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File: 6c531bdd7931acf⋯.jpeg (59.68 KB,828x830,414:415,Screenshot_2023_08_24_at_….jpeg)

 No.100703

almost every day ive been making bait for johnny neptune to reply to and he almost always spends hours on it

The best part is how it takes me maybe 30 secs and he spends his whole day replying to it

Sometimes i say “hail hitler”

Today i made a post about trump

Hopefully he spergs to this one as well for the simple reason i attached a pic of he who lives in his head rent-free

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 No.100704

>>100703

Johnny neptune, before you go on your hypocritical rant HERE, i recommend seeing the threat i made on /pnd/ for you, which is the one I was referencing

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 No.100705

>>100704

Thread not threat. Anyway I probably wont even be around to see your predictable, monotonous ramblings but I hope the rest of the board is entertained by it

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 No.100720

File: cd65385c25185b5⋯.jpg (32.77 KB,480x360,4:3,x4ix0.jpg)

File: 9a2e6d01008a0f3⋯.gif (882.31 KB,588x784,3:4,1693668015177.gif)

File: 029f6f6fbfc844a⋯.gif (1.24 MB,263x694,263:694,lamb_of_god.gif)

>>100703

Every human in America is retarded, but Trump is the shit sprinkle on top of the shit sundae cake. He's the epitome of human retardedness of the American kind. He's the end of the road for backwoods American conservatism. The final vestige of the selfish white American retard

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 No.100727

that's your perception

The truth is I do this anyway...

What you perceive as "bait" is nothing more than another rubber duckie coming down the water flume..

I've been shooting BBs at Rubber Duckies since before you were born

My pattern was exactly the same the day before you ever stumbled in here the first time... months beforehand... years beforehand ...

I haven't changed one but

this is what I do

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 No.100728

anybody who posts ANYTHING will experience my technique of "remodeling"...

I specialize in smearing my shit all over people's walls, much like a lab monkey

it's what I do

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 No.100729

It doesn't matter who posts

or what they post

if they post something

I'm smearing my feces on it

So don't feel so special

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 No.100730

File: bd1807c3e4b3a96⋯.webm (1.52 MB,270x480,9:16,1691171171998620.webm)

>>100729

Until you are banned, I'm done here. You are annoying.

Eat shit you stupid fucking retard

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 No.100731

>>100704

>>100705

Nahhhh I'd rather work in here...

And when I type something, it's never "to the other person"

nope....

I'm typing to the audience, if any

if anybody eventually reads it

that's gravy

But I don't pick on KILLCEN

to "communicate" with him

I do it so other people can read it

Understand?

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 No.100732

>>100730

get to the back of the line

there's thousands of angry

chat turds in front of you

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 No.100734

File: d2d093ccf06b3c1⋯.png (311.82 KB,598x387,598:387,1668025512283401.png)

>>100732

I want you to commit suicide. You are nothing at all. You're a flea at best. You type NOTHING that is worth reading. NOTHING. You think so because you're a fucking schizo who types in strange format. Kill yourself so I can eat

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 No.100735

>>100734

I was actually hoping for a death threat

I had reached a point long ago, where I could emote a DEATH THREAT WITHIN 15 MINUTES

I suppose it's an ebb and flow thing?

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 No.100736

>>100734

RE: FLEA

I like to think of myself as more of a PROGLOTTID

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 No.100737

File: d9e85118520b88b⋯.jpg (37.76 KB,479x417,479:417,Picsart_23_09_16_16_53_27_….jpg)

>>100734

Back before you were born, me and my buddy H1TLER created a little online club called CLONER NATION

we'd get death threats all day, every day

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 No.100739

File: a4cf2846d8a0038⋯.jpg (19.15 KB,320x240,4:3,Picsart_23_09_16_16_54_41_….jpg)

>>100734

Boy, oh boy..... those were the days

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 No.100740

File: 4f9b428e7ed568a⋯.jpg (224.73 KB,1417x1417,1:1,Picsart_23_09_16_16_54_09_….jpg)

>>100734

I don't blame you....

In fact, I'm the one who designed this scenario

Where you become frustrated

and contemplate murder

By the way, I airbrushed this gold reflective logo one night in a $3,600 per night luxury hotel suite in Beverly hills....

Yeah I don't blame you at all

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 No.100741

File: ea14e2f55a6d38f⋯.jpg (60.39 KB,480x640,3:4,Picsart_23_09_16_16_53_53_….jpg)

In fact, your reaction is ....

textbook

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 No.100742

OOOPS my bad

$3,800

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 No.100743

File: fd7183dc65d511f⋯.mp4 (5.56 MB,690x480,23:16,moon_2_.mp4)

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 No.100744

Lyrics to LIVIN' ON THE MOON

I'll find a distant star

from what I've seen so far

I'd rather be livin' on the moon

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 No.100745

File: 35c842275c6fcb7⋯.jpeg (40.6 KB,500x484,125:121,s2qBt8X.jpeg)

I wish I had a Japanese food cart giving me food for free every day right next to my house. I cold go out and find one right nearby and eat and be happy. This is what I want

Walkable cities

Fuck this stupid idiotic middle-American life. What a boring shitfest. I hate rural America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5fzCZFPQ6c

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 No.100746

>>100745

Atlanta is fucking AWESOME, believe it or not...

Yes, in life, there are other types of people

people with different skin, religions, politics, lifestyles, etc

WELCOME TO PLANET EARTH

yes, Atlanta has a lot of blacks & gays & whatever .. lol of course it does

It has lots of EVERYTHING

it's quite ideal, the plethora of world-class EVERYTHING that's just a block away in atlanta

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 No.100748

File: 7dbba8f6370ddca⋯.mp4 (1.47 MB,720x1280,9:16,7dbba8f6370ddca69897ef7781….mp4)

>>100746

GOOD! Then don't be so racist! Lovely :D

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 No.100749

>>100745

Most importantly, Atlanta has THE HOTTEST WOMEN by far

Easy....

One familiar phrase every Atlanta hears from traveling businessmen or tourists is:

"I've been everywhere, but Atlanta has THE BEST LOOKING WOMEN!!"

we're famous for it... hotties

Plus, there's 3 women for every man in Atlanta, and since there's gay men here, that means it's more like 4 or 5 women for every man

Why is that important?

Because if you can't find a hot girlfriend here, you'll never find one anywhere

In Atlanta, you have to go out of your way to NOT get laid

It's upwardly mobile here, and there are SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES that it's kinda silly

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 No.100750

>>100748

The best food ... 5 Michelin

the best art, music, culture, education, business

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 No.100751

All wrapped up in one GIGANTIC SPREAD, surrounded by beautiful forests and mountains north

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 No.100752

>>100748

I hate the entire human race

until they give me a reason NOT to

on an individual one-on-one basis

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 No.100753

Atlanta is actually FUN

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 No.100754

Living in Atlanta is a bit of an honor, so simply being here is fun

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 No.100755

when you live in Atlanta, you realize "you lucked out"...

What a blessing

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 No.100756

Blacks... gays... jẹws....

it doesn't matter.... life is good

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 No.100757

Midtown Music this weekend in Piedmont Park... The High Museum of Art... The Aquarium... The Restaurants... The Nightclubs... The AFTERHOURS scene...

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 No.102866

File: 292851eaae147f1⋯.jpg (469.81 KB,580x4096,145:1024,received_336913092358497_1….jpg)

>>100734

hes an isreali NSAnigger, don't be stupid

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