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1cd456 No.305211

What do you think would happen to Equestria if some other pony took over Celestia's position as the ruler of the land?

-Applejack: Understands the value of hard work but not much of other things related to ruling a country. Equestria's scientific development would stagnate and culture would become more about "worker heroes" and monuments to productivity, but the nation would still remain powerful as an industrial giant.

-Rarity: Knows royal etiquette and handles diplomacy well, but tends to favor form over function when it comes to practical matters. Much more spending on public appearance at the cost of efficiency, but would still keep the country running.

-Pinkie Pie: Would celebrate every day and throw big parades, universally loved as the best princess ever. That is, until the nations budget runs dry and the actually serious matters need to be adressed. Pinkie tries to sing a "lets fix the nation" song, but Pinkies songs don't tend to work when they're painfully forced so she would get overthrown and Equestria would probably become a democracy instead.

-Rainbow Dash: Would expand Wonderbolts exponentially while handling other matters half-assedly. Eventually Princess would become to mean just the commander of airforce, while her assistants would do the actual ruling of the country on her behalf.

-Fluttershy: Would be very kind and thoughtful about every decision, although stressing a lot about the hard decisions. After compromising too much in several meetings, her friends would arrange her a council to help with the foreign affairs. Princess Fluttershy would continue as the leader of domestic affairs, while the council would do the big decisions.

-Twilight Sparkle: Obviously the superior candidate. Taught from foal by the princess herself and knowledgeable in books and friendship, she was pretty much raised for this. And thanks to the slowness of bureaucracy, even her crazier freak-outs would be unlikely to result in damages before she has had time to think them through.

-Derpy: All royal decisions based on over-simplifications and troll physics. Political scientists around the world spend sleepless nights wondering how it is possible that despite this everything still works out just fine.

dad977 No.305232

File: 14070abbef5d025⋯.png (421.74 KB, 796x709, 796:709, set sail for extreme faggo….png)

princess discord now tbh


429617 No.305238

File: 72248990de2e1cd⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1000x1461, 1000:1461, 033f7711c6836b6086b39cf807….png)

Princess Applejack: runs the economy into the ground trying the achieve the Jeffersonian peasant utopia.

Princess Fluttershy: completely controlled by her advisors whom she has difficulty standing up to, administration is notorious for corruption.

Princess Pinkie Pie: a happier Caligula, outlandish spectacles rule every day until the killing starts

Princess Rainbow Dash: constantly embarrasses herself, tries to make professional wrestling an Equestria Games sport, eventually starts silencing critics

Princess Rarity: beatiful as the morn, trecherous as the sea, all shall love her and despair, none the less Equestria makes bank selling refridgerators to penguins

Princess Twilight Sparkle: massive scientific research grants and archaeological expeditions to uncover the arcane unearth regular potentially world-destroying threats.


8eb34c No.305239

File: 2c99f91bf7a4696⋯.png (404.69 KB, 1280x717, 1280:717, adult.png)

Princess Spike: Starts off great as he does his best to "stick up for the little guy" and address issues and inequalities in Equestria. The trouble starts when he uses his massive popular support to pass new taxes so that he can enjoy a "reasonably sized" hoard in his castle. His greed gets the better of him and soon he rules as an avaricious despot, wringing every last bit of wealth from his poor subjects.

Princess Cheerilee: Increases the education budget tenfold, doesn't seem to understand what "diminishing returns" means. Implements an extremely emotionally satisfying social welfare system that is actually hilariously ineffective. Equestria constantly teeters on the verge of bankruptcy, but she is tolerated because her voice sounds suspiciously like Celestia's.

Princess Shining Armor: Standard military strongman, but compassionate enough to usually be pretty benevolent towards his citizens. Equestria's standing in the world suffers from his foreign policy blunders. Think Gaddafi.

Princess Octavia: All musicians are crazy on some level. Absolute power brings out Tavi's crazy and magnifies it 1000 times. She becomes pony Nero and plays cello while Canterlot burns.


8bebb4 No.305240

File: a8d492ea3ef8653⋯.png (131.75 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 1210912__safe_artist-colon….png)

>>305239

Your forgot best princess. Also, Flurry Heart.


171305 No.305241

>>305239

>even in hypothetical scenarios Shining Armor doesn't get to be a prince


8eb34c No.305252

File: b458971f4d8a0af⋯.png (120.86 KB, 835x1024, 835:1024, pickelhaube.png)

>>305241

NEVER EVER

>>305239

Princess Cadance: Somehow manages to be even more useless than Celestia. Probably needs Twilight Sparkle to spoonfeed her breakfast in the morning.

Princess Flurry Heart: Moody teenager gains ultimate power. Terror ensues.

Princess Coco Pommel: Actually ends up being a very effective ruler. Very cognizant of her limitations and willing to delegate tasks she's not good at. Rumors swirl about scandalous, decadent behavior at the palace, but they can't be proven and nobody really cares as long as the country is run well. Think Catherine the Great. It's always the quiet ones.

Princess Maud Pie: Cold, calculating, and fearless, she ruthlessly expands Equestria's borders through warfare and shrewd diplomacy, curbs the power of the nobility, makes necessary reforms to the bureaucracy, and rules as an enlightened and beloved absolute monarch. Rock-based culture experiences a renaissance unlike anything the world has ever seen. She enters the job as a Princess and leaves it as an Empress. Causes a massive succession crisis when she retires and leaves the Empire to Boulder.

CUTIE MARK CRUSADER PRINCESS TRIUMVIRATE YAY: Could go very well or very poorly. Apple Bloom should handle domestic affairs, Scootaloo should handle security, and Sweetie Belle should handle foreign policy and the arts and culture. Equestria would do very well, at least until one of them gets butthurt and rebels and the other two have to banish her to the moon. If they decide to pull a Show Stoppers, however, Equestria is over.


41cfc5 No.305253

File: b64e259e59d7835⋯.png (317.82 KB, 607x503, 607:503, 992722__safe_edit_edited s….png)

>>305239

Wouldn't putting Shining armor in charge of Equestria just turn Equestria into a puppet state for the Crystal Empire?

Cadance would be the real power behind the throne, using Equestria to turn the Crystal Empire into a world dominating superpower?

-Princess Discord: The world is thrown into chaos and upheaval. Up is down, black is white, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria!

Yet somehow everything seems to work itself out. Having godlike powers to conjure up what ever you need and warp reality to your whim is pretty handy for a monarch, also he needs live subjects to play pranks on, so its unlikely he'd let anything slip to the point of them dying off.


8eb34c No.305254

>>305253

It might if Candyass wasn't totally useless.


dd0bd1 No.305256

>>305239

>Think Gaddafi.

So he will nearly unite a continent before getting couped for creating a currency that is backed by gold?


8eb34c No.305257

>>305256

Pretty much. Benevolent dictator that flies too close to the sun seems about right.


dd0bd1 No.305258

>>305252

>Princess Flurry Heart

She would either be that kid from "The Twilight Zone" who wishes people into the cornfield or Alia Atreides in Dune II.


e82c90 No.305260

File: 57ea0103f85fb18⋯.jpg (1.11 MB, 1284x913, 1284:913, 1464426243426.jpg)

Princess Sunset Shimmer: Immediately kicks off an industrial revolution in Equestria due to her understanding of human-world technology. Taxes are lowered and lynching ziggers becomes an acceptable practice. A wall is built along the southern border of Equestria to keep out the furry abominations from the movie.


8eb34c No.305261

>>305260

The world is still absolute shit because EqG is canon.


e31108 No.305275

>>305258

Alia was pure waifu in Dune 2. It was in Dune 3 and 4 that she became batshit cray cray


56a435 No.305276

>>305275

I thought that it was two where she started to go loony and three where she turned into Baron Harkonnen. Shit, it's been a while.


e7bb86 No.305293

File: cd2c663244fb3b1⋯.jpg (326.34 KB, 900x600, 3:2, EQG sunshit shitter2 Po.jpg)


1cd456 No.305358

File: 16d6296b2a9fd58⋯.png (149.69 KB, 900x850, 18:17, princess_trixie____by_fant….png)

Princess Trixie: Basically Sombra 2.0, except obsessed with herself rather than crystals. I'm always suspicious about characters that turn good only after losing their powers, which actually connects to why Midnight Sparkle was my favorite villain of all time. Everyone pushed her around until she got magical powers, so when Sunset told her she was sorry and wanted to be her friend after she became so powerful, that offer must have seemed like an outright disgusting attempt to smooch up to her! This also makes her guilt and fear of becoming Midnight Sparkle again exceptionally understandable and reasonable: Would she still continue this life if she got that power again, or would she get back to destroying the world if given a second chance at it?

I got a bit off-topic there, but the point is still true.


e5c486 No.305359

>>305241

He's barely one in canon




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