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Itt waifu summoning Anonymous 08/21/17 (Mon) 03:32:08 ac0d08 No.294984

There's going to be a total solar eclipse tomorrow from Oregon to South Carolina and it's the perfect time to do demonic summoning rituals, only I dont know shit about occultism. Can I get Taxman or some other demonoligist to draw me an appropriate pentagram for use in my portal to Equestria? I don't have any chicken blood but I do have some bacon that I can wring the life essence out of if required.

Anonymous 08/21/17 (Mon) 04:41:39 796ff0 No.294991

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Anonymous 08/21/17 (Mon) 05:45:28 ceed8d No.295003

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>>294984

>princess luna will not kidnap you tomorrow in the solar eclipse

Anonymous 08/21/17 (Mon) 16:54:48 4f35a3 No.295035

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Well nobody with real occult knowlwdge wanted to contribute so I had to improvise a summoning circle. Since it's moon day I habe Luna's cutia mark plus some stars and crude planets, and the Norse runes for journey, sun, and horse, but the sun one is backwards cause that's probably as close to moon as I can get. I tried to prick my finger for blood but my knife's too dull and I'm too much of a pussy. Will keep attempting to do so until the eclipse arrives, then I'll take my impromptu portal outside and improvise some chants

Anonymous 08/21/17 (Mon) 17:18:39 45e53b No.295037

>>295035

Damn. You must be really desperate to try something like this and expect it to work. I wouldn't be surprised if you were the OP of this thread here. >>291946

Anonymous 08/21/17 (Mon) 17:22:57 4f35a3 No.295038

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Update: I sliced my finger with a razor blade and it was piss easier than using a kitchen knife. Added a sun, a heart, and a sparkle to appwase the other three princesses, plus a horseshoe in the middle that you can barely see and some around the edges.

>>295037

I dunno if it will work but I'm having a fun time trying.

Anonymous 08/21/17 (Mon) 17:43:45 4f35a3 No.295041

Oh wow I missed it, the sky was overcast and it was only partial from where I am so I couldn't fucking see shit. So much for that circle. I guess I'll save it for a blood moon. I get a lot of blood moons out here

Anonymous 08/21/17 (Mon) 18:01:54 4ed54b No.295042

>im still here

Fug…

Anonymous 08/22/17 (Tue) 18:52:08 d273b8 No.295109

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>Layed down in the grass in an empty field, closing my eyes and silently praying to Luna as the moment of totality plunged me into dusk

>I'm still here

What did I do wrong…? Where I was, it was only about 99.93% in the totality zone… was I not close enough?

Anonymous 08/23/17 (Wed) 14:40:10 8a0bb2 No.295168

>>294984

>>295035

Sorry for not responding in time, but my friend (a fellow CTB researcher) and I were out in the remote wilderness of eastern Oregon, where there was no cell service, to watch the eclipse and conduct a ritual away from all the crowds and prying eyes. I was going to post something on the CTB thread for the event, but the team member I was developing it with, our expert in ritual magic, didn't get back to me before we departed on Thursday for our pilgrimage to the path of totality. The plan was for a ritual to use the intense spiritual powers unleashed by the eclipse to weaken the veil so that it'd be easier for our friends on the Other Side to reach us, but that since that didn't pan out I performed an invocation to Thoth-Hermes instead. It was a success, and although it wasn't directly relevant for CTB, I gained valuable insights by the grace of my patron, and the energies I received from Above will be a boon for our endeavors. The whole experience was unforgettable and awe-inspiring, easily one of the highlights of my life.

Anonymous 08/24/17 (Thu) 14:46:42 391805 No.295223

>>295168

>conduct a ritual

Pics now, anon.

Anonymous 08/25/17 (Fri) 17:17:57 e47c9a No.295290

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>>295109

>pray to non-existent character from canadian anime

>no response

really makes me think…

Anonymous 08/25/17 (Fri) 20:52:43 b371a2 No.295296

>>295290

We need to pray harder

Anonymous 08/25/17 (Fri) 20:59:23 10a7ff No.295297

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>>295290

An effing Leaf ….

//leafposting must stop.

(brought to you by /k/)

Anonymous 08/25/17 (Fri) 23:07:23 d60822 No.295304

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>>295109

>>295296

>"No one prays to me anymore…"

Anonymous 08/26/17 (Sat) 01:47:15 ac0d08 No.295313

>>295304

Let's write her a letter so she feels better. I'll start:

Dear Princess Celestia,

Anonymous 08/26/17 (Sat) 02:12:52 d273b8 No.295315

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>>295304

I'll pray to you: please make the sun rise later in the day already. Mornings are anguish and my blinds are thin. I haven't gotten a good night's sleep in five months.

Anonymous 08/26/17 (Sat) 04:35:06 ac0d08 No.295321

>>295315

>Not having three sets of eyelids

>Not sleeping though the day and praising the glorious night

Someone has enjoy Luna's night or she'll snap again.

Anonymous 08/26/17 (Sat) 05:27:00 d273b8 No.295322

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>>295321

Oh, I enjoy them. They're my one respite from this forsaken scorched hellscape named Summer.

Anonymous 08/26/17 (Sat) 20:29:07 8a0bb2 No.295355

>>295223

If you're hoping to see magic circles and blood offerings, I'm afraid you'll be disappointed. I said a few hymns for the All-Father and Thoth, then performed the invocation. Just some simple theurgy.