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ae75b3 (2) No.303701[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

MARE APPRECIATION & DISCUSSION

I am starting a new mare appreciation thread just because I am so incredibly fucking tired of the shitty ass one-sentence threads that get forgotten in two days.

SO

I have a few questions to get us started:

Where and when did you become attracted to equestrian creatures?

Has this attraction grown more potent over the years, or has it slowly been diminishing?

Have you lost your attraction to human females? Or are equines just your preferred partner?

* What, in your opinion, is the ideal form/build of a mare? (This can include comparison of both real life equine and or fictional ponies)

Do you own/live near horses? And if so, have you or would you be willing to fornicate with these creatures? (given the proper preparation and consideration of the time of year, of course) Why or why not?

Who is your pony waifu and why did you choose/get chosen by this mare? (Please defend and back your answer with evidence and reasoning. Images are appreciated :^) CLAIMING RULES DO APPLY: IF SOMEONE CLAIMS YOUR WAIFU FIRST YOU MUST CHOOSE ANOTHER PONY

Other topics: Milfs, and… uh… you guys can come up with the rest.

And finally, (obviously, you can talk about other things. Anyway…)

You must rate the following fictional characters from 0 to ELEVEN (11) or (6 + 5) in terms of sexiness and list the order in which you would fornicate with each. Like so: You don't have to spoil by the way.

(First): Twilight Sparkle 6/11basic

2nd: Fluttershy 8/11I'd have to tie her down firstobviously

3rd: Rainbow Dash 7/11

4th: Pinkie Pie 5/11fucking fat asstotal freak though

5th: Rarity 9/11so fucking fine"them's feminine giggles"fucking unf

6th: Applejack 10/11saving the best for lastSHE FUCKIN BUILT JESUS FUCK

NO RATING THE SUN QUEEN ! SHE IS AN AUTOMATIC 12/11

I hope this will inspire some you one-sentence, grammar denying punks to try just a little harder next time.

Anyway,

HAVE FUN ! ! !

f8887b (2) No.303703>>303706 >>303713

you know we have threads like this on /horse/ already, right?


ae75b3 (2) No.303706>>303713

>>303703

Yeah, but this thread is here and those threads are there. I like here better.


315c26 (2) No.303713>>303717 >>303718

>>303703

>>303706

So I'm not the only person who thinks this thread was made by /horse/ because it's dead. Also this op looks fucking awful learn to format and stop adding so many retarded spaces.


f8887b (2) No.303717

>>303713

>made by /horse/ because it's dead.

as the BO of /horse/ I responded by trying to shill. Also, _/11 ? Sounds like a misplaced 5/7 meme.


0aa8bb (2) No.303718>>303719 >>303721

>>303713

Those are reddit spaces…


11d242 (1) No.303719

>>303718

No one cares.


dfe182 (2) No.303720

>Where and when did you become attracted to Equestrian creatures?

Equines in general, a long time ago. I have always liked and been really good with animals, and while growing up I was often on a family farm where there were horses and I was charmed.

>Has this attraction grown more potent over the years, or has it slowly been diminishing?

More potent for sure, horse porn and eventually FiM really helped out there.

>ideal form/build of a mare

I like the larger draft horses and such, they're so majestic. Huge ass, insanely strong, resistant to the advances of the accursed Eternal Manlet if they don't bring a ladder. Smaller horses and minis are still great though, fictional or not.

>Do you own/live nor horses?

Not at this time unfortunately, haven't been around any in quite a while.

>Who is your pony waifu?

It would be Pinkie if it mattered but it doesn't and I don't want to claim her.

>Implying I'm going to give individual ratings

11 for all of them in any order.


315c26 (2) No.303721

>>303718

And redditors are retarded what's your point? Honestly with the formatting and all the autistic shit in the op I'm 99.9% sure this is someone pretending to be retarded to get (you)s.


b30f0a (4) No.303725

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I can’t help but wonder how this feels for a stallion, since horses don’t really have glutes in their ass


0aa8bb (2) No.303734>>303735

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dfe182 (2) No.303735>>303740

>>303734

It's pretty obnoxious how normalfags find people like this to use as a brush to paint everyone with, conflating abuse with sex to further their push to escalate charges to rape-level in cases where there isn't rape nor abuse. The notion that a horse is incapable of consent is one only a normie could be stupid enough to dream up. Not to say it isn't possible for a shitty human to override consent and take things to an abusive place, but that possibility seems to only criminalize non-abusive behavior in couplings normalfags dislike.


b30f0a (4) No.303740>>303750

>>303735

You’ve seen the movie Zoo?


0372e3 (1) No.303744

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In order from most bangable to least:

>Rarity

Confident, kinky, creative, and open-minded, also takes care of herself without going all amazon

>Pinkie Pie

Eternal energy, absolutely no boundaries or inhibitions

>Rainbow Dash

Light and strong enough to be on top, will probably not annoy you by talking about her feelings

>Twilight Sparkle

Bookish shut-ins are always insane in bed early on, tend to go full-on psychoslut

>Fluttershy

You had better be one sick puppy if you want to fuck her, half the shit she's into is probably criminal

>Applejack

She would make a believable and trustworthy dom if you are into that sort of thing


a4ffa9 (6) No.303750>>303752 >>303755

>>303740

I have not.


66f96a (1) No.303752>>303755 >>303756 >>303759

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>>303750

It's a riot. It's all about the assholes who left Mr. Hands at the hospital and drove off.


ebd977 (7) No.303755>>303759

>>303752

>>303750

It's a movie promoting gay degeneracy & bestiality as an acceptable form of expression, and tries to humanize him as "just another human being" a la fag propaganda, except it is literally fag propaganda. And bestiality propaganda, except it doesn't limit itself to mares so it's degenerate.

>t. guy who just finished watching three-fourths and then had enough


033cc9 (1) No.303756>>303767

>>303752

Friendly reminder that Mr Hands is still alive.


b30f0a (4) No.303757

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

a4ffa9 (6) No.303759>>303761

>>303752

I'll have to check it out.

>>303755

>except it doesn't limit itself to mares so it's degenerate

>It doesn't stop exactly where I draw the line, way past where most people draw the line, so it's le degenerate now

Mares are the only animals I've ever been into and I still think this is retarded.


ebd977 (7) No.303761>>303762

>>303759

>m-muh autisms

>what is being blatantly facetious

I guess I should add a cheeky face next time.


a4ffa9 (6) No.303762>>303764 >>303966

>>303761

>Implying we aren't on a website filled to bursting with unironic degeneracyfags letting Goebbels down and threatening to murder one another over petty differences in opinion (with both of their positions being socially unacceptable in normie society)

>Implying assuming my assumption of your actual intent with no cues beyond the absurdity of your presented belief system that is as mentioned above not at all foreign to this site isn't autistic as shit

I forgive you, anon.


ebd977 (7) No.303764>>303765

>>303762

You were referring to my last sentence, so I was referring to my last sentence. The movie is still degenerate fag propaganda, and even if I personally am ambivalent towards the doing of bestiality I can still recognize the objective traits of propaganda regarding it. Holistically, bestiality is a degenerate act with negative effects on society when accepted and promoted. Knowing this doesn't mean I still can't want to hug n fuck mares myself, I was just joking in the last sentence because of the blunt thread topic.


a4ffa9 (6) No.303765>>303773

>>303764

I'm changing my diagnosis from autism to low-functioning autism.


d9ed38 (2) No.303767

>>303756

The cameraman? Yeah -- he's still around. The potential buyer of the young stallion didn't have a "handle" outside of, you know, the stallion's dick.


6fdd27 (1) No.303769>>303771

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Where's the good stuff you fucking spergs.


d9ed38 (2) No.303771>>303772

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>>303769

in your mom's bedroom, of course.


a4ffa9 (6) No.303772

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>>303771

Let's work our way down the list, shall we?

>Posting anthroshit

>Posting unspoiled anthroshit

>Posting unspoiled anthroshit of a terrible fanwork


ebd977 (7) No.303773>>303774

>>303765

Your diagnosis? As in, a diagnosis of you? In that case, I agree.


a4ffa9 (6) No.303774

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b2bf7f (1) No.303966>>303976

>>303762

>Implying Herr Goebbels didn't fuck mares like a chad


806b0e (4) No.303976>>303980

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>>303966

>Implying unimplied implications

I said they were letting Goebbels down by being degenercyfags, as in fags that yell degeneracy not partake in what they call degeneracy. If Goebbels fucked mares I'd only love him more.


ebd977 (7) No.303980>>303983

>>303976

>Degradation of morals? Pah, why even have morals in the first place

>You're a bad person unless you partake in degeneracy because Goebbels disliked things such as bans on kissing in public and whitewashed media


806b0e (4) No.303983>>303995

>>303980

>I said people who don't partake in degeneracy are bad people

A consensual relationship with a mare is not degenerate and I reject the classification of it as degeneracy, this does not mean I have no concept of morality only that it is not identical to yours. The way the Goebbels excerpt relates is that you are one of these moralists going around and trying to impose a morality that is not life-affirming on the minutia of sexuality and completely losing sight of the big picture. Considering you have failed to understand my statement above, you have also succeeded in losing sight of the small picture. Please stop being a brainlet and become the best manlet you can be, however unimpressive the end product is to me.


ebd977 (7) No.303995>>303996

>>303983

If you can't discern the difference between lambasting the censoring a poster for being mildly suggestive and straight up bestiality I really don't know what to tell you. You're so far down the rabbit hole you truly do think that it's simply a mundane part of sexuality, a la, the exact definition and a perfect of example of degeneration.


806b0e (4) No.303996>>304001

>>303995

Do you think bestiality wasn't everywhere at the time, as it is now? There has been no degeneration, it's no more prevalent than it ever was and it only appears so because of venues of free expression like the internet. It is a mundane part of sexuality, people have their arbitrary boxes of what sexuality ought to be that pretend to have authority but objective reality contradicts and supersedes them. It is not part of my Germanic heritage to piss and moan about varieties of sexuality I do not like, that is a Semitic tradition that has seeped in from Christianity and I do not let kikes in my head.


ebd977 (7) No.304001>>304007

>>303996

I'd really like to see some citations for that, because I don't think so buddy. Along with said venues of free expression comes along people to discuss and revel and convince you to be or do x, not to mention the free pornography of any stripe too. Would you defend gays, as well? Because faggotry is supposedly mundane and should therefor be publicly allowed? I don't think Goebbels would agree with you on that, if the lethal raids on dive-bars pre-chancellor and the fact it was fully illegal post-chancellor are to be considered. And hey, exactly pertaining to this conversation:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paragraph_175

Both bestiality and homosexuality, declared illegal in the same section! Wow, neat huh.

>It is not part of my Germanic heritage to piss and moan about varieties of sexuality I do not like, that is a Semitic tradition

If could roll my eyes harder I would.


806b0e (4) No.304007

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>>304001

Well if you don't think so I'd like to insult your intelligence again because bestiality has been a part of human sexuality since time immemorial and considering it's actually harder to practice than ever before has likely gone down in incidence instead of up. I do think homosexuality is mundane, I also think that despite my love of Goebbels and most of NatSoc that it had been poisoned by its times with Christian influences that bring along with them completely alien sexual puritanism that did not exist in Europe before it was subjected to Semitic thought no matter how hard you roll your eyes. It's a heeb instinct to try and subjugate everyone around them to his sexual morality, Christcucks merely adopted it.

I think the entire aim of sexual control by the state is as pointless as it is impossible and only ferments resistance to the state that helps undermine it, if someone told me to stop being attracted to mares I would remind them that they're a fucking manlet and that I am completely superior to them so any attempts to curtail my interest would be subverted. Not everyone is so perfectly designed by the universe to piss off puritanical dwarves, so this may not work for them, but laws stopping you from doing things or being things is a dumb normalfag meme if you are a real human bean. The 3rd Reich wasn't hard enough on kikes and wasted its time micromanaging shit that didn't matter to please a kike deity that doesn't exist, resulting in the problem of the kikes winning that we're still dealing with today.

It's a good thing Goebbels isn't around to enjoy the paradise created by your fellow brainlets reluctance to abandon your busybodying, that does go well beyond bestiality and homosexuality and into the even more mundane displays of affection and suggestive posters that blasted the asses of philosemites in his day. I'm sure he'd kill himself all over again watching you muh degeneracy shitpost about this kind of fringe nonsense while there's European women being ruined by niggers and raped by kikes. This is absolutely high prio, and as long as we keep 100% ideological purity and our numbers low enough we're sure to help Greater Israel come to fruition.


b30f0a (4) No.304034

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It would be cute if Hasbro licensed MLP to Breyer




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