So I actually had a good bit of knowledge about the business...

When we got booked for the show, we had two weeks to come up with a "believable story"

I'm not sure how believable it was, but Jill and I decided we would portray a couple named Rebecca and David

The story we created involved Rebecca working as a prostitute in a whorehouse.. A brothel...

And we created a storyline about her boyfriend David, who was the bouncer at the whorehouse, and he had to deal with the inner conflict of his girlfriend turning tricks inside the business while he provided security... The entire story was complete bullshit

There are so many behind the scenes details I could tell you about this particular event, little insider secrets about Geraldo Rivera, about how those television shows used to be so fake and how they created and modified and fabricated everything...

Once I got to Times square, I purchased a pair of dummy glasses with no magnification, and the makeup department at the Geraldo show provided a wig and a fake mustache...

I was really fat at that time, because I was making a shitload of money doing my artwork, living in a 37th floor apartment in a brand new European designed high-rise, overlooking Atlanta, and Jill and I were partying like crazy, going to fancy expensive restaurants every fucking night... Splurging. I was eating tons of the very best food.. I was quite an extremist, eating huge expensive Italian dinners at Fancy restaurants, really expensive seafood restaurant, just shoveling in the food and drinking tons of liquor and doing tons of drugs...

I lost all that weight....

But boy oh boy, was I ever fat! Lol

There were only two legitimate prostitutes on the stage, the white girl wearing sunglasses, and the black chick...

The stupid fat goth pig got on there somehow, I don't know how... She wasn't a hooker. She was just part of the goth scene in Atlanta, she knew the same booking agent as me

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>>101496

Of course the airfare and hotel were supplied by the show... All in all, Jill and I made $4,400 total, just to go party in New York and fuck around, lying on a TV show about working in a whorehouse...

Interesting story

I am a natural at this shit, but my girlfriend Jill was very shy... You can tell she's scared to death during the taping...

The reason she was scared was because her mother loved watching the Geraldo show...

She never told her parents we had gone to New York, because she didn't want them to know she got paid to do a TV show about prostitution...

After it aired that year, about an hour later, our phone rang...

It was Jill's mother and father...

Lol they were screaming. They were furious!

Jill was so embarrassed!! It was hilarious!!

Once she explained the entire situation, how we knew the booking agent, etc etc... Her parents finally got a big kick out of it !!!

Jill's father was a no-nonsense guy, not to be messed with...

He'd rip your head off and shit down your neck before you could blink your eyes

But once he got the joke, he used to brag about it, "here's my daughter who went on Geraldo and said she was a prostitute"

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>>101496

This is probably my least favorite Beatles song

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>>101496

Two of usis a great Beatles song, come to think of it

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>>101496

Fuck The Beatles

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>>101496

I just realized you don't know anything about the Beatles, do you?

This entire thing has been a charade, hasn't it?

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>>101496

Okay ... good job !!

your maniacal plan has been set into action:

You've got THE CAVEMAN strung out on drugs, fiddling with CAUSTIC 3 on his phone, shaving off his fucking beard, buying a MORPH armored jacket, and showing a blatant disrespect for humanity by GETTING CREATIVE.

now you can finish your plan, and he'll be walking upright soon..

Good Work, Sir!!

Keep it up !!

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 No.101588

>>101496

best thread EVER

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 No.101595

keep talking to men all day faggot

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>>101596

spam more spurg

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>>101596

spam more spurg

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 No.101599

this guy cant even reply correctly

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>>101599

What video game are you playing this weekend instead of getting laid?

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>>101599

What video game are you playing this weekend instead of getting laid?

Is it overwatch?

Fortnite?

Spider-Man?

Ms Pac-Man?

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>>101599

This weekend I'm playing a game called ACTUALLY GETTING LAID IN REAL LIFE

There are no cheat codes

You wouldn't like it. It involves females

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 No.101651

File: 90d08fe4852032a⋯.gif (1.35 MB,480x452,120:113,tenor_2387530114.gif)

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR STUPID ASS COATS OR YOUR RETARDED FUCKING COUNTRY! YOU SHOULD ALL GO KILL YOURSELVES! FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!

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 No.101716

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 No.101717

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 No.101718

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>>101651

.... You were 100% correct when you said one of the reasons "women never give you a second thought" is The fact that you don't have any cool jackets. You don't know how to package yourself. You look like a fucking douchebag, and you wear douchebag clothes.

You don't package yourself because you're not sexually attracted to women.

You're a slob.

You're a sedentary lazy worthless unemployed penniless slob.

So why would you bother making yourself look cool with a badass jacket?

That's not the ONLY reason women won't give you a second thought

There's lots and lots of reasons why women just don't realize you exist, and You're not capable of making a difference in their lives even if they did realize you existed...

You serve no purpose for anybody, not even for yourself....

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 No.101719

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>>101651

The idea of you getting pussy is one of the funniest fucking things I could possibly imagine

Talk about awkward! Lol hahaha God damn!

That's fucking hilarious!The idea of you getting pussy is fucking hilarious

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 No.101720

File: 8d39941c2fea330⋯.jpg (25.79 KB,400x400,1:1,pissinpploff.jpg)

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 No.101721

>>101718

You are nothing but a joke and you're a faceless coward. Remember that.

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 No.101723

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>>101721

Actually I've got a face...

I'd imagine you probably get winded easily, you probably run out of breath while masturbating

SPEAKING OF FUTILE MASTURBATION:

How did your weekend go?

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 No.101724

>>101722

It's not your face, anonymous coward. Keep hiding while you can. You will be located soon.

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 No.101725

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>>101721

One of the other reasons women don't like you :

YOU'VE GOT NO TALENT

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 No.101726

>>101725

>Sitting on an imageboard all day criticizing people.

lol no life loser

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 No.101727

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>>101724

nope, dip shit :

THATS MY FACE

And I'll be more than happy to give you my address, genius...

Maybe your mother would pay for the Greyhound bus ticket, and you could come find me?

WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING BORN WITHOUT ANY DISCERNIBLE TALENT WHATSOEVER?

I'm not being mean. I'm asking you a very serious question...

I was born with several talents, so I really wouldn't know what it's like to be a blank slate with absolutely no talent whatsoever...

I was hoping you would be polite and Tell me what it feels like

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 No.101728

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>>101726

I'm actually working right now, you unemployed little parasite...

Believe it or not, I'm actuallyworking

I'm married, I've got children, I live in a beautiful house, and I've got aJOB

And what you see as "criticizing people" is actually just me making simple observations

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 No.101729

>>101726

thaaaaaaats riiiiiiight, TAPEWORM !!!

Unlike you, I actually have ajob

I pay all my own bills... You rely on your mother and government welfare handouts

You are a sedentary soft marshmallow

Who sits in front of his stupid little computer

All by himself

With no wife

With no girlfriend

Not even a platonic relationship with a female

Not even a basic generic casual friendship with a female... I wonder why not

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 No.101730

>>101726

So far, I haven't made any criticisms whatsoever

You don't give anybody anything to critique....

You're flatline

All I'm doing is making simple observations

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 No.101731

>>101726

It doesn't take a quantum physicist to make these simple observations about you....

Even a goddamn school child would make these exact same observations:

It's a weekday... A work day... You don't have a job

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 No.101732

>>101726

See how easy that was?

That was just a simpleOBSERVATION

That wasn't criticism

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 No.101733

>>101726

A criticism would be something like "you did a terrible job"

But you didn't do a terrible job of anything

Because you don't have a job

You don't work. You don't have a job. You're unemployed

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 No.101734

File: c155e53531a6696⋯.jpg (356.72 KB,621x1382,621:1382,20230122_212643.jpg)

You also don't have a cool jacket

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 No.101735

>>101726

Here's another observation:

UNEMPLOYED MAN CANNOT SUPPORT THEMSELVES

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 No.101736

lol oops a typo !!

Let me try that one more time, dipshit:

UNEMPLOYED MEN* CAN NOT SUPPORT THEMSELVES!!

That's a very simple observation

You could ask anybody, from age 6 to 600

And they will tell you unemployed men are not able to support themselves

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 No.101737

>>101726

That's not a criticism... I'm not critiquing you... I'm simply making an observation...

It's a very generic statement :

When you meet a man without a job, he obviously cannot support himself

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 No.101738

>>101726

That reminds me of another observation I've made many times before :

Men who cannot support themselves rely on other people to support them

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 No.101739

>>101726

See how that works? One observation reminds me of another observation... It's kind of like dominoes....

Speaking of which, here's an observation :

Men who rely on other people to support them are PARASITES

Basically a tapeworm

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 No.101740

>>101726

I've already shown you a photograph of my house...

I'd be more than happy to meet you anytime you'd like

You don't even have to schedule an appointment

Feel free to show up at my front door anytime you'd like, little girl

I will pimp you out in downtown Atlanta

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 No.101741

I could make a lot of money off of your butthole

There's lots of gay black men in Atlanta who would pay me $25 to empty their nuts in your rectum

Please come to Atlanta soon... I'll even clear out a space for you down in the basement. That's where you will stay when you're not working

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 No.101742

>>101726

Yep.... Atlanta has plenty of black guys that will pay $25 a pop to brutally assault your soft weak pale white asshole and put your throat to work

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 No.101743

>>101726

I just remembered another observation I've made before...

Tell me if this observation sounds familiar :

Women are not interested in dating lazy soft parasites

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 No.101745

>>101726

Even if you were lucky enough to meet a prospective boyfriend, even homosexuals aren't interested in dating a worthless parasite

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 No.101746

>>101726

I realize you perceive this as "being criticized", but in all actuality, these are just simple observations

EVEN A DISGUSTING FUCKING FAGGOT CAN DO BETTER THAN YOU

But certainly, you will never find a woman who's interested in dating a man who cannot support himself

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 No.101747

File: 36f4c05ab42d9f7⋯.png (289.01 KB,1280x697,1280:697,20230616_070228.png)

Plus, you don't have a cool jacket

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 No.101750

>>101645 keep serving slut

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 No.101753

told you video games bore me 5 times

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 No.101754

so small and fragile

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