You suddenly wake up in eqestria,you have become a pony, and you are opposite your gender. Whats the first thing you do?

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Anonymous 03/16/18 (Fri) 19:31:58 87921d No.308408

You suddenly wake up in eqestria,you have become a pony, and you are opposite your gender.

Whats the first thing you do?

Anonymous 03/16/18 (Fri) 19:36:02 683a40 No.308409

trip over my hooves when I try to stand up.

Anonymous 03/16/18 (Fri) 19:44:58 493dbb No.308410

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>>308408

Masturbate vigorously.

Anonymous 03/16/18 (Fri) 19:52:08 becb74 No.308414

>>308412

pls read the rules

Anonymous 03/16/18 (Fri) 20:06:23 493dbb No.308417

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>>308414

I forget spoilering nsfw images all the time too, but luckily 8chan allows you to delete your posts immediately once you notice a mistake.

Speaking of deleting mistakes, why does 4chan prevent you from deleting a message until it has been on the board for a few minutes? And why does it then make it impossible to delete a message when it's been there too long?

Anonymous 03/16/18 (Fri) 20:12:54 d53f26 No.308419

>>308417

Because people used it to claim that mods where deleting shit without reason. But now they actually are deleting shit for no reason other than to abuse their power, so.

Anonymous 03/16/18 (Fri) 20:45:55 e862ce No.308424

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>>308410

The only real option.

Anonymous 03/16/18 (Fri) 22:07:15 fb0888 No.308439

>>308408

I'd jump off a bridge, as I have no desire to be female.

Anonymous 03/16/18 (Fri) 22:09:22 d6a270 No.308441

>>308439

What are you, gay? Being a qt mare is like the hottest thing ever. Getting railed by musky stallions dail in and day out, swallowing their powerful cocks and getting your insides filled.

Anonymous 03/16/18 (Fri) 22:12:59 e862ce No.308446

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>>308439

>not liking dick

fucking fag

Anonymous 03/16/18 (Fri) 23:00:43 cdaf33 No.308459

>>308408

Ebin PTS bait thread OP. I'm sure you'll make it on there this time.

Anonymous 03/17/18 (Sat) 02:43:13 6d2644 No.308509

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>>308408

I begin crusading for my cutie mark. I doubt that I could find a way to live without one.

Anonymous 03/17/18 (Sat) 12:32:31 f9b787 No.308612

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>>308441

You know, you actually sound more excited about taking cocks than actually being a mare.

Anonymous 03/17/18 (Sat) 15:17:08 20928f No.308641

>>308612

That's the joke.

Anonymous 03/17/18 (Sat) 16:14:47 e862ce No.308648

I unironically want a trap to fuck me in the ass. Traps aren't gay so it's alright.

Anonymous 03/18/18 (Sun) 04:47:19 1091c0 No.308746

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>>308408

Struggle to use my newfound limbs, maybe cry a little out of joy, marvel at my feminine voice, then go to Twilight's place of residence to ask for help and provide my story. Presumably figure out how to not starve with her help. Oh yeah, and then lock myself in the bathroom to figure out how the horse pussy works, assuming I'm not featureless. If there's nothing down there I'd ask the smart horse how reproduction is done.

Anonymous 03/18/18 (Sun) 07:48:20 62d555 No.308754

>>308408

The better question is how long would your lesbian phase last?

Anonymous 03/18/18 (Sun) 10:46:07 e062a1 No.308758

Die a virgin

Anonymous 03/18/18 (Sun) 10:47:49 e062a1 No.308759

>>308441

Didn't know there were any Sweds on /pone/

Anonymous 03/18/18 (Sun) 11:14:46 6b71d6 No.308760

Been there, done that for the first two. The third would probably be suicide tbh. Trannydom at any level is undesirable.

Anonymous 03/18/18 (Sun) 16:03:03 fd3718 No.308784

>>308754

Thousands of years.

Anonymous 03/18/18 (Sun) 16:34:16 e862ce No.308786

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>>308754

>>308784

A thousand year lesbian reign/phase. Shit sounds glorious.

Anonymous 03/18/18 (Sun) 18:39:26 fd3718 No.308797

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>>308786

Not thousand, thousands. You think I only want one millennium with my face in horsevag?

Anonymous 03/18/18 (Sun) 19:24:17 e862ce No.308800

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>>308797

Imagine being forced to eat horsevag day in and day out. God, what I'd do to be in such a situation. Having to serve any mare that wanted you to lick her. Consensual would work to but I prefer noncon.

Anonymous 03/18/18 (Sun) 19:34:11 e862ce No.308803

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>>308800

Like image having this bitchy milf (Stellar Flare) walk up to you and demand you eat her out. Would you run away?

Anonymous 03/18/18 (Sun) 19:39:31 fd3718 No.308804

>>308800

>>308803

>femdomfaggots

I don't understand you people.

Anonymous 03/18/18 (Sun) 19:41:00 6b71d6 No.308805

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>>308803

>dreamworksface

Anonymous 03/18/18 (Sun) 19:46:11 e862ce No.308806

>>308804

Not into domination? Like, not even just alittle?

Anonymous 03/18/18 (Sun) 19:48:34 fd3718 No.308807

>>308806

The idea of a female with power disgusts me.

Anonymous 03/18/18 (Sun) 19:57:48 e862ce No.308809

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>>308807

C'mon stop being an insecure fag and let your waifu ride your face like a good slut.

Anonymous 03/18/18 (Sun) 19:58:59 d6a270 No.308811

>>308809

cute

Anonymous 03/18/18 (Sun) 20:35:35 fb0888 No.308816

>>308806

Some people don't make a habit of gulping down gallons of soy per day like you.

Anonymous 03/18/18 (Sun) 20:43:42 fd3718 No.308817

>>308809

I'd love to eat her out but only because a transfigured ape tongue conquering horsevag appeals to me. I would sooner kill myself than be sexually dominated by a woman.

Anonymous 03/19/18 (Mon) 07:12:49 1062d6 No.308910

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>>308817

What if it's a woman with a penis?

Anonymous 03/19/18 (Mon) 08:23:05 c6a68e No.308929

>>308910

>boobs on chest

you had ONE job

Seriously though is there any art of futa/herm with crotchtits because I have yet to see any

Anonymous 03/19/18 (Mon) 18:17:41 fd3718 No.308976

>>308910

No such thing, anon.

Anonymous 03/19/18 (Mon) 19:13:49 ca7fb5 No.308981

>>308929

i woud like to see some of that

Anonymous 03/19/18 (Mon) 20:37:23 967677 No.308989

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>>308929

I gotchu famalam

Anonymous 03/19/18 (Mon) 20:40:20 967677 No.308990

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>>308989

For those into more tasteful crotchteats

Anonymous 03/19/18 (Mon) 20:44:13 fb0888 No.308991

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>>308989

>>308990

Anonymous 03/19/18 (Mon) 20:45:42 967677 No.308992

>>308991

It's not gay if the dick is feminine ^:)

Anonymous 03/19/18 (Mon) 22:05:19 e862ce No.309003

>>308992

>It's not gay if the dick is feminine

Finally someone who understands.

Anonymous 03/19/18 (Mon) 22:20:02 5c7254 No.309006

>>308807

The idea of a female with political and social power disgusts me. However, the idea of a female with sexual domination power makes me fucking hard as diamonds.

Anonymous 03/19/18 (Mon) 22:21:10 5c7254 No.309008

>>308910

However, this makes me harder than the core of a neutron star.

Anonymous 03/20/18 (Tue) 03:05:06 f1a4bf No.309041

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>>308992

Anonymous 03/20/18 (Tue) 03:53:32 fd3718 No.309046

>>309006

You aren't a man.

Anonymous 03/20/18 (Tue) 03:56:08 5c7254 No.309049

>>309046

What am I then?

Anonymous 03/20/18 (Tue) 04:08:01 fd3718 No.309050

>>309049

A manlet.

Anonymous 03/20/18 (Tue) 04:09:42 5c7254 No.309051

>>309050

But I'm 6'0, I make the cutoff!

Anonymous 03/20/18 (Tue) 04:46:23 c6a68e No.309055

>>308990

>>308989

Thanks, didn't know I needed this until now. It's like all you could ever want in one convenient location.

Anonymous 03/20/18 (Tue) 04:50:54 fd3718 No.309056

>>309051

Not mine.

Anonymous 03/20/18 (Tue) 05:11:13 5c7254 No.309059

>>309056

You sure about that buddy? Get ready to throw hands, fucko

Anonymous 03/20/18 (Tue) 05:27:49 fd3718 No.309063

>>309059

I'm 6'5", so you'll have to forgive me for having absolutely no respect for you and your capabilities. It is my birthright.

Anonymous 03/20/18 (Tue) 06:10:59 474c2e No.309069

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>>309063

>superiority of the tall

That sounds about right.

Anonymous 03/20/18 (Tue) 11:59:10 a88a37 No.309091

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>>309069

Celestia confirmed for being a disguised Irken Invader.

Anonymous 03/21/18 (Wed) 08:38:22 4d47df No.309220

>>308408

acquire mirror

masturbate

Anonymous 03/27/18 (Tue) 07:45:17 e1e1dc No.309884

Attempt suicide immediately. Probably fail because cartoon.

>Chicks with dicks are just dudes with cunts. It looks stupid because it is stupid.

Anonymous 03/27/18 (Tue) 09:35:08 d6a270 No.309885

>>309884

>be qt mare

>be in equestria after dreaming about it forever

>end it

what's wrong with you?

Anonymous 03/28/18 (Wed) 09:11:15 6b71d6 No.309926

>>309885

This may surprise you, but most people, even those into pones, aren't keen on the idea of becoming a tranny.

Anonymous 03/28/18 (Wed) 21:16:17 498f5f No.309939

>>309884

>>309926

Nigger you wake up in a land of magic and there's one tiny hiccup and your first thought is to end it all? You don't look for a solution or at least admire the scenery?

Anonymous 03/28/18 (Wed) 21:32:22 fb0888 No.309941

>>309939

>one tiny hiccup

<one tiny hiccup

>one tiny hiccup

<one tiny hiccup

Anonymous 03/28/18 (Wed) 21:39:18 498f5f No.309942

>>309941

M A G I C E X I S T S

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Even if you had to be a girl forever, that's a preferable alternative to death. Just dont have sex if you're afraid of being gay.

Anonymous 03/29/18 (Thu) 18:50:06 b7d374 No.309994

>>308408

touch my boobs and ask myself how it happened?

Anonymous 03/29/18 (Thu) 19:35:31 493dbb No.309997

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>>309941

I'm really conservative when it comes to genders, but even I would be more happy about getting to equestria than pissed about having to learn sex with new genitals.

Anonymous 03/29/18 (Thu) 19:39:37 e0ff2d No.309998

>>309997

as long as I get to keep a dick I will be a happy stallion

Anonymous 03/29/18 (Thu) 21:09:37 d939aa No.310006

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