5f1810 No.4140827
Acting Attorney General, Mathew Whitaker,
Sir, I offer the DOJ my services. I am an retired lawyer, having litigated for 10 years. I ran for the US Senate here in California, but lost the CA 6/5 primary. I am 64 years of age, but have a good 12-15 years of focus intellectual capacity, and should live another 30 years.
Q sent me, WWG1WGA, to volunteer for service, at the DOJ. I understand in great depth, Trump's Struggle against the Deep State. I am exceedingly well informed, and would like to assist you and the DOJ.
If you are interested in a loyal citizen lawyer to assist your efforts at the DOJ, please kindly advise.
Derrick Michael Reid, BS JD, derrickmichaelreid@yahoo.com
If anyone can get this message to Q, please do so. Tired of sitting on the bench. Time to Rally! https://www.facebook.com/derrickmichael.reid
deb80b No.4141133
>>4131854 PB earlier today
Beware Sully Island
This may sound weird, but yesterday when I was getting ready to research Mayotte Island, I must have gotten my wires crossed–having heard about Bush's dog Sully–and ended up typing in "Sully Island," which turns out to be quite a dangerous place.
The problem is the tides. Wikipedia:
A rocky causeway connecting the island to the mainland is uncovered for approximately 3 hours either side of low tide, the island being cut off from the mainland for the rest of the day. This makes Sully Island a potentially dangerous place, and many people have been swept to their deaths while trying to leave the island as the tide rises very rapidly. All visitors to the island must exercise care and due diligence.
Maybe I'm crazy but maybe there is a connection there–that this name was chosen for its symbolism.
(Also, the word "sully" is not very illustrious:
sully (v.) 1590s, probably from Middle French souiller "to soil," also figurative, from Old French soillier "make dirty" (see soil (v.)). Related: Sullied (1570s); sullying.
(Why name your dog that??)
0e687e No.4141427
You're on the wrong website for that. This is a Cambodian fantasy wheelchair-basketball forum my dude.
4f39c3 No.4141436
>>4141427
>Not here for Mongolian Fingerpainting
Noted.
ff20aa No.4141531
>>4140827
Hi Anon. This is the DOJ rep on duty. I am going to need your credit card #, Exp Date, and Security code.
After this you'll be all set partner.
d01150 No.4141575
>>4141375
THREAD THEME https://youtu.be/Orq1nMKZ7OY
9c4ddf No.4141576
I hope Trump can afford a lawyer after the Stormy Daniels crisis
2164f2 No.4141584
ff20aa No.4141724
>>4140827
Hey OP great resume. Just want to let you know if you don't make it into the DOJ you're always welcome to come chill with us.
59017c No.4141763
>>4141375
Doxx Yourself You Did, Help Whitaker You Did Not.
d01150 No.4141793
772a15 No.4141837
>>4140827
this is what you just did to yourself
0e687e No.4141869
>>4140827
>https://www.facebook.com/derrickmichael.reid
>Posting your FB profile on 8chan
2164f2 No.4141911
>>4141375
>>4141892
It’s true. I tried to use one of those. It has the reverse effect of whatever you think it should do.
d01150 No.4141919
>>4141837
GynoAnon, go away.
9c4ddf No.4141962
I'm here to talk to the highest ranking lawyer
ff20aa No.4142007
>>4140827
Not gonna lie Anon those glasses are fire.
9c4ddf No.4142075
Being a lawyer, I'm assuming you can help decipher the Q clock
34889f No.4142093
>>4140827
Fake and gay show tits or GTFO
ff20aa No.4142127
>>4141837
Where's mah loops
4f39c3 No.4142170
>>4140827
Why are none of you cucks here for Mongolian Fingerpainting?
c64f5e No.4142178
>>4140827
>1 post by this ID
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
muh fucking sides
c64f5e No.4142213
>>4142093
that's THE happy marxist
2164f2 No.4142218
>>4142127
keep using sage, see how that works out for you, dipshit.
c64f5e No.4142233
c64f5e No.4142242
>>4142233
it's fucking Whitaker anyway
9c4ddf No.4142245
Someone ate 1 too many mud cookies
9c1fcd No.4142258
>>4139025
Nothing can stop what is coming.
Nothing.
Unless well known cucks like fox cuck yet again.
In which case, we're fucked, the plan goes to shit, the swamp wins, we lose, and anons are all shipped to the reeducation camps with the special showers.
Nothing can stop what is coming. Nothing. Except the entirely predictable. If the obvious thing happens….
BOOM
We're even more fucked. I can't get the taste of that dead CIA nigger's balls out of my mouth.
59017c No.4142287
The lulz here… it's over NEIN THOUSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
c64f5e No.4142315
Acting Attorney General, Mathew Whitaker,
Sir, I offer the DOJ my services. I am an retired lawyer, having litigated for 10 years. I ran for the US Senate here in California, but lost the CA 6/5 primary. I am 64 years of age, but have a good 12-15 years of focus intellectual capacity, and should live another 30 years.
Q sent me, WWG1WGA, to volunteer for service, at the DOJ. I understand in great depth, Trump's Struggle against the Deep State. I am exceedingly well informed, and would like to assist you and the DOJ.
If you are interested in a loyal citizen lawyer to assist your efforts at the DOJ, please kindly advise.
Shlomo McShekelstein, BS JD, ShlomoMcShekelstein@shekels.com
If anyone can get this message to Q, please do so. Tired of sitting on the bench. Time to Rally! https://www.facebook.com/public/Shlomo-McShekelstein-Goy
THAT'S A REAL FB URL, FUKKEN KEK
3071ed No.4142345
>>4142315
>Shlomo McShekelstein
c64f5e No.4142464
>>4140827
>Tired of sitting on the bench
That's a lawfag pun isn't it?
59017c No.4142503
Here's some cameltoe for ya.
3071ed No.4142545
>>4140827
Q is busy. Talk to Bobby.
9c4ddf No.4142578
BUT, BUT, BUT…"Q sent me, WWG1WGA, to volunteer for service, at the DOJ."
bf9a4e No.4142597
Sir, for your brave and honorable service, please accept this humble ashy ass nigger toe.
c64f5e No.4142612
>>4142578
>Q sent me
<Q sent me
I don't have social media, so don't know exactly when that started
but I've always thought it's dumb
ff20aa No.4142630
>>4142612
OP not a big social guy apparently.
c64f5e No.4142663
>>4142630
it's a real FB page, don't have one so can't check it out further
>born in either '53 or '54
pretty much explains the OP
6a83f7 No.4142702
Q - This pic may not be JFK Jr. but we have posted others. I know this much about you Q. If it was not true you would have by now said RIP JFK Jr. at least so that we could move on.
59017c No.4142715
they don't call me the war mage of /fringe/ for nothing.
c64f5e No.4142752
>>4142702
are you being serious or shitposting?
3071ed No.4142812
>>4140827
HEY YOU
What makes you think you actually deserve a pure girl? What have you done to earn the privilege of being her first and only? Its almost like you think you deserve gold just for being alive. On top of this, what kind of girl would settle for less? A guy who does nothing, thinks he is owed everything and gives nothing back? You arent even funny or nice. You are cynical and cruel just to mask your hurt. Others were mean to you so you ran away yet feel owed. Society doesn't owe you what you were to weak to stick around for. Everyone else dealt with the trials in their lives and are better for it. You ran. You do not deserve what people who tried deserve. You deserve to be relegated to trash. To the kinds of women who do settle.
bf9a4e No.4142838
My God. Derrick is on FIRE.
3071ed No.4142885
No fap challenge: year 80
I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. I’m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i’m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.
ff20aa No.4142896
>>4142715
Nice pentagrams anon.
bf9a4e No.4142927
I am so there. So fucking THERE. Rally, babe. Do it. DO IT. What a rush!
3071ed No.4142930
Own a musket for home defense
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
9c4ddf No.4142966
>>4142885
>Be Me
>Achieve victory by never nutting in 80 years
>Have a wet dream on my death bed
3071ed No.4143042
Family Fued
Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH… HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy… one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says… the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end
ff20aa No.4143047
>>4142885
Place this on your nut sack and fap till death for good luck Gramps. Also gma wont get covered when you ascend to No Fapeaven. Sweet dreams
bf9a4e No.4143096
For a healthy sheen. Fap on my feet.
3071ed No.4143156
>be me
>get really stoned yesterday afternoon
>decide I REALLY want some McNuggets
>stumble on down to the McDonalds
>get a brilliant idea
>I can have "giant" McNuggets if I just order McChicken patties by themselves instead
>place an order for 6 McChicken nuggets placed in a McNugget box, and plenty of honey mustard sauce on the side
>suddenly realize how weirdly specific and insane my order sounds to the person behind the counter
>person at the counter sees I am clearly stoned and is desperately to keep a straight face and failing
>I look around a bit and realize there are two cops standing right behind me, giving me a "wtf" look and chuckling
>i feel paranoid as fuck that they're going to give me a hard time about being so stoned in public
>i get my food and one of them tells me "just go home, right now" while shaking his head and also trying really hard to keep a straight face
>go home and enjoy my "giant McNuggets" like a king
3071ed No.4143320
>>4140827
>garbage men are refusing to take my piss jugs again
Can you help me out here, Mathew?
c64f5e No.4143367
>>4140827
>still 1 post by this ID
c64f5e No.4143517
If you pinned this, and kept it bumped, newfags would post here instead of relentlessly shitting up meta
3071ed No.4143561
c64f5e No.4143602
>>4143561
>meta is pinned
>usually bumped to the first in index.catalog
>newfags post in it
it's just the only logical explanation I can come up with
still don't get it
65b6e8 No.4144196
I hereby pledge to support At. GEN Whittaker on any livestream chat, day or night