/pone/ - My Little Pony★

>>300835 (OP)

More like volunteer. They don't need to know about the vasectomy.

Become a royal knight, gain their trust, and then assassinate the princesses.

Gott mit uns! Deus vult!

If I'm going to racemix, I'm going to racemix on my own terms!

>>300937

Actually look up the artist Arareroll before you post, plz.

This is my fetish. I just wanna be a Chrysalis' loving pet.

>>300941

Okay GM, fine.

I'll get into that "royal breeding stock" and then assassinate them.

>>300970

Aaayyyyy, not wanting to be a pony's fuck slave isn't edge.

Also how's claiming that a hypothetical self is hypothetically in a fictional group in order to optimally carry out a fictional assassination for a fictional character for the purposes of outlining a situation in that one could avenge their hypothetical fictional enslaved selves, their family, and their race anything like a fuck stick being unfair during a session of child's make believe? The word you're looking for is power gaming, by the way. Or just call me a fag.

Really what must be asked is why you hold your own magical realm above all else and shift the goal posts in an attempt to mitigate my entertainment and render null any of my previous answers when I'm just trying to have fun.

Never the less, lets do this.

Assuming bottom of the ladder sex slavery as you would probably dismiss anything greater. One would probably quickly find themselves among those stuck in a mass "milking" farm, strapped into a rack of some sort.

In this situation I don't think many could do anything other than struggle. It really makes you think about how things got to this point.

Generally, humans should be more intelligent, more capable in physical battle, and more industrially capable than the ponies. Reasoning for this is being that humans have shown a far deeper need for intelligence due to the harsh environments (relative to Equestria) in which they preside while at the same time being far more capable when it comes to engineering and philosophy, the fact that they have had to evolve to physically fight and kill their enemies, and that seeing as the physiology of the pony allowed them to get to the industrial development point at which they currently preside, an actually efficient organism (built for a world with far higher evolutionary pressures) would likely quickly dominate the same environment that allowed for the prosperity of the pony seeing as the pony physiology is extremely impractical and inefficient for civilization and its exploits.

If I had to guess, the humans could have, in one or another, appeared in the world of Equestria and due to them being far more capable than all local species when it comes to development, proliferation, and general physical conflict they probably started to spread out of control; quickly becoming a spinosaurus in a world of sheep. Equestrian royals would have definitely noticed this. What is in their eyes a strange hyper evolved being having appeared out of seemingly nowhere and quickly dominated the world. Talk about invasive species.

Wanting to stop the proliferation of these creatures, a war was declared on them by the indigenous species of this world. Mankind as they called themselves was fully mobilized against an entente of combined fantasy world forces that wished for nothing but to eliminate the foreign threat. Being made for a world of war, like glorious spartans, the humans cut down beast after beast as if they were nothing but wheat chaff to scythe. The Equestrian royals, with their ever watching gaze, took note of every stroke, slash, and breath. It is surprising to no one what plans they lay with the information they are gave.

The human should be far superior to ponies in every way, minus one very important thing of course: magic. The magic allows them to control the weather, shift and manipulate energy, and many other things. What magic fails to do though is give every pony hands, extremely efficient physiologies, and razor sharp minds. So in their brilliance or malevolence they decided to merge the two: ponykind and mankind into onekind. They would oversee the merge, perhaps even manipulate the genetics of humans and ponies to allow for it to happen, and ensure they had the upper hand and complete control all the way. All to create the perfect citizen for the perfect society: perfect in body, mind, and magic. Think purity of form and essence from SC2.

Before the Equestrian forces officially entered into the entente against mankind, the entente forces were being decimated. Entente infantry were torn apart by sword and axe, great beasts were felled by hero and war machine, and what little wizardry the entente could muster was rendered null by the sheer numbers of men. What started out as a strong offensive on entente terms, quickly turned into a deteriorating and failing defensive line with many nations already capitulated or capitulating.

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>>300993

Equestrian entrance into the war would have seemed near divine to observers on the side of the entente. White horses flying from the great open blue sky with great golden chariots fastened to them. Golden light raining down from the chariots and bombarding and devastating the forces of mankind. A few chariots are downed by war machines, but there are far too many. From the horizon appear cavalry who quickly charge while firing all manner of spells in every direction. Mankind still is found meeting the cavalry in battle, quickly impaling those who chose to charge into melee, but despite their excellence in melee, the ponies quickly learn to stay at range. At this point most humans have broken from ranks and ran from the sheer volume of unknown artillery bearing down upon them. Quickly the Equestrians move in to cut off the runners and subsequently force their surrender: taking them and any other humans prisoner as often as they can. This scene is reproduced all along the front lines.

Mankind is given absolutely no quarter as Equstria is pressured politically from all channels to wipe them out. Equestria of course is more than happy to do this while reaping the benefits of full entente support diplomatically and logistically. After the certain victory was achieved, Equestria would have far greater political sway with all those in the entente.

The Equestrian forces, though taking greater causalities than they expected, successfully capitulate the human state. All humans are either enslaved or constantly on the run or hiding. The entire time before, during, and after the war in the home state of Equestria, human achievement, form, and ability is documented, popularized, and eventually sexualized by the state. Likewise, the sexualization of humans is pushed ever harder and perhaps magic is used to sway the opinions of the ponies to be attracted to them greatly: all in order to support the merge and reduce resistance.

At first the human craze wouldn't be pushed onto every pony as it would only create strife, so at first the royals would normalize it first hand by taking human mates. Probably what is being depicted to us in OP is the merger of the two royal families, to be revealed to the pony civilians. Over time the upper echelons of ponies would take human mates either as exclusive mates or concubines. Wanting to imitate nobles and follow trends, the rest of pony kind follows or has already accepted human mates.

I'm assuming in this complete scenario, we're really late in the timeline where the state is forcibly putting human baby batter into female pony ovens and perhaps vice versa too gross.

Starting a rebellion as cattle will be very very VERY difficult, but at this point, it's not impossible. Still the goal should be the decapitation of the ruling class from the workers and/or the capitulation of the Equstrian state. I think that a mixture of exploiting the naivety of the average pony and the instability of the state as the merger is in full swing is the way to go.

If I would be allowed by the OP, I would attempt to identify a caretaker/farmer of the semen milking farm that I've been imprisoned in that seems particularly emotional or sympathetic towards their human cattle. Perhaps during a cleaning or feeding, I would talk to them and get to know them, compliment them, earn their trust. Eventually I would beg to go home with her. Likely she would be allowed to do so as I've said before, pony naivety.

Now I'm in the home a sympathetic pony. At this point I would say that I was traumatized from the milking in order to avoid sex. When the pony is at work, I would go to work too, but I would instead be sneaking around trying to find others like me with the purpose of eventually forming a group with me as the leader or in considerable power or sway. I would then organize the group to recruit others, eventually forming an underground resistance group however local it may be.

Over time I would connect to other resistance groups if they existed in other towns: forming them in those towns myself if I had to. Eventually I would get my pony over to my side completely, perhaps getting them to sneak out more of my kind from the milking farm. I hope we as a group would find ponies who are sympathetic to our cause of what I would disguise as "freedom and liberty," but in fact we would have the ultimate goal of destroying the Equestrian state and reforming the state of mankind. I would create a policy of continuation of the human line within the group, keeping human females hidden and growing families perhaps in the forests and other places away from the Equestrian state. The tendrils of our resistance, with my policy of rapid recruitment super charged by feelings of bitter defeat and naive pony sympathizers, would spread far and swell greatly.

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>>300994

Over time our reach would penetrate into the royal castle itself. It is now that my focus would shift from general recruitment to targeted recruitment of nobility and nobility controlled humans. Their corruption is absolute key. I would plant the seeds of insurrection into the ears of the public, I would plant seeds of dreams of liberty and/or power into the eyes of nobles, and I would plant seeds of resurrection into the minds of every single human I could find.

The royal palace would be a house divided. Those who are loyal to the crown, those who want to form a new crown, and those who want to free the humans. An ever growing pressure would be placed upon this state until one day it cracks, and from that crack more cracks until it all breaks.

In the fire of revolution, in the turmoil of civil war, and the in chaos of absolute hell in the eyes of the naive pony kind. I would make my final move and in that move I would ensure the Equestrian crown will never rest on the heads of those two demons ever again; furthermore, I would ensure the line of those demons was forever extinguished.

In the following days, the Equestrian state would crumble. Likely into many separate states. From these ashes would escape mankind. From these escapees would form the second empire of man on this world. Perhaps I would keep a few pony human hybrids, as they would likely have the form of man while having the powers of ponies, therefore being useful. This would also help my image as a man of freedom and liberty and not like the tyrants I made the princesses out to be. But more importantly, I would get a human wife and keep the one pony who freed me as a concubi- Just kidding, into the fire.

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IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU OP? DOES THIS FIT INTO YOUR MAGICAL REALM? YOU ASKED FOR THIS AUTISM, I WAS WILLING TO LEAVE IT AS IS, BUT NOOOOOO. <3

What if you're some superhuman soldier that was hastily made with unethical technology to combat in a last ditch effort to kill the ponies and you manged to fight your way into Canterlot and gun down the royal guards before dueling with Daybreaker. You exchange exotic alloy bullets and magic energy bolts before engaging in brutal melee combat which degenerates into a viscous rape fight. Your genitals are interlocked while you exchange bone splintering blows

>>301039

>Dreams of being a genetically engineered super soldier

>Posts pic from the grimdark of genetically engineered supersoldier

>The tech to make them is specifically mentioned as "unethical"

>dreams of being able to fight whole armies by himself

>wants to rape his enemy

<I'm totally not edgy gais, unlike that pretender, Tempest Shadow.

>>301043

>be a wanker who hates 40k badass spacemarines

<I'm totally not a cuckold cockguzzler craving manly spunk between my diet of soy, guys!

Personally, I'm more of an Ollanius Pius guy. But all the same, Space Marines are cool.

>>301043

>Not dreaming of being doom guy.

>Not appreciating well made grimdark art.

>Not thinking any kind of violence is unethical.

>Not dreaming of being doom guy.

>Not destorying your enemies, hearing the lamentations of their women, and raping their them all in a show of domiance (by playing hdoom).

What are you, gay?

For an example of something that could actually be described as edgy, see a goth or emo kid. They aren't themselves jaded, and what they do doesn't come naturally; they are dark for the sake of being cool, to fit in with a group, and get attention. Specifically, being edgy =/= dark… …You faggot.

>>301044

>Space Marines are cool

Space Marines are for fifteen-year olds who can't model properly.

>>301043

>>301046

>>301047

Being edgy is not bad. Putting an unnecessary "edge" on things that don't need it is.

>>301049

Space Marines are awesome, you're just a cuckold.

>>301046

>Not dreaming of being doom guy.

>posts nuDoom

>>301073

>>301060

Why would we want psykers over space marines? I thought >>301067 made good enough points to make it obvious, but I shall spell it out, my friend.

It's basically a case of fighting fire with fire or at least bringing the pones down to our level. If you can use magic to gain the upper hand or mitigate their own magic use, then your chances of victory as humans skyrockets.

Saying that building up technology from completely mundane shit to weather control and breaking laws of thermodynamics is really fucking silly, and it would make more sense (at least at a narrative level) to just get psykers.

>>301069

See, now that's being edgy. Trying way too hard to be cool. Thank you for the example.

>>301080

>See, now that's being edgy

What, because he pointed out that nuDoom is inferior to the original?

Even if he was wrong, it wouldn't be edgy, it would be contrarian. Being edgy just means you're trying way too hard to be intimidating, and thus cool, to the point it's being cringy.

>>301090

I can't even tell if you are trolling or legitimately this autistic.

>>301091

>>301166

Though your double dubs are strong and checkworthy, this thread has obviously been claimed in the name of God (Emperor).

>>301235

There are only two God… desses here, and they demand submission preferably of one another.

>>301247

The enemies of man will burn.