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You've heard Jeff lynne's music your whole life, and never realized it... For example, he co-wrote and produced Free Fallin' for Tom Petty

(If you're curious why the guitar sounds so good in this song, it's because they're using a 12 string acoustic... 12-string acoustic guitars have a chiming zither sound that creates a certain magical feel)

And I can't post free falling without posting it's Siamese twin song "LEARNING TO FLY"

The songs Free Fallin' and Learning To Fly are bookends to the same story...

Again, this song was co-written by Jeff Lynne, and Jeff Lynn produced the entire album for Tom Petty

The sound of any particular band has very little to do with the band and primarily revolves around the person producing the music at the mixing board

Again you'll notice the 12-string acoustic in learning to fly... That's the secret to making magical sounding guitar...

Even if you're using digital technology to sample and sequence guitar tracks into a song, always use 12 string acoustics to give it the fullest best sound

AGAIN: Jeff Lynne is a genius British music producer with a background in classical music, who has worked with all of the biggest most famous names in the music industry...

He generally worked behind the scenes, and nobody realized he was the genius behind some of the biggest songs ever...

He also had his own band calledELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA

akaELO

If you are an introverted depressive self-pitying person, this song won't appeal to you...

If you are a self-loathing, lazy, procrastinating, excuse making slob who spends his days in a darkened room, this song won't appeal to you at all....

Sorry, you're too busy being a douchebag for the song to appeal to you...

the band WEEN :

YOUR FAVORITE BAND YOU NEVER HEARD BEFORE

WEEN are two guys that are ''completely insane

they're NUTS .... totally insane geniuses

This song is called TRANSDERMAL CELEBRATION

(fentanyl patches)

These two guys are LUNATICS !!

And their band WEEN is amazing

It's like they've had lobotomies performed or something. And after listening to their music, you'll begin feeling like you may have experienced a lobotomy yourself....

This band has nothing to do with Jeff Lynne whatsoever

this video was created for free by one of their fans who did it as an effort of love, and the band liked it so much, they used it as their video

>>101158

Listen to the "feel" of this song

Because I'm gonna play a few more WEEN songs, and you'll notice that NONE OF THEM SOUND ALIKE

their music is SO different, that it can't be categorized

EXAMPLE :

None of their music sounds the same, there's no signature to their music other than TOTAL INSANITY

Q: Who the fuck would ever write a song about being a little kid 'performing in the talent show in elementary school?

A: ween

FUN FACT :

WEEN are known for insane dangerous shit, like HUFFING SCOTCHGUARD while recording their music

That's right....

HUFFING SCOTCHGUARD ....

INSTEAD OF HUFFING IT OUT OF PAPER BAGS, THEY ACTUALLY WEAR GAS MASKS, AND THEY SPRAY THE SCOTCHGUARD INTO THE FILTER AND INHALE IT WHILE THEY RECORD THEIR MUSIC

On one of their albums, in the liner notes, it tells the story about how many cans of Scotchgard they had huffed in their gas masks until the landlord barged his way into the apartment, and demanded they leave because they never paid rent

So they packed up their recording equipment and went to a friend's apartment and finished the album, inhaling more Scotchgard the entire time

They are completely fucking insane

And they are absolutely brilliant geniuses

In fact, on the cover of their album THE POD, Dean Ween is seen wearing a makeshift inhaler

This wasn't the full gas mask apparatus but it was good enough

Listen to the music and you can tell they are huffing Scotchgard while recording it. They are so weird

THEY ARE THE WEIRDEST MOTHERFUCKERS I'VE EVER SEEN

AND I LOVE IT

CAPTAIN FANTASY :

another classic off THE POD

(These guys are seriously mentally ill. Somebody needs to shoot them with Tranquilizer Darts and cut apart their brains for scientific research)

ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGSEVER

TOP TEN, EASY..... EASY

BUCKINGHAM GREEN

By the way, if you don't like the songBUCKINGHAM GREEN, you're already dead

If that song doesn't grab you, then just find a 6 ft deep hole, climb in it, and stay there

"SUMMON THE QUEEN!!"

WEEN are amazing

WEEN are Dean Ween and Gene Ween

The Ween Brothers

Not really. That's just the two characters they play

They pretend to be brothers

Named Dean Ween and Gene Ween

THE BLARNEY STONE:

one of weens PIRATE SONGS

lol I told you

These guys are NUTS

Listen to these different songs and tell me if there's any kind of consistent theme whatsoever... They are so unpredictable and bizarre, simply because I think they've inhaled too much Scotchgard

And I'm not joking. I'm pretty sure the reasons they're so insane might have something to do with all of the Scotchgard they've huffed... Most rock stars do real drugs, not Scotchgard... That's just simply insane

WEEN:ROSES ARE FREE

(It's making fun of religion, because there's no such thing as God, there's no Jesus, there's no Allah, there's no Buddha, there's no anything)

It's all a scam

WEEN: OCEAN MAN

Ocean man, take me by the hand

Lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe

Is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement

At the Oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth

To the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man

Ocean man

Ocean man

Ocean man, take me by the hand

Lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe

Is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement

At the Oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth

To the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man

WEEN = completely, irreversibly INSANE

THIS SONG WAS THE INSPIRATION BEHIND "SPONGE SQUAREPANTS

mutilated lips by WEEN

I lick my brain in silence

Rather squeeze my head instead

Midget man provoking violence

Listen not to what I said

I said please calm it down

Everything is turning brown

Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist

Of the worm like tips of tentacles expanding

In my mind, I'm fine, accepting only fresh brine

You can get another drop of this, yeah you wish

Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist

Of the worm like tips of tentacles expanding

In my mind, I'm fine, accepting only fresh brine

You can get another drop of this, yeah you wish

Laughing lady living lover

Ooo you sassy frassy lassie

Find me the skull of Haile Sellase, I

Give me shoes so I can tapsy

Tap all over this big world

Take my hand you ugly girl

Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist

Of the worm like tips of tentacles expanding

In my mind, I'm fine, accepting only fresh brine

You can get another drop of this, yeah you wish

(yep... This song is where the entire SpongeBob SquarePants franchise was originally inspired)

WEEN : LOOP DE LOOP

This is a very sad love song...

It's about a pirate who kidnapped and raped a woman, holding her prisoner on his boat... Falling in love with her...

Then, one day another boat appeared on the horizon...

Three other pirates, boarding his ship, raping his woman, and leaving with her...

And the part that hurt the most?

SHE WANTED TO LEAVE !!!

CLASSIC SHIT HERE

Three men is all they were.

Three men out at sea.

Three men came aboard my ship and took my true love from me.

I couldn't believe

She wanted to leave

She wanted to leave.

I loved you so long.

Since you were a child.

I've cared for your every need.

I've tried to make you smile.

And all the while

You wanted to leave

You wanted to leave.

Go gather the guns.

We'll blast them at sea.

She begged for me not to shoot,

"For my true love is here with me."

I've never loved thee

Now I must leave

Now I must leave.

So go fetch a bottle of rum dear friends and fill up my glass to the rim.

For I'm not the man I used to be

Now I'm one of them.

She had been kidnapped as a child, repeatedly raped, held a prisoner, and trapped into an involuntary relationship with this stinky old pirate on his boat...

And when three different stinky old pirates showed up, she realized she's going to continue being raped anyway, so she might as well try these other guys for a while

WEEN : GENIUSES

So go fetch a bottle of rum dear friends and fill up my glass to the rim.

For I'm not the man I used to be

And now.... I'm one ofthem.