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JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB PAY YOUR OWN FUCKING BILLS, BITCH

>>101191

You ought to write a comedy, about you actually paying your own bills.

>>101191

It would be one of the funniest movies ever...

The script would be really simple:

It would just be you talking about getting a job, while you continue sitting on your worthless lazy ass, using her Wi-Fi, using your mother's electricity, eating the food out of her refrigerator, taking financial advantage of her

>>101191

RE: RELEASE THE URGE

what "urge"?

The urge to have sex?

Masturbating is not having sex

Are you talking about the URGE TO FAIL AT LIFE?

You're doing a good job so far

>>101191

What would you recommend if I had the urge to break your nose?

Your mother needs to start dating somebody like me, and he will wait till she's at work one day, walk into your spare bedroom, grab you by the throat, lift you out of that chair, and pin you against the wall.....

He would spit in your mouth, then start to crush your larynx as he whispered in your ear, "if you're still in this house when your mother comes home, I'm going to break both of your collar bones"

Trust me, bitch.. you'd be begging me to let go of your throat so you could pack your bags and run

>>101191

And trust me, I'm not being an asshole... I'm actually being very very cool

I'm helping you

>>101191

You can't defend yourself against a child, let alone a full-grown man...

ANYBODY could grab you by your throat and make you submit

>>101191

If you were even HALF A MAN, you would stand up and defend yourself

You would never allow yourself to be intimidated out of your mother's house...

But you're less than half a man

A lot less

>>101191

It only takes 2 lb of pressure to crush the human larynx

That's all.... 2 lb of pressure

Then you'd need a tracheotomy to breathe

>>101191

If your mother was cool and smart, she'd start giving head to bikers...

Because even the skinniest weakest biker would trade for a blowjob from your mom...

He would grab you by the throat, and apply 1.5 lb of pressure against your larynx with his thumb

At that point, you would realize he's about to murder you, so you'd do whatever he told you to do

>>101191

You wouldn't dare try fighting back, because just another half a pound of pressure, and it's tracheotomy time for you

>>101191

WHAT WOULD HELP YOU :

simple

What would helpYOUis actually having your larynx crushed by a skinny needle junkie biker, who whispers in your ear, giving you instructions on how to perform your own tracheotomy on yourself, as he puts a ballpoint pen in your hand...

"Poke a hole directly through the front of your throat into your windpipe with this ballpoint pen, then pull the pen out of your throat, unscrew the pen, and insert the open plastic tube back into the hole so you can breathe"

I think you'd be surprised how much that would help you

And when your mother came home, and you were no longer there, she could celebrate by giving blowjobs to all of the bikers...

>>101191

Q: what if somebody has the urge to punch you so hard in the face, that it breaks the orbit of your eye, and one entire side of your face caves in?

>>101191

Q: what if somebody had the urge to wrap your head in Saran wrap and kick you in the face so many times it broke your jaw?

What would you recommend for that person?

I personally think that type of person should smoke a joint and think about it for a while... It would be foolish to act out too quickly, without giving it full consideration...

But I'm pretty sure your mother would tell them to release their urge

>>101220

>>101220

LOL @ your stupid PEPE PICS

Those stupid overused unoriginal memes are your substitute for having somebody who loves you

>>101221

I will call a fucking air strike

>>101224

Since you can't master one syllable words like YOUR or YOU'RE, I guess it's safe to assume you never completed high school....

Which explains why you don't have a job, and you're obviously not going to college

>>101225

There's nothing exactly "original" about downloading unoriginal hackneyed worn out hand me down thrift store memes, and then uploading them again like a bitch

>>101225

Oops. Silly me! You can't handle one syllable words, so of course you have no idea what the wordhackneyedmeans

>>101225

and now you know why you've gainedthe collective floccinaucinihilipilification of every woman on earth

If you've gone all these years and you still can't differentiate between YOUR and YOU'RE, then you obviously don't have the fortitude or intelligence required to open Google and learn what HACKNEYED means

>>101231

And of course, you also don't have the tenacity or insight required to open Google and learn what FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION means

You're the type that just sits there staring at the word, without ever bothering to educate yourself on anything whatsoever

>>101232

They are the same

>>101191

Since you don't have any female friends whatsoever, of course you don't realizewomen can tell when a man masturbates all the time

They can just "read your energy"

Guys like you have a "weird aura" about them, somewhere between a little boy and a woman...

And other women can always spot a woman out of the crowd....

Women can literally detect when somebody like you spends their life jacking off like a little bitch

>>101233

You forgot to say You're self. not Yourself

>>101236

Can you give me more context?

>>101237

That's how women can always tell a homosexual out of a crowd....

Back in the old days, women used to call it "GAYDAR"

A built-in radar they use to detect gay men...

I told you, women can always spot another woman, from a mile away

>>101238

So yes, you give off the energy of a woman, not a man...

But when women look a little closer, they discover a little boy hiding inside of the woman....

That's when they realize you're not necessarily homosexual... Not yet

You're just a masturbating little sissy

Of course, you'll end up being so desperate for sex in the future, that you'll suck the first penis somebody pulls out of their pants

Pornography and masturbation are the reason why you're a coward

You never try with women, because you're a fucking coward

And the more you masturbate, the more of a coward you become

The more you touch yourself, the less anybody else will ever touch you

>>101242

I bet you are not even on nofap

You've literally been creating an impermeable "aura" of SEXUAL FAILURE around yourself

And wherever you go, you can't hide it, and they see right through it

>>101245

At least you're honest...

And you proved that I was correct

I'm not insulting you... I'm simply making observations

HOW TO CONQUER YOUR FEAR OF REJECTION :

easy

Completely change the way you look at things... Turn your perspective inside out...

Learn to WANT TO BE REJECTED

Only by enjoying rejection Will you ever learn to dispose of the fear

Once you have been rejected successfully, and youhandle it like a champ instead of a chumpWill you ever learn how to succeed

HINT: WHENEVER I WANT MY DICK SUCKED, ALL I HAVE TO DO IS ASK MY WIFE TO SUCK MY DICK

It's really just that simple

Masturbating is for amateurs and little babies

>>101249

ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO TALK TO A GIRL

HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND:

simple

STOP BEHAVING LIKE A GUY NO WOMAN WANTS TO FUCK

>>101250

THEY HAVE STANDARDS

>>101252

ARE YOU A VIRGIN?

>>101251

lol bullshit..... BULL FUCKING SHIT

That's nothing more than the same negative reinforcement you've been patronizing yourself with all these years

You keep giving yourself negative reinforcement, reassuring yourself that you cannot succeed

Of course you'll continue failing if you follow this path

>>101252

YOU ARE VERY WISE

>>101254

>>101256

I'm not particularly wise

I'm simply EXPERIENCED

>>101257

HOLY SHIT

>>101256

And I promise I'm not being mean at all....

Of course, I'm abrasive

I'm like a steel wool scouring pad

I guarantee I will scrape the stuck on burned food out of your pots and pans

And I will be completely honest with you

But if you pay attention, I will gladly teach you how to bypass all the mistakes you've been making

And how to cut to the front of the line, and learn how to get what you want out of life

In fact, I recently realized you guys need somebody to teach you how to approach girls... What to say... How to say it...

You guys need somebody to teach you how to behave... How to attract women without even saying a word...

It has nothing to do with being handsome or rich or having a big dick

Those are all imageboard memes you guys have used to reassure yourselves there's no reason to even try

NUMBER ONE :NO MORE PORN

I already told you:

Women can simply tell when a man jacks off the porn all the time

They'll never mention it to you, because they don't want to embarrass you

But they can actually "visualize" you sitting there jacking your dick

Because we wear our souls on our sleeves, whether we realize it or not

>>101260

I know. You just have to be CONFIDENT

>>101261

CORRECT !!!!

YOUWILLFIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELF, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

>>101262

I will start nofap now

>>101265

I never said anything about NOFAP

NOFAP is just another image board meme

You need to stop thinking in terms of image board memes. Remove all image board terminology from your daily vocabulary

If you're the type of person who thinks in image board terminologies, no woman will ever give you the time of day

Instead of focusing on not masturbating, focus on presenting yourself at your very best

Dress nicely and make your hair look cool

Learn how to relax, and just be comfortable with yourself

Just be a self-confident, relaxed, charismatic version of yourself

And focus your energy on introducing yourself to different women

Whatever your age is, focus on introducing yourself to women your age

Notice I didn't tell you to focus your energy on asking girls out on dates

Don't worry about that

Right now, you need to practice introducing yourself to them....

Looking them directly in the eye, sticking out your hand, giving them a self-confident handshake that's not uncomfortable, and telling them your name...

Tell them it's an honor to meet them....

Then LISTEN TO THEM

In the back of your mind, you should secretly HOPE to be rejected

That way, if you don't hit it off with the girl, you won't be upset

>>101267

So how do i stop fapping, without doing nofap. Should i fap only once a week. or no nofap??????????

Don't ask them for anything

Simply TELL them your name, and tell them you find them interesting

>>101271

If you begin focusing your energy onlearning how to comfortably INTERACT with females, you won't even think about jacking off anymore

Nothing's going to happen until you learn how to interact comfortably

Nobody's attracted to a desperate clingy needy person

so be the opposite of that

Have no desires or expectations or preconceived notions whatsoever

Have no barriers or limits or boundaries or defense mechanisms

Free yourself of any reactions or disappointment or needless unrealistic expectations

Just go along for the ride, so to speak

Just ride it out, and focus on LISTENING TO THEM

My best advice is choosing really intelligent girls

See?.. you won't have time to worry about jacking off, because you'll be knee deep in an exciting new learning phase of your life....

Learning how to comfortably interact with women....

Learning how not to come across as a needy guy who wants sex....

They're not interested in that...

INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO A VERY INTELLIGENT GIRL, LOOK HER IN THE EYES, INTRODUCE YOURSELF, AND SMILE

THEN TELL HER YOU WOULD LIKE TO LEARN FROM HER

Tell her you find her interesting, and she's very smart, and if she doesn't mind, you would like tolisten to her life story so you could learn from her

I promise she'll be sucking your dick within a week

The fastest way to get what you want from somebody is by assuming the role of the subordinate in many ways

If you want to close a business deal, simply tell your perspective client how much you've learned from them, that you really look up to them, that you're fascinated by their intelligence and experience and knowledge

When you put somebody up on a pedestal like that, it's very rare that they will take a shit on you

And if a woman knows you are actually interested inlearning from her, she's very unlikely to tell you to fuck off

And when I say play the role of a subordinate, I'm not talking about being a wimp...

I'm not talking about being less than her

I'm not talking about anybody being more superior or in control than the other person....

I'm simply saying if you want to get that girl's pussy, let her know you are interested in her knowledge

>>101278

Also, move out of your mother's house immediately. Go find a little part-time job and get the fuck out of your mother's house immediately

>>101277

Dude you should go to 4chan to tell those virgins how to talk to a girl. they are desperate, they need pussy. go to the board R9K and tell them how to get pussy

Because women are not interested in men who still live with their mother

Even if you had a shitty nasty little Bohemian crash pad apartment with no furniture, women would rather go there and fuck you then to hang out with a guy who goes home to his mother

>>101281

Why would I do that?

That place is exclusive for douchebags

And this is my living room

Today you stumbled in my living room

And this is my welcome wagon

PAY ATTENTION :

When I was in my early 20s, I had a little funky weird shitty apartment, with absolutely no furniture whatsoever

I simply never put any furniture in it

Not even a bed, believe it or not...

It was just carpeting in every room, no chairs, no sofa, no bed, no furniture whatsoever...

And girls used to come fuck me all the time in that apartment

>>101283

ok

>>101284

Damn

>>101284

You have a big cock. Because girls these days want that

AGAIN : PAY ATTENTION :

I HAD NOTHING....

N O T H I N G

I didn't even have a car. It was just me, my cat, my cat's litter box, and my clothes...

That's all....

And I hadSO MANY GIRLScoming in and out of that fucking empty apartment, that it started to become legendary...

(One of the neighbors was this old dude, who introduced himself to me by laughing at me one day)

I had two teenage girls leaving my apartment after I got done fucking both of them, and this old guy with a gray beard stood on his porch and laughed at me and gave me a thumbs up afterwards....

Later, I got to know that neighbor pretty well, and he always told me "every time I see you there's another girl leaving your apartment"

I'm not particularly handsome, in fact I'm rather ugly

I'm not wealthy by any means, and back then, I was literally scraping by

I don't have a giant dick or anything. I'm just an average person

I didn't even have a car

but what I DID have was SELF-CONFIDENCE

And being rejected never affected me

If a girl wasn't interested in me, that was actually the universe's way of letting me know she and I would never have hit it off in the first place....

Getting rejected is actually a blessing

That's how you know not to waste any more time

There's no reason to be angry at a girl for rejecting you, in fact you should thank them

>>101287

WRONG !!!

If you're taking off your pants in front of a girl, she already decided she's going to fuck you a long time ago

The size of your penis doesn't mean very much to a woman

It has more to do with your self-confidence

DEBUNKING THE "BIG DICK MYTH":

She's never going to see your penis until you take your pants off

And you won't be taking your pants off unless she's already decided to have sex with you

See how easy that was?

MY TECHNIQUE :

If you and her are going to have sex, it's going to happen one way or another, so there's no need to try to rush it.

If it's going to happen, it's going to happen, like the sun rising tomorrow

There's no need to push planet Earth so the sun can rise tomorrow

It's going to happen no matter what

And there's no reason to push sex with a woman, because if she's going to fuck you, it's going to happen one way or another....

Learn to just relax and enjoy the ride

>>101191

Only stupid women want big dicks and fancy cars and supermodels...

Unrealistic women that you wouldn't want a relationship with in the first place

Sure, there are women out there with worthless prerequisites....

But those aren't the women you're interested in

>>101291

Yeah taking notes

>>101292

Yeah they are probably ugly behind that makeup

>>101191

Women look for SELF-CONFIDENCE and men who are FUN TO HANG OUT WITH

Don't ever mention any imageboard crap

Don't mention anything about video games or anime or image boards or any of that internet bullshit

Instead, make it fun to be with you

Be impulsive and unpredictable and take risks

Take chances... Be funny... Be unexpected...

Make it fun to hang out with you

Be self-confident and brave, and let her see you handling other people with that attitude...

Let her watch you deal with other people, exuding an heir of confidence, humor, and more confidence

>>101294

UGLY WOMEN :

Oddly enough, women don't have to be supermodels to be amazing companions

You're not looking for a supermodel

You're looking for a best friend

You're looking for somebody you trust

You're looking for somebody who wants you in their life as much as you want them in their life

So you have to behave like a man they would want to invest their life into

AGAIN : Even for a temporary brief relationship, they are investing their life into your life

Becoming a team

It doesn't have to last forever, that's an unrealistic expectation that will scare them away

It's okay if it only lasts a week or a month or a year or maybe just for an afternoon

That's okay. There's no guilt trip required. No frustration, no anger. No reason to be angry at her or lash out Just because it wasn't a fairy tale

Don't expect living happily ever after like a fairy tale

That scares people away

>>101295

But i'm not a fun guy

Speech to text Typo. Sorry

Let her watch you deal with other people, exuding an AIR* of confidence, humor, and more confidence

>>101297

As long as you keep telling yourself negative reinforcements, you'll continue living up to your expectations

CONFIDENCE = not caring what anybody thinks one way or another

Real self-confidence involves not needing to be liked

And not minding if you're unliked

Here's a good example :

I'm going to make up a hypothetical arbitrary example for you...

>>101301

ok

Insecure people ASK

"Would you go out on a date with me?"

It shows a lack of confidence

And asking questions increases your chances of hearing"NO"

There's already a 50% chance they will say no, but by ASKING, You've increased the chances of being shot down....

Instead of ASKING:

TELL THEM.....

MAKE STATEMENTS instead of asking questions

"I'd be honored for you to Go see this new movie with me. I'm paying for it. I would like to hear your opinions about the movie afterwards. I'd like to take you to get dinner afterwards"

Since I haven't asked her a goddamn question, saying no would be inappropriate

I never asked her yes or no

I simply told her my intentions

Notice I'm not hitting on her sexually

It's actually a very straightforward proposition

"I plan on buying dinner afterwards, because I'd like to hear your thoughts on this movie"

"I'd be honored for you to join me"

As long as you're comfortable and relaxed and confident, smiling and pleasant, there's a 75% chance she's going to the movie with you

>>101305

Is it normal to hire a Prostitutor

Here's the arbitrary hypothetical example I was going to give you :

You've seen the movie, and now you went to a little restaurant to eat and discuss the movie afterwards...

When the waitress comes to your table, let your date see you interact with the waitress with charisma and confidence and humor...

Make the waitress smile, let the waitress no You're a pretty cool dude...

Confident straightforward and to the point

Paying attention to your date, make sure the waitress caters to your date...

Try something like :

"I'm pretty sure my friend would do a better job of ordering for us, because she's actually much more insightful than I am"

And let your date order the food

>>101306

It's completely normal for a sexual failure to resort to prostitutes

And that's the fastest way to never have a girlfriend

Resorting to prostitutes is like eating out of a dumpster

You're not the type of person who digs in the bottom of a dumpster looking for a half eaten McDonald's hamburger

And you're not the type of person to resort to a prostitute

By realizing you are better than that, you've already begun to create an aura around yourself

Without even saying a word, people can detect this aura

And it's obvious you're not the type of guy who settles for second best

Why would a self-confident person worry about having to eat out of a garbage dumpster?

Because he knows he can talk his way into a fantastic meal

You don't want the metaphoric smell of dumpster on your clothes when you walk into a restaurant

And you don't want the aura of a masturbating prostitution customer when you look a woman in the eyes and tell her your name, and tell her there's something about her that you find fascinating

Also stop listening to internet image board memes

If you start believing in these negative reinforcements online, you'll never find the best version of yourself...

Right now, you could have a girlfriend sitting with you

But you didn't lay the groundwork 2 weeks ago

Instead of laying the groundwork, two weeks ago you were doingTHIS

And obviously,THIShas not attracted any women so far

>101314

You are really experienced

It's not about sex

AGAIN: IT'S ABOUT FINDING A BEST FRIEND WITH A VAGINA

>>101315

Well image boards are fun to look at. Everything in the internet is boring

>>101316

I'm 60 years old and I've banged over 700 women and hot teenage chicks

I've had multiple girlfriends living with me at the same time (as in I was having sex with all of them simultaneously)

I've been married three times and I've got grown children

Right now I'm married to the smartest woman I've ever met, other than my mother

My mother was a fucking genius

And my current wife is the only human I've ever met with the same insight and Outlook on life as my mother

Optimistic and pragmatic and very much open-minded, but she would never ever settle for second best

There's a woman like this out there waiting for you right now

>>101318

CORRECT !!!! THE INTERNET IS CRAP

Sometimes it can be a good tool for sourcing information, sometimes not so much...

But that's about it......

You will NEVER touch a human being through the internet

HERE WE GO.... GET READY !!!

Now, I'm going to teach you the most important part of all :

PHYSICAL TOUCH

You can talk to your blue in the face, but nothing physical will ever happen until YOU TOUCH HER'

IF YOU CAN'T TOUCH HER WITH YOUR HAND, YOU'LL CERTAINLY NEVER INSERT YOUR PENIS INTO HER

And I'm going to teach you how to touch a girl without being creepy

(Before I teach you how to initiate physical touch without being creepy, there's one thing you need to learn )

EVEN UGLY GIRLS HAVE A VAGINA, TITS, AND A MOUTH

You'd be surprised how hot ugly girls are when they're naked sucking your dick

(That's why it's best to focus on introducing yourself to intelligent girls)

I'm dead serious. Find the smartest girl in school, because she's probably just as awkward as you

She doesn't have to be a supermodel

You will be blown away when you see her naked, sucking your dick and letting you stare at her vagina as she pulls it wide open for you

PHYSICAL TOUCH :

You'll end up in the friend zone very quickly if you don't initiate physical touch early on in the game....

I'm not talking about grabbing her boob or putting your hand on her ass

That doesn't interest women

Women seek intimacy, and that's exactly what you're looking for as well

You're not really looking for a blowjob. You're not looking for some pussy

What you're looking for is TRUSTED INTIMACY

nothing will ever happen until you can comfortably TOUCH HER

And by expediting this process, it will shorten the time required before you're having sex with her

It's highly recommended to get this stage over with as soon as possible...

>>101328

ok

HOW TO INITIATE TOUCH :

By being completely honest with her

Tell her you are very interested in her as a friend, and maybe more...

But tell her you want to know whether or not the two of you are compatible together...

Tell her you'd like to try an experiment, and hold out your hand...

Tell her you want to touch each other's hands and close your eyes...

Tell her you'd like to know if she feels any bad energy...

Tell her you want to feel her energy to see if it's comfortable or uncomfortable

you can put your hand on her shoulder for a minute... You could place your index finger on her elbow... You could put your hand on her kneecap if you are sitting down...

You're not grabbing her boobs

You won't be grabbing her ass

This isn't sexual. It's simply a litmus test to determine if your energy field is compatible with her energy field

I always use this technique

It's a big time saver

Because if she's uncomfortable with you touching her elbow, you're certainly not going to be hugging her or kissing her or having sex with her anytime soon

But by being honest, and telling her you would like to see if your energy field is comfortable to her energy field, she will see it as an interesting experiment

You will be the first man to ever say this to her

This would be the first time she's ever been approached honestly before

>>>101330

Would't it feel uncomfortable for the girl tho?

EXAMPLE :

When I met my genius wife for the first time, I knew she was the one

But I didn't want to push myself on her, so when we were sitting down talking to each other, I interrupted her:

I told her, "I'd like to try and experiment and see how our energy feels interact, if we are compatible or not"

I put one arm around her shoulder, and lightly rested it on her back, and with my other hand, I took my index finger and placed it on her kneecap....

I told her, "this will complete the electrical circuit"

We both sat there quietly...

I told her "close your eyes and tell me how this feels"

a moment of silence passed

"Does that feel uncomfortable to you?"

"No. It feels very natural"

NOW I COULD TOUCH HER WHENEVER I WANTED

I JUST JUMPED AHEAD OF THE GAME

>>101332

Only if your voice quavers with insecurity while telling her what you're doing

As long as you are self-confident, relaxed, and flowing comfortably, there's no reason for her to feel uncomfortable about it...

You're not assaulting her

You're actually going to blow her mind, with your technique of determining whether or not it's worth continuing talking to each other

If you're not creepy and you're not acting like a weirdo, there's a 0% chance she's going to tell you it's uncomfortable

There's basically a 99.9% chance she's going to say, "It feels natural"

When you are finished with this experiment, immediately take your hands off her and go back to the conversation.....

Maybe 10 minutes later, interrupter mid-sentence, and tell her "come here"

That's where you give her a friendly warm hug, and tell her "I think you're awesome!!"

>>101335

What if she is like... STOP TOUCHING ME!!!

WHERE MOST MEN FAIL :

They go through all of the different stages, asking them out on a date, giving them an opportunity to say no

Then they sit waiting, looking for an opening, where they can suddenly try to have sex with her...

Of course that's not going to work

>>101337

She's unlikely to say, "STOP TOUCHING ME"

Because she would have already told you, "no I'm not interested in this experiment" beforehand

And if she says, "sorry, but I get a really uncomfortable energy from this"

THAT'S A GOOD THING !!!

That's why you performed the experiment in the first place

To determine whether or not you are compatible

If she tells you she feels an uncomfortable energy, THANK HER FOR BEING HONEST

Tell her you didn't want to make assumptions, and you simply wanted to learn whether or not you are physically compatible with her

>>101338

Yeah

THE CLASSIC FAIL :

HOW MOST MEN APPROACH PHYSICAL TOUCH, AND FAIL:

We've all seen the scenario many times in movies and on television-

A man is sitting in a movie theater next to his date, and he's nervously waiting for an opportunity to put his arm around her shoulder...

That's the total opposite of the way you find a life companion

>>101341

A creeps move

Before you ever go to the movie theater with her, you've already dealt with physical touch

At this point, you know you are allowed to put your hand on her shoulder, or open a door for her and hold her elbow as she walks through the door

Or to hug her, and tell her that you find her fascinating and magnetic

>>101342

CORRECT !!!!

And trust me... Every teenage girl and every woman on planet Earth is expecting this type of creepy move from every man

>>101344

Yeah. because they have never met a guy that is a MAN

If she's going to have sex with you, it's going to happen one way or another

So just relax

Never ask a woman out on a "date", because you've already begun boxing yourself in with terminologies everybody else uses

Instead tell her you would be honored to have her companionship, whether it's to go see a movie you're interested in... Or to go to an art gallery, or maybe simply grabbing a bite to eat...

Don't have the actual DATE be your goal

Instead, your goal is simple:

YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW MORE ABOUT HER

>>101345

It's important to remember there are beautiful women out there fucking some of the biggest losers on earth

I'm talking about idiots and scumbag losers

There are girls dating complete fucking losers....

So even if you fuck up a little bit, you're still doing better than the average guy

The entire idea is to BE DIFFERENT

It's not about having sneaky tricks up your sleeve, and it's not about knowing pick up lines...

It's about being honest and vulnerable

It's about giving her respect

That's exactly why you would ask her if you could make physical contact with her hand or arm

Out of respect to her

Because if you're not compatible, then you don't want to waste her time

And even if they reject you,do not react badly

Maybe 50% of rejections can still turn into relationships, BY NOT REACTING BADLY

>>101348

Ok

Any child can get butt hurt and lash out and become angry and resentful

A lot of the time, women will reject a man simply to see how they handle it

They're looking for somebody who can roll with the punches, and who has enough self-confidence to be happy with or without them...

So if you're ever rejected, don't suddenly stop being their friend

Being rejected today does not mean forever

>>101349

It's crazy that people commit suicide because they got "Rejected" by a girl

Every woman on planet Earth is familiar with men who say, "You're so beautiful. You're so beautiful. I love you. You are so beautiful"

But as soon as they hear "No", suddenly the guys start saying "I NEVER LIKED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH. I NEVER WANTED YOU TO BEGIN WITH"

>>101352

People don't kill themselves because they get rejected.

They killed themselves because they are weak

Those type of people would kill themselves for any number of reasons, but it's always because they're too weak to face adversity

Because they're too weak to deal with speed bumps in the road

But I'm glad you mentioned that

Because that's the type of neediness and clinginess all women avoid

WHY WOMEN LOVE CATS SO MUCH :

Cats don't need you

Cats decide whether or not they want you, not the other way around

Unlike dogs, cats are very self-sufficient, and they are very self-confident

They are stealthy, mysterious, fluid, and self-sufficient

Girls aren't interested in needy guys who try to apply guilt trips

Women are not looking for a week blubbering desperate needy child

They're looking for a sleek, stealthy, fluid, mysterious, self-confident trusted friend

AndNEVERtry being aloof to a woman

That's different than not needing them

Being aloof is the same thing as arrogant

And that's going to get you nowhere

>>101358

How to be mysterious?

Being aloof means you're going out of your way to be disconnected and to "prove you don't need them"

(Which is the clearest sign of neediness)

>>101360

Being mysterious is enveloped in your electrical aura that surrounds you

Being mysterious involves being self-confident, and LISTENING

Being mysterious involves WANTING TO LEARN MORE ABOUT HER

And not focusing on YOU

Being mysterious involves showing vulnerability, honesty, and a unique approach she's never seen before

And not trying to play the role of "somebody that you're not"

Allowing her to see that you are vulnerable, and you have a willingness to learn

Then, unexpectedly, showing so much charisma and panache while ordering a meal from a waitress, that you seem like some kind of movie star

>>101363

oh ok

>>101364

Holy shit we have talked alot!

Let her watch you interact with other people

Let her watch you charm people with your charisma and sense of humor

Be optimistic and funny

Let her see you handle A mistake with a laugh (for example, if the waitress got your order wrong, demonstrate your ability to laugh at yourself, and not to be upset at the waitress)

Hopefully, the waitress will get something in your order wrong

And that will be your opportunity to demonstrate your ability to take a bad situation and to make it cool for everybody involved

That's your opportunity to tell the waitress "sweetheart, it's perfectly all right. In fact, I like chocolate on my steak"

>>101366

This is what I do. I do it nonstop. I've been doing it since before the internet was called "the internet"

>>101366

It's important you realize I'm not necessarily talking to YOU right now

Much of my advice might not even apply to you at all

For all I know, you're looking for a hermaphrodite from New Guinea, not a smart white girl

For all I know, you're looking for a relationship with a brain injured Possum, not a really smart girl with a really nice vagina and a great set of tits.. but nobody else ever knew how hot her tits were, because they were going after the popular dumb girls

So it's important you realize my advice is for YOUR ENTIRE GENERATION

>>101368

When did you start using the internet??.. Because you are a good using it

AGAIN : she doesn't have to be beautiful

She's not going to be your wife, so you can drop all those unrealistic expectations of "forever after" bullshit

It's okay for things to be temporary

Even if it's just for a day

Even if there's no sex involved

You'll be practicing

This is all just practice for you

But you'd be amazed how hot an ugly girl is when she takes her clothes off and starts sucking your dick

Even a plain Jane is hot as fuck when her legs are in the air and you're blowing a load into her

>>101371

When I started using this medium, they were already calling Arpnet "the darknet"....

But they hadn't started calling it "the internet" yet

Also, if there's anything you take from this conversation :

YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO EAT A CHEESEBURGER ONLINE

AND YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO TOUCH A WOMAN ONLINE

So remove the internet from the equation

Some things have to occur in real life, or they will never occur at all

>>101374

Is it okay to use dating apps like tinder. This is my last question

ALSO: if there's anything you've taken away from this conversation, it should be this :

STOP OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING

Be impulsive... Take risks.... Be prepared to lose, and take risks....

OVERTHINKING THINGS IS YOUR ENEMY

BY OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING, YOU'LL NEVER ACCOMPLISH A GODDAMN THING

>>101375

I've never found a girlfriend or wife who was in the market for a boyfriend or a husband

And I was never in the market for a girlfriend or a wife

But we always found each other somehow

If she's actively looking for somebody, there's a great chance you're not the one

There's a one in 4 billion chance you are Mr Right for her

However, there are literally thousands of girls within a mile of you, and they don't even realize they're waiting for you

Here's an interesting fact, food for thought :

My entire life, I've always regretted that I never really had any time to myself without a girlfriend or a wife...

I've never gone more than four or five days tops between a relationship, before the next one began

I was never looking for the relationship

We simply happen to cross paths

But my entire life, I always secretly wished I could have a year without any woman in my life

And my wish never came true

Sure as fuck, every goddamn time, I would break up with one girl, become elated at the opportunity to have some time to myself, andimmediately disappointed when I realized I'm in the next relationship a few days later

>>101377

Do want to end the conversation. I

'm exhausted

CHANGE THE WAY YOU THINK

Instead of desiring and needing a girlfriend, try desiring rejection

Teach yourself how to WANT REJECTION

Because in life, when we really want something bad enough, we are usually disappointed

And if you literally WANT to be rejected, life will bitch slap you by putting a girlfriend in your lap when you least expect it

>>101378

Go to some desert in New Mexico, and isolate you're self

MASTURBATION :

Quite honestly?... I can't tickle myself

It doesn't tickle when I try tickling myself

And very similarly, using my hand on my dick doesn't really excite me at all

If I want to see pornography,I'll simply look at the woman I'm fucking

It's so much better in 3D reality been on a computer monitor screen

Jacking off has no appeal whatsoever

I'd rather have a female's body than my hand

I'd rather have a woman's mouth act as "the hand"

Just like I said I can't tickle myself, when you're fucking another human, it's completely different than touching yourself

Not being able to feel your dick in your hand is what makes it so much fun

>>101381

Lol I'm actually quite happy... Yes, I've always wished I had more time to myself

But those complaints fade quickly, because within a few days, I'm going to cross paths with another woman, and she will be making it all worthwhile

And that's the attitude you should have :

Don't be aloof, don't be an asshole, don't try to act arrogant as if you don't need them....

Keep it to yourself

Deep down inside of yourself

That's where you keep a little secret nobody knows :you WANT to be alone

That's why women love cats... Because cats don't come running when you call their name

If a cat wants to, he will approach you

But not on demand

Because the cat is happy by themself

>>101383

So you are cheating on you're wife

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER :

MEN WHO CLAIM THEY WANT TO BE BY THEMSELVES, AND THEY DON'T WANT ANY COMPANIONSHIPARE LYING

>>101385

No. Absolutely not... Maybe you misunderstood what I said

>>101387

Maybe i did lol

I've only cheated on a girl one time in my life:

I was 16 years old, living with my 36-year-old registered nurse girlfriend

Her name was Joy, and she was beautiful.. she was so beautiful

And cool and smart

But I was only 16, so when I heard a knock at my door one night, night I was surprised when I opened the door and there was JANE....

Jane was a 16-year-old girl who lived in our apartment complex, and she had been watching me leave with my 36-year-old girlfriend

She saw my girlfriend leave for work, and she came and knocked on my door

I could give you a bunch of excuses why I ended up fucking Jane that night

I could tell you it was because I was young

Or I could tell you it was because I was feeling depressed

Or I could tell you my girlfriend Joy made me mad

None of that's true

I cheated becauseI DROPPED MY STANDARDS OF EXCELLENCE, AND I ALLOWED MYSELF TO BE A LYING CHEATING ASSHOLE BASTARD

I DID IT BECAUSE I ALLOWED MYSELF TO DO IT

Joy and I weren't having any problems whatsoever... Everything was going great...

I was getting all the sex any man could ever get

I was being treated like a king

But when Jane knocked on my door, I opened it and she walked into my apartment without even asking

And I already knew I was about to fuck her

I blew four loads into Jane on Joy's sofa that night

and as soon as Jane left, I REALIZED WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT I WAS

Suddenly, I never wanted to see Jane again as long as I lived

I went into my bathroom and stared at myself in the mirror

And I saw the reflection of a lying fucking coward

Because I did not have the balls to tell Joy what I did

>>101390

Why would you feel Depressed if you got all the pussy in the world?

I learned a very valuable lesson that night

Never allow yourself to see the reflection of a coward looking back at you in the mirror

>>101393

Oh.. I wasn't depressed at all

I was simply telling you:

"I could make all the excuses in the world"

Some guys would have said, "it's because I was only 16 years old"

Or other guys might say "My girlfriend did something that made me mad"

or maybe "I was depressed."

or maybe "I was in a bad mood"

EXCUSES

Blaming behavior on external factors instead of assuming accountability for your own behavior

I was just getting examples of excuses that men make when they cheat

No. I wasn't depressed at all...

And I'm not blaming any person or external factor

I'm not blaming Jane

I'm not blaming Joy

I blameME

ME.....

I'm the reason I cheated

I allowed myself to cheat

I allowed myself

to betray my girlfriend

I FELT SO GUILTY ABOUT BETRAYING MY GIRLFRIEND, THAT I'VE NEVER CHEATED AGAIN IN MY LIFE

That was the first and last time I ever cheated

>>101397

How many years ago was that?

When you're talking to the smartest girl at school, don't overthink things

And to make an effort to focus on her

Make an effort to spend your time listening to her and learning

Pay attention to her

If she tells you about her life, show interest, and ask for more details so you can understand the context of her life better

Don't talk about you unless she asks

That's how you maintain mystery

Just listen to her and learn

Remember the details so you can ask her to clarify certain aspects you might not understand fully

This is how she becomes invested in you

>>101398

That was 44 years ago

Find a smart girl

She doesn't have to be gorgeous

She doesn't have to be beautiful

Of course you're not looking for an ugly disgusting girl, but don't look for a supermodel

The beautiful girls are superficial

And you're not looking for superficial

Preferably, find a girl with glasses

An intelligent girl with glasses

Because glasses are sexy as fuck when that's the only thing they're wearing and you're fucking them in the ass

It's perfectly okay to find a meek girl, the nerdy girl wearing glasses

Because her tits are badass

And once you get her shaving her pubic hair off and posing her vagina for you while wearing glasses

You can ask her to discuss algebra or physics while you're jacking off on her face

But you're looking for a friend, not a sex partner

Sex is an intimate handshake

It doesn't last forever

And when you're finished having sex, you want to have a trusted compatible friend, or it's extremely uncomfortable

Women aren't looking to get laid

They're looking for a trusted friend

Somebody who understands them

>>101403

Our generation is fucked.

And if you are two trusted friends who understand each other, having sex is just as commonplace as going to McDonald's or going shopping

>>101407

yeah

>>101406

Your generation is likely to spell the end of the human race

Simply because most of you never learned how to interact with girls

And a large majority of your generation will have their 46th birthday in their mother's spare bedroom with no girlfriend

>>101407

I think it was easier to get girls from the 1990-1980, than it is to get today

Friends kick it together... Whether it's just hanging out and shooting the shit, maybe getting high or drunk, maybe going to the grocery store, or taking care of errands... Or making each other orgasm

It's about being friends

>>101410

Nope........

It seems that way because you are enveloped in the internet

>>101410

It seems like the world is about to end... If you believe the internet

But if you turn the computer off and go walking into the woods, believe it or not, the birds are chirping... The wind is blowing... Butterflies are cross-pollinating plants, and children are laughing as they play in the playground...

Young Lovers lay on blankets in the park, enjoying the sound of the breeze blowing through the leaves

Life is just fine

>>101413

Video games was the real problem

>>101415

Nah, the real problem is tiktok. Girls shaking they're asses on the phone screen

I remember the first video game

PONG & TANK BATTLE

The shitty horrible first video game

I remember when it was released, and All the kids wanted to try it

I was also there as the young man of planet Earth slowly began losing their social acumen, never learning how to really fit in, not playing sports, not flirting with girls... Becoming computer geeks who play video games and watch superhero movies

And here I am, still alive

And I'm looking at an ocean of young adult males who have never seen a vagina in real life

They tried justifying it with bullshit likeMEN GOING THEIR OWN WAYor Elliot Roger type bullshit

Supreme gentleman fag show garbage

Awkward misfits

Terrified of rejection, so they never try

THEY FAIL, DUE TO THEIR FEAR OF FAILURE

At this rate, it's highly unlikely The majority of them will ever reproduce

The human race is doomed

>>101416

Don't blame the girls

Assume responsibility for your own role

There's lots and lots and lots of stupid girls out there

The type who shake their ass on tik Tok

The type who are looking for muscular rich guys with fancy cars and huge dicks

There's lots of losers out there in the world

And that's okay

You don't want anything to do with that type of person

>>101417

Yeah, Eliot Rodger was something man

If a train derails and crashes into a tree, they don't investigate thetree

They look at the source of the problem, therails

And if you want to find the source of today's sexual and social incompetence by males, don't look at tick tock girls....

Go to the source....

Video games are where these young men learn to isolate

>>101421

Why videogames?

Little boys have been playing games since the beginning of time... However, kickball and Monopoly and baseball and Domino's and chess never turned an entire generation into isolated misfits

>>101423

Man i wish the internet was never made. Imagine what the world would look like in 2030

For the first time, video games encouraged young boys to isolate, become introverted, to sit by themselves facing a TV set...

It replaced the reality of socializing with a bullshit virtual scenario, where they became sedentary and soft and weak

Nobody ever became an imageboard "anon" by being the high school jock

Suddenly, the rights of passage had all vanished

Rites of passage like learning how to flirt with girls, learning how to be rejected

Learning how to fit in with different groups

Learning how to be accepted and learning how to roll with the punches

Learning to live in the real world, and how to deal with real life scenarios

All of that shit was suddenly gone

And replaced with a television screen, with a virtual life, cheat codes and magical powers

This and dungeons & dragons are responsible for turning generations of boys into an ocean of dysfunctional adult males

>>101425

I can honestly say nothing has ever made me unhappier than the internet

For all of the great wondrous promise it held, none of that ever came true

It has turned all of us into unhappy zombies

>>101427

Well.... It is what it is..... We will be gone before the 22 century

I have an unhealthy addiction to the internet, just like you

Just like everybody. The entire world is dealing with this same horrible disgusting addiction

I've told myself many times I'm going to disconnect from the internet, but due to certain aspects of life, like banking and commerce, simply being able to pay my bills and keep a roof over my head and ice cold air conditioning and food in the refrigerator, unfortunately these days you have to have access to the internet

For a couple years, I was planning on ditching my smartphone and getting a little flip phone with no internet connection

But then I realized I need access to the internet simply to be able to access my bank account and make transactions

I used to have six computers set up in my bedroom

I don't have any computers anymore

I've limited my internet activities to a smartphone

And I'm kind of angry because I've recently realized I need to stay connected to the internet, simply to be able to continue functioning

>>101428

Nope.......

Actually, the truth of the matter is we will not begun anytime soon

Believe it or not, you're going to grow old and gray, with grandchildren

Believe it or not, you'll end up falling in love with somebody, and you'll end up settling down and finding happiness in simple things

And your children will have children

And the world is not going to end

Things will definitely continue to CHANGE

But life is going to continue

Children will continue laughing and playing

Lovers will continue sharing intimate moments and giggling like little kids

Grandparents will continue worrying about their grandchildren

And life will go on

Speech to text typo again. I told you I'm on a phone

I meant to say

"Actually, the truth of the matter is we will not BE GONE* any time soon"

>>101429

Do you know that the whole world needs internet connection for society to function

>>101432

And that's the stupidest mistake the human race ever made

Just like the Las Vegas casinos learned last week:

After being hacked with ransomware, now all of the casinos are switching back to PAPER

>>101432

What a stupid idea:

Making survival dependent on internet connectivity

When a simple power outage could bring civilization to its knees

The idea of making everything digital and not keeping a paper trail back up was the stupidest idea on Earth

>>101191

HERE'S SOME OF THE BEST ADVICE YOU'LL EVER GET :

GET A PET

Go to an animal shelter and save an animal from being put to sleep

Save its life

Bring it home and be the best parent you can possibly be to that animal

You'll fall in love and you'll gain real companionship without prerequisites or hidden conditions

You will learn how totake care of something other than yourself

You'll learn parenting skills

It'll teach you responsibility

It will teach you compassion and responsibility

It will make you a better boyfriend and husband and father

>>101435

Lol wait until the sun throws some stuff at us. it will make all the internet shut down

>>101191

Plus, Believe it or not, Even though they might not realize it, ALL WOMEN ARE LOOKING FOR A CARETAKER

Somebody who can handle things

Somebody with the experience of responsibility to step in and solve situations

And that's exactly what you'll gain by having a pet that you take care of

Women love animals...

Women look for men who are good with animals

>>101437

A massive solar flare erupted yesterday, and it hit planet Earth this afternoon

There was lots of talk about possible internet and electronic communication interference

But it never happens

The sun has been entering a strange phase lately, emitting solar flares on a scale we've never seen before

And every time, they've warned about possible power grid problems and telecommunication interference

A week or two ago, we were hit with a solar flare that actually did cause some problems for a couple of telecommunications companies

But the big one they keep talking about? It still hasn't happened yet

It's much more likely that a string of malicious code from a hacker organization will do the trick

It could bring society to its knees by simply cutting off access to the internet

You wouldn't be able to buy gasoline. You wouldn't be able to use your debit cards or anything

Banks wouldn't allow you to withdraw money, because they wouldn't have a way of accounting

It would cause widespread pandemonium

But it would not be the end of the world

>>101439

See you later. Go outside. Turn your computer off. Go out there and introduce yourself to a not particularly beautiful, yet extremely intelligent young woman

And let her be the one to make the decisions for you

That's the fastest way to get that pussy

Let her be the one to wear the pants for a little while

>>101441

Thanks

Be well, sir... You're going to be just fine... Just relax and start taking chances

FEAR = FUN

ALL OF THE TRULY FUN THINGS IN LIFE BEGAN AS FEAR

Like riding a roller coaster

It's terrifying until the ride stops

At which point, what was previously frightening is now perceived as FUN

Exhilarating

Taking chances is the name of the game

If it's not scary, it's not worthwhile

So take risks, be impulsive, go with your gut...

Roll the dice. It's okay to lose

It's okay to be shot down, because you'll get right back up and try again

Do not be ruled by your fear

Do not allow your fear of losing to prevent you from trying to win

But we get back up and try again

But we get back up on our feet and we try again

We get back up on our feet and we keep trying

We either get back up on our feet and keep trying.....

I'd rather walk with skinned knees than to spend my life laying face down on the floor, never learning how to get on my own two feet

STOP OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING AND JUST RELAX

NOW, BE IMPULSIVE AND FOLLOW YOUR GUT INSTINCTS

If you began laying the groundwork today, this weekend you could have a girlfriend

Or maybe it might take another week

If you began laying the groundwork today, NEXT WEEKEND you could have a girlfriend

Or what if it took an entire month?

If you began laying the groundwork today, NEXT MONTH SHE COULD BE SUCKING YOUR DICK

All of these outcomes are acceptable

But none of them will happen until you begin laying the groundwork

And the groundwork must begin face to face

Not online, not on tinder, not in any dating app

It all begins by walking up and introducing yourself...

Nothing's going to happen until she meet you face to face

And nothing's going to happen until you begin laying the groundwork

So what are you waiting for?

She's not coming looking for you

As long as you're sitting there staring at that computer, nothing will ever happen

One last gem for anybody who happens to read this :

It's perfectly okay to be a virgin

Especially if you're 19 or 20 years old

But that doesn't mean you shouldn't be trying, learning how to fail with dignity

Because if you haven't started trying yet, you'll end up being 24

You'll end up being 26

You'll end up being 30 years old and still have no experience

You'll end up being 35

You'll end up being 40 years old with no experience

You'll end up being 47 years old, telling yourself there was no reason to ever try, because you never would have succeeded in the first place

But trust me...

If you become a 23-year-old man with no experience, who's been too afraid of rejection to even try?

That's going to be a huge red flag for women... They're going to find that really strange and creepy

So even if you fail, this is the time where you need to get on your feet and start trying

If for no other reason, then to learn how to be rejected with grace and class

If for no other reason, then to learn how to lose like a winner

Girls are accustomed to boys flirting with them and hitting on them when they are 13, 14, 15, 16 years old...

They are going to find it particularly creepy if you become a 24-year-old man and still haven't caught up with the average teenager regarding girls

If this means you have to settle for a girl that's not particularly hot, that's okay...

She doesn't have to be beautiful

It's all about you learning how to interact with women

It's about you learning how to fail, thereby learning how to succeed

This relationship will be temporary, guaranteed

Don't imagine fairy tales that last forever

Don't worry about broken hearts or broken promises

Don't make any promises

Take it for what it's worth

But you better have some experience under your belt by the time you become 21 years old, because by the time you become 22, it's going to seem really creepy if you're just starting out for the first time

Women are not going to find it cute or sweet or innocent or fairy tale blah blah blah

They're going to think it's weird

So go out there and start laying the groundwork

Get off the internet you useless virgin

>>101250

same bro, i just ask your wife to suck my dick, simple. these incels don't get it

what getting no pussy does to fatherless boys

Faggots LMAOO

lol this virgin sissy is too much of a little pussy bitch to post actual toga hentai

>>101586

Truly