152e38 No.304434
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b6460f No.304442
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b6460f No.304445
I guess sharing is caring. And this is probably as close as you will cum to someone touching your pee pee.
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15ba5e No.304465
/pnd/ Politics, News, Debate
So um, are we going to debate this?
Orwell said, "We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are working on it…"
There is the chemical option.
Little Zoloft and saltpeter should stop this behavior.
Then there is the surgical option.
A chopped, raked and properly sandblasted troon is marvel of modern science.
Otherwise they keep doing this.
Someone should really make them stop.
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d701f7 No.304468
>>304465
your mother might beSOdesperate to QA att the imagery of you 'masturbating in her spare bedroom' out of her mind, that she has somehow managed to convince yourself that you're telling the truth about being "asexual"…
but we are not your mother.. none of us feels sorry for you, and you're incapable of manipulating us or lying to us…
it's always the weird uptight effeminate control freaks who never learned how to 'fit in' who always insist they are "asexual", because you have always known everybody realized you were a masturbating loner….
that's always been your denial technique, instead of directly mentioning masturbation like most losers who say "I swear to God I don't jack off I swear to god! I don't I really don't!", you are one of those types who thinks he's being clever using misdirection, and instead of mentioning masturbation, you simply drop the word "asexual"
but we don't believe you. you're full of shit.. you're a fucking liar! you are a frustrated, lonely social and sexual reject, and everybody knows you jack off every time your mother leaves for work.. and since you're on SSI, you have 8 hours of free time without your mother everyday
have you heard about my new videos I'm working on?
I am producing a documentary about THE INSECURE INFERIORITY COMPLEX MAKE BELIEVE FANTASY ROLEPLAY WANNABE WHITE SUPREMACIST NEO-NAZI PORNSTARS OF /PND/
you're one of them.. then there's the other three /pnd/ pornstars
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149141 No.304470
>>304468
>you're one of them
No. I'm not one of them and you are one strange agent.
You have failed to sage this thread.
Indicative of your clearly highly aroused state.
Please stop before you start.
You infographics are annoying, disingenuous and serve only to gratify your own projected fantasies.
Please accept this infographic as an inspiration to you.
An invitation if you will to examine your own motives and contributions to the board.
AND FFS IF YOU GOTTA RESPOND SAGE THE DAMN THREAD!
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE JIZZ ON PAGE ONE ON THIS BOARD.
<except maybe you
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b6460f No.304473
>>304470
What are the odds he posted it? I mean, that is a porn abuser if I have ever seen one…half erect, incapable of stimulating himself properly even by his own hand. Holy shit this is a sad state of affairs for humanity at the end of the world.
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feb109 No.304481
>>304473
I'd say the odds are pretty good.
*sigh*
*fp*
*sigh*
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c4d0e5 No.304489
it's important to remember that all of the PornStars on the new 8KUN.PORN websites came from /PND/….
I'm not sure if it's merely coincidence, or if Jim specifically chose fresh meat from /PND/
but so far, all of Jim's new pornstars came from this board, and not any other board….
coincidence?
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b6460f No.304501
>>304489
Some poor abused half flaccid cock is what passes for a porn star now? I have no idea as I have never watched porn…but I would think that it would require someone who was totally erect in order to make it at least somewhat interesting to the viewer. That was just sad.
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113a5c No.304506
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>304470
you were correct when you said Jim Watkins' newl subsidiary "porn division' of 8kun has recently announced a Brand New /PND/Pornstar'….
And these Birds AREN'T Real, but they're WORTH IT…
absolutely worth it…
so who do you think this next /PND/ WHITE SUPREMACIST WANNABE NEO NAZI that's doing porn might be?…
any clues?
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2793c0 No.304508
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113a5c No.304517
>>304501
well, I heard there might be a clue
hidden in some of Jim's successful DOWN FOR SOME DICK Down Syndrome Porn Series….
so,just for research purposes ONLYI went to Jim's 8kun.Porn website to do a little investigation..
why did you get quiet all of a sudden and start looking at me funny?
what ?…. WHAT???!!
stop staring at me like that…
dude, I swear to God I didn't jack off!!
I DIDN'T !!! I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDN'T!!
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97487c No.304519
>>304517
Please sage your posts.
Please.
Please?
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113a5c No.304527
>>304519
ONCE AGAIN,YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!!
I indeed DID find what I consider to be Very Good Clues interspersed here and there among the DOWN For Some DICK Videos…
( I have very reliable sources, who only rely on the best sourced, most reliable information, and they told me kind of like the beatles, Jim Watkins has intentionally hidden a bunch of hints and clue s as to the identity of 8KUN'S NEWEST PORN STAR)
for example, I find it highly suspicious that this Chromosomally Burdened Young Man Has Sex with his STEP SISTER, because it seems unlikely his mother got divorced and just so happened to coincidentallyremarry to a divorced man who just so happened to have a down syndrome daughter of his own…
(by the way, of pulling an all night creampie Marathon, with everybody taking turns blowing loads into a down syndrome woman without condoms senior a little bit unsavory to me…
slightly unsophisticated, you can say..
peasant stock fare…
and then I called the part about the forest sterilization of down syndrome, and I realized, "oh, so I guess it's not that bad after all. I'd like to try it out one time."
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113a5c No.304528
>>304519
and THAT'S when I noticed this peculiar tattoo on his stepsisters shoulder…. if you use a magnifying glass and get really really close to your computer monitor screen you can almost make out where it says "BAD GIRL"
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b6460f No.304529
alrighty then…hiding this thread since that faggot can't remember to sage.
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113a5c No.304531
>>304519
and that's why I found the biggest clue so far..
directly underneath the first tattoo, you can see an older, faded tattoo.. but it says "CIRCUS PEANUTS ARE FUN", which is quite true, because circus peanuts are an enjoyable hobby and nutritious snack…
and suddenly I realized
… hold on a minute here..
they're not fooling me.
only a nice person, a good person would realize how much fun circus peanuts truly are…
if she was a bad person, she would spend her time doing bad people things, disliking things, thinking about saying rude things that hurt people's feelings, and probably wouldn't have much spare time for circus peanuts and fun…
I've learned enough from job is investigator and researcher the "Q" Project to recognize a FALSE FLAG TATTOO when I see one
obviously her handlers added the newest one two trick people into she was not a good nice person
something's being hidden here…
now I can see exactly how much work they're putting into this, with their only maniacal end-game goal being to protect the identity of Jims newest "4chan reject" immigrant who is about to become famous on Pornhub…
they're going to have to kill me first!!
>>304529
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d47d78 No.304532
>>304529
seconding this motion
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113a5c No.304533
>>304532
GOOD WORK !!! I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT!!
I think the teddy bear IS a clue !!
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113a5c No.304534
>>304532
so you're absolutely certain it's going to be The Purple PenisPuffer in Jim's New Upcoming Porn Videos?
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d830ff No.304566
Trisomy is a hell of a drug.
ROOF!
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