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 No.100861

WAAAHHHHH !!!!

"Women FORCED ME into becoming an isolated shut-in who makes excuses and blames the world for all of my self-imposed failures and shortcomings!!"

WEAAAAHHHHHH

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 No.100863

WAAHHH !! WOMEN MADE ME PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND BECOME A SCATOLOGICAL PORNOGRAPHY MASTURBATING CHUMP

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 No.100864

WAAAHHHHH!!! I DON'T HAVE ANY CREATIVE GIFTS WHATSOEVER, SO I SPEND MY DAYS MAKING EXCUSES and

Entertaining myself with other people's creative input, but I tell myself I'm a genius

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 No.101033

>>100863

>MUST. NOT. SIN

>MUST. NOT. KILL

>MUST. NOT. TAKE ANOTHER MAN'S WIFE

>MUST. NOT. GIVE IN

And you, son of man, they will tie with ropes; you will be bound so that you cannot go out among the people.

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 No.101035

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>>101033

I will make your tongue stick to the roof of your mouth so that you will be silent and unable to rebuke them, for they are a rebellious people. - Ezekiel 3:25-26

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 No.101037

File: d682d2eb2762c1b⋯.jpg (178.58 KB,1692026230149362.jpg)

He said to me, “Son of man, now dig into the wall.” So I dug into the wall and saw a doorway there. And he said to me, “Go in and see the wicked and detestable things they are doing here.” So I went in and looked, and I saw portrayed all over the walls all kinds of crawling things and unclean animals and all the idols of Israel. - Ezekiel 8

That's a metaphor for the internet

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 No.101039

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 No.101041

I hate dogs. Whenever I'm around someone with a dog I always act nice so much that even dogs like me, but I hate dogs. Choke the fucker dead. Stupid fuckin' dogs

Imagine me there saying, "KILL THE DOG". KILL IT! Just fucking KILL IT. It's a stupid fuckin' dog! I hate dogs.

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 No.101042

But as your mother made you painfully aware... Nobody cares what you like or hate... Go back and sit in the corner and shut the fuck up.

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 No.101043

Imagine you go into a house and some fucking annoying Chihuahua is there to bark at you like a little cunt. Shut the fuck up you little fucker I'll step on you and you'll die. Shut the fuck up and learn humility you little cunt.

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 No.101044

And don't get bent out of shape

I say that to everybody, don't take it personally

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 No.101047

>>101044

Cats are the merchant's choice of pet. Dogs are a fucking Satan. They are Amalek, and I even believe white people such as Kenneth Copeland can transform into Huskies --- for a simple reason.

I was playing Team Fortress 2 once, and I went out into my garage for a cigarette and I saw a husky standing in the middle of the road. The husky stopped and stared at me while a driver was honking at it to get out of the road. It just stopped and stared and I said, "get out of the road".

I went back in and got on TF2 and a player named "Dog Diaries" as in the James Patterson novel, came over the microphone and started playing sounds of torture from Hell like you can find on Youtube.

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 No.101049

Saw this earlier. Forgot it. Erev Rav. Fake fuckin' merchants.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erev_Rav#:~:text=Erev%20Rav%20(Hebrew%3A%20%D7%A2%D6%B5%D7%A8%D6%B6%D7%91%20%D7%A8%D6%B7%D7%91,integral%20part%20of%20the%20people.

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 No.101050

I was saying this without even reading it! They're impostors!

It's true! They're complete impostors! Like stolen valor in the military

https://www.mayimachronim.com/israels-greatest-enemy-the-erev-rav/

>The Zohar teaches that God warned Moses not to accept the Erev Rav, for they would cause nothing but trouble, but Moses had a hard time keeping them away and thought that perhaps they could be redeemed. Not surprisingly, God was right. The Erev Rav went on to cause havoc and mayhem both to the Exodus generation itself, and throughout all of merchantish history, until the present. As we shall see, they orchestrated the Golden Calf and the Midianite catastrophe, among other calamities. While the term “Amalek” is reserved for Israel’s external nemesis, the Erev Rav is the far more dangerous enemy from within. It is of them that the prophet Isaiah said “…those who destroy you and ruin you emerge from within you.” (Isaiah 49:17) Now, more than ever, we need to understand: Who is the Erev Rav? How can we identify them today? And, most importantly, how do we stop them?

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 No.101051

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

You may get annoyed by him, but Doyle Davidson was a real merchant who I think probably came from the British isles most recently

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 No.101052

Erev Rav killed Jesus. They were Esau (whites) and Arabs (Ishmael) most likely. Not merchantish in blood. This confirms Jesus's words

>37 I know that you are Abraham’s descendants. Yet you are looking for a way to kill me, because you have no room for my word. 38 I am telling you what I have seen in the Father’s presence, and you are doing what you have heard from your father.”

>39 “Abraham is our father,” they answered.

>“If you were Abraham’s children,” said Jesus, “then you would[b] do what Abraham did. 40 As it is, you are looking for a way to kill me, a man who has told you the truth that I heard from God. Abraham did not do such things. 41 You are doing the works of your own father.”

>“We are not illegitimate children,” they protested. “The only Father we have is God himself.”

>42 Jesus said to them, “If God were your Father, you would love me, for I have come here from God. I have not come on my own; God sent me. 43 Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are unable to hear what I say. 44 You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies. 45 Yet because I tell the truth, you do not believe me! 46 Can any of you prove me guilty of sin? If I am telling the truth, why don’t you believe me? 47 Whoever belongs to God hears what God says. The reason you do not hear is that you do not belong to God.”

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 No.101053

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Seeing a hot skinny Christian merchantish woman is like seeing a unicorn in the wild.

Will you help me?

No you won't. Fuck off.

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 No.101054

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Oh lord she is sexy

I hate life without certain women. I detest it. I want to kill myself without my perfect woman

So many useless women, and the best ones are unavailable

I fucking hate my stupid life

She should move up to me and be with me: Jesus

I would see the light of life then

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 No.101055

I would go before her and kiss her little lips, and then grab her waist and rub her tummy. Then I would kiss her cheek and then neck and go on top of her and tackle her and kiss her. Then I would go around to let her on top of me, and keep kissing. Etc. etc.

I hate my fucking life

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 No.101056

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To your people you are nothing more than a singer who sings love songs and has a beautiful voice and plays a musical instrument well. They hear your words, but they will not obey them. - Ezekiel 33:32-33

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OYqAggFbT8

I played guitar, I sang. It meant nothing. No love came of it.

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 No.101058

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I can play guitar. I played this after my dad sent me a nice tube amp Marshall after I got out of a mental health place having not played guitar for about 7 or 8 years. I can still play guitar, but it doesn't matter. Nothing really matters.

It just doesn't matter. You can be good at everything, but it doesn't matter. Women without God WILL KILL YOU. They will end your life. They will see you as something to get taken over.

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 No.101059

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>She's married to that guy on the stream

Kill me please

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 No.101060

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Warner Sallman was a good painter

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 No.101067

>>101065

Repent

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 No.101071

>>101069

>>101068

Keep being an antagonist asswipe and you will go to Hell with the MAGA Trumpers and boomers. Idiot

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 No.101072

>>101071

Hell is not real neither antagonists that's a fictional character trope

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 No.101073

your mental illness is worse than I thought

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 No.101074

>>101072

You're an idiot. I need you to kill yourself.

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 No.101075

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>>101072

>it takes three minutes for me to post anything

I Am TIRED. Of stupid fucking self-important narcissistic white retards like you, telling me what I should feel about my God. You are nothing but an inbecile. A stupid worthless insect who spouts off interjectory nonsense in an attempt to confuse and disorient the Godly.

Promptly remove yourself from the livelihood of all humanity. End your life before God does it very soon when China kills you all as prophesied in the Bible.

You talk vainly and I want you to get the fuck off my planet

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 No.101078

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All I want is a yummy delicious Christian merchantish woman to be my wife and to sit and have basically nothing, but to play Diablo 2 over and over. I can tell you, with how my TF2 career turned out, buying a "Morning Glory Exquisite Rack" and causing a solar flare, playing games should be something entertaining. I tried to get my merchantish woman - her name was Cassie Goodman - and she hated the fuck out of me because I was a wimp ass and didn't go to her house. She'd already had sex and I wanted a virgin, but I was playing the game. Oh well.

I'll just continue to play Diablo 2 and kill everyone slowly with Bill Gates

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 No.101081

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>>101079

She was the merchantess on the left

I don't know what she's doing now

Probably living in a trailer or some such at this point

I think she actually is

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 No.101085

File: 35c842275c6fcb7⋯.jpeg (40.6 KB,500x484,125:121,s2qBt8X.jpeg)

Imagine if you had a merchantess woman who pumped up her own husband like He was the Son of God

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 No.101088

I might send her a letter and say, "haha dumbass cunt. You could have been the wife of the Messiah, but you didn't come over and WANT ME! You wanted me to do all the work. I don't give a fuck". I still want her, but this world is a joke so who gives a shit. Humans are not very future-thinking, thus why their brains cannot process prophecy.

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 No.101089

>>101087

I don't think she is, but then again, I'm a stupid fucking merchant. So maybe she is and should kill herself

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 No.101091

>>101090

Are you a white person?

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 No.101094

>>101093

uhh. No. Imagine you love your merchantish wife and other people so much you cuddle them all.

I got over it. NO WHITES. Whites are stupid goyim

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 No.101235

mental illness

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