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09304f  No.312232

The Parent Map

New episode will be broadcast on Saturday @ 11:30am Eastern (UTC -4) on Discovery Family. (Community streams may vary in programming choices prior to the episode).

Dailymotion link: DM has been shit for a while, Mega instead: https://mega.nz/embed#!cLhXURaK!C1emsfEXBuZn9mUnBBp8LdTzaAJtqcmi7uk8hSVC2sQ

Summary:

"Starlight and Sunburst haven’t visited their parents in a long time, but when they are called by the map to return to their hometown, they discover their parents are at the center of a friendship problem they need to solve." - Discovery Family

Chatrooms:

- This thread (duh)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary (Official)

- https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/pone/ (Unofficial)

- http://bronytv.net/stream (Alternate)

Streams List:

(Recommended)

- http://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary

- http://bronytv.net/stream

(Alternate)

- http://www.bronystate.net/

- http://www.livestream.com/otakuascendedlive

- http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-brony-network

- http://equestria.tv/r/cmc_clubhouse

Oh boy, it's time to Glim the Glam, we love these episodes, don't we? I don't know what it is, I used to be able to write paragraphs of material on each episode before it even aired, thinking of the opportunities that could eventuate based off of a simple synopsis. I don't know whether it's that the episode premises are getting worse, their descriptions are getting worse or if I'm just sort of waiting around for the show to die and my heart isn't really in it anymore. We are on borrowed time.

I'd still bang Sunburst's mom, tho.

Enjoy!

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adc2e5  No.312233

>>312232

>I'd still bang Sunburst's mom, tho

That's all we can really hope for, is good porn. it's all that's left.


c6b958  No.312238

File: 669d42e17b8af33⋯.png (338.33 KB, 534x550, 267:275, 1515463621412.png)

>it's the Stellar Flare episode

get ready for more milf porn


0c3a67  No.312241

>>312238

porn is bad and clop is wrong


d61604  No.312244


0c3a67  No.312245

>>312244

Sorry sir, this is a Christian board, so no clop


637ca5  No.312257

>>312238

Oh wow, I can see the porn of her already.


ea8f82  No.312261

>>312232

>Oh boy, it's time to Glim the Glam, we love these episodes, don't we?

i want them to fuck already.


bfcbdb  No.312264

File: 1cabcb6428813ca⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 736.77 KB, 1500x1083, 500:361, 1513494670163.png)


a90a31  No.312293

File: 6e4cee158347e57⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 115.68 KB, 472x402, 236:201, 1609700__explicit_artist-c….png)

File: 15f71a9c3f73391⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 623.52 KB, 1000x700, 10:7, 1619611__explicit_artist-c….png)

File: 42337a482f619b8⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.1 MB, 4000x4000, 1:1, 1610341__explicit_artist-c….png)

File: d40d1565b8be033⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 447.75 KB, 2000x2325, 80:93, 1612862__explicit_alternat….png)

>>312264

One thing the new seasons have been good for lately is all the new delicious milfs they've introduced.


b5443c  No.312301

File: 877c4a7765fe8da⋯.jpg (19.11 KB, 170x236, 85:118, 1432217718223.jpg)

>ugh! dad! we are in an important friendship mission!


0f9c5a  No.312304

>>312301

Fucking love this trope.

Also an embarrassed glim makes me happy as well.

CUTE PONIES DOING CUTE THINGS


b5443c  No.312305

File: 5fd1028be4fbf71⋯.png (923.52 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Screenshot from 2018-05-05….png)

what a bunch of ungrateful fucking brats


475584  No.312306

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

I liked edgy teen Glimmer's room but I was expecting more of a communist Ray Finkle.


ca3480  No.312307

7/10. Would hit that horse milf.


d5a792  No.312308

Ok, review time. Spoilers obviously for the faggots that didn't catch it live.

<it's a glimmer episode

<it's a glimmer and soycuck the wizard episode

<the stream was shit before jumping to an alt so I missed some of it

>bullymilf was there

<both glimmer's father and sunburst's mother gave off an incestuous vibe toward their kids

>glimmer's father sounded a bit like otacon

<tradition is bad goy look at this fictional thing we made up where bread was pretty much rock haha traditionalists btfo

>it at least shat on modern jewish consumerism and "you don't need fruit goy drink this fruit-replacement beverage instead" too

<it's a glimmer episode

<the twist of it the problem to solve being relationship with parents is visible from a mile away

>glimmer and sunburst get utterly blown the fuck out the entire time

<> it's like the writers infiltrated the discord and came out with the idea to make references to pit/stench/SNIFFF memes

<some of the animation anthros the shit out of the characters, mainly glimmer

Remember when the characters would do little horse things in the animations? Whinnying would occasionally happen? Little details like that.


0f9c5a  No.312310

>>312308

There was a whinny though. Although I agree with the review.

It was a fun ep and I'm happy for it.

I LOVED glim was btfo the whole time though.


ff2c42  No.312315

Dailymotion embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>312232

DM link


ff2c42  No.312320

File: b57e6e73bfa1545⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 63564767745345.png)


81a365  No.312322

File: cf1aa2881ba5d82⋯.gif (3.23 MB, 826x464, 413:232, squish.gif)

>chipmunk cheeks


f4b694  No.312330

>>312322

>Hello sir, how does it feel to help your wife in making and giving birth to your daughter who almost destroyed all of equestria in multiple occasions and almost destroyed the flow of time?


770733  No.312334

File: 709a6239f0fe49e⋯.png (197.99 KB, 764x428, 191:107, its hard, like a rock.png)

>>312308

>soycuck the wizard episode

>not chad "pussy destroyer" the wizard

smh tbh fam


67aa0c  No.312345

that was the worst train foley I've ever heard.

>can i speak to your manager

>chocolate vape

>FUCKING HOA RRRRRREEEEEEEE

>when you have to make your friend's parent hook up with yours

their parents are the worst, not self aware

rating: gay/10


3c730b  No.312380

File: 0b709d5e3fa50ed⋯.png (21.4 KB, 128x128, 1:1, glimglim.png)

>Starlight and Sunburst were both raised by single parents.

That explains a lot.

>Starlight and her dad both had the "re-do her childhood to fix her adulthood" idea.

>Starlight doesn't like her dad touching her.

>Sunburst's mom tries to cut his goatee, and he's apparently used to this.

Christ, these ponies are dysfunctional.

Is Starlight's dad also Spike's dad? That's gonna make things awkward back at the castle.

I was hoping Starlight would say "WE'RE the friendship problem."

>>312238

Stellar's mouth is really something special.


b9dbdd  No.312381

>>312334

The "soyX" thing has gotten out of control, it is like "rape" for feminazis, now these people use it for everything.


be4f89  No.312385

File: 111dafe3bed911c⋯.png (47.8 KB, 249x252, 83:84, 1510544367438.png)

>>312232

TANK YOU MIZZ GLIMMER FOR ANOTHER GOOD EPISODE. UPVOTE BEST PONY REDDITORS! WOW


d5a792  No.312387

>>312381

>t. soycuck

The character's voice is the opposite of masculine.


8bdee8  No.312409

File: c803862bebdbc51⋯.jpeg (450.54 KB, 1077x1142, 1077:1142, c803862bebdbc51422deda82e….jpeg)

>>312381

>not joining based Soyboy Gang

I bet you have never even fried tofu.


83c3c7  No.312411

>>312409

>Hitler told Joseph Goebbels that he intended to convert Germany to vegetarianism

was this in same book as the holocoaster?


3c730b  No.312413

>>312387

>implying soy has anything to do with voice


d5a792  No.312414

>>312413

>implying it doesn't

Hormones affect that shit.


3c730b  No.312420

>>312414

Testosterone affects voice deepening. Estrogen doesn't.


99c480  No.312494

Hold the fuck up.

Houyhnhnms Guide to Magical Arcana?

Is that a fucking Johnathan Swift reference? Is Sunburst about to make a modest proposal?

And be honest, how here actually got that reference off the bat?


f46640  No.312495

File: cda30f635d750cf⋯.png (227.73 KB, 500x291, 500:291, ClipboardImage.png)

>>312494

oh shit nice catch


a0fdd5  No.312497

>>312380

>Starlight and Sunburst were both raised by single parents

>implying mom and dad didnt die after they went separate ways

>>312494

im just here for the horse pussy


0deb8d  No.312555

>>312497

Sunburst had a dad


73f369  No.312571

It was an okay episode I guess. It does have interesting bits, like the fact that both Starlight and Sunburst were apparently raised by single parents. Or a quick shot of teenage Glim Glam's room.

How many ponies in the world know about the friendship map? I was surprised Sunburst did. This is the first time a character is summoned to Ponyville from so far away. How many horses around Equestria suddenly get a glowing butt tattoo and are utterly lost about what it could mean?

Unrelated, but I'm currently rewatching all the episodes and have just watched The Saddle Row Review. The disco in Grannies Gone Wild reuses the music played in Club Pony Party Palace. That's just lazy. TSRR also had a lot of poor animation. Oh, and since the beginning of… season 6 I think, there has been increasingly more ponies wearing clothes, even though they supposedly don't normally do that, according to an ancient quote from season 1 or 2. Every pony in Sire's Hollow wears some clothes now. None of them did in The Cutie Re-Mark.


475584  No.312589

>>312571

"``We`` don't normally wear clothes." Equestria is divided heavily on the topic of nudism, with Ponyville having a clear political alignment. Due to horseshoe theory, Starlight's village was also nudist. It's not like "we" referred to ponies in general, since most of the other species have even less affinity for clothing.


3c730b  No.312609

File: dd6f804795093f3⋯.png (783.98 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, S5E26.png)

>>312555

Oh, so he did. I wonder if they divorced while he was away at school.


4ba548  No.312621

>>312571

That's because as horses become more clothed the show gets worse, which is why a fully anatomically correct edit of every episode would make the show better.


c8fe8b  No.312633

>>312621

I hate to beat the dead horse that is Faust, but it was Faust who passively rejected things like clothes. From the earliest excerpts of the show bible, she articulated that she wanted ponies to be like people, but with horsey twists to everything they do. Their homes were made of hay, their fences weren't actually fences but corrals, they put flowers in their salads, whinnied when startled, and normally wore saddles instead of full blown clothes. Now that Faust is gone, nobody on the creative team seems interested in keeping up that image. The writers, the animators, and the directors, treat ponies like "not-people", or humans that walk on four legs. I honestly don't know the last time an episode was written that employed the fact that they were horses, so that you couldn't replace every character with a human and get the exact same result.




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