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Trust me.... I was there... I witnessed it happen to the human race

>>100854

LOL @ WOMEN CAUSED MEN TO RETREAT TO VIDEO GAMES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

nope, junebug..... you're sadly mistaken

Nope, there was no woman in your life when you started playing video games, other than your mother

And that's why there's never been a woman in your life other than your mother, even up to this very day

You retreated to video games because your weak spineless mother ALLOWED you to sit on your ass and become antisocial, weak and soft, and forever alone...

No woman ever forced you into anything

Because there's never been a woman

>>100854

You're always looking for some external factor or person to blame for your own shortcomings

That's a huge turn off

It's a turn off for employers, for prospective life companions, and even just a basic conversation with somebody like me

Nobody's attracted to a whiner who blames the world for his own failures

Ask yourself :

Have you ever been attracted to somebody who obviously created all of their own problems, a masterpiece of self-imposed stumbling blocks...

Who blamed the world instead of assuming accountability?

If that type of person appeals to you, then you're in over your head

>>100859

>That's a huge turn off

I am trying to turn you off. Complaining and then suiciding feels better than standing another day in this world.

I quit my first job because three married women wanted to cheat on their husbands with me. That was a major turn-off. I never worked again.

>>100862

Actually, you've been flirting with me like a little girl for some time now

Trust me, sunshine... I know a flirty little bitch when I see one

I'm the closest thing you've ever had to a boyfriend

And I literally couldn't care less if you lived or died

>>100862

Unfortunately for you, I'm very much heterosexual... I don't swing that way, but I don't look down my nose at you just because you are a little girl

It's kind of adorable, in a nauseating disgusting way

So you don't have to worry about turning me on or turning me off... That's never going to be an issue for you... You should simply focus on the fact that no woman gives you the time of day because you blame the world for your own self-imposed problems and life failures

The total opposite of a man

Because men assume responsibility for their own failures. They don't try to hide behind excuses... They don't point fingers at the rest of the world and pretend somebody else created their failures for them

And don't get me wrong... I'm not saying you're a bad person

I'm simply saying you are easily malleable

Like a block of clay

Easily bent and twisted into any particular shape or form

>>100862

I quit my job and never work again because blah blah blah blah blah

I did this because blah blah blah blah blah

I did that because blah blah blah blah blah

Because this... Because that... This and that... I did this because of that

I did that because of this

I'm not responsible for anything I do

I spend my life telling people The reasons I was forced into doing things

It's never been my own fault

It's always somebody else's fault

It's always some external situation or the actions of another person that forced me into behaving how I behave

I'm completely incapable of assuming accountability for myself

Believe it or not, I'll be more than happy to teach you how to stop that behavior

You already know how to stop it, simply don't engage in that behavior anymore

But if you need moral support, I'll be happy to remind you what a douchebag you are

Whenever you start dropping back into the douchebag roll, I'll be happy to remind you you're being a dick head

Moral Reconation Therapy—MRT®

That would help you very much

It's actually quite effective

MRT™ seems cheesy and hokey at first, and it's inherent for human beings to resist and deny what it teaches...

MRT™ teaches you some very valuable basic essential concepts about your life :

MRT™ teaches you that when you were born, you couldn't even see...

When we are first born, our eyes are not developed enough to even see...

So for the first few days, we are for all practical purposes, blind

And we operate strictly by touch and hearing

For the first few days, you couldn't even see your mother.. you could hear her, and you could feel her... You knew there was a nipple in your mouth, but that's the only thing you were aware of

There was no world outside of the nipple in your mouth

MRT™ teaches you that The world was a wonderful place with the nipple in your mouth, but without any explanation or advance notice, suddenly your mother had to stop nursing you...

You didn't realize she had to make dinner

You didn't realize she had to go to the bathroom, or take care of daily business

The only thing you knew was:

THE NIPPLE WAS GONE

And that's when you began learning how to manipulate the world around you

MRT™ teaches that you only had one technique of manipulating the world around you

(Your mother)

by CRYING.......

CRYING WORKED

By crying, you were able to manipulate your mother to put the nipple back into your mouth again

MRT™ teaches that you used this crying technique to manipulate your mother over and over and over again

A couple days later, when your eyes were developed enough for you to actually see your mother, you used the crying to manipulate her even more effectively than when you couldn't see her at all

MRT™ teaches that eventually, your mother stopped returning so quickly when you cried

It didn't take long for your mother to decide you needed to start learning that crying wasn't going to make her come running again

At this early stage of the game, your mother decided it was time for you to start growing up already

So you would lay in your crib and try screaming bloody murder... You would try to manipulate her nipple back into your mouth

MRT™ teaches that as you grew older, you had to start learning new techniques of manipulating the world around you

Because crying no longer worked

MRT™ teaches that ALL OF US went through this exact same process

It doesn't matter if we were little baby boys or little baby girls

Every baby goes through these stages

And so did you

MRT™ teaches that through our childhood we learned different manipulation techniques

Seeking pity

Histrionics

MRT™ teaches that at a certain age, a stable adult human being has already gone through all of these childish stages of life

But the dysfunctional unstable adult is still trapped in an infantile loop, still using childish techniques

MRT™ teaches that The dysfunctional unstable adults who never learned how to get what they want out of life rely on the same predictable techniques :

Seeking pity... Malingering... Making excuses... Blaming others... Playing the victim

MRT™ teaches that these dysfunctional adults spend their lives denying responsibility in their own failures

Their pattern of behavior always revolves around blaming some external factors

Their pattern of behavior always involves blaming other people

MRT™ teaches that these dysfunctional adults Don't even realize how obvious it is

They wear horse blinders, so they have fooled themselves into believing nobody realizes what they're doing

MRT™ teaches that grown men and women assume accountability

"You can go walk around in the woods and that's about it"

LOL REALLY ?.....

That's because you are limiting yourself with negative reassurances and validating your own willingness to fail

"You can go walk around in the woods and that's about it"

Bullshit

Yesterday, I gave you the best advice you've ever had :

The advice your father never gave you

THE CURE FOR SELF-LOATHING AND BOREDOM :

Get off your lazy fucking ass and go help somebody

Turn your stupid fucking computer off, stand up on your own two goddamn feet, and go out there and volunteer to help somebody for no reason whatsoever

Don't ask for anything in return

Do it because it makes you feel better inside

Go volunteer to help somebody

It's really easy... You can knock on a neighbor's door, and simply tell them you have been trapped in your own little cocoon, worried about your own little problems lately....

And you decided you should go offer to help somebody...

Ask them are there any chores around their house they've been putting off because they needed help?

If they say no, be persistent...

EVERYBODYS got a few things they need to take care of, but they've been putting it off

If they say no, insist !!

Tell them you'd like to help them wash their car...

Offer to take out their trash

Offer to rake their backyard

Offer to help them clean their windows

It doesn't sound like fun because it's work

But when you're finished, you will be in a much better mood

If you live in a little doohickey backwoods Town, that's even better !!

Go down to the City Hall and tell them you're bored, and you would like to offer your help...

Offer to help clean up around the City Hall property

Go down to a fire department and ask them if they need any help cleaning up

Go to an animal shelter and offer to volunteer cleaning up cages for them

SERVE SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING ELSE

And escape from your self-absorbed cocoon

If you are unhappy with where you live, it's time for you to start formulating a plan

Obviously, it's time for you to move on

But you'll never make progress until you stop and look in the mirror

This time, you won't be making any excuses.. this time you're going to be completely honest with yourself:

YOU :The only person who's responsible for your happiness or misery

YOU = The only person who can change your life

You can stop blaming the rest of the world, because no one believes it but you

Stop wasting your time pointing fingers

YOU ARE THE REASON YOU'RE BORED AND UNHAPPY

Believe it or not, MRT™ is a very eye opening program

It seems very simplistic and cheesy at first...

Especially when we read the parts about how we learned to manipulate our mothers by crying

And how nothing has changed, except our manipulation techniques

Even as adults, most people continue this same pattern of manipulation behavior, and when they can't get their way, they resort back to crying again

You are metaphorically crying

When people first begin MRT™ therapy, it is completely normal for us to resist

Our first instinct is to deny it

It is very human for us to DENY being cry babies

We feel defensive, because we think it's an insult.....

But it's all true....

And it's not just you...

EVERYBODY does it

In one way or another, everybody still uses childish manipulation tactics to get what we want, and certain people cave in very easily, and resort back to crying and pouting and blaming the rest of the world

At some point, sooner or later, each of us finally grows up and realizes we are the ones responsible for our own happiness

At some point, we all grow up and embrace the fact that we are responsible for our own sorrow

That we are responsible for our own failures

And we are responsible for our own victories

It's time to expand your mind

HOW TO ATTRACT PEOPLE & GAIN INFLUENCE :

simple

BY ADMITTING WHEN YOU'RE WRONG

BY BEING HONEST ABOUT YOUR MISTAKES

ACCOUNTABILITY IS THE NUMBER ONE LEADERSHIP SKILL

Nobody follows or respects somebody who can't admit their own culpability in their failures

I'm curious where your father is... I can't help but suspect that your father never sat you down and explained things to you... Tell me why you have a broken relationship with your father

I'm all ears... We're going to get to the bottom of this today

Believe it or not MRT™ is a program that was developed for prison convicts

It's a very basic psychological looking glass, designed to teach excuse making career criminals to take an honest look at themselves for the first time

That means every prison inmate has gone farther than you in this area... They've taken the MRT class

And it has been proven that people who score high on the MRT class have a much lower rate of recidivism... While those stupid inmates who score low on MRT almost always end up back in prison again, because they refused to accept responsibility in their own mistakes and failures

And even the stupidest piece of shit prison inmate who pays attention and scores high on the MRT class is proven to be much more likely to get out of prison and reinvent themselves, never ending up in a prison cell again

Basically, MRT teaches us that we are all children, no matter how old we are... And certain children still clean to infantile manipulation techniques, while other children have already learned the only way to get what they want out of life is by growing up and acting like a man

Imagine if by some crazy miracle, out of the blue, out of nowhere, a gorgeous supermodel walked into your bedroom and said, "I think I love you. I'd like to be your girlfriend"

Within a couple days, sitting around in your bedroom playing video games would get rather old

And when she dropped a couple hints that you were becoming boring, would you tell her, "we can go walk around in the woods, and that's about it" ??!

If you blame the world for your inability to occupy your mind when you're bored?......

Nobody's going to consider you leadership material

If you rely on childish techniques like negative false reassurances and justifications for your laziness... Then there's no reason to even live

But this behavior pattern of making excuses and feeling sorry for yourself, seeking pity and justifying self-imposed failures by pointing fingers?

There's nothing new or original about it

Little girls have been behaving like that since the dawn of Man

>>100909

Be honest with me... I'm not going to insult you.. I'm not trying to set you up or trick you

I'd like an honest answer

WHY THE BROKEN RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR FATHER

>>100909

I'm not harassing you.. if you think this is harassment, then you don't know what real harassment is like

AGAIN :

OBVIOUSLY, YOU HAVE A BROKEN RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR FATHER

How did this happen?

HINT:

Everybody has a broken relationship with their father, to one degree or another

Even the most normal, stable, well grounded adults have a broken relationship with their father, from one degree to another

What some people might consider "insignificant" Will be seen as a traumatic broken relationship to another person

The same way everybody perceives themselves as having experienced childhood trauma

Even when they had perfect sheltered lives, they still perceive their childhood as being traumatic somehow

It's just a basic human perspective we all have

I had an amazing relationship with my father, who was a great dad

Still, nevertheless... There are certain elements of my childhood relationship with my father I still perceive as being somewhat broken

But they are nothing compared to people who have really serious broken dysfunctional relationships with their fathers

Yet to each of us, our individual situations always seem more relevant than other people's

>>100912

There is no real broken relationship with my father. He lives far away because he didn't like the town we lived in. I talk to him. What do you want me to say about it? You want to guide me into saying the correct answer you're looking for?

I do not want any help. If you want to be pychoanalyst, then the next time you go into a meeting room with a patient, tell that stupid fucker to stop sinning.

EVERYBODY considers themselves to have experienced childhood trauma, and everybody has a somewhat broken relationship with their father, no matter how close or distant the relationship may have been

So I'm simply asking you for a scenario

So I can understand your situation better

What led to your broken relationship with your father?

>>100918

How old were you when he divorced your mother?

I'm not conducting any psychoanalysis here...

Don't be so defensive... I'm simply asking you to open up, so I can understand you better

So your father divorced your mother when you were how old?

"I don't want to help anyone"

No offense, but that's such a predictable cop out

That's one of those needless defense mechanisms, a barrier you built around yourself, to protect yourself from getting your feelings hurt....

That's the self-defeatist attitude I was talking about earlier...

That's why you're so alone

I'm simply curious how old you were when your father left

I'll be back in a few minutes.

I have to call my wife and ask her to get something from the store on our way home

While I'm calling her, feel free to tell me the circumstances around your father leaving

Because although you still talk to him, apparently there's a gap between the two of you, and I'm not simply talking about mileage

>>100923

That's how I like it, and I do not want any help. My father never left. My dad was the one who took care of me because my mom left.

The thing you're forgetting about psychology in cases such as these is the emotion of revenge.

>>100926

RE: "that's how I like it"

Correction :

That's what you've GROWN COMFORTABLE WITH

Stop denying accountability

>>100926

And by the way.. thank you for being honest with me

Because the broken relationship was with your mother, and that's where your issues are sourced

I'm not going to help you....

I'm going to help your mother....

YOUR MOTHER HAD THE RIGHT TO MAKE MISTAKES

EVERYBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO MAKE MISTAKES

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO MAKE MISTAKES

GIVE YOUR MOTHER A BREAK

>>100929

You are right on that, and I know that, if you look at it a certain way, but when you still try to correct them on their mistakes and they do not change, they deserve no forgiveness. It's the same thing you're trying to do to me.

People don't want to change, so I don't either. I the LORD never change.

We're not perfect

None of us are

Not me, not you, and not anybody else

Your mother is a human being

Remember, we are all children inside, no matter how old we grow

And children make mistakes

Let go of your resentment

Let go of your expectations and fear of abandonment

Let go of the fear and the defense mechanisms

Being hurt is part of life

Being disappointed is part of the game

Learning how to accept it is the most important part of the entire goddamn process

Your mother reserved the right to fuck up

So stop holding unrealistic unfair expectations and resentment towards her

>>100930

And your insistence that you are a powerful all-knowing deity, how long have you been pretending that's not an overcompensation technique?

Maybe if you grew as a person, you would have less need to feel powerful?

Your mother had every right to be a fuck up and to make as many mistakes as possible... She was under no obligation to be perfect... She never signed a contract promising she would never make mistakes

If I was one of those douchebags that psychoanalyzed people, Right now I would be using the term "abandonment issues"....

But notice I'm not one of those douchebag psychoanalyst types...

Instead of using the terminology "fear of abandonment" I'll just say you harbor resentment

I think that's more fair and accurate, don't you? Instead of saying you have abandonment issues, I'm going to simply say you harbor resentment

I think that's a fair statement, don't you?

>>100935

Hitler was effeminate by choice.. He was actually just a manic depressive bipolar individual... That's all

He was bipolar, and nothing more... His speeches were nothing more than the frantic manic rantings of an unstable little man with delusions of power

The people who found him mesmerizing were simply swayed by the mania

But behind all the yelling and screaming was a little coward

And anybody who thinks he was a great leader obviously doesn't know anything about the Battle of Leningrad

Hitler was a psychotic unmedicated unstable bipolar coward, who tried convincing the world he was powerful...

The Russians showed him how powerful he was during the Battle of Leningrad...

Unfortunately for Hitler, being a methamphetamine junkie wasn't good enough. The Russians handed his ass to him, and he ran away like a little bitch

I've never in my life needed to tell myself that I was powerful... Trying to convince myself that I am powerful as never been a necessity in my existence

Maybe when I was a little kid, playing cowboys and Indians.. but as an adult, I've always been very comfortable with my inabilities, as well as my abilities... I'm happy with my failures and my victories... I don't need to continually tell myself that I am powerful and in control

Why would I waste my time doing that? That's something reserved for people who are powerless

Powerless against themselves.....

Powerless to stop self-defeating

Plus, I'm guessing the entire "Jesus never existed" thing never made you realize how ridiculous it sounds when you talk about it?

The existence of Jesus was debunked over 3,000 years before he was born

He was proven to be a myth3,000 YEARS BEFORE HE WAS "BORN"

Because HORUS was the original myth

3,000 years before Jesus, The entire story already existed

Born on December 25th

to a virgin mother

a "miracle birth"

The son of God they called him

The twelve disciples

The miracles performed

The persecution

The murder

The resurrection 3 days later

This entire myth existed 3,000 years before Jesus

Which completely debunks the entire Jesus story

And then, after Horus, there was Buddha :

Born on December 25th

to a virgin mother

a "miracle birth"

The son of God they called him

The twelve disciples

The miracles performed

The persecution

The murder

The resurrection 3 days later

The entire story from the Bible was told once again, just like HORUS

And after Buddha, there was zarathustra

Born on December 25th

to a virgin mother

a "miracle birth"

The son of God they called him

The twelve disciples

The miracles performed

The persecution

The murder

The resurrection 3 days later

The entire story.. mythology... All of these myths existed before Jesus

And after zarathustra, there was Hercules :

Born on December 25th

to a virgin mother

a "miracle birth"

The son of God they called him

The twelve disciples

The miracles performed

The persecution

The murder

The resurrection 3 days later

The exact same story, over and over and over again

At least 16 times before Jesus, the same story existed for thousands of years

And after Hercules, there was Adonis:

Just another myth... The exact same myth :

Born on December 25th

to a virgin mother

a "miracle birth"

The son of God they called him

The twelve disciples

The miracles performed

The persecution

The murder

The resurrection 3 days later

And after Adonis, there were several more myths BEFORE JESUS :

ALL OF THEM HAD THE EXACT SAME STORY :

Born on December 25th

to a virgin mother

a "miracle birth"

The son of God they called him

The twelve disciples

The miracles performed

The persecution

The murder

The resurrection 3 days later

The fact that these myths existed thousands of years before JesusCOMPLETELY DEBUNKS "JESUS"

HE WAS A MYTH

Just like all the myths before him

Each of them with the same life story

Born on December 25th

to a virgin mother

a "miracle birth"

The son of God they called him

The twelve disciples

The miracles performed

The persecution

The murder

The resurrection 3 days later

Over and over and over and over again, the same stupid fairy tale

It completely debunks the entire Jesus myth

Jesus never existed

That's why it should be a felony to expose anybody under the age 18 to any form of religion whatsoever

After they turn 18 years old, they are old enough to be exposed to delusional fairy tale religions

If they were already adults, having turned 18, there is almost a 0% chance they would believe in any religion whatsoever

The only reason religion exists is because THEY TARGET CHILDREN

All religions target children

Because children aren't smart enough to realize they are being hoodwinked

Children are much more likely to believe whatever you brainwash them with

So you're telling me when you were a child, you actually ALLOWED some adults to molest your mind with this bullshit Jesus garbage?

It's too bad you didn't have anybody there to whisper in your ear, "you can scream and run away"

All you had to do was start screaming

Run and find some adults, and tell them there's people trying to brainwash you with a false religion

Literally trying to destroy your life

Trying to brainwash you into a cage

Imagine how different your life would be if you had simply realizedyou could have FOUGHT BACK

I'm guessing you were probably molested as a child

I'm not insulting you....

Don't get defensive....

I'm simply making an observation

The fact that you didn't fight back against being "brainwashed with the fake Jesus story" tells me you are unlikely to have fought back when somebody unzipped their pants

It's highly unlikely that you would stand up for yourself against being molested, if you allowed adults to molest your mind with religion

Where was your mother when you were being molested?

Is that the primary source of your resentment towards her?

Because you felt she should have been there to protect you when you had a penis inside of you

By the way.. almost 80% of people were molested in one way or another

Almost 80% of people have somehow been sexually abused one way or another

So mathematically speaking, there's only a 20% chance that you weren't molested as a child

So don't get defensive and don't feel like anybody's pointing you out

Again... Mathematically speaking, it's highly unlikely you were not molested...

Where was your mother when this happened?

Because I don't think you necessarily have classic abandonment issues, as much as I think you simply have a lot of resentment towards your mother

And that's why you have a lot of resentment towards women in general

And that's why you have a fear of intimacy

Of course, I could be wrong about any of this....

I've been wrong many times before

And I'll be wrong again in the future

So like I said, I could very well be wrong

But I'm not

I'm not wrong...

I'm glad we finally had this conversation

You said you didn't want any help

In life, we often get what we don't want

Do you realize your fear of intimacy actually causes you pain?

You thought it protected you from being hurt

That's understandable. A lot of people think that.....

But they were wrong... It didn't protect them from being hurt at all

In fact, it led to a life of unhappiness

By building a needless wall around yourself, using bricks made out of fear...

You hurt yourself worse than anybody else ever could have dreamed possible

By building a fear of intimacy as a defense mechanism, you shot yourself in both feet, and chopped off both of your hands

You've created a self-fulfilling prophecy of loneliness and frustration

But you could free yourself very easily..

All you have to do is let go

You are anal retentive

A lot of people hear the term anal retentive, and they think they know what it means

Do you know what anal retentive means?

The term anal retentive refers to a developmental stage in our childhood

It's usually a perception of a mother who doesn't protect you

That's usually how it begins...

It all starts when we are first beginning potty training as little children

And just like all children, accidents will happen

Mistakes will be made

And occasionally, there might be a poop in a diaper instead of in the potty

And some parents don't know how to handle that

Some parents scold their children for not potty training immediately

And this leaves an indelible scar on the psychology of the child

The term anal retentive actually refers to the act of holding your poop in

Believe it or not, this fundamental stage of a child's development holds a very special place in our psyche

Because when a child is scolded for taking too long to potty train, that child will carry it with them for the rest of their life

You would never realize it as the years go by... Eventually all children become potty trained, some taking longer than others, but eventually we all learn how to shit in the toilet instead of shitting in our pants

So when the child is seven or eight years old... You would never realize they are still carrying a scar on their psyche from potty training

And when the child is 12 or 13 years old, everything may appear completely normal....

And when they are 15 or 16 years old, you would never realize they are still carrying the scar on their psyche

But then, when they becomeadults, suddenly they start engaging inODD BEHAVIORS

Anal retentive people engage in needlessly trying to control things

It's a boomerang effect from the scolding when they were potty training

For some strange reason, human beings manifest a needless desire to control everything around them as adults, as a way of coping with the retaining of poop as a child

100% true

"ANAL RETENTIVE" means needlessly trying to control everything around you as an adult, because you were scolded for mistakes during potty training, and you learned to pinch off and hold your feces up inside of you

That's exactly what anal retentive means

"anal retentive" is NOT a psychiatric disorder

Far from it

It's nothing more than BEHAVIOR

ITS ABEHAVIORAL DISORDER

It's easy to spot an anal retentive person....

They are uptight... They are always unhappy, because they've surrounded themselves with a bunch of barriers and boundaries and limits and unrealistic expectations... They surround themselves with self-defeatist defense mechanisms, convinced that will control other people, preventing them from violating them somehow...

Anal retentive people always need rules and boxes and boundaries and barriers

Anal retentive people have a fear of intimacy, so they put up a fake wall of scrutiny and discriminating isolation, simply to prevent anybody from looking under the hood

Anal retentive people spend their lives fixating on controlling other people

Thinking they should be allowed to determine what other people do and don't do

Thinking day reserve the right to set limits for the world around them

Always exercising futile attempts at controlling everything

Thinking the world needs to be organized in their particular choice of order

While the rest of the world moves forward

Micromanaging the world.. they actually begin to think they are experts at micromanaging the world

As the rest of the world moves forward, not even realizing they exist

I'm not saying that anal retentive people are not successful, because in fact, lots of anal retentive people have become quite successful

But they never become happy

They might end up having a successful business, but they never end up having a successful existence

Because they're never happy

Michael Jackson was anal retentive

People with hardcore OCD are anal retentive...

OCD is just a behavioral disorder, in which the needless futile attempt to control external factors is always the focus

Some people have different versions of OCD, like for example... A woman who has to turn the light switch on and off 28 times before she can walk into a room.....

Or the man who has to wash his hands six times, and dry off with a certain kind of towel, which must be folded a certain way....

Or the person who builds needless barriers around himself, pretending they are a series of prerequisite protocol, rules which other people must abide by....

All three of these different versions of OCD are nothing more than behavioral disorders

People who felt overwhelmed by a lack of control

So they create a facade of being in control

>>100981

Oh, I'm actually 100% right

Because I'm not sayingYOUnecessarily experienced any of these particular details

I'm speaking more in general terms

Right now, I'm simply teaching you what the term anal retentive means

And trust me, I'm 100% correct

I just told you exactly whatanal retentivemeans, and why people become this way...

But it's important for you to realize nobody actually remembers the problems from potty training

That disappears from our memory when we reach the age five or six

So nobody actually remembers it

You're not a stupid person

You really aren't

And you're not a bad person

You could actually be very cool

It would be relatively easy for you to be very cool, and be very charismatic, and have a lot of influence over people

I'm afraid it's time for you to face the music :

The universe is telling you it's time toreinvent yourself

It's time for you to stop relying on what's comfortable

To throw away all of your childish toys

It's time to move on

If you'd stop reinforcing the behavior with justifications and excuses, you could easily move forward, put the past behind you, and reinvent a much more charismatic version of yourself

Lol

I just realized how much I must seem like a bot right now

People always accuse me of being a bot, and it cracks me up

But I just realized... I sound like chat GPT right now

This is the universe telling you it's time....

ITS TIME.......

This is your time to shine

And no matter how many times you tell yourself otherwise, you are fully capable of shining

This is a time to surprise yourself

To prove to yourself that you are capable of much more than you ever thought

This is a time for you to endure discomfort

And when I say this is time for you to endure discomfort ?....

I'm talking about getting out of your comfort zone

This is a time to grow

Change is scary because it's unfamiliar

But change is the only constant in life

You have to learn to roll with the punches

You've got to learn how to balance yourself on the surfboard of life

In life, there are many many many MANY changes we must make... We must learn to recognize when the time has come to change

And we must learn to seize the opportunity

You must learn to stop procrastinating and overthinking everything

Overthinking things is your biggest problem

why OVERTHINKING is your "go to" reaction:

simple......

That's how you STALL........

It's nothing more than stalling... Trying to buy some time

Try to familiarize yourself with being impulsive

Try being unpredictable, to the point where you surprise yourself

Try unfamiliar reactions

Try jumping in headfirst

Try ignoring your fears

Try to dissolve the barriers you've built around yourself

You'll be surprised how easily you succeed at doing all of these things

If you are unhappy, CHANGE IT

Nobody else is going to do it for you

You are the only one keeping you held back

You are the one who fabricated the chains that hold you back

You are the one who built the cage around yourself

And you're the only one who can free yourself from these self-imposed boundaries and barriers that have prevented you from moving forward

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER :

Whenever you're talking to a girl online, it's always wisest to assume it's a big fat hairy guy named Louie wearing a wife beater T-shirt and drinking a beer....

Nothing is as it seems online....

Similarly, whenever I'm in here, I'm fully aware there's a better than 50% chance people are just lying

Or perhaps somebody trying to "trigger me into schizoposting"

But I'm not schizophosing at all

Everything I'm saying is 100% true

And even if you are not being sincere, my words are still true

If these words do not pertain to your life, that's okay.. because these words are 100% true, and somebody somewhere would read them and realize "damn he's right"

So this conversation is actually generic

Because I don't believe you or disbelieve you

I'm simply explaining certain things, and if they have no meaning to you, I guarantee they would have lots of meaning to somebody else

This is what I do....

Nobody triggers me into doing what I do anyway

That's like saying they've "triggered me into breathing"

Nobody has to trigger me into breathing, and nobody has to trigger me intoTHIS

This is the real me

This is the same conversation I'd be having in real life if you were sitting here

JESUS.... LORD... GOD.... HEAVENLY MIRACLES....

You'll never make any progress as long as you cling to fairy tales

Stop blaming problems on sin and Satan.. stop attributing victories to a non-existent Jesus...

None of those mythological fairy tale characters have ever played a role in your life.. it was always YOU who was responsible for your failures and victories

You're a lot stronger than you might think. But you'll never learn this until you face discomfort and adversity

It would be very therapeutic for you to go sleep outside for 2 weeks

Go walk the streets and sleep behind a vending machine in an abandoned hotel

Go out there and face adversity

Go out there and experience discomfort

Because it will teach you you're much stronger than you think you are

You're actually tough as nails

You're not easily bruised

You don't need any defense barriers around you... Because you can handle whatever life has to offer

You've simply had a shitty life coach:

YOU

You've been a horrible life coach for yourself, because you've convinced yourself that you can't handle adversity or discomfort

You've convinced yourself that life was supposed to be a silky smooth streamline process

You've convinced yourself that you've been cheated somehow

Nobody ever promised you a smooth silky ride

If they did, they were lying to you

Smooth silky comfort creates wimps and cowards

It's the rough bumpy hemline in the fabric of life that builds our character

We are truly defined by how we handle the uncomfortable scratchy itchy parts of life

>>101011

What God?

What commandments are you talking about?

If you're talking about that shit from the Bible, don't waste your time

It's all fake. That's all a lie

>>101011

And I'll stop posting....

Go ahead and tell me about this imaginary God and these imaginary commandments, please....

And while you do, be sure to explain why the names Mark, Daniel, Timothy, Luke, David etc etc didn't exist back then

Those are all Anglo-Saxon names that didn't exist until 700 or 800 years ago

And I'd be more than happy to rip your beliefs in the Bible to shreds, if you so choose....

Because it can all be debunked

Especially certain parts of the Bible, which have a historical legacy that clearly disproves their validity

>>101015

Lol THERE YA' GO !!!!

That's more like it

>>101017

You live on the same wavelength as me 8 years ago. Stop posting.

My favorite part of this conversation?

easy....

It's the part where you pretended to still believe in Jesus and the Bible, even after learning Jesus never existed

After realizing the 16 subsequent myths that existed before Jesuscompletely debunk the entire Jesus myth, The fact that you still pretend to believe in Jesus is comedy gold

>>101018

LOL

So 8 years ago, you had a particularly wide penis, had a wife who was a former lesbian, and your wife brought other women into bed with you? And you realized Jesus never existed?

What happened in the 8 years that made you become so uncool?

Oh.. I get it...

You were suggesting that 8 years ago, you were delusional

And I guess that means your suggesting I am delusional?

That I have something to learn from your imaginary Jesus?

Conveniently enough, I'm going to stop posting now, because my wife is coming home soon with groceries, and I promised her she gets to pick the movie tonight, and we are going to spend the entire evening in bed

We're eating dinner in bed

She's bringing home some good munchies

Good healthy snacks to eat while we watch a movie

Under the blankets, safe and sound

Surrounded by our children with tails and four legs

Just me and her, against the world

I'm about to roll a big fat joint, then I'm going to tidy up around the house

We're going to have some quiet time tonight

And I promised her tonight I won't even shit post in here

>>101023

Oh you're talking about David from the Bible?

Or David Copperfield The magician?

Because the name David didn't exist back then....

There was nobody named David 2,000 years ago

>>101024

The last philosophical idea is that if I kill you, no matter what politicial belief or ideology who hold, I win.

However, about 700 years ago, the white Anglo-Saxon names like David and Matthew and Timothy and Luke and Daniel.. those names were invented...

And now, there are lots of David's who actually existed...

Unlike the myth in the Bible, there's David Gilmore from Pink Floyd

And David duchovny, and Dave Chappelle, lots of David's

But that name didn't exist 2,000 years ago, so obviously it's a lie

>>101026

Feel free.. please do... You'd be doing me a great favor...

Forgive me if I don't hold my breath

You don't even have the courage to admit you finally realized Jesus never existed...

You're still clinging desperately to a fairy tale

Even after realizing it's all bullshit

So it's highly unlikely you'll have the tenacity required to stand up and walk out that door, let alone to come kill me

But if you ever have the balls, I'll even give you the murder weapon

I'm wondering.. how long did it take you to finally admit you realized there's no such thing as Santa Claus?

Because you are fully aware Jesus never existed... But you're still cleaning to the past, because you can't leave your comfort zone

I'll be more than happy to give you my physical address and even coordinate with you so you'll know when I'm here

I split my time between a few different properties, so I'll even let you know when and where you can kill me

When I was a younger man, teenage girls used to hit on me all the time... You have no idea how many cherries I popped...

It wasn't illegal.... I'm not talking about breaking the law....

The age of consent used to be 13 in Georgia...

And I'm honored that I got to pop your cherry today

Actually it was a few days ago

I taught you Jesus never existed a few days ago, and you've been struggling with it ever since

That was a tight cherry to pop! But I popped the fuck out of it, didn't I?

I'm actually honored that I got to open your eyes to the myth of Jesus

It's about time

Now you can stop making a fool out of yourself with all of that religious mumbo jumbo Hocus pocus garbage

Imagine if Jesus actually DID ever exist...

Wouldn't that have been weird? Imagine a man wearing a skirt to his own crucifixion... What a pussy

Kind of like RuPaul... Only less masculine

What a fashion faux pas!!

I suppose nobody ever told Jesus about blue jeans?