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cf48cd (2) No.315106>>315114 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

tl;dr read the fucking title.

>Sneak up on unicorn

>Unicorn senses your intention to fuck her shit up

>LOL LEVITATED AWAY

>Teleports behind you

>*unsheathes telekinetic blade*

>nothing personnel kid

This invariably happens every single time I get remotely close to a unicorn. What the fuck is this shit? What kind of crack were the devs smoking when they decided this? The Earth Pony is supposed to be the CQC class, right? So who the fuck thought it would be a great idea to give the unicorn, supposedly a "glass cannon", a direct (non-orthogonal) counter to CQC combat, as if they didn't already have enough ranged attacks to keep you from getting close to them in the first place, which was literally the entire intention (Need I remind you that they're the only class with baked-in ranged attacks that you CANNOT deflect unless--surprise, surprise you're a unicorn? It's almost as if the devs all only play one class or something…) And it turns out, it doesn't even matter how careful you are or how good your positioning is because a unicorn can just click her hooves together and go

>muh telepathy

and you're fucked! There's no positioning that will save you from

>I CAN LITERALLY AUTOMATICALLY SEE EVERYTHING

>b-b-but you can grow plants!

Not even combat-oriented, who gives a shit? And if you really are incapable of managing the water and the fertilizer that plants need or taking care of them properly, you can just go fishing; you don't even need the Earth Pony for food. And with a complicated enough spell, you could probably create your own automated farming magic anyways; leave that to the wizard autists. Even if you did need the Earth Pony for food, playing it is like being a medic. Literally nobody plays the medic class in any game that has it without some other external combat-oriented incentive, like cool guns or increased move speed. You know why? Because people play video games to have fun. And it's not fun to be sitting in the back of the crowd twiddling your hooves while waiting for

>ELITE UNICORN MASTER RACE

on the front line to kill everyone with telekinetic blade spam. And honestly, being able to grow plants feels more like some shitty arbitrary feature that the devs decided to throw in because they figured they should have some semblance of balance. But a semblance is just that.

>hmmm earth ponies can't really do shit

>I know, let's restrict the ability to grow plants just to earth ponies, that'll make it balanced

>yep sounds good to me!

>lol but earth ponies can pull heavy cannons

And with enough button mashing, a unicorn can carry three heavy cannons around with magical levitation. Furthermore, how much use is a cannon in 1v1 combat? Actually, there's another problem. Not only does the unicorn possess a hard counter to an entire class in a game where THERE ARE ONLY THREE CLASSES (no alicorns don't count) and YOUR CLASS IS LOCKED FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE ROUND, but some of its abilities directly overlap/replace core focuses of other classes. Take weather control, for example. Weather control, unlike growing apple trees, is actually an interesting ability because on top of giving pegasi the opportunity to conduct high-risk attacks like tornadoes it also gave them the ability for more complicated tactics through the redirection of fog and cloud barriers. And all of a sudden, the devs decided to hand this ability to unicorns? Are you fucking shitting me? And don't even get me started with self-levitation.

>muh magic

>oh by the way I can fly just like a pegasus

>lol lightning bolt from render distance, fuck you

>lol but key combos

I don't give a shit how many mouse buttons or keys you have to press to make a fireball or a lightning bolt. There's not even a reason to have the world of Equestria and all these objects you can interact with when a unicorn can just fucking go

>muh telekinesis!

>muh alchemy!

>muh time traveling!

>muh teleportation!

and literally become God.

Devs need to fix this shit. Literally unplayable 0/10.

2f7325 (1) No.315108>>315109

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cf48cd (2) No.315109

>>315108

-t. unicorn


821da3 (3) No.315114>>315115

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>>315106 (OP)

OP, you are just butthurt because you have no idea how to spec your char properly.

Half the ridicolous shit you've described has ever been seen accomplished by two unicorn unicorns with God-tier stats, one of which sucked enough of admin cock to be upgraded into an alicorn; the other half you just pulled out of your ass. (Telepathy? Time travel? Please link me some gameplay footage of those, would you?. And alchemy is available to all classes, you would know that if you weren't such a pathetic casual).

Consider that the game has some of the harshest rogue-like character generation in vidya history, with no means to improve your base stats ever and only one char per account. If you ever hope to cast any of those OP spells you've described, you need to:

>roll a unicorn

>either have maxed intelligence (check out sparkling_in_the_twilight's pre-alicornification build) or any other mental stat and the corresponding trait which allows you to use it for spellcasting (see wowGlimGlam's build)

>roll "Magic" as your special talent, and it has to be pure magic, not "Magic Lore" or similar half-ass talents

You have better chance of winning the national lottery than playing as one of these god-nicorns.

>>b-b-but you can grow plants!

>Not even combat-oriented, who gives a shit?

It's true that agriculture has zero PvP and PvE value, but you fail to realize that that's by far not the main focus of the game. It's all about everyday survival first and foremost, and farming allows earth ponies to collectively hold the game's entire virtual economy by the throat, much more useful than being able to kill a pack of timberwolfs at will. If you want to compete with earth ponies as a unicorn in that department, you either need to be one of the lucky turbo-wizards or have a plant-related talent, in which case kiss your precious little laser beams and neon katanas goodbye. Same goes for weather control.

>THERE ARE ONLY THREE CLASSES

Again, shows what a noob you are. I can guarantee you that an earth pony with the Royal Guard prestige class will kick a random unicorn's ass 99 times out of 100.

>Devs need to fix this shit. Literally unplayable 0/10

You need ti git gud. Literally zero arguments/10.


cbf456 (2) No.315115>>315116

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>>315114

>Unicorns can't into plant magic

>It's true that agriculture has zero PvP and PvE value,

Git gud


821da3 (3) No.315116>>315118

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>>315115

That's not agriculture, that's rape vines. Huge difference.


cbf456 (2) No.315118>>315119

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>>315116

That is obviously a potted plant manipulated with magic you fucking n00b, not the draconequis rapevines your screenshot show.

Lern 2 paly!


821da3 (3) No.315119

>>315118

The webm clearly demonstrates the Mutate Plant: Rape Vines spell, while the gif shows the Accelerate Growth spell.

Do your homework sweatie.


0ecd05 (1) No.315120

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Unicorns will be nerfed in G5, don't worry. Earth pone will reign supreme.




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