at only $45, there's no reason to continue pretending like you exercise exacting DEFCON 4 OPSEC "internet security measures"……
with the badass T-MOBILE 5G GATEWAY
There's no reason to be embarrassed that you can't afford real internet, and have been struggling to watch a streaming video with your crappy Missouri dial-up internet connection…
shit, your daughter can afford the $45 easy.. that's nothing compared to the other costs of taking care of you