/pnd/ - Politics, News, Debate

>>295242

unfortunately he's not going to ever do any jail time

he definitely SHOULD, but that's not what's going to end up happening..

I'm afraid you'll have to find comfort in the fact that EVEN HIS SUPPORTERS KNOW HE SHOULD GO TO PRISON

of course they are white trash, and they are sniveling cowards, so they don't have the testicles required to be honest and admit they realize he should be serving a prison sentence…

but deep in their empty little souls, each and every white trash trailer park closet homosexual inbred high School dropout WWE fanatic monster truck show hillbilly backwoods piece of shit who voted for Trump realizes he committed Federal offenses

>>295242

the Trump supporter is a bizarre animal

they survive by pretending not to be aware of reality

that's why they always make fun of "muh Russia", even though they saw the illiterate caveman violate federal election laws by asking Russia to release the emails on live television

Russia definitely seize the opportunity to demoralize America by helping getting Trump elected

so every Trump fan is a pawn of Vladimir Putin

every Trump fan is part of the "we will destroy America from within" manifesto

this was their first opportunity to ever feel like they weren't irrelevant

this was the first time they ever DIDN'T feel like an overlooked piece of worthless white trash

and of course it didn't last long

because it was all a fluke

they ARE irrelevant

they ARE overlooked and worthless

they ARE insignificant white trash

so they clung to their imaginary victory

and they took a queue from their illiterate caveman idol, learning the new "genius evasion tactic" of simple caveman DENIAL

so just like him, they don't need to invest any higher thought, and can simply grunt and point and say WE WON

that might work for them, but the entire world knows the truth

just like their illiterate monkey hero, they will all go down in history as the most uneducated, most disenfranchised, least relevant and least sophisticated sore losers since the beginning of time

THE FUNNIEST PART ABOUT TRUMP WINNING THE 2020 ELECTION :

JOE BIDEN

THE FUNNIEST PART ABOUT TRUMP WINNING THE 2020 ELECTION :

TRUMP

THE FUNNIEST PART ABOUT TRUMP WINNING THE 2020 ELECTION :

NOTICE THEY FINALLY GAVE UP ON THE "WE ACTUALLY WON" MANTRA

THE FUNNIEST PART ABOUT TRUMP WINNING THE 2020 ELECTION :

REALITY SLAPPING THEM ACROSS THE FACE EVERY MORNING WHEN THEY WAKE UP

THE FUNNIEST PART ABOUT TRUMP WINNING THE 2020 ELECTION :

me laughing

>cheney-says

Stopped reading right there.

while anybody with a brain stem automatically hates Donald Trump before they ever even learn who he is, and everybody in Washington being embarrassed by his one-inch penis (that just so happens to be attached to an obese illiterate child rapist) there is there's actually an "upside" to the fact that he'll never be prosecuted or convicted :

it proves that he IS NOT AN "OUTSIDER"

if he truly was an outsider, as they seem to think.. he would have already been convicted a long time ago..

the simple fact that he could help Epstein rape a 13-year-old girl, publicly ask the Russians to help him win the election in front of news cameras, commit a series of federal offenses while in office, then attempt to overthrow the United States government on January 6thwithout going to prisonclearly proves that they voted for an insider, the status quo…

and these are the same idiots who think "Trump would like them in real life"

in reality, Trump would take one look at the chicken coop attached to their house, and distance himself as far away as possible

he considers his own voters to be the lowest form of white trash on the planet, and rightfully so.

>>295379

nobody gives a fuck what you read or don't read

you seem to have somehow gotten yourself confused with "somebody who matters"

>>295379

but nobody is surprised you would be repulsed by somebody with enough balls to stand up and be bipartisan…

nobody expected you to stand up for the truth

admitting the truth isn't your specialty

YOU DIDN'T END UP SITTING IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER ALL DAY, COLLECTING DISABILITY BENEFITS WHILE YOU SIT ON YOUR LAZY LONELY ASS, PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, WATCHING ANIME, AND PRETENDING TO BE AN IMPORTANT NEO-NAZI MOVER AND SHAKER IN AN EMPTY CHAT ROOM by being honest with yourself

>>295379

thank you for your vote… your opinion matters…

*tosses your comment in my toilet*

>>295242

Trump supporters are a special breed of LEARNING INCAPABLE RETARDS…

that's why they all projected a contrived "anti-pedophilia" template on to a man who helped Jeffrey Epstein rape a 13 year old girl several times

he pulled several three ways with Jeffrey Epstein on this 13 year old girl

and he also raped her by himself several times

Trump even threatened the girl, warning her that he could have her family hurt if she ever told anybody what was happening

THAT'S THE SPECIAL FORM OF BRAIN INJURED ORANGUTAN WHO VOTES FOR TRUMP

which can only lead to shining a spotlight on the voters themselves, in an effort to determine the source of their bizarre psychologically unstable creepy "anti pedophilia defender of Innocence" garbage…

last time I checked, normal, psychologically stable adults do not fixate on pedophilia

this is generally a topic reserved for pedophiles

and victims of child molestation, who allowed the molestation to continue, and only decided to become a hero decades later after erroneously transposing a fabricated and undeserved "defender of Innocence and anti pedophilia" HERO template on to one of Epstein's best customers

>>295379

since you obviously don't have a job or a girlfriend

I'd imagine you probably achieve an erection when you think about Donald Trump raping the 13-year-old girl

but I'm certain you try to mask your dirty little secret by pretending you are a "defender of Innocence"

you and all of the other blue collar low IQ trailer park white trash child molesters did a very good job of electing a child rapist as your hero, and an imaginary cloak behind which you attempt to hide the fact that you don't have a girlfriend, and you would gladly molest a 13-year-old girl, if you could simply find a 13-year-old girl with low enough standards to have sex with a pathetic out of shape unemployed adult who spends his days staring at a computer monitor in a spare bedroom…

Trump would take one look at the chicken coop attached to your trailer…..

and that's the last time you would ever see him again

HE LOVES THE UNEDUCATED

but that doesn't mean he likes you

>>295384

>neo-nazi

please tell us about your head trauma because it's obvious after reading many of the little gems you leave here that you have some kind of cognitive neurological deficit going on

i'm guessing it was a car accident or perhaps parental neglect

when you were very young

if you don't want to talk about it that's okay too

US Defcon level remains the same as last month, Level 3 heightened security readiness. Source: Defcon Level.

Mariupol is now under full Russian control: Source: South Front.

NATO fails to evacuate ‘military advisors”‘ from Mariupol in dry cargo ship, Western military advisors working with Ukrainian likely killed. Source: Greek News On Demand.

▲ RUSSIAN STATE DUMA DEPUTY CONFIRMS NATO INSTRUCTORS TRAPPED IN MARIUPOL FACTORY: https://www.bitchute.com/video/72MTe5On9t9Y/

VIDEO: French Journalists Reached Mariupol To Interview Local Civilians: https://southfront.org/french-journalists-reached-mariupol-to-interview-local-civilians-war-crimes-by-azov-confirmed-video/

In a clear sign of Putin's fury over failures of the invasion, the Russian leader dismissed more than 150 officers and the head of department responsible for Ukraine. Source: UK Express.

Chancellor Karl Nehammer says he held ‘very direct, open and tough’ talks with the Russian president in Moscow. Source: Al Jazeera.

From Pakistan to Peru, soaring food and fuel prices are tipping countries over the edge. Source: CNN.

Europe’s defense firms feel the squeeze of shortages, sanctions. Source: Defense News.

Replacing Russian crude oil lost by a possible ban from the EU would be nearly impossible, OPEC Secretary General Mohammad Barkindo said today in a speech at a high-level meeting between OPEC and the EU was seen by Reuters. OPEC wasn't sugar-coating the harsh realities of the oil supply situation should the EU choose to ban imports of Russian crude oil in response to Putin's invasion of Ukraine. "We could potentially see the loss of more than 7 million barrels per day (bpd) of Russian oil and other liquids exports, resulting from current and future sanctions or other voluntary actions. Considering the current demand outlook, it would be nearly impossible to replace a loss in volumes of this magnitude," the Secretary General said. Source: Oil Price.

Hungary working with Gazprom on finding ruble payment for gas. Source: Remix News.

The West Is Suffering The Consequences Of Poor Energy Decisions: https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/The-West-Is-Suffering-The-Consequences-Of-Poor-Energy-Decisions.html

On April 11, horrific footage was shared online. The video shows how the tank is firing at close range at a group of soldiers. The exact reasons and circumstances of the shot are unclear, as well as the place of the incident. The strike targeted a BMP on the side of the road, where the group was standing. The tank was identified as a Russian one, presumably, T-72B3. The video was made by Ukrainians on one of the Ukrainians checkpoints. Source: South Front.

A humanitarian aid center in Sievierodonetsk, Luhansk region, was destroyed as a result of the massive Russian shelling. Source: Ukrinform.

US intelligence reported over the weekend of April 9-10 that Russian Army General Aleksandr Vladimirovich Dvornikov, commander of the Southern Military District, is now in overall command of Russian operations in Ukraine. This news is unsurprising; Dvornikov is the most senior of the three Russian military district commanders involved in the invasion, and the Russian military is concentrating its efforts almost exclusively in the area of Ukraine that Dvornikov had already been commanding. Had Putin selected another officer to command the entire war effort, he would likely have had to relieve Dvornikov for these reasons. Dvornikov commanded Russia’s forces in Syria from the official beginning of the Russian intervention in September 2015 to July 2016. Source: ISW.

Russian forces continued to amass troops in Kharkiv Oblast to reinforce offensive operations on the Izyum axis and conducted several minor attacks. Source: ISW.

>>295395

Over the past week, direct losses to Ukraine's economy due to the destruction and damage of civilian and military infrastructure, recorded in open sources, increased by $12.2 billion. As of April 11, the total amount of documented direct infrastructural losses, based on public sources alone, has already reached $80.4 billion: https://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-economy/3455642-ukraines-losses-due-to-war-grow-to-564600b.html

Biden Infuriates Environmentalists & Oil Refiners By Allowing More Ethanol In Gas To Lower Prices: https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/biden-infuriates-environmentalists-and-oil-refiners-allowing-more-ethanol-gas

German wholesale prices rose sharply in March on year, posting the biggest increase since the wholesale price indices were first calculated in 1962, the German statistics office Destatis said. Wholesale prices increased 22.6% in March compared with the same month last year. This follows a 16.6% increase in February on year, Destatis said: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/german-wholesale-prices-post-biggest-increase-in-60-years-271649753013

An undisclosed investor is selling shares in Deutsche Bank and Commerzbank, a stock monitor said late Monday, stakes that amount to more than 5% in Germany’s top two lenders. One investor who holds such sizeable stakes in both banks is Capital Group of Los Angeles. A spokesperson for the investor declined to comment: https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/en/news-page/world/large-investor-dumping-sizeable-amount-of-deutsche-bank-stock

The World Trade Organization (WTO) on Tuesday lowered its global trade estimate for 2022 amid Russia's war on Ukraine and rising commodity prices: https://www.aa.com.tr/en/economy/wto-lowers-trade-growth-estimates-amid-rise-in-commodity-prices-russia-ukraine-war/2561722

US annual consumer inflation up 8.5% in March, highest since December 1981. Annual prices for energy, gasoline, natural gas, electricity up 32%, 48%, 21.6%, 11.1% respectively, US Labor Department says: https://www.aa.com.tr/en/economy/us-annual-consumer-inflation-up-85-in-march-highest-since-december-1981/2561770

RUMOR: Azov is planning on executing all foreign advisors who are currently hiding in Azovstal to prevent their capture by Russians: https://twitter.com/wargonzoo/status/1513864213965455364

Pentagon claims chemical weapons used in Mariupol by Russians: https://www.cnbc.com/2022/04/11/pentagon-monitoring-reports-of-possible-russian-chemical-weapons-attack-in-mariupol.html

Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov said Russia’s ultimate objective in Ukraine is “designed to put an end to the reckless course towards the complete dominance of the world by the United States,” adding that its military efforts will continue even amid peace negotiations: https://www.infowars.com/posts/live-updates-berlin-drivers-show-solidarity-for-russia-as-energy-costs-soar-from-western-sanctions/

Vietnam veteran talks harsh words about Russia-Ukraine war interference from the West, and the blowback it may have: http://www.321gold.com/editorials/moriarty/moriarty030122.html

The Ukrainian military has turned 5,000 Russian military vehicles into a pile of scrap metal within the seven weeks of the war (as of April 8). This mass could be used to rebuild the country's infrastructure, but this equipment must first be disposed of properly: https://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-economy/3455671-ukrainian-army-turns-5000-russian-military-vehicles-into-scrap-forbes.html

Mariupol remains one of the main battlefields in Ukraine. Fierce fighting continues in the city in the main hotspots, including the seaport area, the Azovstal facilities and the Ilyich factory. The besieged remnants of the AFU units realize their desperate situation. Some of them surrender to the Russian and DPR armies, while others try to break out of the trap in Mariupol. On April 12, the head of the DPR, Denis Pushilin, stated that the port of Mariupol was liberated by the forces of the DPR Armed Forces and had passed under the control of the republic. The nearby areas are being mopped up. In Mariupol, the last points of resistance remain on the territory of the Azovstal facility. Remaining forces of the Ukrainian army are being pushed out the coastal area and the Ilyich plant: https://southfront.org/gradual-transition-of-mariupol-from-afu-to-dpr/

>>295396

UPDATE: I will start posting full links in the war updates again, however, if I run into another blockade I am going to strip the links for 8kun and mirror the FULL UNCENSORED UPDATE on an obscure pastebin site for people to see here! I WILL NOT BE PLAYING GAMES ANYMORE.

MY COMMENT ABOUT THE LACK OF LINKS: Part of the problem is I have no idea what links are blocked and what are not. I do not wish to keep trying to evade blockades in which I have no idea what sources they decide to block next. I can promise you all the information I have posted have the sources named, so if you desire to find those reports they are available to search up.

HERE is a full UTF-8 link of all the war news sources: https://fckthat.site/paste/view/raw/7142317d

the coding on this website is spectacular

>>295384

>Trump

<Le Neo-nazi!!!!!!!!

LOL! Trump absolutely took a Jewish shit on America with "Operation Warp Speed" and also gave huge financial aid to Israel, being buddy buddy with NuttyYahoo.

>>295400

I'd vote for it if it ran against any of the crooked political 'leaders' we have today honestly. Even a child could run this country better.

>>295403

that should qualify YOU to be president

and God knows, just look at yourself.. you don't have a job, you don't have an emotional or sexual life companion, and the closest thing you've got to friends are three random strangers in an empty chat room…

you've done a great job managing your life, so I'm sure you would do a great job managing the country

if you became president, EVERYBODY would become an SSI recipient like you

>>295403

May I go as far as to suggest The only reason you latch on to this neo-nazi bullshit is because it's easier than actually getting up on your own two feet and standing up like a man…

it's easier for you to point fingers at others than to embrace accountability for your own lack of success

>>295403

SPEAKING OF CHILDREN…..

children have parents…..

and speaking of you not having a job, yet somehow managing to find somebody to pay your internet bill and keep a roof over your head?

>>295407

This is not /pol/, this is not a Nazi board. It's become a toilet bowl to piss off those who glow, people like (((you))). And evidently it has for the most part as there are not many who even care to spread their disinfo glowing propaganda here anymore.

>>295403

speaking of children :

any 6-year-old realizes that you didn't become a parody of an Internet douchebag lonely geeky awkward misfit loser BY BEING A SOCIALLY INTEGRATED FINANCIALLY SUCCESSFUL LADIES MAN WITH AMAZING LEADERSHIP QUALITIES

US Defcon level remains the same as last month, Level 3 heightened security readiness. Source: Defcon Level.

Mariupol is now under full Russian control: Source: South Front.

NATO fails to evacuate ‘military advisors”‘ from Mariupol in dry cargo ship, Western military advisors working with Ukrainian likely killed. Source: Greek News On Demand.

▲ RUSSIAN STATE DUMA DEPUTY CONFIRMS NATO INSTRUCTORS TRAPPED IN MARIUPOL FACTORY: https://www.bitchute.com/video/72MTe5On9t9Y/

VIDEO: French Journalists Reached Mariupol To Interview Local Civilians: https://southfront.org/french-journalists-reached-mariupol-to-interview-local-civilians-war-crimes-by-azov-confirmed-video/

In a clear sign of Putin's fury over failures of the invasion, the Russian leader dismissed more than 150 officers and the head of department responsible for Ukraine. Source: UK Express.

Chancellor Karl Nehammer says he held ‘very direct, open and tough’ talks with the Russian president in Moscow. Source: Al Jazeera.

From Pakistan to Peru, soaring food and fuel prices are tipping countries over the edge. Source: CNN.

Europe’s defense firms feel the squeeze of shortages, sanctions. Source: Defense News.

Replacing Russian crude oil lost by a possible ban from the EU would be nearly impossible, OPEC Secretary General Mohammad Barkindo said today in a speech at a high-level meeting between OPEC and the EU was seen by Reuters. OPEC wasn't sugar-coating the harsh realities of the oil supply situation should the EU choose to ban imports of Russian crude oil in response to Putin's invasion of Ukraine. "We could potentially see the loss of more than 7 million barrels per day (bpd) of Russian oil and other liquids exports, resulting from current and future sanctions or other voluntary actions. Considering the current demand outlook, it would be nearly impossible to replace a loss in volumes of this magnitude," the Secretary General said. Source: Oil Price.

Hungary working with Gazprom on finding ruble payment for gas. Source: Remix News.

The West Is Suffering The Consequences Of Poor Energy Decisions: https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/The-West-Is-Suffering-The-Consequences-Of-Poor-Energy-Decisions.html

On April 11, horrific footage was shared online. The video shows how the tank is firing at close range at a group of soldiers. The exact reasons and circumstances of the shot are unclear, as well as the place of the incident. The strike targeted a BMP on the side of the road, where the group was standing. The tank was identified as a Russian one, presumably, T-72B3. The video was made by Ukrainians on one of the Ukrainians checkpoints. Source: South Front.

A humanitarian aid center in Sievierodonetsk, Luhansk region, was destroyed as a result of the massive Russian shelling. Source: Ukrinform.

US intelligence reported over the weekend of April 9-10 that Russian Army General Aleksandr Vladimirovich Dvornikov, commander of the Southern Military District, is now in overall command of Russian operations in Ukraine. This news is unsurprising; Dvornikov is the most senior of the three Russian military district commanders involved in the invasion, and the Russian military is concentrating its efforts almost exclusively in the area of Ukraine that Dvornikov had already been commanding. Had Putin selected another officer to command the entire war effort, he would likely have had to relieve Dvornikov for these reasons. Dvornikov commanded Russia’s forces in Syria from the official beginning of the Russian intervention in September 2015 to July 2016. Source: ISW.

Russian forces continued to amass troops in Kharkiv Oblast to reinforce offensive operations on the Izyum axis and conducted several minor attacks. Source: ISW.

>>295411

Over the past week, direct losses to Ukraine's economy due to the destruction and damage of civilian and military infrastructure, recorded in open sources, increased by $12.2 billion. As of April 11, the total amount of documented direct infrastructural losses, based on public sources alone, has already reached $80.4 billion: https://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-economy/3455642-ukraines-losses-due-to-war-grow-to-564600b.html

Biden Infuriates Environmentalists & Oil Refiners By Allowing More Ethanol In Gas To Lower Prices: https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/biden-infuriates-environmentalists-and-oil-refiners-allowing-more-ethanol-gas

German wholesale prices rose sharply in March on year, posting the biggest increase since the wholesale price indices were first calculated in 1962, the German statistics office Destatis said. Wholesale prices increased 22.6% in March compared with the same month last year. This follows a 16.6% increase in February on year, Destatis said: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/german-wholesale-prices-post-biggest-increase-in-60-years-271649753013

An undisclosed investor is selling shares in Deutsche Bank and Commerzbank, a stock monitor said late Monday, stakes that amount to more than 5% in Germany’s top two lenders. One investor who holds such sizeable stakes in both banks is Capital Group of Los Angeles. A spokesperson for the investor declined to comment: https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/en/news-page/world/large-investor-dumping-sizeable-amount-of-deutsche-bank-stock

The World Trade Organization (WTO) on Tuesday lowered its global trade estimate for 2022 amid Russia's war on Ukraine and rising commodity prices: https://www.aa.com.tr/en/economy/wto-lowers-trade-growth-estimates-amid-rise-in-commodity-prices-russia-ukraine-war/2561722

US annual consumer inflation up 8.5% in March, highest since December 1981. Annual prices for energy, gasoline, natural gas, electricity up 32%, 48%, 21.6%, 11.1% respectively, US Labor Department says: https://www.aa.com.tr/en/economy/us-annual-consumer-inflation-up-85-in-march-highest-since-december-1981/2561770

RUMOR: Azov is planning on executing all foreign advisors who are currently hiding in Azovstal to prevent their capture by Russians: https://twitter.com/wargonzoo/status/1513864213965455364

Pentagon claims chemical weapons used in Mariupol by Russians: https://www.cnbc.com/2022/04/11/pentagon-monitoring-reports-of-possible-russian-chemical-weapons-attack-in-mariupol.html

Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov said Russia’s ultimate objective in Ukraine is “designed to put an end to the reckless course towards the complete dominance of the world by the United States,” adding that its military efforts will continue even amid peace negotiations: https://www.infowars.com/posts/live-updates-berlin-drivers-show-solidarity-for-russia-as-energy-costs-soar-from-western-sanctions/

Vietnam veteran talks harsh words about Russia-Ukraine war interference from the West, and the blowback it may have: http://www.321gold.com/editorials/moriarty/moriarty030122.html

The Ukrainian military has turned 5,000 Russian military vehicles into a pile of scrap metal within the seven weeks of the war (as of April 8). This mass could be used to rebuild the country's infrastructure, but this equipment must first be disposed of properly: https://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-economy/3455671-ukrainian-army-turns-5000-russian-military-vehicles-into-scrap-forbes.html

Mariupol remains one of the main battlefields in Ukraine. Fierce fighting continues in the city in the main hotspots, including the seaport area, the Azovstal facilities and the Ilyich factory. The besieged remnants of the AFU units realize their desperate situation. Some of them surrender to the Russian and DPR armies, while others try to break out of the trap in Mariupol. On April 12, the head of the DPR, Denis Pushilin, stated that the port of Mariupol was liberated by the forces of the DPR Armed Forces and had passed under the control of the republic. The nearby areas are being mopped up. In Mariupol, the last points of resistance remain on the territory of the Azovstal facility. Remaining forces of the Ukrainian army are being pushed out the coastal area and the Ilyich plant: https://southfront.org/gradual-transition-of-mariupol-from-afu-to-dpr/

HERE is a full UTF-8 link of all the war news sources: https://fckthat.site/paste/view/raw/7142317d

UPDATE: I just added https://www.marketwatch.com to that list today.

https://rense.com/

http://www.jimstoneindia.com/

http://198.46.190.126/

http://45.89.97.6/

https://oilprice.com

http://southfront.org/

https://beckernews.com

https://www.joshwho.net/

https://rmx.news/

http://greeknewsondemand.com/category/englisharticles/

https://www.euronews.com/

https://www.aa.com.tr/en/economy/

https://www.marketwatch.com

https://understandingwar.org/

https://www.understandingwar.org/publications

http://www.drudgereport.com/

https://www.bitchute.com/channel/theduran/

https://www.aa.com.tr/en/economy/

https://www.defensenews.com/global/

https://www.ukrinform.net/

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news

https://www.aljazeera.com/

https://www.stevequayle.com/

https://www.zerohedge.com/

https://nationalinterest.org/

https://freewestmedia.com/

https://allnewspipeline.com/

https://www.whatdoesitmean.com/

https://www.defconlevel.com/

https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

https://search.brave.com

>>295409

nobody gives a fuck about your irrelevant opinions

perhaps you're barking up the wrong tree?

perhaps you should mention your theories to the board operator, and all of the neo-Nazi symbology can be removed from the index…

but as long as this pathetic empty chat room has swastikas painted on the walls, I'm afraid you're going to have to accept the fact that YOU ARE AN UNEMPLOYED ADULT SITTING IN A NEO-NAZI CHAT ROOM

venting your anger and sexual frustrations

as always, trying to distract from your own inadequacies by pointing your finger at others

(and ironically the one you point your fingers at are the ones who are most successful in their lives)

SEE HOW EASY THAT WAS?

ANY SIX-YEAR-OLD CHILD COULD DO IT

it doesn't take the amazing kreskin to figure you out

>>295414

CONGRATULATIONS ON THE "BEING SUCH A GULLIBLE UNEDUCATED IDIOT, THAT YOU ACTUALLY VOTED FOR A CHILD RAPIST AND A FAILED BUSINESSMAN, WHOM YOU THOUGHT WAS A REAL ESTATE GENIUS, BUT WHO IN FACT BUILT HIS ENTIRE GRIFT ON DEFAULTING, FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY, AND RIPPING OFF HIS INVESTORS

ANY OTHER GENIUS DECISIONS LATELY?

>>295415

All I do is post REAL NEWS.

And we all know how much that irritates the glow!

>>295418

They have the nerve to blame your DNA, instead of blaming their own DNA-damaging clot shot LOL.

Wow.

>>295417

you don't have what it takes to irritate ANYBODY

other than your poor daughter, whom you had to lean on after you realized you were going to end up homeless because of your stupid decisions

and you promised you would change your ways if she let you sleep on her sofa

DID YOU CHANGE YOUR WAYS?

FUCK NO !!! OF COURSE NOT !!!

because you never really cared about her anyway

you never really cared about your wife or your daughter

BECAUSE YOU ARE SELFISH

UNMEDICATED

AND PSYCHOTIC

yeah, nobody in here ever reads your posts or clicks on your links.. so it's hard to irritate us

however I would imagine your daughter is extremely irritated

because you promised…….

but you broke your promise on the first day

US Defcon level remains the same as last month, Level 3 heightened security readiness. Source: Defcon Level.

Mariupol is now under full Russian control: Source: South Front.

NATO fails to evacuate ‘military advisors”‘ from Mariupol in dry cargo ship, Western military advisors working with Ukrainian likely killed. Source: Greek News On Demand.

▲ RUSSIAN STATE DUMA DEPUTY CONFIRMS NATO INSTRUCTORS TRAPPED IN MARIUPOL FACTORY: https://www.bitchute.com/video/72MTe5On9t9Y/

VIDEO: French Journalists Reached Mariupol To Interview Local Civilians: https://southfront.org/french-journalists-reached-mariupol-to-interview-local-civilians-war-crimes-by-azov-confirmed-video/

In a clear sign of Putin's fury over failures of the invasion, the Russian leader dismissed more than 150 officers and the head of department responsible for Ukraine. Source: UK Express.

Chancellor Karl Nehammer says he held ‘very direct, open and tough’ talks with the Russian president in Moscow. Source: Al Jazeera.

From Pakistan to Peru, soaring food and fuel prices are tipping countries over the edge. Source: CNN.

Europe’s defense firms feel the squeeze of shortages, sanctions. Source: Defense News.

Replacing Russian crude oil lost by a possible ban from the EU would be nearly impossible, OPEC Secretary General Mohammad Barkindo said today in a speech at a high-level meeting between OPEC and the EU was seen by Reuters. OPEC wasn't sugar-coating the harsh realities of the oil supply situation should the EU choose to ban imports of Russian crude oil in response to Putin's invasion of Ukraine. "We could potentially see the loss of more than 7 million barrels per day (bpd) of Russian oil and other liquids exports, resulting from current and future sanctions or other voluntary actions. Considering the current demand outlook, it would be nearly impossible to replace a loss in volumes of this magnitude," the Secretary General said. Source: Oil Price.

Hungary working with Gazprom on finding ruble payment for gas. Source: Remix News.

The West Is Suffering The Consequences Of Poor Energy Decisions: https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/The-West-Is-Suffering-The-Consequences-Of-Poor-Energy-Decisions.html

On April 11, horrific footage was shared online. The video shows how the tank is firing at close range at a group of soldiers. The exact reasons and circumstances of the shot are unclear, as well as the place of the incident. The strike targeted a BMP on the side of the road, where the group was standing. The tank was identified as a Russian one, presumably, T-72B3. The video was made by Ukrainians on one of the Ukrainians checkpoints. Source: South Front.

A humanitarian aid center in Sievierodonetsk, Luhansk region, was destroyed as a result of the massive Russian shelling. Source: Ukrinform.

US intelligence reported over the weekend of April 9-10 that Russian Army General Aleksandr Vladimirovich Dvornikov, commander of the Southern Military District, is now in overall command of Russian operations in Ukraine. This news is unsurprising; Dvornikov is the most senior of the three Russian military district commanders involved in the invasion, and the Russian military is concentrating its efforts almost exclusively in the area of Ukraine that Dvornikov had already been commanding. Had Putin selected another officer to command the entire war effort, he would likely have had to relieve Dvornikov for these reasons. Dvornikov commanded Russia’s forces in Syria from the official beginning of the Russian intervention in September 2015 to July 2016. Source: ISW.

Russian forces continued to amass troops in Kharkiv Oblast to reinforce offensive operations on the Izyum axis and conducted several minor attacks. Source: ISW.

>>295422

Over the past week, direct losses to Ukraine's economy due to the destruction and damage of civilian and military infrastructure, recorded in open sources, increased by $12.2 billion. As of April 11, the total amount of documented direct infrastructural losses, based on public sources alone, has already reached $80.4 billion: https://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-economy/3455642-ukraines-losses-due-to-war-grow-to-564600b.html

Biden Infuriates Environmentalists & Oil Refiners By Allowing More Ethanol In Gas To Lower Prices: https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/biden-infuriates-environmentalists-and-oil-refiners-allowing-more-ethanol-gas

German wholesale prices rose sharply in March on year, posting the biggest increase since the wholesale price indices were first calculated in 1962, the German statistics office Destatis said. Wholesale prices increased 22.6% in March compared with the same month last year. This follows a 16.6% increase in February on year, Destatis said: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/german-wholesale-prices-post-biggest-increase-in-60-years-271649753013

An undisclosed investor is selling shares in Deutsche Bank and Commerzbank, a stock monitor said late Monday, stakes that amount to more than 5% in Germany’s top two lenders. One investor who holds such sizeable stakes in both banks is Capital Group of Los Angeles. A spokesperson for the investor declined to comment: https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/en/news-page/world/large-investor-dumping-sizeable-amount-of-deutsche-bank-stock

The World Trade Organization (WTO) on Tuesday lowered its global trade estimate for 2022 amid Russia's war on Ukraine and rising commodity prices: https://www.aa.com.tr/en/economy/wto-lowers-trade-growth-estimates-amid-rise-in-commodity-prices-russia-ukraine-war/2561722

US annual consumer inflation up 8.5% in March, highest since December 1981. Annual prices for energy, gasoline, natural gas, electricity up 32%, 48%, 21.6%, 11.1% respectively, US Labor Department says: https://www.aa.com.tr/en/economy/us-annual-consumer-inflation-up-85-in-march-highest-since-december-1981/2561770

RUMOR: Azov is planning on executing all foreign advisors who are currently hiding in Azovstal to prevent their capture by Russians: https://twitter.com/wargonzoo/status/1513864213965455364

Pentagon claims chemical weapons used in Mariupol by Russians: https://www.cnbc.com/2022/04/11/pentagon-monitoring-reports-of-possible-russian-chemical-weapons-attack-in-mariupol.html

Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov said Russia’s ultimate objective in Ukraine is “designed to put an end to the reckless course towards the complete dominance of the world by the United States,” adding that its military efforts will continue even amid peace negotiations: https://www.infowars.com/posts/live-updates-berlin-drivers-show-solidarity-for-russia-as-energy-costs-soar-from-western-sanctions/

Vietnam veteran talks harsh words about Russia-Ukraine war interference from the West, and the blowback it may have: http://www.321gold.com/editorials/moriarty/moriarty030122.html

The Ukrainian military has turned 5,000 Russian military vehicles into a pile of scrap metal within the seven weeks of the war (as of April 8). This mass could be used to rebuild the country's infrastructure, but this equipment must first be disposed of properly: https://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-economy/3455671-ukrainian-army-turns-5000-russian-military-vehicles-into-scrap-forbes.html

Mariupol remains one of the main battlefields in Ukraine. Fierce fighting continues in the city in the main hotspots, including the seaport area, the Azovstal facilities and the Ilyich factory. The besieged remnants of the AFU units realize their desperate situation. Some of them surrender to the Russian and DPR armies, while others try to break out of the trap in Mariupol. On April 12, the head of the DPR, Denis Pushilin, stated that the port of Mariupol was liberated by the forces of the DPR Armed Forces and had passed under the control of the republic. The nearby areas are being mopped up. In Mariupol, the last points of resistance remain on the territory of the Azovstal facility. Remaining forces of the Ukrainian army are being pushed out the coastal area and the Ilyich plant: https://southfront.org/gradual-transition-of-mariupol-from-afu-to-dpr/

>>295419

it's funny you mention DNA……

especially considering how little you know about science or internal medicine

you couldn't complete an entire sentence that contained factual information about DNA

but here's a little DNA secret for you :

ONE OF YOUR PARENTS ALSO HAD SCHIZOPHRENIA

>>295423

yep! that's right..

paranoid schizophrenia doesn't just appear out of the blue….

it's a genetic brain defect

it means (with absolute certainty) ONE OF YOUR PARENTS ALSO HAD PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA

>>Antichrist

>>The untied bates

"Did ya enjoy it?"

"Do you like it when I kill you a little bit more?"

"Time to kick it up a bit…"

"It's time for a little more than subways and airplanes."

"I've got a hundred million to kill and your just one."

>>295423

your bizarre and embarrassing brain defect is much like dark brown skin, curly black hair and thick monkey lips…

IT'S GENETIC

to be a nigger, at least one of your parents had to be a nigger

and to be schizophrenic, at least one of your parents also had to be schizophrenic

>>Antichrist

>>The untied bates…

Cheat me again and find out…

>>295427

WELL, WELL, WELL…..

IF IT ISN'T THE KING OF SSI DISABILITY WELFARE BENEFITS !!!

HOW'S YOUR MOTHER DOING LATELY?

>>295429

YOU ARE SUCH A PATHETIC SLAVE TO TRENDY FASHION STATEMENTS

IT'S REALLY EMBARRASSING HOW NONE OF YOUR TRENDY FASHION STATEMENTS HAVE BEEN COOL FOR AT LEAST 20 YEARS NOW, MANY OF THEM LONGER…

YOU'RE LIKE A LITTLE FAT PIG 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL WITH BLACK LIPSTICK

THINKING THE "DEMONIC SKULLS AND PENTAGRAMS" MAKE YOU SEEM EDGY

>>295429

HINT :

maybe next time you spray paint yourself with a fabricated contrived trendy fashion statement, you will pick one that ISN'T immediately associated with socially inept sexually inadequate awkward misfit trailer park acne faced loser with the ladies redneck white trash teenagers?

>>295429

it's not 1992 anymore, PETUNIA…..

and your trendy black lipstick DOESN'T hide the fact that you're just an insecure fat ugly pig that no boy wants to fuck

>>Antichrist

>>The untied bates…

Now is Aprill…

Now is my 'turn…'

If my demands are not met… They shall die in greater number…

I will start with 'officers' and end with 'judges…'

The congressmen shall find out during the 'special time.'

>>295434

==THE AMERICAN TAXPAYERS HAVE DEEMED FIT TO DONATE A PATHETIC EMBARRASSING MEASLY "$26 PER DAY" INTO YOUR "POOR ME I'VE GOT A PSYCHIATRIC DISORDER SO I LIVE IN MY MOMMY'S SPARE BEDROOM" FUND…

don't spend the entire $26 in one place

>>295434

THE AMERICAN TAXPAYERS HAVE DEEMED FIT TO DONATE A PATHETIC EMBARRASSING MEASLY "$26 PER DAY" INTO YOUR "POOR ME I'VE GOT A PSYCHIATRIC DISORDER SO I LIVE IN MY MOMMY'S SPARE BEDROOM" FUND…

it seems like you would have the decency to do the dishes occasionally…

just because you slide through life on the taxpayers bill, that doesn't mean you have to treat your mother like a washed up prostitute

(I mean, of course she IS a washed up prostitute, nobody willing to pay the $15 fee anymore, but that doesn't mean you have to make it so obvious to her)

you could at least do the dishes every once in awhile

YOU LAZY EFFEMINATE LITTLE BITCH

>>295434

I heard before you dropped out of high school you were voted "most likely to find another man's sperm on your shirt"

>>295435

I'd say it's bizarre to see a 35-year-old man who's never looked at a vagina in real life before

but women aren't as stupid as you

so of course you've never seen a vagina

what woman would show YOU her genitals?

>>Antichrist

>>The untied bates…

If you cheat me…

I shall drive thee to war…

"I am prepared to detonate nuclear weapons on American soil…"

"The last train is now boarding."

>>295440

minutes pass by very slowly when you're sitting there all by yourself, no friends, and no interaction.. those 60 seconds seem excruciating in the Dead silence of epic loneliness..

as painfully long as those seconds seem, there are 60 of them in every minute…

and 60 mind numbingly slow minutes in every hour of epic loneliness and insignificance…

there are 24 excruciatingly slow hours in every disenfranchised insignificant overlooked day…

and seven unimaginably slow days in every week of not being important…

as long as a week seems to a man who doesn't matter, there are four insurmountably slow moving weeks in every month when you are irrelevant…

and there are 12 months in every despondent year of disenfranchised emptiness…

BUT YOU'VE HAD 35 YEARS

1100736000 SECONDS SO FAR

AND YOU'VE STILL NEVER SEEN A VAGINA

>>295440

speaking of insignificant temper tantrum sissy boy effeminate sexually frustrated teenagers who are not intelligent enough to figure out how to attract women :

PLEASE CONTINUE YOUR FANTASY ROLE PLAY, in which you clearly demonstrate your effeminate nature, sexual frustration, overwhelming inferiority, and lack of intelligence required to figure out how to attract a female and make it all stop

DON'T SPEND THAT $26 IN ONE PLACE, SALLY

>>Antichrist

>>The untied bates

There is no escape…

"Now officials must die…"

If 'France' does not comply with my demands…

I shall tear them to peaces…

I shall now move to 'exterminate.'

Now… My reign of terror begins…

>>295440

it's hilarious watching a 35-year-old man think becoming Beavis and Butthead was impressive in the year 2022

>>295443

your reign of terror began and ended in your mother's checkbook

that's why she helped you apply for SSI disability

LOL, just got back on here and look at this shit show now.

>>295443

you're such a lazy piece of shit, that you made your own mother fill out your SSI application for you

>>295446

YOUR PRESENCE IS NOT REQUIRED

drag your fat ass back to 4chan where it belongs

>>295443

"it's 2022 and I just discovered hellraiser"

>>Antichrist

>>Germany, 'France,' UK

Prepare to be 'bombed.'

Prepare for 'gas.'

Prepare for 'poison.'

Prepare for 'fire.'

Prepare for me… I am coming…

>>295443

if tired washed out hand me down cliches and long forgotten fashion trends were intimidating :

you would be terrifying

>>295450

"I am coming"

how many times did you hear your friend's father tell you that before?

>>295443

Hello there Klaus Schwab, no America will not give into your "you'll own nothing" Great Reset. Go ahead with the nuke threats already, we are patiently waiting!

>>295443

guess what? I just had a hilarious idea !!

JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT :

I realized your posts constitute a valid reason to report you to the Department of Homeland Security and the FBI

this is going to be classic

>>Antichrist

>>The untied bates…

1/16/25

"OUT WITH THE NEW AND IN WITH THE OLD"

'Kaboom-…'

>>295455

Nope. Sorry Sally. No Great Reset. You'll just have to go Kaboom. Sorry.

I don't have to prove anything.. a tip is a tip.. a simple suggestion..

all I need is THE REASONABLE BELIEF THAT YOU ARE POSTING SUBVERSIVE DOMESTIC TERRORIST CONTENT….

and it's up to the federal authorities to make their determination after investigating you….

but even if they don't deem you a threat (there's never been anybody who felt threatened by you before, not even your washed up prostitute of a mother) they will keep your name on a watch list

>>295454

Dude, Sally has been mentioning nuking us 10,000+ times already. This is nothing new here.

>>295455

imagine if it was as simple as throwing another one of your classic temper tantrums…

stomping your feet and refusing to eat dinner…

and the world bowed down before you

LOL imagine.. that's the closest you'll ever get to having any kind of power or authority in this world

until that time comes, I'm afraid you're going to have to settle for being in an effeminate punching bag

>>295458

oh trust me.. I know all too well what little Sally has been doing

THAT'S HOW I KNOW HE'S AN SSI WELFARE DISABILITY RECIPIENT

We literally have a person on /pnd/ who thinks he's in the White House holding the nuclear briefca-wait a minute-–Biden, is that you?

>>295458

he thought he could hide behind a computer monitor, and nobody would be able to determine the reality happening in his pathetic empty life

he didn't stop to consider the fact that

HIS UNEMPLOYMENT WAS OBVIOUS

or the fact that he has Wi-Fi service

and obviously has a roof over his head

HE WAS SO STUPID

HE FAILED TO REALIZE

EVEN A SCHOOL CHILD

WOULD INSTANTLY RECOGNIZE

AN SSI WELFARE RECIPIENT

WHEN THEY SAW ONE

>>295461

of course he doesn't actually believe these things

anymore than he believed he was the dungeon master, back during the formative years, when all of the other boys were dating girls

just like any little girl, SALLY FINDS FANTASY ROLEPLAY MORE EXCITING THAN THE DOLDRUMS OF DAY-TO-DAY SSI WELFARE MOOCHING

by the time I was 35, I had already bedded over 700 women, had several children, and had a knockout 16-year-old wife….

that's why you'll never see me spray painting myself with skulls and pentagrams, lashing out at the world for my lack of sexual accomplishment

>>295465

lol !!!

I've got to hand it to you, psycho

at least you're consistent

>>295465

forgive me for interrupting this flea market moment with a little bit of talent

>>295465

of course you're aware that in 1957, OTTIS WHITMAN asked Elvis Presley if he could please suck his dick?

I heard they're releasing a new slim Whitman movie….

OOOPS !! my bad….

it turns out it was just a piece of used toilet paper on a restroom stall floor…

weird. how did I get that confused with a movie?

TRUE STORY :

during the taping of the Singer sewing machine 68 comeback special (yes singer was the sponsor, and it wasn't called The "comeback special"… it was originally called THE SINGER SPECIAL)

THEY HAD WRAPPED UP THE RECORDING OF THE MUSICAL SECTION OF "IF I CAN DREAM"

and Elvis was EAGER to record his vocal section, so he stayed there in the studio with them all the way through the production of the musical section…

but he didn't know the words yet (the song had been specially written for him, at the drop of a hat, by a very talented Jewish guy)

so Elvis took the piece of paper with the lyric

AND THEY TURNED OUT ALL THE LIGHTS IN THE STUDIO

and Elvis laid on the stage in a fetal position, and sang the words to the song ONE TIME, as he read them off the page

the next day, Elvis walked into the studio ready to go

AND SANG THE SONG AS YOU SEE IT IN THE VIDEO

THAT WAS ONLY HIS 2ND TIME SINGING IT

THAT WASLIVE !!!

the music was pre-recorded, but they did not want to incorporate lip syncing in the special…

so that's Elvis SINGING LIVE !!!!;!

that was only the second time he ever sang the song

the first time happened the night before, while Elvis laid in a fetal position on the stage, with all of the lights out, as he tried to learn the words…

HIS PERFORMANCE COULD BE BEST DESCRIBED AS TRUMPETS BLARING FROM HEAVEN

THE MOST POWERFUL LIVE PERFORMANCE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

next time you feel the need to pat yourself on the back with false assertions about slim Whitman's alleged talent….

simply watch Elvis perform IF I CAN DREAM

and then you'll realize what real talent looks like

Elvis was much more than just an entertainer

he was much much more than just a human

the universe sent him here

by the way, Colonel Tom Parker (the same illegal Dutch immigrant Colonel Tom who was caught by the immigration department, threatened with deportation, and who SOLD ELVIS DOWN THE RIVER by agreeing to enlist Elvis into the army at the height of his career) did everything in his power to sabotage the 68 come back special

Colonel Tom wanted it to be a cheesy Christmas special, complete with Frosty the snowman and other such drivel…

when Steve Binder took control of the project, he cut a deal with Elvis to sabotage the colonel

AND THE RESULT WAS NOTHING SHORT OF MAGNIFICENT

Colonel Tom refused to allow Elvis to perform any music who's publishing rights weren't owned by Colonel Tom…

that's why the shitty movies

that's why the lame music

but during the taping of the 68 comeback special

a group decision was made

"FUCK COLONEL TOM IN THE ASS"

which is why the entire special is so phenomenal

even to this very day

it represents Elvis

telling the colonel

to get down on his knees

and open his mouth

12 minutes and 45 seconds of the most talented, ABSOLUTELY MOST HANDSOME, most riveting entertainer in the history of the human race

ABSOLUTE GOLD !!!!

it's important to note that Elvis FUCKED THE SHIT out of every female he worked with, no matter whether they were married or whatever..

and The comeback special was no different

but there is a blonde in this particular production number that Elvis was specifically keen on emptying his testicles into

he was turning her inside out

THIS is the little blonde I'm talking about

anybody with eyes can clearly see what was happening behind the scenes

anybody who tells you pussys not important OBVIOUSLY never had any

when I was 12 years old, I took a 4-way hit or REAL windowpane LSD….

and I had an epiphany…..

ELVIS !!!!!!!

I believe he may have actually been an alien

and if not an alien, then obviously he had to have been the Jesus figure the Bible keeps mentioning

but that was the day I learned how to recognize greatness

conversely, I also learned how to recognize the opposite of greatness

look at her nose and upper lip

her phenotype clearly indicates a worthless vagina

>>295482

she was just one genetic marker away from cleft palate

>>295482

HOW TO CORRECTLY PREDICT THE PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS OF SOMEBODY'S GENITALS :

THE NOSE AND UPPER LIP

the genetic markers which manifest into the facial phenotype, particularly the nose and upper lip :

the exact same genetic markers that manifest into the genitalia

>>295482

sorry, sweetheart….. but if I wanted a deformed Slavic vagina, I could always fuck Marshmallow Sally

>>295482

OH !!! GOODIE !!! I JUST NOTICED A HUMAN BEING BEHIND ALL OF THE PLASTIC HAIR MAKEUP AND WARDROBE !!

EEEWWWWWW

when my dick wants blonde hotness, it finds A REAL SCANDINAVIAN !!!

not a hydrogen peroxide treated Latino monkey who barely dodged the cleft palate bullet

I've had several German girlfriends… SEVERAL…

there was also one from Lichtenstein

and two swedish girls

one of whom was born in Sweden

so yeah…..

call me a stickler for technical accuracy

>>295482

imagine the horror involved when you finally got to see her DARK, SWEATY, UNCLEAN, BRUNETTE PUBIC HAIR and IMMIGRANT GENITALIA

talk about a letdown

but poppy is an appropriate pseudonym….

because she reminds me of acne

>>295482

>>295496

I think you'll enjoy this performance

>>295496

you're probably correct….

but that's not the only thing I lost…

I also lost my virginity at age 15 to a 36-year-old registered nurse who happened to look exactly like Madonna in the papa Don't preach video

and that was the first of over 700 vaginas I've personally inspected with my quality control standards

hence, the worthless vagina comment

>>295496

believe it or not, I actually think IVO is a very talented human, completely original, and a showman

my wife insisted I post this song

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT MY HATRED OF THE HUMAN RACE HAS TAINTED MY PRESENCE IN THIS BOARD AGAIN

MY WIFE JUST TOLD ME I AM BEING UNFAIR AND PUNISHING YOU GUYS BECAUSE I WANT TO WITNESS ELIMINATION OF THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE

SO I FORMALLY APOLOGIZE IF I GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT AGAIN TODAY

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT THAT THE HUMAN RACE IS SO DISGUSTING

perhaps I should start at the beginning again..

"HELLO UNEMPLOYED COMPUTER GEEKS WHO GRAVITATED TOWARDS A NEO-NAZI CHAT ROOM.. HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING TODAY?"

>>295507

lol

everybody in here is mentally ill

I am not an exception.. I also have a psychiatric disorder known as HYPOMANIA

I am also technically unemployed, and I used to receive SSI benefits, until last year when I got caught working on the side for my friend's mother Mrs Fox was super cool, and she paid off the back payments demanded by the social Security administration…

so now I am technically unemployed, even though I'm making a paycheck.. she owns lots of properties, and I get paid to live in one of her properties and manage things for her here…

I'm also back in the art game again, having started taking commission art jobs for the first time in many many years.

but as you can see, just like you, I've got a lot of free time on my hands….

NONE OF US ENDED UP IN HERE BECAUSE WE ARE SANE OR STABLE…

none of us ended up in here because we are gainfully employed

we are the biggest losers I've ever seen

I AM A COMPLETE FUCKING LOSER

I am a worthless piece of shit…..

so I'm not here to suggest I'm better than anybody else.. if you think that's why I'm here, you're missing the point entirely…

I'M HERE TO REMIND EVERYBODY ELSE THAT THEY ARE ALSO A COMPLETE FAILURE JUST LIKE ME, AN EMBARRASSING LOSER JUST LIKE ME, A MENTALLY ILL DOUCHEBAG.. JUST LIKE ME

SO WHILE YOU MAY SEE ME MAKING COMMENTS THAT SEEM SOMEWHAT INSULTING.. PLEASE DON'T CONFUSE THAT WITH ME THINKING I'M BETTER THAN ANYBODY ELSE

>>295509

a living dog is better than a dead lion.

it's saying this in the bible somewhere.

anybody who stumbles in this chat room is obviously A FAILURE, including myself

so that's what I'm here for

I'm here to remind people that THEY ARE FAR FROM SUPERIOR

>>295511

the term "bible" is nothing more than a generic term meaning a collection of books

you could use the word "volume", and it would have the same lack of religious importance as the word bible

and speaking of the Bible, I've never seen a more poorly written fairy tale in my life

I am not one who waste my time memorizing catch phrases out of "The Three Little pigs", nor do I find any value in any of the redundant catch phrases in the Bible

.>>295513

yeah, those children of light are a real fairy tale.

they making remote controlled models now.

that's what the VR headset is for.

it's not cruel or unusual if it's done for science.

we do animal rescue, my wife and I….

it transcends our human selfishness and greed and myopic perspective

it makes us happy to help innocent entities

right now we are dealing with a foster kitten, who is scheduled for a hysterectomy…

but due to the pandemic, the veterinarian now schedules clients a month or two in advance

so right now, my wife and I, and our five cats are having to endure the incessant howling of a horny teenage kitten, desperately wanting to go outside and get impregnated

I'm actually considering going and sitting in the shower, and letting the water hit me as I fall asleep

that's probably the only way I can drown out the howling

>>295514

children of light….

ahhh, if only archaic empty terminology appeased me

CHILDREN = FUTURE ADULTS

KILL IT BEFORE IT GROWS

MY FAVORITE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR :

simple.. this one's easy….

URINATING IN THE KITCHEN SINK

it's especially fun when you do it for no particular reason

>>295516

you're one of the more thoughtful trolls.

>archaic

check out the pistis sophia @ gnosis.org

it's chock full of funny words.

>>295465

by the way, you're the one who turned me on to pissing in your daughter's kitchen sink.. but you do it because you're too drunk to walk to the bathroom at night…

I do it just to see my wife frown when she's washing dishes and she smells my urine…

I do it because I hate humans

>>295519

I'm not a troll….

of course I understand what you mean, so I'm not offended… in fact, I believe that was a very thoughtful compliment on your part…

but yeah….. I have a couple mental hangups, and one of them is technical accuracy, even if I have to jump through rings of fire to define these technical accuracies…

it's worth it for me

but I was doing this years before anybody ever said the word TROLL

>>295519

when I first started doing this, they actually created warnings and banners about me…

100% true….

and they weren't referring to a group of people

they were referring to one person : ME

they called me "THE DISRUPTIVE GUEST"

I used to have screenshots.. I lost those many many years ago…

but they were actually hilarious :

"WARNING : THE DISRUPTIVE GUEST BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH"

then, when I began cloning other people's accounts, photoshopping their profile pictures with their face attached to somebody getting fucked in the ass buy a warthog, making an almost identical account, and suddenly "taking over their conversations with other people" (albeit with rather bizarre content, discussing the physical characteristics of my father's penis, or the thrill of being molested as a child) THAT'S WHEN THE WARNINGS CHANGED …..

that's when they started warning people that THE DISRUPTIVE GUEST WAS MAKING LOOK ALIKE ACCOUNTS

>>295522

i'd say thought provoking guest.

i'll take mental stimulation and intellectual challenges wherever i can find them.

after cutting my internet teeth on /b/ i'm always glad when i find something a little more real.

>drunk

>peeing in kitchen sink

these things just happen sometimes.

i wouldn't worry about it.

these days if you're not shooting up a school or burning down the retail district you're doing fine.

they got it all wrong… I would try to make the clone accounts as hard to identify as possible, usually by replacing an uppercase "i" with a lowercase "L"

or replacing an "O" with a zero

but their warnings to the other users were so stupid :

they used to warn visitors

"if your profile name is Captain Kidd, the disruptive guest will create a profile called CAPTAIN KIT"

but that's not how I did it at all….

why would I create a clone profile that's obviously not the same profile?

why would I create a profile called CAPTAIN KIT

if my Target's profile was CAPT KIDD?

>>295525

yeah, my wife is convinced he's sleeping on a sofa in the next room over from the kitchen…

she says that's probably why he keeps waking up on his daughter's kitchen floor covered in feces and vomit

plus he recently switched from whiskey to vodka

so that probably caused a little GI upset

and who's complaining about a little bit of diarrhea on the kitchen floor anyway?

>>295527

i thought it was worms?

>>295525

ATTENTION ATTENTION.!! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT !!!

OUR RESIDENT PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC CONSPIRACY THEORIST IS NAMEDKILLCEN

AND I GIVE HIM A LOT OF GRIEF

BUT I LOVE HIM

AND I CONSIDER HIM TO BE A GOOD FRIEND

(in real life, me and all of my good buddies always gave each other a hard time.. because we are dudes.. because we can handle it.. my friends and I always picked on each other and insulted each other on a regular basis… that's how you could tell we loved each other)

SO PLEASE DON'T EVER THINK I DON'T LIKE KILLCEN

he's actually good people

sure, he's completely insane

but so am I

and so are you

he's a friend of mine

and that's never going to change

that's why I reserved the right

to give him hell every chance I get

>>295528

LOL YES !!!

it's good to see at least one of you is paying attention out there

KILLCEN, I LOVE YOU !!

YOU PSYCHOTIC SON OF A BITCH

you're the only KILLCEN I know

please live another 72 years so I can enjoy the bipolar coaster ride

>>295528

I'm pretty sure the worms migrated into a can of pork and beans through the rusty hole at the bottom

THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE THE HOWLING ANYMORE

I'm going toSIT DOWN IN THE SHOWER

I'm going to lean back against the back of the tub

turn out all the lights

and let slightly warmer than room temperature water splash on the front of my body

and close my eyes

and imagine it's 1964

and everything is safe

and we still have 58 years before the world ends

but yeah.. I've never been a troll

I AM A DISAGREEER

I'm here to disagree with everybody, no matter what their opinion may be

it's important to let hot water hit the back of the tub, so it's not cold when I lean against it

that process is now finished, and the tub is calling my name

but in the name of transparency, I'm going to prove what a complete and utter embarrassment and life failure I truly am…

I'm going to tell the story about the broken smartphone and the extortion one more time, just so that nobody can accuse me of trying to hide relevant details

after you hear all of the gory details behind my embarrassing arrest, you're going to agree :

"OBVIOUSLY, THIS GUY IS A COMPLETE IDIOT"

you know what ?

I can still see Kaitlyn's puffy labia and tight little hole in the middle of that glorious pink canvas

I've got a very good memory when it comes to visuals

who knows? I might even blow two or three loads

here goes.. wish me luck

>>295543

absolutely true !!

after all, just look at that guy in the photograph

OBVIOUSLY HE IS A GENIUS

and it's not just oil that's infinite

it turns out there's an infinite amount of Earth

foolish people might assume planet earth has a finite amount of magma core and outer shell,

but they are wrong

THE DEEPER YOU DIG, THE MORE INFINITE PLANET EARTH BECOMES, AND IT NEVER ENDS

do you ever stop and think to yourself, "maybe this time I'm making such a fool out of myself I'll never be able to recover?"

perhaps you should consider trying it one of these days

>>295544

Oil is always being created within the Earth organically and naturally, it always will be.

>>295544

>>295545

The heat of the Earth's core, along with intense pressure of sedimentary rocks eventually creates underground oceans of oil. Endlessly, always happening. Still is. You can keep extracting and it will always be replenished naturally!!

>>295496

I'd eat the peanuts out of her poop.

If she was my wife she'd never have to use toilet paper again because my tongue would be her eternal bidet.

Exquisite and stunningly beautiful woman.

>>295547

I'd suggest using a condom before eating her peanuts…

pretty sure they would have negro sperm on them

in fact, she'll probably end up giving birth to a peanut riddled turd with a gold grill

>>295547

I feel that same way.. except I feel that way about at least a dozen women I see everyday.. not just any woman, but the ones who are truly exquisite.. and that happens a dozen times a day..

>>295546

isn't that fascinating? and to think.. the universe knew all along :

that poison should be kept underneath the surface of our mantle, and not in our atmosphere

imagine an earth that naturally expelled fossil fuels into the atmosphere…

and no life existed on the surface whatsoever, other than some sulfur digesting single cell organisms

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT !!!

I DO NOT HATE MARSHMALLOW SALLY !!!

I don't even dislike him… I swear to God…

he's not stupid… he's somewhat intelligent…

the reason I give him a hard time is because

HE DESERVES TO GET A HARD TIME

just like everybody else

but he has a special way of asking to be abused

EVERY TIME HE MENTIONS FAKE JEWS

I am reminded that he is a FAKE ADULT

he hopes he will be perceived as a functional adult

but we all know the attributes that make him seem like an adult have been supplied by a third party, whether it's his mother or the social Security administration

when it comes to standing on his own two feet,

THAT'S WHERE THE FAKE ADULT ROUTINE COMES IN

but I don't hate marshmallow Sally

and I don't even dislike marshmallow Sally

I have given marshmallow Sally multiple opportunities to fit in and be one of the guys

he didn't take me up on the offer

and the rest is history

Pereira is an interesting name.. I believe it's swedish.. or maybe Austrian..

OH, DARN IT !!!

I was wrong.. it's a cockroach name

oh well.. a cockroach?

it's still worth $10, as long as I don't have to wear a rubber

I'm not saying I wouldn't fuck her…..

so don't get offended or anything

>>295560

lol.

you made memes!

i heard the kids down at the soda shop talking about memes.

lol.

>>295562

I did something horrible to somebody a long long time ago

and I been riddled with guilt ever since

to be quite honest, I'm not sure if he lived through it or not

>>295562

at the time, I was convinced he deserved it

but decades later, I'm not so sure anybody deserved that

you could say I went a little bit overboard

I actually thought it was funny at the time.. then I gave it some serious thought and realized there's nothing to laugh about

take your average dick move, and multiply it by 10,000

he was a pompous ass.. a complete asshole douchebag…

his mother was an important member of the upper crust

his father was very important, according to very important people.. maybe that's why he had such an uncool attitude

but I decided I was going to take him down a couple notches

I'm not at Liberty to discuss any specific details, for obvious reasons

let it suffice to say if he survived, he never forgot me

he probably survived.. at least I hope you did.. I certainly didn't intend for things to go as far as they did, the original act was not as malicious as it may have seemed in retrospect

I'm hoping he made it through okay because now that I look back on it, it was really undeserved

all I can say is Dear Bradley, (not his real name, but Bradley's the type of douchebag name similar to the one he had, the type of name that when you hear it, you realize this guy's a douchebag) I suppose you pulled your douchebag routine on the wrong person that day, and I was young and naive, so I didn't really think it through all the way when I decided to fuck youover

I've actually looked up obituaries several times over the past few decades…

didn't see your name…

hope that's a good sign

but here's the beautiful part :

I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS THE DETAILS OTHER THAN HIM

there is quite literally no way of placing me in any location at any particular time, no way of making a connection between me and the day everything came crashing down for him.

but I learned a valuable lesson

and I've never taken things that far since that day

>>295568

In my limited experience and short time on earth, it has been my experience that a little honesty and genuine contrition lead to favorable outcomes.

>>295571

in my unimaginably "longer than I would have ever expected" time on this god-forsaken infinite supply of fossil fuels, I've learned that there is NOTHING that cannot be repaired, adjusted, modified, improved, reinstalled, corrected, enhanced or simply FIXED with honest open communication and humility….

EXCEPTDEATH

that's the only thing that can't be addressed, no matter how good of a communicator you are

but there is no favorable outcome to that particular story

even if he lived a long life…..

there's no way to make THAT "never have happened"

let's just say I knew the right people and knew what to tell them, in order to make those people react in a predictable and extremely dangerous manner

and to think it all started with his smug fucking smirk….

>>295573

you are only half of the story.

there'd be no way to determine favorable without both halfs.

give yourself a break dude.

try the decaf.

it's not half bad.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT !!!

I DO NOT HATE KILLCEN !!!

I don't even dislike Killcen…

I give him a hard time

incessantly

I'm kind of like an entire nest of yellow jackets

and he doesn't even have to step on the nest

I have a propensity to attack him…

I insult him and ridicule him…

BUT I LIKE HIM VERY MUCH

I feel bad because part of my insult routine involves accusing him of being stupid

BUT HE IS NOT STUPID

he's completely insane, yes..

disturbingly psychotic

but he's not stupid

>>295576

so you're saying they make a decaffeinated version of crack cocaine?

>>295576

let a group of Sicilian "businessman" introduce you to their "colleagues who get paid to injure people"

when you get out of the hospital, you can tell me if it was a good experience

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT !!!

I DO NOT HATE JERRY !!!

in fact, I don't even vaguely dislike Jerry

Jerry is a friend of mine…

a friend who foolishly voted for an illiterate caveman child rapist who destroyed our country while claiming he was going to make it great again

(it never was great in the first place, so that should have been the first red flag)

TWICE !!!

Jerry voted for the monkey two times

but I do not dislike him

and I definitely don't hate him

I love Jerry like a brother

Jerry is a genius

yes, he's completely insane like the rest of us

but that doesn't mean he's not a genius

my mother was the smartest person I've ever met

and she always used to tell me

"you cannot be a genius until you are first certifiably insane"

which means none of us are doing bad so far

I've had my nose broken four times…

the last time was the worst, and it was a 90 lb girl who broke it for me (trust me, I deserved it)

but ever since the last time my nose was broken

my deviated septum…

my left nostril…

it's not exactly a straight shot up into my head anymore

in fact, it's so badly occluded, that my sinuses continually create mucus which flows down into my deviated septum, and gets blocked up, creating a PERFECT REVERSE DIECAST MOLD OF MY DEVIATED SEPTUM…

every few days, I can stick my pinky finger up into my left nostril, and tickle the base of the most recent incarnation…

with a little bit of work, I am able to dislodge the thick vulcanized rubbery dried mucus reverse diecast of my deviated septum

and I can manage to extract it from my head

which I'm doing right now

it tickles behind my eye when I pull it out of my head…

it's quite literally A PERFECT MOLD OF THE INSIDE OF MY SEPTUM AND SINUSES

it's really something special to see

so today is Tuesday, if I'm not mistaken, because two days ago it was Friday….

and based on the fact that every 3 to 4 days I extract yet another perfect reverse diecast mold of my sinuses out of my head… Friday night or Saturday morning, I invite all of you to celebrate the next one that I will be pulling out from behind my eye

>>295578

something like that. yes.

strong sugary coffee drinks with cream (and the lipids are critical)

can pack as much punch as a rail of good powder.

I probably should have gone to the hospital and had my nose set….

but I was too busy partying…

everybody thinks having your nose broken is really painful, but IT REALLY DOESN'T HURT THAT BAD

the most unpleasant part is the smell of iron

the pain is minimal…

and that night, I was having so much fun, I simply kept on partying, with blood pouring all down my face

>>295579

your act of contrition has been noted.

let it rest awhile.

AND TRY THE DECAF.

>>295583

thank God I haven't touched or seen cocaine since I was 20 years old, and one of the biggest drug dealers in Atlanta (named ARLO) called my name from his bedroom as I was leaving his house with a bunch of really really good pot…

I shouldn't have stopped… but I did…

Arlo threw 2 OUNCES of pink mother of pearl cocaine at me, which I caught mid-air…

"what am I supposed to do with this?"

"I don't know. see what happens"

>>295585

what you perceive as chemical psychosis is actually quite organic

I have what three preeminent psychiatrists have told me was "the most pronounced case of hypomania they've ever seen, either documented or In their own Private practice"

>>295586

I have only heard of pink in the legends.

Never seen any IRL.

>>295587

All the more reason to try the decaf.

Hate to sound cliche but, one day at a time and easy does it

Buncha drunks told me that.

this particular batch of cocaine was quite literally

AS PURE AS COCAINE CAN POSSIBLY GET and still remain a solid…

it was vacuum sealed in tubes, like billy clubs.

if I hit somebody over the head with one of them, I may as well have used a metal pipe…

when I took it home and broke the vacuum seal, I found out that Arlo wasn't lying :

I had to instantly add the mannitol he gave me, because the second oxygen hit the cocaine, it began melting into a gooey paste…

as it was melting, I could break it apart and see the iridescent mother of pearl in the pink solid that was quickly becoming something more akin to toothpaste…

it was so strong, that I had to cut it even further, far beyond the amount required to keep it from liquefying…

when my best friends begin stealing stereos and television sets, knocking on my door at 4:30 a.m., looking like skeletons…

that's when I took all of the cocaine back to Arlo's house

and told him, "do me a favor and don't ever give me this shit again"

>>295588

the color was deep pink

not a pale hue, but almost leaning into red

but the worst part was the SMELL

I would actually gag when I was cutting out an amount for sale, just because the smell was so strong

my friends would come over and they would gag as well

it's hard to explain

the smell was so strong that you instantly experienced a gag reflex

Arlo was an interesting guy, with a very interesting fixation..

he was fixated on the number 13

AND SKULLS

when he was 13, he was hit by a car and it ran over his head

100% true

he died, but at the hospital, a doctor literally used a knife to cut him open and massage his heart

and brought him back to life

and they did massive surgery on his skull

he lived

that story is 100% true because I also knew his mother

Chemistry is one of my favorite subjects :)

No powder for me today but thanks for the anecdotals.>>295589

>>295590

>>295591

and no mother is going to sit there and lie about her son dying and having his heart massaged…

plus, the scar up his chest was clearly not a surgical procedure

however the massive surgical scar interstate map on his head was indeed performed in an operating room

they had to pull his face off

>>295593

I hate cocaine.. cocaine is quite evil because the molecular structure pretty much identically matches the molecular structure of endorphins

as you know (I never even made it to 9th grade, I'm a middle school dropout, with absolutely no formal education whatsoever, unless you consider 8th grade to be an education) it's like square pegs and square holes

the molecular structure has to match the receptor

so the cocaine lands on the dopamine receptors, and the body is temporarily flushed with a false sense of pride and well-being

but the brain quickly realizes this is not the real thing

and it goes into panic mode

but real endorphins are not available at this moment, and the next line of cocaine is much more readily available

which is why the never-ending cycle of "I just need one more line" begins, and only ends after you have spent every penny in your wallet….

after years of playing games with your receptors, the body eventually says, "okay I get it.. I'm not going to produce endorphins anymore"

and that's why cocaine addicts cannot enjoy music or sex or laughter or anything pleasant

the only sense of well-being this brain will accept happens after taking more cocaine…

basically it's the biggest loser drug of them all

that's why I hate it and you couldn't pay me $10,000 to snort a line of cocaine…

absolutely no way… not going to happen

yeah…. of all the drugs I am familiar with, alcohol and cocaine are the two stupidest drugs of them all

I'm a bit of a purist….

psychedelics are the name of the game

>>295595

I said you got that right..

You sure… got that right.

pot doesn't even get me high anymore

lately I began smoking pot again for the first time in years, even though most of it doesn't get me high anymore…

(but I will admit I recently purchased a strain of "wedding cake", complete with the white fuzzy icing… and I got so high that it made it all worthwhile)

in 2017 I had to quit getting high

which was the best thing to happen to me in years

that was what.. 5 years ago?

and I only just recently started smoking a little bit of pot again

>>295597

oh yeah….. yep…. I nailed it on the head

in 2017, I was going through a tumultuous time…

my mother fell ill, and my temper became shorter than normal…

my wife and I were renting a small apartment from a local sheriff's deputy named April Johnson…

it turns out she was a terrible landlord, because she decided to "renovate the apartment" while we were living in it… my wife and I came home to discover the entire kitchen floor had been removed, all the way down to the cellar below

the stove was gone, the refrigerator was gone..

instead of a kitchen, we had a giant sinkhole into hell… I complained, and she gave me that month's rent money back, and told me get my things out of the apartment…

sure, this is the type of civil matter that can easily be handled in a courtroom….

UNLESS YOUR LANDLORD IS A SHERIFF'S DEPUTY…. in which case it turns out the odds are stacked against you….

my wife and I had no choice but to take our things and put some of them in storage at my sister's, while we looked for a new apartment…

but at that particular moment…

to be technically accurate

(I'm a stickler for technical accuracy)

WE OFFICIALLY BECAME HOMELESS

although it wasn't as bad as it sounds

thanks to a magical invention called a HOTEL

when I was taking things to my sisters, I wasn't giving any thought to the incident that had occurred a week prior :

my wife and I were paying customers at Dunkin' Donuts in Macon, Georgia… we were drinking mocha swirls, large with half and half… I had just finished an egg and cheese biscuit with cream cheese added to the slice of American cheese (something you really ought to try one day) and we both had our brand new smartphones on the table in front of us…

I do animation and music sequencing on my phone, and at the time, I had purchased two of the best smartphones possible, with the best processors, largest high definition screens, all the bells and whistles required for 3D modeling and animation and musical sequencing

I was talking to my wife, when I leaned back and looked at the table and realized MY PHONE WAS GONE

by the way, anybody can say anything on the internet, so of course I'm aware you have no way of verifying my story or any of the details I'm about to tell you

I suppose you're simply going to have to either trust me, or think I'm lying.. that's your choice.. there's nothing I can do to control how you perceive this…

other than simply being honest, and assuming you are intelligent enough to realize the truth when you hear it

(the truth is usually accompanied by specific details that make all the difference)

that's when I noticed a young black girl wearing the Dunkin' Donuts uniform… little did I realize at the time that she was THE SHIFT MANAGER

and SHE HAD MY PHONE IN HER HAND !!!

that's right! the shift manager literally grabbed my phone off my table and stole it…

100% true

I immediately jumped up and told her "THAT'S MY FUCKING PHONE!"

she calmly handed the phone over the counter to another employee, who quickly put it in the pocket of her apron

and in true SHANIQUA form…..

she shook her head back and forth and got all jivey and "oh no you di'int" ghetto on me, and said "I AIN'T GOT YO PHONE !!"

SO I CALLED THE POLICE

to be more technically accurate, I called THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT

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now we return you to the regularly scheduled program

I actually knew the sheriff's deputy who arrived, named deputy MOBS, which is a weird last name

as he was filling out the report, I saw the other employee behind the counter with gigantic eyes, terrified… she quickly ran into the men's restroom, and bolted right back out again, and took her place behind the counter as if nothing had happened

"I think I know where my phone is"

the asshole deputy MOBS refused to arrest her when I found my phone in the garbage can in the men's restroom

but it wasn't simply tossed into the garbage

instead, she pulled the garbage bag out of the can, threw my phone into the garbage, and placed the garbage bag back on top of it

the almost 7-in high resolution screen was now shattered

I wasn't paying extra for insurance, so I either had to pay for the repair or purchase another phone altogether…

AND THINKING "THE PRINCIPAL OF THE MATTER" WAS SOMEHOW "IMPORTANT" WAS MY FIRST MISTAKE

so I was very polite and professional when I first reached out to the owner of that particular Dunkin' Donuts franchise….

an eastern Indian "businessman" with the unlikely last name PATEL

he absolutely refused to listen to reasoning…

"you got your phone. you got your phone. you got your phone"

that's all he said, over and over…

even after I explained in full, repairing the screen would cost $103 at a local cell phone repair shop

and I thought because of the principle of the matter, HE SHOULD PAY FOR THE REPAIR OF MY PHONE

the politeness and professionalism quickly went by the wayside, As I grew more and more frustrated with each passing day…

I even threatened to take him to small claims court…

I told him I would name HIM, his shift manager who stole the phone, the other employee who smashed the screen, PLUS Dunkin' donuts and Baskin-Robbins as defendants in my civil action…

I reminded him that Dunkin' donuts and Baskin-Robbins would have to fly representatives to Macon Georgia to appear in court…

I told him $100 would fix my phone (I was willing to pay the other $3) and all I wanted was my phone back in working order so I could finish sequencing a song I was working on….

by the way, I sequenced this song from scratch, even created the video, using nothing more than a smartphone…

by the time deputy Johnson ripped the kitchen out of our apartment, I wasn't even thinking about my phone anymore…

but stupid me….

the principle of the matter, right?

I texted Patel "I'm going to the courthouse"

on the way to the courthouseI HAD A BAD GUT FEELINGbut as we often do, I ignored it

but I indeed DID decide "I'd better speak with an attorney first"

DOZIER LAW FIRM is just a block away from the courthouse

an attorney named David Dorer listened to the entire story AND ASSURED ME IT WASNT ILLEGAL TO OFFERNOTTO SUE IN EXCHANGE FOR THE $100

soon went to the courthouse….

and wrote out an agreement

and texted it to Patel

and about 4 minutes later I was ARRESTED FOR EXTORTION

on the steps of the courthouse

E X T O R T I O N :

20 YEARS IN PRISON

lol it was THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING IVE EVER EXPERIENCED

the mugshot WAS NOT FLATTERING

the headline, calling me HOMELESS

excruciatingly embarrassing

THE MORAL TO THIS STORY :

THE PRINCIPLE OF THE MATTER HAS NO VALUE

I had $4,610 on my Visa card in the booking area of the jail

more than enough to pay bond….

but they refused to allow my wife to bond me out !!!

she didn't have a 3 year job and rental history, as SHE WASNT FROM GEORGIA

still reading

so I had to sit in jail for FIVE MONTHS

fortunately, I have HYPOMANIA

so I was allowed to apply for "mental health court"

a pretrial diversion program

and all I had to do was NOT TAKE DRUGS and KEEP STABLE HOUSING

and the charge was dismissed

best thing that ever happened to me

I befriended a couple judges, and ended up painting a couple portraits for them

and now, the court system down there in Macon consider me to be a SHINING EXAMPLE OF SUCCESS

simply search for "Homeless Macon man jailed in alleged Dunkin' Donuts caper"

and you'll see

I looked like a crack head in the mugshot, but believe it or not, I wasn't on any drugs at the time

I was simply shot out, angry, frustrated, and defeated

the good news :

we will all be dead within a year

I'm watching an easter egg get built into my phone while you post.>>295622

Someone likes me enough to send me slices and slices of pizza.

They won't know how I'm doing that, but I am.

So the principle doesn't matter.

Did I understand you correctly?

>>295636

something like that, yes

The download folder is empty.

But my system is receiving downloaded data.

Browser has no permission to download.

This is fascinating stuff here.

WHEN FACING AN UNWINNABLE BATTLE :

learn to find a happy, acceptable middle ground

>>295635

>a year

proofs?

sauce?

corroborative data?

chrome?

>>295640

give or take a lifetime

>>295641

Android system.

Not gonna name browser.

It's not Tor tho.

.>>295639

>UNWINNABLE

Who said it's unwinnable?

>>295644

you'll learn to recognize it

>>295644

ANSWER : that guy feeling we often ignore

OOOPS

GUT*

>>295643

ahhhh…. as I suspected

11 ?

>>295644

these situations ARE winnable

But only through finding an acceptable middle ground

>>295649

There is a thing in computer science called a workaround.

I don't know if that's middle ground, but I do know IRL

sometimes you gotta go outside of normal channels

to get things done.

When the law has been perverted to the point that it's killing you without trial or due process of any kind then breaking that law is lawful.

>>295652

I had an attorney advise me what I was doing was legal

WHEN FOLLOWING THE LAW BECOMES ILLEGAL

>>295651

hi… brb

>>295650

idiot

>>295651

I'm back… hi there

>>295651

as you know I made many mistakes but the biggest mistake was inadvertently adding the term "or to pursue criminal prosecution" after I had written an agreement not to pursue civil litigation

that stupid mistake was a felony

>>295650

faggot

>>295650

dumbass

fabricating imaginary glowing secret agents following you is much easier than actually becoming important enough for anybody to care about

>>295652

AND NOW YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT A LOSER I AM

THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME CLEAR THAT UP

>>295657

Android entrapment is thing.

Read the news.

Free pizza delivery has become a favorite tool for taking out opponents or undesirables.

This all began after I installed the last system update.

I've got utils running on an unrooted system showing me very interesting things like filepaths previously and hitherto unknown in

standard Android nomenclature.

>>295616

MISTAKE

Once you file an action no further contact with the other party should take place outside of the court's purview.

You should not have texted.

>>295660

the motion had not been filed

it was an agreement NOT to walk in the courthouse and file the action

like I said, I broke the law by foolishly adding "or pursue criminal prosecution" after the words "I agree not to file civil litigation"

THAT was the technically accurate violation of Georgia law

"put your hands behind your back !"

(plus it didn't help that Patel's son was a sheriff's deputy)

Wendy and I are smoking ACTUAL PURPLE WEED here in the park…

nice

more purple than a FÜHRER'S LIPS after sucking off his entire voter base

>>295661

ah. one last chance kinda thing?

being at the courthouse and being arrested in 4 minutes says your phone was hacked.

never use phone for anything legal.

if you dont have an attorney youre gonna want to use the court without any further communication with Sheniqua's employer.

>>295666

okay phone not hacked.

deputy huh?

tough break kid.

>>295669

well, again his son was a sheriff's deputy (which I didn't know) the courthouse is FILLED with cops, he had a cop with him at the time, and he knew I was at the courthouse

so he texted back :

"I'm on the way with your $100"

I made a LOT of mistakes..

my entire life ..

tons of them

I'm a fucking idiot

I'm inferior as shit….

I'm a piece of shit, in fact

>>295670

Not a tough break

a STUPID STUPID MISTAKE

I underestimated reality

I believed in the ideal they told us in school

red white and blue

truth justice and liberty garbage

I've learned this same lesson

many many times before

proff that I'm a dumbass

REDNECK

WHITETRASH

BLUEGRASS

LOL @ PROFF

see?……. SEE ?…….

I'm not Superior to ANYBODY

I'm a total flake

>>295671

that's probably not true.

i suspect your situation is complicated by confounding factors beyond your control.

contrition is enough.

i know that doesn't help by me saying it though.

i sense a murphy's law cascade of events related to the original incident, in your mind.

you are not responsible for people who further confound a misfortune you say you created.

i know you'll not accept that either.

just try the decaf and hope for the best and do what you can

to promote remedy.

this is the musical equivalent of a "doodle on a bar napkin"

a sketch…..

but dammit I THINK ITS GOT POTENTIAL

"so…. you oughta know … you know when you're playin' with fire"

>>295675

don't mistake my contrition for "contrition"

I'm a selfish schmuck

"I really think so.. you should have known.. you know when you're playing with fire"