/pnd/ - Politics, News, Debate

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>>303768

Only glow in the dark spooks like you promote violence, or accuse others of promoting your violence, go back to 4cuckistan!

>>303786

the pinned post is the same /nsg/ garbage that's been there since 8kun came up after the 8ch got rekt. jim watkins supports terrorism, fuck you.

>>303786

I'M GONNA NUGGET THIS ✓ CUNT SO HARD THAT YOUR NETWORK WILL CRASH.

you are not ready for this

>>303787

No, wannabe tyrants and corrupted despots like terrorism because it serves them a purpose to fuck up more innocent lives, so seriously fuck off.

>>303793

Oh look, another hostile glow nigger with a pissy fit who wants to fuck up more of the world for no reason other than being a total power-addicted control freak psycho bitch.

>>303795

your ideological development is like that of a child. coincidentally, 19 children were just murdered in texas by another loser who probably spent time here.

>>303799

Please take a look at the catalog on /pnd/, no one ever promoted any violence here, except ONE person who was ratted out as a FED LARPER and it was reported to the global admin as well the FBI itself.

>>303803

i monitor this service. i know how long /nsg/ has been pinned on /pnd/. i am also not so stupid as not to understand that the purpose of its being there is radicalization and mass murder. i am coming for Jim and Ron.

WE ALL KNOW HOW JTRIG WORKS HERE.

YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE.

http://theintercept.com/2014/02/24/jtrig-manipulation

>>303805

Any death threat or terror threat, or even CP, is reported here, by myself and Johnny Neptune. We are both keeping saboteurs at bay here.

>>303809

remove /nsg/ and neo-Nazi content or i will come for you too.

>>303813

All violent communists and fascists have been removed here already. We are not mods either, there is no mod for /pnd/ and we do not keep records (even of sqlite kind). That said, /nsg/ has nothing to do with /pnd/. The regular mod of /pnd/ left so this place is completely a "free for all", an that includes not being able to stop good people from reporting bad people.

/pnd/ once was moderated, it no longer is. Good people took the board over, and the bad have fled once being reported over and over for death threats and terror threats, we also report CP. I report to global site administration and Johnny reports directly to the FBI and sometimes DHS depending.

Believe it or not, some of those who have been reported turned out to be "gate keepers" by the feds themselves lol. So this gets really, really tricky and personal. We blew the entrapment operation out of /pnd/ and thus almost no one dares go here, even the glowies themselves.

>>303806

>>303816

>>303818

i'm not here to be subtle, but direct. we call it "stochastic terrorism" and if/when it is made a federal crime, charges will be pursued against those who engage in it. this has nothing to do with tyrants or despots, and everything to do with keeping people from being murdered by angry young men while going about their daily business.

>>303768

The only shame or embarrassment seems to be you, the man who can't get any pussy no matter how hard he tries…

the man who pretends to be intelligent, although he can't even figure out how to attract a woman, the most basic function of any man…

the man who has no photographs of himself with a female, because he's never had a girlfriend, so of course he's never had a wife, and he's never even had a basic everyday platonic friendship with a female, because women refused to give him the time of day, so he relies on embarrassing downloaded nude photographs from the internet ..

the man who is never had sex with a woman before, so he's developed no individual taste in women's anatomy, and relies on predictable pictures of women with gigantic breasts and disgusting big asses, because men who never have sex with women always prefer big gigantic breasts…

yes, it's safe to say you are one of the most embarrassing people I've ever seen

it's a shame, really.. a shame that your parents wasted any money trying to raise a son

a son that would one day become a man

because obviously that's never going to happen

>>303823

STOCHASTIC NUGGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU VERBOSE USELESS MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE NO IDEA THE WASTE FLESH AT THE DISPOSAL OF ELITE!!! THEY BRING THE BABIES TO MY POLICE AND FIRE DEPARTMENTS!!!!!!

>>303768

one thing you're going to find here :

nobody gives a fuck about your opinions

keep your thoughts to yourself

we all have thoughts and opinions

so we're not interested in yours

THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GOING TO FIND HERE IS REALITY.. AND THE REALITY OF THE MATTER IS.. YOU ARE A LOSER WITH THE LADIES

>>303831

BREADED LUBED AND DROOLING NUGGETS!!!!!! NUGGGGGGETTTTTS!!!!! FIRST AWAKENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=

HOW TO TELL WHEN A MAN GETS NO PUSSY:

there are lots of ways to tell, even if they are hiding in an empty chat room, behind a wall of allegedly impenetrable anonymity….

because they cannot hide their behavior

they cannot hide their thought processes

they cannot hide who and what they really are

nobody cares about their name

a person's name means nothing, but they cannot hide WHO AND WHAT they really are…

for example, the first way to tell when a man never gets any pussy is so easy:

THEY ALWAYS PREFER GIGANTIC TITS

they'll even mention tits, because they're overcompensating for their lack of sexual acumen, so they feel it's important to verbalize their preference for large breasts, and that way they think everybody gets the message that they are not gay…

that's another way to tell when a man doesn't get any pussy.. they'll generally be overly concerned about people thinking they might be gay, so they'll go out of their way to mention something like big tits

then there's another way to tell when a guy doesn't get any pussy, several of them actually.. a lot more ways.. and we're going to cover all of them today, so be patient.. but right now let's just focus on the next one, okay?

guys who can't get any pussy harbor resentment for women

I'm going to forgo any further clicking on posts, because everybody knows exactly who I'm talking to at this point…

I'm talking toYOU

the douche bucket who doesn't get any pussy

aaahhhh….. that feels better.. I'm tired of having to click on your post, and now we all know who I'm talking to, so I can relax in just speak my mind without worrying about scrolling up and clicking on your stupid embarrassing posts

it feels good, doesn't it? are you comfortable?

good.. relax..

where were we?

oh yeah, now I remember

I was teaching you why everybody has always been able to tell you don't get any pussy your entire life

last post for now, all i can say is what's been said before: expect us.

>>303835

wait 4 mp4 simple simon.

okay, so we've covered your propensity to demonstrate your lack of photographs of yourself with a woman…

we've already discussed the fact that you have to rely on downloaded imagery from the internet if you're going to present a photograph of a woman…

and I think we just covered the thing about "guys who never get pussy always gravitate to gigantic breast photos"

>>303840

we DO expect you…..

we expect you suck cock

/pnd/ was once a sting operation, but it became compromised when exposed thanks to a few clever people.

Problem for the feds is that it was their own gate keepers setting up sting operations, and they got exposed by reports to other feds and the site admin at the same time. 1+1=2 right?

Now most glowing ops left /pnd/, a few remain as informants and, ironically, online friends who roast one another from time to time. The sting operating for radicals was blown apart. It's no longer a commie or fascist board. Although older material like swastikas remain up, due to no one being the mod anymore.

TL/DR: This ain't your average /pol/ no more.

>>303845

you glow fucks gonna get avi and mp4 like never before.

you got filthy mouth and mind.

cash that sam paycheck and explain to friend and neighbor why you pimped yourself for corrupt and deceptive government.

explain it to yourself when i post you in the muzzle flash whore meat.

we expect you to end up on your niece in a men's bathroom allowing other men to use the back of your throat as a makeshift vagina, ejaculating directly down your esophagus and into your stomach without you even needing to swallow

hahaha

SPEECH TO TEXT TYPOS CAN BE HILARIOUS SOMETIMES

THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SPEECH TO TEXT TYPO I'VE EVER CREATED

let me try this again, Mr sexual failure:

ON YOURKNEES*

WE EXPECT YOU TO GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, IN A MEN'S ROOM, ALLOWING AN ENDLESS SERIES OF OTHER MEN TO FUCK YOU DOWN YOUR THROAT

BECAUSE YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NEVER GOING TO GET ANY PUSSY..

>>303847

THERE ARE DOZENS OF REASONS WHY NO WOMAN HAS EVER GIVEN YOU THE TIME OF DAY

THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF REASONS WHY NO WOMAN HAS EVER HAD SEX WITH YOU

TODAY I AM GOING TO MENTION AS MANY OF THOSE REASONS AS I CAN POSSIBLY MUSTER

>>303848

your damnation slumbereth not glowshit

>>303852

YOU CAN RUN AND HIDE, BECAUSE I DON'T MIND… I'M GOING TO CONTINUE LISTING THE MANY REASONS WHY NO WOMAN HAS EVER SPREAD HER LEGS FOR YOU…..

BECAUSE YOU WILL DEFINITELY COME BACK LATER AND READ THEM ALL

AND SO WILL EVERYBODY ELSE

>>303852

YOU ARE A WALKING BILLBOARD ADVERTISING SEXUAL FAILURE….

MANY COMPANIES TRY TO SUBTLY INCORPORATE MESSAGES OF 'POSSIBLE SEXUAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS' IF YOU USED THEIR PRODUCT OR WORE THEIR PARTICULAR BRAND OF BLUE JEANS

BUT NOT YOU….

YOU'RE THE EXACT OPPOSITE…

YOU ADVERTISE A LIFESTYLE THAT GUARANTEES SEXUAL FAILURE

COLOGNE MANUFACTURERS, CLOTHING COMPANIES, WATCHMAKERS.. HAIR PRODUCTS, TOOTH WHITENERS.. ALL OF THESE INDUSTRIES HAVE USED A SUBTLE MESSAGE THAT IF YOU INCORPORATE THERE PRODUCT INTO YOUR LIFE, YOU WILL BE MORE ATTRACTIVE TO THE OPPOSITE SEX

BUT NOT YOU.. YOU ARE ADVERTISING A WAY OF THINKING, THAT IF INCORPORATED BY OTHER MEN YOUR AGE, BEYOND ANY SHADOW OF A DOUBT, WILL GUARANTEE A LAUGHABLE LACK OF LOVELY LADIES WILLING TO BE SEEN STANDING ANYWHERE WITHIN 20 FT OF YOU

>>303856

mung beans and 45 slugs.

my absolute favorite combo.

make dem eggs.

turn on de lite open de door.

ima coming.

IT'S IMPORTANT THAT ADVERTISERS CONVINCE THEIR DEMOGRAPHIC TARGET BY OFTEN TIMES SHOWING EXAMPLES OF THEIR PRODUCT WORKING FOR OTHER PEOPLE…

THAT'S WHY YOUR EXISTENCE SERVES AS THE ULTIMATE BILLBOARD

ANY YOUNG MALE WHO DESIRES SEXUAL FAILURE NEEDS ONLY TO LOOK IN YOUR DIRECTION FOR VERIFICATION THAT WHATEVER YOU'RE ADVERTISING.. IT OBVIOUSLY FUCKING WORKS

>>303859

wrong little lady…

I'M cumming….

down your throat

I figure.. you're letting every other guy do it, so it's my turn next

>>303859

I SUPPOSE NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER BLAME YOU FOR BEING ANGRY

after all, just look at yourself.. you've got every fucking reason to be angry

>>303847

The ironic part of all is….. the clever people exposed to both the site admin and FBI exactly those who were posting threats on this site really were….. not average people, no not at all…. they were working within the same government they were being reported to lol. Get it? PSYOPS… entrapment operations…. 90% of them glow in the dark and once exposed they vanish into the light not to be seen here ever again. 90% of the people posting CP & death/terror threats GLOW. Actually fucking GLOW.

>>303860

make dem eggs

>>303859

but I think it's fair to say everybody would agree with me..

your anger is obviously targeted at yourself

because it wouldn't make any sense for you to be angry at anybody else

nobody else turned you into a failure

that was your own doing

you're the only one responsible for your own failure

so we're all curious why you try to use childish Pre-K talent show magic act techniques of misdirection and distraction?

why do you try to pretend like you're angry at women?

>>303860

make dem eggs>>303866

make dem dem dem eggs eggs eggs

>>3032001

>>3010345

etc etc.

MAKE DEM EGGS.

>>303845

I don't think anyone left here understands this lol.

Not even some who were doing the reporting themselves lol.

>>303865

hold on a second, mister little dick.. I'll be right back, okay?

>>303864

I take it back about believing you're married. now I realize you're definitely mentally ill, you've got a psychiatric disorder, and you're unemployed… that's all I need to know…

if you're not on ssi, you really need to apply for it soon

you're insane and you don't have a job.. it might come in handy

>>303865

okay dickless, I'm back… where was i? oh yeah

EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE ANGRY AT WOMEN, WHEN YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO FUCKED YOURSELF OVER.. NO WOMAN HAS EVER FUCKED YOU OVER, BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE…. THERE'S NEVER BEEN AN OPPORTUNITY FOR A WOMAN TO FUCK YOU OVER….. SO WE ALL WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE ANGRY AT WOMEN

>>303864

you might want to consider a good old tried true and tested a typical antipsychotic, not one of these new next-gen bullshit compounds but one of the old fashioned atypical antipsychotics like thorazine perhaps

>>303867

YEAH, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT YOU'VE NEVER HAD AN OPPORTUNITY FOR A WOMAN TO FUCK YOU OVER.. I MEAN, SHIT.. OBVIOUSLY NO WOMAN HAS EVER CHEATED ON YOU BEFORE….. THE ONLY WAY A WOMAN COULD CHEAT ON YOU IS IF SHE WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN THE FIRST PLACE… SO THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED….. SO, EXACTLY WHICH WOMAN FUCKED YOU OVER?.. OH.. OH MY GOD.. OH MY GOSH GOODNESS!!…. YOU'RE STILL ANGRY AT YOUR MOTHER, AREN'T YOU?

>eggs

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eggs

>>303870

>taking mind control toxins that destroy your brain

No thanks. But thanks anyway for the help. Could not have done it without you honestly. Time I get off this damned honeypot again and put myself to better use.

>>303867

well you know what they say about adult males who are incapable of resolving their internal conflicts from their childhood, right?..

oh.. really?.. you don't?..

well it's not good.. I'll tell you that much right now

what they say about guys like you is definitely not good..

so you're still pissed off at your mother?

>>303873

excellent choice, sir! for many many reasons

the least of which are not :

you're better than this

and the fact that I'm about to push this guy into allowing himself to commit another federal offense on the internet, at which point it becomes evidence

NUGGET PROCO

NEVER FAILS.

MAKE DEM EGGS.

this is always the best part.. this is where they can't hide the fact that they're starting to become unhinged

when they look back on it (and they always do, because they always return to the thread and read it again, fuming) this is where they admit to themselves that they are easily triggered

>>303876

WHAT KIND OF WHISKEY SHOULD I DRINK TONIGHT!?

I'm honestly thinking about making myself a few mix drinks since I have some cheaper blended scotch. Maybe a rusty nail. Love rusty nails. Old fashions are pretty good too, with the orange and all.

>>303877

I guess it's mere coincidence that you're terrified of women and simultaneously pretend to be angry at women?

I suppose they're not related at all?

>>303880

Note: if you tell me how to make a mix drink, I will double the amount of every ingredient, except for the whiskey…. in which I will triple the amount!

>>303880

does your liquor store sell pot?

because alcohol is destroying your liver, quite literally destroying it, no matter how many cloves of garlic or drops of honey and lemon you think may cure the damage you're doing…

the reason you're afraid of marijuana is because you had a bad experience when you were younger

it triggered a pre-existing chemical imbalance

but that's okay.. because there's lots of drugs and distillates that have negative effects on people, especially the first couple times they try it

did you let the "hanging onto the toilet and trying to cut a deal with God where you promised you would never drink again if he just let you live" incidents prevent you from continuing to drink alcohol?

>>303883

the correct terminology is MIXED drink

and if you're going to do something, by God do it right!

AND IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A MIXED DRINK, BY GOD.. IT MIGHT AS WELL BE A LONG ISLAND ICED TEA

A great rusty nail: 1 oz Drambuie, 3oz whiskey!

IF IT'S MERE COINCIDENCE THAT OP IS TERRIFIED OF REJECTION BY WOMEN AND SIMULTANEOUSLY PRETENDS TO BE ANGRY AT WOMEN, then I'm guessing it's also a mere coincidence that he has a tiny penis?

==THAT SEEMS LIKE AN INORDINATE AMOUNT OF COINCIDENCES IN HERE TODAY.. I DIDN'T REALIZE ANYONE WHITE SUPREMACY CHAT ROOM COULD HAVE SO MANY COINCIDENCES HAPPENING IN IT AT THE SAME TIME={

Great old fashion: 0.5oz homemade cane sugar syrup, two splash of orange bitter and 3oz whiskey.

I think I'll have 3 rusty nails and 2 old fashions tonight, and a night cap of something else. It's already settled.

OOPS.. DID I JUST INADVERTENTLY REFER TO /PND/ AS A "WHITE SUPREMACY CHAT ROOM"???

my bad.. I should have remembered to include SUPERIORITY OVER WOMEN

because obviously OP is very Superior compared to any woman

MAKE DEM EGGS

nuggets and eggs….

mmmmmmmmmmmmm……

>>303890

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey YOU

don't take this the wrong way

seriously.. don't be pissed. don't take this the wrong way

right now you sound like a woman

women drink those bullshit cocktails not men

the next thing you know you'll be sharing hair conditioning tips…

slow down on the fuzzy navel recipes

>>303892

don't deny me

there's only one cocktail worth a damn, if you're a man

it's called the BOTTLE OF SINGLE MALT SCOTCH

>>303893

I know. But I tried a few recently and love them. But I do love straight up whiskey too. I think I'll have straight whiskey as the night cap tonight.

>>303897

the recipe is fairly simple..

take one bottle filled with single malt scotch

and empty it

MAKE DEM EGGS BBY

>>303899

trust me I'm making them as I speak

unlike you, my testicles are continually producing them…

but you'll be tasting them soon, so be patient

>>303896

YES. And I still LOVE THOSE. Absolutely!

>>303897

but if you are a man who wants to try an actual cocktail, a mixed drink.. not a MIX drink, but a MIXED drink …

the goal is twofold you want to get drunk and you want it to taste good

if you can do simple math, there's only one sum total

THE LONG ISLAND ICED TEA

1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 4

>>303901

Problem: I got no premium single malt scotch in the house right now. I always end up drinking them when I get them.

NUGGS AND EGGS NUGGS AND EGGS NUGGS AND EGGS NUGGS AND EGGS NUGGS AND EGGS

and since there are four different liquors in a Long Island iced tea, you're drinking four times as much alcohol

then we need to make sure it tastes good

you're in luck !!!

if a Long Island iced tea is prepared correctly, by somebody who knows what they're doing like me, YOU CAN'T EVEN TASTE THE ALCOHOL

NUGGS NUGGS NUGGS NUGGS NUGGS NUGGS NUGGS NUGGS NUGGS NUGGS NUGGS NUGGS

no

eggs.

a correctly made Long Island iced tea actually negates the alcoholic flavor, balancing everything out, and tastes pretty muchEGG ZACK LEE LIKE A NESTEA INSTANT ICED TEA

which I think everybody will agree is a completely acceptable delicious flavor

it might not have exploding fizzy sour worms or electronic robotic transforming superheroes, but good old-fashioned iced tea taste pretty fucking good if you ask me

>>303906

I'll have to try that sometime too. I was never into mix drinks until someone mentioned a "rusty nail" to me at a local restaurant and I decided to try it.

>>303907

>YOU CAN'T EVEN TASTE THE ALCOHOL

I like tasting the alcohol.

>>303768

DINNER IS SERVED!!!!!

>>303909

I like tasting the alcohol because I like knowing I'll get drunk. If you can't taste the alcohol why bother? Same goes for ANY mix drinks.

>>303768

>>303768

>>303768

DINNER IS SERVED!!!!!

NUGPRO IS HERE TO SERVE YOUR MOST EXTREME NEEDS. DO YOU DOUBT IT? PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL 800-NUG-MEUP

>>303914

wow I just realized how rude I must have seemed.. I certainly don't want you thinking I intentionally embarrassed you about your inability to find a woman who loves you

>>303914

well damn.. it's really easy to get girls, dude

I'll be more than happy to help give you a few pointers

let's start at the beginning, and you can tell me exactly how many reasons you've counted that women won't fuck you

>>303914

no. no. no just stop.. stop stop

stop telling yourself that you can't do it

>>303914

of course you can do it

you just need to get comfortable with women laughing at you, that's all

The ropers*

like I said speech to text. but there's no way I'm going to waste finger movement on this faggot, at least not until I have him in a headlock, and I'm reaching around the finger his clit before I slide it into his asshole

>>303914

I'm dead serious…

this is real. I'm actually offering to help you learn how to finally get pussy

because obviously nobody else ever taught you

but it's not charity, like the money you get from the government… this isn't a welfare program like the one your mother made you sign up for…

I want something in return…

before I help you, you need to tell me

WHY YOU PRETEND TO BE ANGRY AT WOMEN, WHEN YOU ARE THE REASON YOU CAN'T GET ANY PUSSY

>>303914

IF YOU WEREN'T ANY GOOD AT WALKING, WOULD YOU BE ANGRY AT THE SIDEWALK?

>>303914

WOULDN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE AND BE LESS HUMILIATING TO SIMPLY PUT YOUR EFFORTS INTO LEARNING HOW TO WALK?

>>303914

because everybody he was walking down the sidewalk sees you laying there, complaining about the sidewalk….

pretending like the sidewalk is not good enough for you….

but you're aware that you're not fooling anybody, right?…

right?….

you ARE aware that everybody realizes you're too stupid to learn how to walk, right?

>>303914

tell you what I'm gonna do….

I realize in many ways, you're a lot like one of those Romanian orphans in one of those horrible orphanages

I realize human touch is something you probably rarely experienced.. after we grow up, human touch is it something we don't experience much, unless we have a girlfriend or a wife

>>303914

and I'm going to try to remember to make physical contact with you while you're sucking my dick…

I'm going to caress the back of your head with my hand

I'll reach down and tickle your chin

>>303914

I'll teach you what human touch really feels like

(lol if you only knew)

yeah I'd be more than happy to touch you

so you can finally experience it

>>303914

remember back in the good old days, back when I told you I was going to teach you how to get a girl?

that's exactly what I'm doing….

since you obviously don't play the "role of a male" in your existence, you gravitated towards me because I'm the assertive older male you've always sought out to solidify your role as a woman

and since you obviously become attracted to me, you're finding out first hand exactly how to get a woman…

basically you just sit in /pnd/ and wait for a woman to pretend like he's a tough guy

and everybody knows what happens next

soon I'll be caressing the back of your head while you show me how desperate you are for a friend

>>303914

*whispers in your ear as I shove your head down onto my coke can dick, as Wendy and more than one other woman have called it before*

"dinner's ready, princess"

you better swallow all your eggs, or I'm going to break your jaw when you're done

>>303913

that's why I said single malt scotch

my father always preferred one ice cube in his scotch, although Puritans will insist your only supposed to add ONE SINGLE DROP OF WATER to release the bouquet

you're*

I'm beginning to think you may have programmed my speech to text voice recognition engine

>>303914

just kidding by the way.. I was joking about breaking your jaw if you don't swallow all your eggs…

that's not the reason I'm going to break it

>>303914

I'm well aware you're going to gleefully accommodate every last wiggling little sperm I blow down your throat, no matter how rudely we get there…

it's extremely unlikely that you're going to shoot yourself in the foot during your first opportunity to ever make a friend

>>303914

have you ever noticed that the more polite you are with a woman while having sex with her, the less likely she is to ever have sex with you again? and how the more abruptly rude and brutal the more she'll come back?

…

.. no?