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e08bc2 No.293716

I think we should have a pony religion. Here is my initial prose/interpretation. What do you think?

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The Religion – Pony Religion

Elements

Soteriological: The world is composed of the two opposing forces of Discord and Harmony. Discord is chaos and confusion, while Harmony is composed of the nine elements of:

{ In the Pāli Canon, the Buddhavaṃsa lists the ten perfections (dasa pāramiyo) as:[citation needed] }

1. Rarity - Dāna pāramī : generosity, giving of oneself

2. Twilight Sparkle - Sīla pāramī : virtue, morality, proper conduct

3. Zecora - Nekkhamma pāramī : renunciation

4. Zecora - Paññā pāramī : transcendental wisdom, insight

5. Pinkie Pie - Viriya pāramī : energy, diligence, vigour, effort

6. Luna - Khanti pāramī : patience, tolerance, forbearance, acceptance, endurance

7. Applejack - Sacca pāramī : truthfulness, honesty

8. Rainbow Dash - Adhiṭṭhāna pāramī : determination, resolution

9. Fluttershy - Mettā pāramī : loving-kindness

10. Celestia - Upekkhā pāramī : equanimity, serenity

{ Two of the above virtues, mettā and upekkhā, also are brahmavihāras. }

The way to salvation is through the Magic of Friendship. Through the Magic of Friendship, salvation from Discord can be achieved.

Theological: In this religion, each pony represents an essential aspect of Harmony. These elements can be seen in action in the My Little Pony episodes. In these episodes, each element is displayed for all to see. Upon seeing these elements in action, there is no doubt as to their validity and truthfulness. All must submit to the power of Harmony upon witnessing their Divine Virtue.

Anthropological: The system creates suffering for everypony, through false promises of success and well-being which are always just around the corner but never fully realized, in spite of absolute resolution. It is only through the Magic of Friendship that these false promises can be seen for what they are and eventually overcome, ushering a pony into the land of Friendship and Harmony, where true success and well-being can be realized.

Epistemology: The knowledge of The Path can only be realized by those who are ready to open and receive the teachings. Only through pony episodes, conventions, meditation, and the Divine Spark, can one be certain of the teachings.

Ethics: We learn what is good and just through the Magic of Friendship, by watching My Little Pony episodes, by attending pony conventions, meditation, and the Divine Spark.

Cultic Practices: Brohoof, magick rituals, yiff, Divinely-inspired derivations from pony episodes

Temporal: Friendship is both Magick and Eternal to all who find it

Cosmology: Celestia, Luna, Princess Twilight Sparkle, Discord

4443ca No.293717

I am very interested. Go on


b631e3 No.293719

this shit is already the closest thing i have to a religion. I'm game.


18a86d No.293720

>Cultic Practices: tiff

>not clip

Do you even degenerate, bro?


008f11 No.293722

>Cultic practices: yiff

Now hold on a fucking second. Anyways, I think it would be funnier if we wrote a holy scripture styled after the Bible.


241940 No.293724

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>>293719

This. I will worship #7 with all my entirety


8af44d No.293725

>>293716

You list Zecora as both the 3rd and 4th perfection. I submit to you that any religion that involves zigger worship is inherently imperfect.

A better list would be:

1. Rarity - Dāna pāramī : generosity, giving of oneself

2. Twilight Sparkle - Sīla pāramī : virtue, morality, proper conduct

3. Luna - Nekkhamma pāramī : renunciation

4. Celestia - Paññā pāramī : transcendental wisdom, insight

5. Pinkie Pie - Viriya pāramī : energy, diligence, vigour, effort

6. Spike - Khanti pāramī : patience, tolerance, forbearance, acceptance, endurance

7. Applejack - Sacca pāramī : truthfulness, honesty

8. Rainbow Dash - Adhiṭṭhāna pāramī : determination, resolution

9. Fluttershy - Mettā pāramī : loving-kindness

10. Maud Pie - Upekkhā pāramī : equanimity, serenity


4b7aad No.293727

>>293716

>Thou shalt not have any gods before me


a46d2c No.293732

File: 1f0cc8c479fd539⋯.jpg (33.1 KB, 480x907, 480:907, 1f0cc8c479fd5396e50b7c9ebc….jpg)

how bout no


804b93 No.293739

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>>293725

While I agree that ziggers need to be kicked out of the pantheon, miss mud pie isn't really an improvement.

I'm also not sure why you'd want to coopt a poo in the loo religion, since the whole caste system they love so much isn't the most altruistic or virtuous in the world.

Wouldn't it make more sense to adopt a pantheon revolving around Celestia and Luna as the sun and moon goddesses? Possibly also include Discord into the pantheon as the counterbalance to the alicorns order, to allow balance between order and chaos? It would also allow something masculine into the pantheon, so its not entirely feminine.


03d68f No.293778

>>293716

>Pāli

>Buddhavaṃsa

>chink and curry nigger faggotry

This looks like a copy/paste of the reddit-tier esoteric kekism bullshit anyway.


03d68f No.293779

>>293716

>yiff

Also get the fuck out of here with that shit, you furfag in pony's clothing.


864252 No.293999

I am all for this. However I would like to run my local parish, the Church of the two sisters.


f89bb1 No.294039

>Cultic Practices:… yiff

You are also >implying that I didn't start worshipping sunbutt and moonbutt back in 2012


804b93 No.294044

>>294039

I think you are mixing up fapping to and worshiping fam


f80241 No.294051

>>293727

Yeah but since that guy is a nigger I'm worshipping ponies instead. Now for those on board with this new religion, we need to name the books of scripture. Now obviously, the whole bible should be called the Book of Harmony, but the individual books inside, what do we call them? I vote at least one should be Songs of Celestia, and another some play on Leviticus, like Derpiticus.


833b28 No.294061

>>293716

>by attending pony conventions

Feels like there should be some kind of alternative to this. Conventions are.. cancerous.


0467ae No.294152

>>294061

This, keep it personal or in small personal groups, organization will turn it to cancer


833b28 No.294176

>>294152

Maintaining a good circle of friends and being a good friend to them, regardless of their feelings towards the show, seems like a better thing to do than going to pony cons.



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