f05091 No.359852
and I have no sex drive… I'm basically a eunuch…
I'm engaged to ASHLEY SCHNEIDER
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f05091 No.359853
I am a life failure
I will become MR. DANNY SCHNEIDER
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f05091 No.359854
together, Ashley and I will mooch off her mother And spend our days pretending we are important while riding free library wifi
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f05091 No.359855
I am 42 years old, and I never learned how to wipe my own ass
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f05091 No.359856
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f05091 No.359857
Ashley Schneider doesn't bathe either
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f05091 No.359858
Ashley and I both stink up local libraries
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f05091 No.359859
I smell like stale sour sebum & feces
Ashley smells like perspiration and yeast infection
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f05091 No.359860
we are perfect for eachother
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f05091 No.359861
Ashley Schneider lacks the essence of my feces
and I lack the essence of her vaginal yeast infection
together we can accomplish ANYTHING
as long as it doesn't require a job or money
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f05091 No.359862
I am eager to begin mooching off Ashley's mother
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f05091 No.359863
I am going to MOOCH a Greyhound ticket to FOND DU LAC WISCONSIN
and appear at500 ALLEN STREETunannounced
and begin MOOCHING off Darcey L Klotzbach
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f05091 No.359864
the same way ASHLEY NICOLE SCHNEIDER mooches cigarettes from her mother
I intend on mooching ELF BARS
(YES IM A VAPE FAGGOT)
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