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5f1810 (1)  No.4140827>>4141287 >>4141410 >>4141531 >>4141584 >>4141724 >>4141837 >>4141869 >>4142007 >>4142064 >>4142093 >>4142170 >>4142178 >>4142233 >>4142357 >>4142464 >>4142545 >>4142565 >>4142812 >>4142882 >>4143320 >>4143367 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Acting Attorney General, Mathew Whitaker,

Sir, I offer the DOJ my services. I am an retired lawyer, having litigated for 10 years. I ran for the US Senate here in California, but lost the CA 6/5 primary. I am 64 years of age, but have a good 12-15 years of focus intellectual capacity, and should live another 30 years.

Q sent me, WWG1WGA, to volunteer for service, at the DOJ. I understand in great depth, Trump's Struggle against the Deep State. I am exceedingly well informed, and would like to assist you and the DOJ.

If you are interested in a loyal citizen lawyer to assist your efforts at the DOJ, please kindly advise.

Derrick Michael Reid, BS JD, derrickmichaelreid@yahoo.com

If anyone can get this message to Q, please do so. Tired of sitting on the bench. Time to Rally! https://www.facebook.com/derrickmichael.reid

deb80b (1)  No.4141133

File (hide): f4165355d902d81⋯.jpg (196.74 KB, 587x725, 587:725, trip advisor sully isle.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4131854 PB earlier today

Beware Sully Island

This may sound weird, but yesterday when I was getting ready to research Mayotte Island, I must have gotten my wires crossed--having heard about Bush's dog Sully–and ended up typing in "Sully Island," which turns out to be quite a dangerous place.

The problem is the tides. Wikipedia:

A rocky causeway connecting the island to the mainland is uncovered for approximately 3 hours either side of low tide, the island being cut off from the mainland for the rest of the day. This makes Sully Island a potentially dangerous place, and many people have been swept to their deaths while trying to leave the island as the tide rises very rapidly. All visitors to the island must exercise care and due diligence.

Maybe I'm crazy but maybe there is a connection there--that this name was chosen for its symbolism.

(Also, the word "sully" is not very illustrious:

sully (v.) 1590s, probably from Middle French souiller "to soil," also figurative, from Old French soillier "make dirty" (see soil (v.)). Related: Sullied (1570s); sullying.

(Why name your dog that??)


772a15 (7)  No.4141287

File (hide): d528a4e855c7e04⋯.gif (1.19 MB, 475x201, 475:201, HHjb.gif) (h) (u)


ff20aa (10)  No.4141410

File (hide): 1b9d41be5ba30bb⋯.png (177.49 KB, 625x352, 625:352, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


0e687e (3)  No.4141427>>4141436

File (hide): 4a4de82c465f819⋯.png (175.29 KB, 307x559, 307:559, 4a4.png) (h) (u)

You're on the wrong website for that. This is a Cambodian fantasy wheelchair-basketball forum my dude.


4f39c3 (3)  No.4141436

>>4141427

>Not here for Mongolian Fingerpainting

Noted.


6496ae (3)  No.4141450

File (hide): 55d82d962d95bc2⋯.gif (4.63 MB, 400x224, 25:14, pepegif.gif) (h) (u)

>>4141375


ff20aa (10)  No.4141531

File (hide): 8931fb788352a75⋯.gif (461.66 KB, 480x230, 48:23, doxxmebbu.gif) (h) (u)

>>4140827 (OP)

Hi Anon. This is the DOJ rep on duty. I am going to need your credit card #, Exp Date, and Security code.

After this you'll be all set partner.


d01150 (33)  No.4141575

>>4141375

THREAD THEME https://youtu.be/Orq1nMKZ7OY


9c4ddf (6)  No.4141576

I hope Trump can afford a lawyer after the Stormy Daniels crisis


2164f2 (3)  No.4141584

>>4140827 (OP)

tits or gtfo


0e687e (3)  No.4141615

File (hide): 8a95a6a2f4c045f⋯.png (48.53 KB, 241x360, 241:360, 2d2.png) (h) (u)

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6496ae (3)  No.4141634


4f39c3 (3)  No.4141664

File (hide): 7e098a5296294cc⋯.mp4 (15.34 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Pocket Pussy Review-RrATyI….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


6496ae (3)  No.4141693

File (hide): dab6918a49ee32c⋯.gif (693.61 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Buscemi.gif) (h) (u)


ff20aa (10)  No.4141724

File (hide): 61cd3b7709edb01⋯.png (477.04 KB, 650x658, 325:329, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>4140827 (OP)

Hey OP great resume. Just want to let you know if you don't make it into the DOJ you're always welcome to come chill with us.


59017c (21)  No.4141763

File (hide): 82cbcd3f5f1783c⋯.jpg (42.01 KB, 720x678, 120:113, yodapepe.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4141375

Doxx Yourself You Did, Help Whitaker You Did Not.


d01150 (33)  No.4141793

>>4141375

Bump.


772a15 (7)  No.4141837>>4141919 >>4142127

>>4140827 (OP)

this is what you just did to yourself


59017c (21)  No.4141857

File (hide): 67126deaf467cdd⋯.jpeg (32.03 KB, 500x374, 250:187, doublenigger.jpeg) (h) (u)


0e687e (3)  No.4141869

File (hide): 4862b22a5a60819⋯.png (986.16 KB, 680x874, 340:437, 8e2.png) (h) (u)

>>4140827 (OP)

>https://www.facebook.com/derrickmichael.reid

>Posting your FB profile on 8chan


772a15 (7)  No.4141892>>4141911

File (hide): abaab901aad470b⋯.jpg (39.04 KB, 724x800, 181:200, Skin Bridge2.jpg) (h) (u)

about as useful as this


2164f2 (3)  No.4141911

>>4141375

>>4141892

It’s true. I tried to use one of those. It has the reverse effect of whatever you think it should do.


d01150 (33)  No.4141919

>>4141837

GynoAnon, go away.


59017c (21)  No.4141927>>4141941

File (hide): 65221c24ad3b0bc⋯.gif (756.46 KB, 500x281, 500:281, spaceboobies.gif) (h) (u)


772a15 (7)  No.4141941

File (hide): 9fed683584bfb48⋯.gif (1.86 MB, 400x268, 100:67, Q8iZBPn.gif) (h) (u)


9c4ddf (6)  No.4141962

File (hide): 170886c6aff5c9a⋯.jpeg (74.72 KB, 720x503, 720:503, Kasich Pickle-Pinky.jpeg) (h) (u)

I'm here to talk to the highest ranking lawyer


59017c (21)  No.4141968

File (hide): 2942280b88ec7e9⋯.jpg (105.42 KB, 650x431, 650:431, dumb-and-dumber-toilet.jpg) (h) (u)


ff20aa (10)  No.4142007

File (hide): f10359284036f65⋯.png (243.92 KB, 562x800, 281:400, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>4140827 (OP)

Not gonna lie Anon those glasses are fire.


59017c (21)  No.4142018


772a15 (7)  No.4142043

File (hide): 387e0246a3698bb⋯.gif (983.09 KB, 300x281, 300:281, tumblr_mtt1bm7hCU1rvmo32o1….gif) (h) (u)


d01150 (33)  No.4142064

File (hide): 7951fc6c9fcda1e⋯.jpg (48.51 KB, 500x700, 5:7, 1543580083525.jpg) (h) (u)


9c4ddf (6)  No.4142075

File (hide): 48d22aeafbf71e2⋯.png (630.13 KB, 1614x1614, 1:1, clock.png) (h) (u)

Being a lawyer, I'm assuming you can help decipher the Q clock


34889f (2)  No.4142093>>4142213

File (hide): bebe5b1e89d31b4⋯.png (519.1 KB, 567x661, 567:661, Happy marxist.png) (h) (u)

>>4140827 (OP)

Fake and gay show tits or GTFO


59017c (21)  No.4142095

File (hide): af8c6e65c43c357⋯.png (86.53 KB, 180x251, 180:251, af8.png) (h) (u)


d01150 (33)  No.4142106


d01150 (33)  No.4142116


ff20aa (10)  No.4142127>>4142218

>>4141837

Where's mah loops


d01150 (33)  No.4142142

File (hide): d2363b479fb72c4⋯.webm (2.65 MB, 960x1200, 4:5, 1542711592565.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


d01150 (33)  No.4142153

File (hide): 6f25deea7c00565⋯.webm (2.91 MB, 640x350, 64:35, 1541704078223.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


34889f (2)  No.4142164

File (hide): 7e636cc3b909cb2⋯.png (12.11 KB, 200x187, 200:187, Sweating.png) (h) (u)


d01150 (33)  No.4142165

File (hide): a1858d6a623248c⋯.mp4 (6 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Pigmi Dance.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


4f39c3 (3)  No.4142170

>>4140827 (OP)

Why are none of you cucks here for Mongolian Fingerpainting?


c64f5e (13)  No.4142178>>4142228 >>4142357 >>4142565

File (hide): 8ba05166f47b0c9⋯.gif (4.01 MB, 640x480, 4:3, hahahaha.gif) (h) (u)

>>4140827 (OP)

>1 post by this ID

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

muh fucking sides


c64f5e (13)  No.4142213

>>4142093

that's THE happy marxist


bd2fa8 (1)  No.4142214

File (hide): f12191eaaa814de⋯.jpg (9.54 KB, 255x191, 255:191, gayyyy.jpg) (h) (u)


2164f2 (3)  No.4142218

>>4142127

keep using sage, see how that works out for you, dipshit.


3071ed (14)  No.4142228

File (hide): d2f76ccfd60198e⋯.jpg (9.11 KB, 189x292, 189:292, d2f.jpg) (h) (u)


c64f5e (13)  No.4142233>>4142242


d01150 (33)  No.4142236

File (hide): e55d787ecbddeea⋯.webm (1.95 MB, 460x612, 115:153, 1541729133103.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


c64f5e (13)  No.4142242

>>4142233

it's fucking Whitaker anyway


9c4ddf (6)  No.4142245

File (hide): 74a9d6cb7064f9c⋯.jpg (249.21 KB, 1333x792, 1333:792, mud.jpg) (h) (u)

Someone ate 1 too many mud cookies


59017c (21)  No.4142248

File (hide): b27a771d69dfb1d⋯.jpg (297.62 KB, 603x700, 603:700, super_saiyan_hitler_by_uno….jpg) (h) (u)


9c1fcd (1)  No.4142258

>>4139025

Nothing can stop what is coming.

Nothing.

Unless well known cucks like fox cuck yet again.

In which case, we're fucked, the plan goes to shit, the swamp wins, we lose, and anons are all shipped to the reeducation camps with the special showers.

Nothing can stop what is coming. Nothing. Except the entirely predictable. If the obvious thing happens….

BOOM

We're even more fucked. I can't get the taste of that dead CIA nigger's balls out of my mouth.


59017c (21)  No.4142269

File (hide): fd24ef3433c65aa⋯.jpg (26.33 KB, 415x614, 415:614, Super-Aryan-Hitler.jpg) (h) (u)


772a15 (7)  No.4142284

File (hide): 75d6ca6744a855f⋯.gif (912.52 KB, 500x500, 1:1, xbRjU-1.gif) (h) (u)

File (hide): cde0f340230098d⋯.gif (373.46 KB, 364x355, 364:355, afigV.gif) (h) (u)

File (hide): 14a36d6bdef2d39⋯.jpg (129.81 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault_5.jpg) (h) (u)

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File (hide): 7d8f885e1c87b50⋯.gif (345.72 KB, 400x281, 400:281, tumblr_ofullnmZw31tki7xko4….gif) (h) (u)


59017c (21)  No.4142287

The lulz here… it's over NEIN THOUSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


d01150 (33)  No.4142300

File (hide): cf93f0b4844393e⋯.webm (485.09 KB, 320x180, 16:9, 1540264976897.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


c64f5e (13)  No.4142315>>4142345

Acting Attorney General, Mathew Whitaker,

Sir, I offer the DOJ my services. I am an retired lawyer, having litigated for 10 years. I ran for the US Senate here in California, but lost the CA 6/5 primary. I am 64 years of age, but have a good 12-15 years of focus intellectual capacity, and should live another 30 years.

Q sent me, WWG1WGA, to volunteer for service, at the DOJ. I understand in great depth, Trump's Struggle against the Deep State. I am exceedingly well informed, and would like to assist you and the DOJ.

If you are interested in a loyal citizen lawyer to assist your efforts at the DOJ, please kindly advise.

Shlomo McShekelstein, BS JD, ShlomoMcShekelstein@shekels.com

If anyone can get this message to Q, please do so. Tired of sitting on the bench. Time to Rally! https://www.facebook.com/public/Shlomo-McShekelstein-Goy

THAT'S A REAL FB URL, FUKKEN KEK


d01150 (33)  No.4142322

File (hide): a4cfa1ebfa986ee⋯.mp4 (6.64 MB, 640x298, 320:149, Snake Plissken vs. Knife T….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


3071ed (14)  No.4142345

File (hide): 31b0035956ef891⋯.jpg (21.1 KB, 321x490, 321:490, 5d0.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4142315

>Shlomo McShekelstein


59017c (21)  No.4142353

File (hide): c9b348ffc0d2939⋯.jpg (63.65 KB, 592x394, 296:197, ceAVU6p.jpg) (h) (u)


ff20aa (10)  No.4142357>>4142565

File (hide): e0a9b7fa0a19507⋯.png (181.52 KB, 370x551, 370:551, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


59017c (21)  No.4142402

File (hide): 51a1590c6f31537⋯.gif (27.98 KB, 320x384, 5:6, kikeroach.gif) (h) (u)


d01150 (33)  No.4142425

File (hide): ea2ef27a41e8819⋯.webm (3.9 MB, 550x310, 55:31, 1543194668081.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


c64f5e (13)  No.4142464

File (hide): 5a919a0ad601867⋯.png (626.53 KB, 1063x813, 1063:813, 5a919a0ad6018673d76d2aeb47….png) (h) (u)

>>4140827 (OP)

>Tired of sitting on the bench

That's a lawfag pun isn't it?


59017c (21)  No.4142472

File (hide): c108a989af4fd78⋯.jpg (2.45 MB, 3000x1797, 1000:599, nuke_by_yarigrafight-d9x2d….jpg) (h) (u)


59017c (21)  No.4142503

File (hide): 6bbc91be1da1aa9⋯.jpg (113.7 KB, 800x626, 400:313, cameltoe.jpg) (h) (u)

Here's some cameltoe for ya.


3071ed (14)  No.4142545

File (hide): d0be201b4307f7c⋯.jpg (43.77 KB, 680x675, 136:135, ab2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4140827 (OP)

Q is busy. Talk to Bobby.


d01150 (33)  No.4142552

File (hide): ac9793355a08a88⋯.webm (4.2 MB, 202x360, 101:180, ac9793355a08a88fe91d5173b….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


ff20aa (10)  No.4142565

File (hide): cfe3bee730466fa⋯.png (233.71 KB, 424x635, 424:635, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>4140827 (OP)

>>4142178

>>4142357

OP on fire tonight.


59017c (21)  No.4142569

File (hide): 74f06a99c586ed9⋯.jpg (89.65 KB, 900x900, 1:1, niggermeme.jpg) (h) (u)


9c4ddf (6)  No.4142578>>4142612

BUT, BUT, BUT…"Q sent me, WWG1WGA, to volunteer for service, at the DOJ."


bf9a4e (5)  No.4142597

File (hide): faf40a498080500⋯.jpg (175.66 KB, 450x372, 75:62, NigToe.jpg) (h) (u)

Sir, for your brave and honorable service, please accept this humble ashy ass nigger toe.


d01150 (33)  No.4142599

File (hide): 147a02784f80284⋯.mp4 (4.35 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 147a02784f8028457adc786fd7….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


c64f5e (13)  No.4142612>>4142630

>>4142578

>Q sent me

<Q sent me

I don't have social media, so don't know exactly when that started

but I've always thought it's dumb


d01150 (33)  No.4142622

File (hide): 5a57093a8fdce87⋯.mp4 (1.01 MB, 480x480, 1:1, 5a57093a8fdce87f1ddb362652….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


ff20aa (10)  No.4142630>>4142663

>>4142612

OP not a big social guy apparently.


59017c (21)  No.4142631

File (hide): 6dc501d25a6e281⋯.jpg (108.85 KB, 1024x932, 256:233, angelpepe.jpg) (h) (u)


59017c (21)  No.4142648

File (hide): 00fbd3be56a54eb⋯.jpg (183.55 KB, 1414x2121, 2:3, pepechrist.jpg) (h) (u)


d01150 (33)  No.4142651

File (hide): 99f63c7aa6a61a0⋯.mp4 (7.29 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 99f63c7aa6a61a04b2ae9db1c4….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


d01150 (33)  No.4142661

File (hide): f3a64bb77d31033⋯.webm (3.98 MB, 720x896, 45:56, f3a64bb77d3103373176dd288….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


c64f5e (13)  No.4142663

>>4142630

it's a real FB page, don't have one so can't check it out further

>born in either '53 or '54

pretty much explains the OP


59017c (21)  No.4142673

File (hide): 0c830c17ca4d7d4⋯.jpg (21.47 KB, 563x542, 563:542, devilpepe.jpg) (h) (u)


d01150 (33)  No.4142679

File (hide): f52d1b930c1e810⋯.mp4 (1.03 MB, 636x360, 53:30, f52d1b930c1e81086e5b7436f4….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


bf9a4e (5)  No.4142687

File (hide): d9f6b7909c2dc53⋯.png (327.57 KB, 366x512, 183:256, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

He's pretty.


d01150 (33)  No.4142699

File (hide): 11006f3961cdeea⋯.mp4 (7.73 MB, 480x270, 16:9, 11006f3961cdeea09a4193f30e….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


6a83f7 (1)  No.4142702>>4142752

File (hide): 4ae4f3d0ff1ee3c⋯.png (2.21 MB, 1826x1060, 913:530, Screenshot 2018-12-03 22.3….png) (h) (u)

Q - This pic may not be JFK Jr. but we have posted others. I know this much about you Q. If it was not true you would have by now said RIP JFK Jr. at least so that we could move on.


d01150 (33)  No.4142709

File (hide): 2556ec00fb759c8⋯.mp4 (4.44 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2556ec00fb759c80851791d4d2….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


59017c (21)  No.4142715>>4142896

File (hide): c6acb88bddd74e0⋯.gif (498.8 KB, 387x305, 387:305, warmagepepe.gif) (h) (u)

they don't call me the war mage of /fringe/ for nothing.


d01150 (33)  No.4142729

File (hide): 7697bbb3e407a94⋯.mp4 (557.43 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 7697bbb3e407a949916e7139ff….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


c64f5e (13)  No.4142752

>>4142702

are you being serious or shitposting?


d01150 (33)  No.4142795

File (hide): 31c78d61593f9bb⋯.webm (2.66 MB, 426x240, 71:40, 1539419860128.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


3071ed (14)  No.4142812

>>4140827 (OP)

HEY YOU

What makes you think you actually deserve a pure girl? What have you done to earn the privilege of being her first and only? Its almost like you think you deserve gold just for being alive. On top of this, what kind of girl would settle for less? A guy who does nothing, thinks he is owed everything and gives nothing back? You arent even funny or nice. You are cynical and cruel just to mask your hurt. Others were mean to you so you ran away yet feel owed. Society doesn't owe you what you were to weak to stick around for. Everyone else dealt with the trials in their lives and are better for it. You ran. You do not deserve what people who tried deserve. You deserve to be relegated to trash. To the kinds of women who do settle.


d01150 (33)  No.4142816

File (hide): 6ff7a399c1dd002⋯.webm (2.92 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1537906038394.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


59017c (21)  No.4142819

File (hide): 3606a9510db2b4a⋯.jpg (40.13 KB, 500x454, 250:227, fuckthesystem.jpg) (h) (u)


bf9a4e (5)  No.4142838

File (hide): 4181fdbef73f70a⋯.png (288.98 KB, 500x389, 500:389, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

My God. Derrick is on FIRE.


59017c (21)  No.4142877

File (hide): bd1a256c14a5afb⋯.jpg (107.99 KB, 640x640, 1:1, apeshit.jpg) (h) (u)


772a15 (7)  No.4142882

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

3071ed (14)  No.4142885>>4142966 >>4143047

No fap challenge: year 80

I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. I’m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i’m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.


ff20aa (10)  No.4142896

>>4142715

Nice pentagrams anon.


59017c (21)  No.4142923

File (hide): f560655d9a77300⋯.jpg (36.99 KB, 528x280, 66:35, apeshit2.jpg) (h) (u)


bf9a4e (5)  No.4142927

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I am so there. So fucking THERE. Rally, babe. Do it. DO IT. What a rush!


3071ed (14)  No.4142930

Own a musket for home defense

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


d01150 (33)  No.4142963

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9c4ddf (6)  No.4142966

>>4142885

>Be Me

>Achieve victory by never nutting in 80 years

>Have a wet dream on my death bed


d01150 (33)  No.4142981

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d01150 (33)  No.4142998

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d01150 (33)  No.4143007

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3071ed (14)  No.4143042

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Family Fued

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH… HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy… one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says… the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end


ff20aa (10)  No.4143047

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>>4142885

Place this on your nut sack and fap till death for good luck Gramps. Also gma wont get covered when you ascend to No Fapeaven. Sweet dreams


d01150 (33)  No.4143049

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d01150 (33)  No.4143085

File (hide): 1e04d7552bcb92a⋯.mp4 (7.09 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1e04d7552bcb92ad8a7bb75fee….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


bf9a4e (5)  No.4143096

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For a healthy sheen. Fap on my feet.


3071ed (14)  No.4143156>>4143240

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>be me

>get really stoned yesterday afternoon

>decide I REALLY want some McNuggets

>stumble on down to the McDonalds

>get a brilliant idea

>I can have "giant" McNuggets if I just order McChicken patties by themselves instead

>place an order for 6 McChicken nuggets placed in a McNugget box, and plenty of honey mustard sauce on the side

>suddenly realize how weirdly specific and insane my order sounds to the person behind the counter

>person at the counter sees I am clearly stoned and is desperately to keep a straight face and failing

>I look around a bit and realize there are two cops standing right behind me, giving me a "wtf" look and chuckling

>i feel paranoid as fuck that they're going to give me a hard time about being so stoned in public

>i get my food and one of them tells me "just go home, right now" while shaking his head and also trying really hard to keep a straight face

>go home and enjoy my "giant McNuggets" like a king


d01150 (33)  No.4143198

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c64f5e (13)  No.4143240

File (hide): 952512bc18a8e92⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1500x813, 500:271, kek.png) (h) (u)


d01150 (33)  No.4143257

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3071ed (14)  No.4143320

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>>4140827 (OP)

>garbage men are refusing to take my piss jugs again

Can you help me out here, Mathew?


d01150 (33)  No.4143347

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c64f5e (13)  No.4143367

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>>4140827 (OP)

>still 1 post by this ID


c64f5e (13)  No.4143517>>4143561

File (hide): 6916bd5f211a0e1⋯.png (124.22 KB, 680x680, 1:1, ackchyually.png) (h) (u)

If you pinned this, and kept it bumped, newfags would post here instead of relentlessly shitting up meta


3071ed (14)  No.4143561>>4143602

>>4143517

Is that a dare?


3071ed (14)  No.4143563

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3071ed (14)  No.4143565

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3071ed (14)  No.4143572

File (hide): 568adda32f3990c⋯.png (167.59 KB, 1024x604, 256:151, DMXhMLHPtw9B8gXILZnLMIEB79….png) (h) (u)


3071ed (14)  No.4143585

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c64f5e (13)  No.4143602

>>4143561

>meta is pinned

>usually bumped to the first in index.catalog

>newfags post in it

it's just the only logical explanation I can come up with

still don't get it


65b6e8 (1)  No.4144196

I hereby pledge to support At. GEN Whittaker on any livestream chat, day or night


ea7fff (1)  No.4378562

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.




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