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I use formant synthesizers in my musical doodles all the time.

It sounds like a human's voice, but it's not...

All it says is VOWELS...

Formant synthesis creates vowel sounds in a human-esque tone, usually switching mid-tone from one vowel to another...

As in : """ahhh---eeeeh"

or "ooohh wah"

I use them as instruments, like a fucked up baseline...

It sounds trippy as fuck

I used a FORMANT Synthesizers in my remix of Kaskade & Deadmau5

OOOPS I accidentally typed "A"

I meant to say, "I used some FORMANT Synthesizers in my remix of Kaskade & Deadmau5"

it's fun as fuck to play with formant synths

I made music for a long while but I never achieved the sound I wanted. I liked Justice's sound, as is why my shirt is Justice's Cross t-shirt. I tried to come up with something new and original and could never find something unique, so I gave up on music. Closest I got was this music for a game I was going to make but gave up on that also, because video games suck.

https://soundcloud.com/dylan-smith-527073091/discojackbootmusic

>>100667

To get that particular sound took many combings over of all the reverb throughout and took many, many hours and days just for that, but it was also experimentation. Lots and lots of automation

>>100667

Sorry I'm just now reading this

Wendy and I were walking around outside, checking on her garden.

Give me a minute to wash up

And imma listen

>>100668

It's all just a sketch pad... musical doodles

We're ALWAYS experimenting

>>100670

I would like to get back into music. I like the thought of it. But there's no more new music in my head to create. I just sit there staring blankly. I think all music has been created - unique music I mean.

Completely original melodies appear in my head all the time.... Daily...

several times per day, usually

I created THE ANSWER in about 4 hours

late one night, as a present for my 6 year old son, who asked about MLK the day before...

My wife at the time "wrote" the melody

she walked up to my piano and hit a few notes, and I recorded it, looped it, and tuned it into a MUSICAL SKETCH PAD

I created the MLK assassination soundscape by layering no less than SEVEN individual gunshots over each other, then distorting screams, ambulances, etc etc

Ten slowly DETUNING it as it fades

ALL THE WAY = UP HER ASS

https://m.soundcloud.com/johnnyneptunesuperstar/all-the-way-by-johnny-neptune

Unsung lyrics:

she's only 17

diggin' Emo & The Scene, of coursbut that is fine

Cause I'm inclined

To take her all the way

It comes as no surprise

She's only been with two guys so far

And neither one of them

Took her

All the way

I have BRAND NEW MELODIES appear every day

Q: did you sample a disco album in your song?

>>100683

It was a Jackson 5 song

>>100689

You don't seem to realize I'm trying to nudge you into getting creative again

Because that thing you told me about losing your creativity? You're full of shit

That's a behavior... You are behaving like somebody who has a creative block

You are fully capable of modifying that behavior and kicking into some creative bursts

In fact, as you grow older you will realize more and more with each passing day....

that YOU Are the only person responsible for your own behavior

And you will stop trying to attribute every lapse or shortcoming on an external factor... You'll stop blaming the rest of the world for your own behavior

And instead of saying you've been defeated creatively by some external force

You will start listening to my fucking advice

I'm trying to tell you the actual software for you to download

I'm trying to explain you should experiment with sequencing music using only your phone, and foregoing the computer thing

It will respark your creative juices... I promise

Just consider it an ongoing experiment, doing all of your sequencing and production right there in the palm of your hand, using a phone instead of a computer

None of these are actual songs or intended to be anything other than musical doodles... A sketch pad for sound instead of Pen & Paper

They are all created using nothing more than an Android phone

If you've got an iPhone, you can do even much better than what I was able to do with an Android

Consider it an experiment

Experiment with a HANDHELD PRODUCTION STUDIO

If you're using an iPhone, there are actually some even better apps available...

But if you're using Android, I'm going to tell you exactly which apps to download....

CAUSTIC 3

and AUDIO EVOLUTION

Don't waste your time with FL studio mobile.. it is horrible.. it's garbage..

Even though image line created fruity loops many many years ago, and in so doing, created the single most effective user-friendly sequencer experience ever created... They really dropped the ball when it came to mobile... They fucked up bad... They created a useless horrible piece of crap mobile app that serves no purpose...

So... I've tried all of them, and you can take my advice to heart :

CAUSTIC 3 = the one to use

It's such a simple, elementary and quite honestly aesthetically unappealing app....

It doesn't have the badass graphics

but what it DOES have isThe most powerful and effective audio sequencer available for Android devices

==CAUSTIC 3 :; a straight up sequencer app, with horrible flat graphics and a powerful dynamic sequencer engine... It comes bare bones out of the box

If you want to modify it, you'll have to import your own samples and begin modifying the waveforms yourself

But it's got everything you need to get the job done effectively and quickly

I find it to be an invaluable element to creating my musical doodles that pop into my head

I value it so much because I can create the main structure of my doodlesquickly, before I have a chance to forget them

As you know, creative ideas are often fleeting, coming out of nowhere with no warning, and disappearing just as quickly...

That's when the next creative idea comes flowing in... That's the way it works...

So if you want the ability to turn one of your fleeting musical ideas into an actual tangible audio file, the quickest route isCAUSTIC 3

EVERYTHING I'VE PLAYED FOR YOU WAS CREATED USING CAUSTIC 3, USING ONLY AN ANDROID DEVICE IN THE PALM OF MY HAND

I was already producing music and in a band back in the old days, when the first digital samplers and sequencers were invented...

I lucked out, because I actually got to work in a professional recording studio.. Axis studios in Atlanta, where my friend owned the entire fucking place...

So I was lucky enough to teach myself how to use the very first emulators, and the fairlight... And the emax emulator

The old 303s... The 808 drum machines.. Roland and boss... I got to teach myself how to use the actual outboard devices...

How to sequence music...

Back then, it was entire keyboards... These days it's all just digital graphics, but I was cutting my teeth using the actual hardware devices, complete with physical keyboards...

(The very first ones had NO GRAPHIC USER INTERFACE, other than a small square LCD window with some numbers on it to tell you where you were)

There was no visual interface to rely on.. you had to understand how the menu operated, how the sequencer functioned mathematically

You had to understand how to build patterns and loops and link them into songs, all without the aid of a visual interface

So when my friends parents bought them really expensive musical production equipment and sequencers, it was always ME who was asked to come teach them how to use the equipment...

That's how I learned the different interfaces of all the different sequencers by the different manufacturers

So when the first fruity loops came out, it was kind of a toy... Complete with the name fruity loops

But it wasn't a toy.... It just looked like a toy

As the years past, imageliine continued to upgrade fruity loops, eventually dropping the name fruity loops, because people associated it with being a toy...

I remember when the first FL studio version was released

And every year it's gotten better and better and better and better. In fact it's the best, no matter what anybody says

The very best is FL studio for a PC

And I've always used computers to sequence and produce my musical ideas.. until several years ago when I decided to start experimenting with handheld music production

CAUSTIC 3 :

THE MOST EFFECTIVE, SIMPLE, USER FRIENDLY, FUNCTIONAL, QUICK, AND AESTHETICALLY UNAPPEALING SEQUENCER created for Android devices I've ever seen

It's where you build all of your music from scratch, even importing samples from other songs if that's your cup of tea...

Or creating it completely from scratch, building your own original song piece by piece...

It's really the best if you're fucking with Android. You can save a lot of time by trying it out, because you won't be needing any other sequencer app after that...

That's your sequencer... But you're going to need one more app to finish your work... You need a production suite...

AN EDITING SUITE

AUDIO EVOLUTION:

Beyond any shadow of a doubt, hands down, easily THE MOST TECHNICALLY PRECISE AUDIO EDITOR FOR ANDROID

In fact, every phone has its owninherent latency... IPhone or Android, it doesn't matter... And it's not specific to the particular model of phone...

It's not like all Samsung Galaxy s21 phones have the same audio latency

It's actually inherent to each individual device itself

Every mobile phone has an inherent millisecond variable audio latency...

Where the audio is off, out of sync by a matter of milliseconds...

AUDIO EVOLUTION CORRECTS THIS

Before you even start using audio evolution, it allows you to do an audio latency test on your own particular phone..

It will play a series of tones, then calculate your phone's inherent audio latency down to the particular microsecond

And it will correct your phones audio latency...

At that point, AUDIO EVOLUTION is calibrated down to the millisecond, and ready to make any special effects or audio editing needs a pleasant experience...

It's super technical

It's where you would join different patterns together, and link them into a sequential song, add effects like reverb and delay attack and decay

Add all your special effects like phase shifters and tone adjustment

It does speed adjustment down to the micrometer, and allows you the option of changing the pitch or keeping the pitch the same

It does all of the full-blown recording studio post-production work in quick order

Use caustic 3 as your sequencer

And use audio evolution as your outboard editor and effects suite

Just fuck around with those apps and familiarize yourself with them, and you're already aware... Bye familiarizing yourself, you'll end up with actual tangible audio files afterwards...

And that will inspire you to continue

And these don't have to be finished songs

It's not about creating masterpieces

It's about occupying your mind

It's the opposite of boredom

In fact, it's the ultimate cure for boredom

Just to entertain yourself, and for no other reason

It doesn't matter if nobody else likes it. It's not made for them... It's made for you

You're doing it to entertain yourself

That's how you make boredom disappear

I don't give a fuck if anybody likes it or not, because I had a bunch of fun CREATING IT

Believe it or not, I created this song using a video editing app on Android

Not even a sequencer

I created the audio files myself, and compiled them using A VIDEO EDITOR

It was an experiment where I was testing the limits of a particular video editor's audio functions

I just wanted to see if it could handle audio as well as it handled video

And it did

Just another experiment

Honestly, I'm not sure if I like this song or not... I was super super high when I sequenced it one night, totally high out of my mind... I really don't remember any of the circumstances behind it...

And I've listened to it only a handful of times...

And quite honestly, I can't really remember whether I like it or not

I think there's a good possibility I don't like it

But it kept me occupied one night, because I was high as fuck, and I was a little bit bored perhaps, so within a few minutes this song had been born, even though it's not really a song

Calling this a song would be a misnomer

It's more just like a musical doodle..

An audio sketch pad

And it's perfectly fine to create doodles in the sketch pad.. it doesn't always have to be a complete project

Yeah... It would be good to use a brief segment out of that last doodle, as an insert into a different song, a quick 32 measure break....

This particular song was created using FL studio mobile for Android, on a Samsung Galaxy S3 back in the day

I had not yet discovered caustic 3 at this point...

Actually, come to think of it that's not right

I actually DID discover caustic 3, butThe graphic user interface of caustic 3 is so flat and unappealing, I assumed it was a piece of garbage

Little did I realize caustic 3 was a much better sequencer than imageline FL Studio mobile for Android

I was simply turned off by the lack of visual graphic appeal when I looked at caustic three, so I assumed it must not be a very good app

Boy was I wrong

Nevertheless, I used a paid version of FL Studio Mobile for Android to create this "song"

(and of course it's NOT a "song"... it's just an experimental test I was performing, and this audio file is the end result)

And of course I create the videos using a handheld device as well

Just an experiment

>>100838

On this song, five electro DJ robots, not only am I using FL studios version of format synthesizer voicing, but I'm mainly experimenting with sound effects like chambering around into a gun, and water noises, and far-fetched interdimensional elevator journeys

I was just fucking around with sound effects, but mainly I wanted to include the sound of chambering rounds into a pistol as percussion

But you can hear the difference between FL studios formant synth & caustic 3s formant synths

I forgot to mention scissors... I was also experimenting with using scissors as a drum track

Scissors, and chambering around into a pistol

I've always liked creating musical doodles that have a certain carnival feel to them

An amusement park feel

Like the cheesy rides on a traveling carnival

"Step right up step right up!"

"See Sheba, the mysterious bearded ape woman from Mars for only $0.25!!"

That's always been my thing

I've always enjoyed making weird carnival sounding music....

Even when I'm not trying, all of my musical doodles have a certain irritating carnival sound to them

And I like it

There's just something about the carnival amusement park sound that I gravitate towards because I'm still a little kid inside

Even if you don't have a melody in your head, simply messing with caustic 3 will put melodies in your head...

And start by just creating your own melodies, save the sampling for later

Just start messing with some of the instruments and you will find your own melody

By now you've already begun to realize you need to start getting stoned

Not getting stoned is a wall between you and your creativity

Stop being afraid of getting high

Getting high is something you're capable of doing WITHOUT drugs, so why should you be afraid of getting high WITH drugs?

It's perfectly acceptable for you to be in control of your behavior while high

Because that behavior will be creative

There's nothing to be afraid of when you're being creative

Psychoactive

Maladapted

Overrated

Hallucinated

LSD's been good to me

Ecstasy, amphetamines....

CALIFORNIA, HERE I COME!!!

Just never stick a needle in your arm and you'll be fine....

Getting high is totally natural, otherwise our bodies would not be able to get high in the first place...

Temporarily modifying your perspective on reality is perfectly acceptable...

Just never use a motherfucking needle, because needles have nothing to do with getting high...

Needles do not symbolize getting high

Needles symbolize flushing your life down the toilet, not getting high

Flushing your life down the toilet has nothing to do with getting high whatsoever

You need to smoke a big fat joint and shut the fuck up and download caustic 3

I find

That two of a kind

Can make a full house

In a real short time.....

Five kids playing in the yard

It's hard to tell

Which two are mine

Hey, Hoe!!

Whaddya know?

You turn around

And 10 years have

Slipped right by you

Oh, I've never needed reasons

For believing in things

That I couldn't see

Or feel

I'm sure in your own good time

You'll probably find

your peace of mind

Meanwhile,

You did it in style....

I've been feeling crucified....

PIECE OF MIND!!!

(again, this isn't a "song")

I was simply experimenting with a particular chord structure I developed

No matter how many times I followed the scale down the keyboard, it never looped around and played the same sequence of notes twice...

The human brain can't realize it when listening, but the chords never repeat themselves...

It continually moves all over the keyboard, but never begins on the same note twice

It's basically a perpetual chord progression I created, that never loops around again...

That's what I was experimenting with

That's what caustic 3 will do for you.. it will give you an outlet for your creativity, and by simply messing around with different instruments, pushing a few notes here and there, you will be inspired with a creative burst, and thanks to the simplicity and user-friendly nature of caustic three, you'll have a completed project before the sun goes down

Limit your sampling... Start by building your own samples from scratch...

After building your own structure from the ground up then you can start thinking about using other people's samples

Or not

Years ago I had this idea about creating a song that involved a couple who got completely shot out on drugs, and their relationship fell to pieces...

It was in the height of the quality methamphetamine days, back in the old days

My reasonable idea was to create a phone call between a man and a woman, where he's begging her to please give him a chance that he will get clean off the drugs he promises

And you can hear her new boyfriend yelling at her in the background over the phone

The former dope dealer has now started fucking this guy's girlfriend

And it's a failed attempt to reconcile over a brief phone call, in which he gets hung up on after he hears his former drug dealer telling his girlfriend to hang up the phone and suck his dick some more...

At the end I was going to include a brief snippet of a radio broadcast I wanted to create...

In which the news announcer tells the local headlines, about the man they found in the local park with a self-inflicted gun shot wound... A suicide in the park.. and then straight into local weather and sports...

My idea was called ONLY ONE

Because the loser on the phone keeps telling her she's the only one he's ever wanted... Blah blah blah... Blah blah blah I love you baby, you're the only one for me blah blah blah

And then the loser shoots himself because his ex drug dealer is now fucking his girlfriend

After hearing this idea, you might assume I was in a situation like that, in a breakup caused by drugs, feeling suicidal.....

I wasn't.... That had nothing to do with anything personal in my life at the time... It was just an idea I came up with because everybody was doing methamphetamine and destroying their lives

This is just another experiment I was working on, and I never even completed it

I never recorded the phone call, I never created the radio broadcast content for the end of the song...

It was just a musical doodle in my head, and I left it unfinished

I wanted it to have a cold empty desolate feel

I was imagining a guy walking through the sleet and snow with no place to go, putting his last quarter into a payphone, and begging his whore girlfriend to please take him back...

So I tried to create a cold frozen sleet feeling to the song.. I envisioned having cars driving past in the sleet

That type of desolate cold feel

"I Don't know no one, and I've got no place to stay... See, the snow (cocaine) is gone, but there's ice on the street today (meth)"

"And she's the only one whoever gave me just what I needed.. yeah, she's the only one who stuck around to see"

(After that intro, I was going to insert the phone call into the song, a back and forth bickering manic frantic drug induced phone call between a loser and his ex-girlfriend who's now fucking the meth dealer)

And I was going to close the song with the fake radio broadcast I meant to create.. A local news announcer giving a brief detail of the suicide after this phone call occurred....

ONLY ONE

Come to think of it, I might even ask Wendy if she would play along with me, and allow me to record a phone call where she plays the role of a woman who broke up with her drug addict loser boyfriend, and I will play the role of the blubbering begging idiot douchebag drug addict boyfriend, begging her to please take me back....

And it would be really easy for me to create the radio broadcast section

Then the song would be complete

At least now you know what FORMANT SYNTHESIZING is

And now you finally know what FORMANT SYNTHESIZING is

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