I've decided since he's not going to have a female life companion standing next to him through Christmas or New Year's Eve ( and neither will you because you didn't work on this project 6 months ago when you had an opportunity ) and his parents and relatives will be making fun of him once again, I'm going to give him a very special Christmas present this year!!
I have a friend here in Atlanta who would never use the term hacker, not if his life depended on it…
But maybe you would understand the situation more completely if I told you he got in trouble many years ago, and the FBI offered not to press charges if he became a consultant and taught their cybersecurity team how he got away with it….
I'm going to pay my friend to locate Marshmallow Sally, his name, his date of birth, his social security number, and his mother's home address…
Then I'm going to have his welfare benefits terminated, because he's defrauding the US taxpayers