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Even though you plan on not going, you STILL have to wake up at 5 AM

BRIGHT AND SHINY

you can't hide in the basement

they'll arrest you before noon

You'll have to wake up, pack all your crap in a black plastic garbage bag, and hit the road before 8 AM

you'll have to hide your garbage bag behind the library

YOU CANT GO BACK TO DARCEY'S TOMORROW NIGHT

they'll be watching the house

You'll be a FUGITIVE

nope... you'll have to sleep outside

Or in a gas station bathroom

but don't worry, you'll be fine

remember: at night time, ANYBODY outside sticks out like a sore thumb.

The cops will be patrolling

so lay low....

do NOT go wandering down

the sidewalk at 2 AM Thursday

that's the fastest way to get busted

do you have a shovel

down in the basement?

borrow it....

dig a trench behind some bushes

only about 2 feet deep, no big deal

just deep enough for you to lay down

where cars won't see you

remember: at night time, ANYBODY outside sticks out like a sore thumb.

The cops will be patrolling

so lay low....

do NOT go wandering down

the sidewalk at 2 AM Thursday

that's the fastest way to get busted

do you have a shovel

down in the basement?

borrow it....

dig a trench behind some bushes

only about 2 feet deep, no big deal

just deep enough for you to lay down

where cars won't see you

remember: at night time, ANYBODY outside sticks out like a sore thumb.

The cops will be patrolling

so lay low....

do NOT go wandering down

the sidewalk at 2 AM Thursday

that's the fastest way to get busted

do you have a shovel

down in the basement?

borrow it....

dig a trench behind some bushes

only about 2 feet deep, no big deal

just deep enough for you to lay down

where cars won't see you

pedophiles giving other criminals advice now where have I seen that before