I'm thinking the Feds are taking a breather from videos of them raping white infants, you know to, uh, ah, entrap Nazis for watching it or being in the same house as someone who owned the same brand of computer as someone who watched it once, maybe
WHITE SUPREMACIST NEO NAZI AR15 ASSAULT AUTOMATIC RACIST RIFLE. Sorry, FBITourette's kicking in there.
Anyway, they may be just faking the deaths of important witnesses in advance so they can safely shuttle them off to Gitmo and wring information from them with chocolates, wine, and nice walks on the beach, instead of people thinking they are actually alive and talking, so they have to sextuple security to protect them.
Hey, Feds, curious how many infants you have to rape to get promoted. Do you get extra points for sneaking into a hospital and raping the kid while it's being born? How many (boilerplate neonazi shit above) have you actually caught doing anything illegal?
Just to let you know, before Donald Trump is done, we are going to be hanging you in public. You may want to retire early. Very early.
And if you have citizenship, de facto or otherwise, in another country, you are better of moving there NOW.