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You suddenly wake up in eqestria,you have become a pony, and you are opposite your gender.
Whats the first thing you do?
▶ 683a40 (1) No.308409
trip over my hooves when I try to stand up.
▶ 493dbb (3) No.308410>>308424
>>308408 (OP)
Masturbate vigorously.
▶ becb74 (1) No.308414>>308417
>>308412
pls read the rules
▶ 493dbb (3) No.308417>>308419
>>308414
I forget spoilering nsfw images all the time too, but luckily 8chan allows you to delete your posts immediately once you notice a mistake.
Speaking of deleting mistakes, why does 4chan prevent you from deleting a message until it has been on the board for a few minutes? And why does it then make it impossible to delete a message when it's been there too long?
▶ d53f26 (1) No.308419
>>308417
Because people used it to claim that mods where deleting shit without reason. But now they actually are deleting shit for no reason other than to abuse their power, so.
▶ e862ce (9) No.308424
>>308410
The only real option.
▶ fb0888 (4) No.308439>>308441 >>308446
>>308408 (OP)
I'd jump off a bridge, as I have no desire to be female.
▶ d6a270 (3) No.308441>>308612 >>308759
>>308439
What are you, gay? Being a qt mare is like the hottest thing ever. Getting railed by musky stallions dail in and day out, swallowing their powerful cocks and getting your insides filled.
▶ e862ce (9) No.308446
>>308439
>not liking dick
fucking fag
▶ cdaf33 (1) No.308459
>>308408 (OP)
Ebin PTS bait thread OP. I'm sure you'll make it on there this time.
▶ 6d2644 (1) No.308509
>>308408 (OP)
I begin crusading for my cutie mark. I doubt that I could find a way to live without one.
▶ f9b787 (1) No.308612>>308641
>>308441
You know, you actually sound more excited about taking cocks than actually being a mare.
▶ 20928f (1) No.308641
▶ e862ce (9) No.308648
I unironically want a trap to fuck me in the ass. Traps aren't gay so it's alright.
▶ 1091c0 (1) No.308746
>>308408 (OP)
Struggle to use my newfound limbs, maybe cry a little out of joy, marvel at my feminine voice, then go to Twilight's place of residence to ask for help and provide my story. Presumably figure out how to not starve with her help. Oh yeah, and then lock myself in the bathroom to figure out how the horse pussy works, assuming I'm not featureless. If there's nothing down there I'd ask the smart horse how reproduction is done.
▶ 62d555 (1) No.308754>>308784 >>308786
>>308408 (OP)
The better question is how long would your lesbian phase last?
▶ e062a1 (2) No.308758
▶ e062a1 (2) No.308759
>>308441
Didn't know there were any Sweds on /pone/
▶ 6b71d6 (4) No.308760
Been there, done that for the first two. The third would probably be suicide tbh. Trannydom at any level is undesirable.
▶ fd3718 (10) No.308784>>308786
>>308754
Thousands of years.
▶ e862ce (9) No.308786>>308797
>>308754
>>308784
A thousand year lesbian reign/phase. Shit sounds glorious.
▶ fd3718 (10) No.308797>>308800
>>308786
Not thousand, thousands. You think I only want one millennium with my face in horsevag?
▶ e862ce (9) No.308800>>308803 >>308804
>>308797
Imagine being forced to eat horsevag day in and day out. God, what I'd do to be in such a situation. Having to serve any mare that wanted you to lick her. Consensual would work to but I prefer noncon.
▶ e862ce (9) No.308803>>308804 >>308805
>>308800
Like image having this bitchy milf (Stellar Flare) walk up to you and demand you eat her out. Would you run away?
▶ fd3718 (10) No.308804>>308806
>>308800
>>308803
>femdomfaggots
I don't understand you people.
▶ e862ce (9) No.308806>>308807 >>308816
>>308804
Not into domination? Like, not even just alittle?
▶ fd3718 (10) No.308807>>308809 >>309006
>>308806
The idea of a female with power disgusts me.
▶ e862ce (9) No.308809>>308811 >>308817
>>308807
C'mon stop being an insecure fag and let your waifu ride your face like a good slut.
▶ d6a270 (3) No.308811
▶ fb0888 (4) No.308816
>>308806
Some people don't make a habit of gulping down gallons of soy per day like you.
▶ fd3718 (10) No.308817>>308910
>>308809
I'd love to eat her out but only because a transfigured ape tongue conquering horsevag appeals to me. I would sooner kill myself than be sexually dominated by a woman.
▶ 1062d6 (1) No.308910>>308929 >>308976 >>309008
>>308817
What if it's a woman with a penis?
▶ c6a68e (2) No.308929>>308981 >>308989
>>308910
>boobs on chest
you had ONE job
Seriously though is there any art of futa/herm with crotchtits because I have yet to see any
▶ fd3718 (10) No.308976
>>308910
No such thing, anon.
▶ ca7fb5 (1) No.308981
>>308929
i woud like to see some of that
▶ 967677 (3) No.308990>>308991 >>309055
>>308989
For those into more tasteful crotchteats
▶ 967677 (3) No.308992>>309003 >>309041
>>308991
It's not gay if the dick is feminine ^:)
▶ e862ce (9) No.309003
>>308992
>It's not gay if the dick is feminine
Finally someone who understands.
▶ 5c7254 (5) No.309006>>309046
>>308807
The idea of a female with political and social power disgusts me. However, the idea of a female with sexual domination power makes me fucking hard as diamonds.
▶ 5c7254 (5) No.309008
>>308910
However, this makes me harder than the core of a neutron star.
▶ fd3718 (10) No.309046>>309049
>>309006
You aren't a man.
▶ 5c7254 (5) No.309049>>309050
▶ fd3718 (10) No.309050>>309051
▶ 5c7254 (5) No.309051>>309056
>>309050
But I'm 6'0, I make the cutoff!
▶ c6a68e (2) No.309055
>>308990
>>308989
Thanks, didn't know I needed this until now. It's like all you could ever want in one convenient location.
▶ fd3718 (10) No.309056>>309059
▶ 5c7254 (5) No.309059>>309063
>>309056
You sure about that buddy? Get ready to throw hands, fucko
▶ fd3718 (10) No.309063>>309069
>>309059
I'm 6'5", so you'll have to forgive me for having absolutely no respect for you and your capabilities. It is my birthright.
▶ 474c2e (1) No.309069>>309091
>>309063
>superiority of the tall
That sounds about right.
▶ a88a37 (1) No.309091
>>309069
Celestia confirmed for being a disguised Irken Invader.
▶ 4d47df (1) No.309220
>>308408 (OP)
acquire mirror
masturbate
▶ e1e1dc (1) No.309884>>309885 >>309939
Attempt suicide immediately. Probably fail because cartoon.
>Chicks with dicks are just dudes with cunts. It looks stupid because it is stupid.
▶ d6a270 (3) No.309885>>309926
>>309884
>be qt mare
>be in equestria after dreaming about it forever
>end it
what's wrong with you?
▶ 6b71d6 (4) No.309926>>309939
>>309885
This may surprise you, but most people, even those into pones, aren't keen on the idea of becoming a tranny.
▶ 498f5f (2) No.309939>>309941
>>309884
>>309926
Nigger you wake up in a land of magic and there's one tiny hiccup and your first thought is to end it all? You don't look for a solution or at least admire the scenery?
▶ fb0888 (4) No.309941>>309942 >>309997
>>309939
>one tiny hiccup
<one tiny hiccup
>one tiny hiccup
<one tiny hiccup
▶ 498f5f (2) No.309942
>>309941
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Even if you had to be a girl forever, that's a preferable alternative to death. Just dont have sex if you're afraid of being gay.
▶ b7d374 (1) No.309994
>>308408 (OP)
touch my boobs and ask myself how it happened?
▶ 493dbb (3) No.309997>>309998
>>309941
I'm really conservative when it comes to genders, but even I would be more happy about getting to equestria than pissed about having to learn sex with new genitals.
▶ e0ff2d (1) No.309998>>310006
>>309997
as long as I get to keep a dick I will be a happy stallion
▶ d939aa (1) No.310006>>310046
>>309998
>One off from trips
Read the OP again
▶ 6b71d6 (4) No.310046
>>310006
>trips
<one off from quads
▶ 9bc0f8 (1) No.310059>>310060
>>308408 (OP)
Befriend Rarity and volunteer to babysit Sweetie Belle.
▶ 87921d (2) No.310060>>310576
>>310059
I bet you both will have tons of fun
▶ acb82d (1) No.310576
>>310060
That depends on whether Sweetie Belle enjoys being subjected to hardcore bullying.