HOW TO HAVE YOUR WIFE ARRESTED :
It's really simple... Marry a woman who insists on "leaving things better than the way she found them", A woman who always cleans up other people's garbage they throw out on the street or in public areas...
Marry a woman who enjoys going to graveyards, and she always picks up people's garbage and fixes flowers that have been knocked over, and occasionally when she finds a tombstone that has been knocked over, she will push it back upright again...
Now, shoot video of her cleaning up the graveyard and fixing tombstones
Then reverse the video with a video editor
And give the video to the police department