/pnd/ - Politics, News, Debate

>>293911

of course, Ron never intended on winning any election

this has all been a low-tier grift

nothing more, nothing less

not making money is a family tradition with the watkins

LMMFAO @ Ron also being the TREASURER OF THE CAMPAIGN

Ron is a good dude…. I respect him…..

but I'd never vote for him

>>293911

1. First rule of politics is there's no such thing as bad press.

2. "Finding" financial discrepancies in political campaigns are a tried and true tactic of the incumbent establishment to keep undesirable or questionable candidates on the ropes.

3. The OP is legit but the image must be renamed or deleted as it is unfounded hearsay intended to smear a legitimate political candidate.

REPORTED AS SPAM

>>293937

>i'd never vote for him

I would. I'd consider moving to AZ just so I could cast my vote if I had the means to do so.

This young man has, eh… how you say? … BALLS.

>>293940

you sound like the type of lonely little computer douchebag image board culture closet homosexual who would gladly travel to Arizona simply to lick Ron Watkins balls

and your idiotic assertion that "there's no such thing as bad press in politics" is actually a perfect example of how stupid you are….

somehow you confused Colonel Tom Parker's statement about the entertainment industry with politics…

the quote was originally made by Colonel Tom Parker, to Elvis Presley's mother back in 1957

it had nothing to do with politics

you're stupid as shit

seriously you are not intelligent

I'm stupid as shit

but you make me look like Albert Einstein

BECAUSE YOU ARE EMBARRASSINGLY STUPID

I guess you're unfamiliar with Marion Berry, the former Mayor of DC ?

now run along and play another video game

you effeminate little ball licking faggot

(insider secret : nobody gives a fuck what you think about Ron Watkins testicles, who you would vote for, who you wouldn't vote for, or whether you lived or died)

>>293938

undesirable.. questionable..

those are two perfect reasons why neither you nor Ron Watkins are capable of finding a female willing to have sex with you

>>293938

I'm still laughing at house stupid you are

The idea that you would paraphrase Colonel Tom Parker, stupidly thinking the quote was about politics

it's almost like you're going out of your way to make a fool out of yourself

>>293946

>insider secret

insider secret: your incessant homoerotic ideation in a clear indication that you have a dick and you like the dick to the exclusion of the vagoo.

either that or you're a militant feminist riffing on homophobia to further your agenda.

i'm not judging, just pointing out the obvious fact that you are wasting you time because no one here is getting shook with your ridiculous infantile rants.

go back to cuckchan and infernal circle jerk from which you were spawned.

it's really played out.

find a new schtick.

>>293938

by the way Arby's is hiring

>>293951

like I said, little super Mario brother

you don't have a fucking job

you're a lazy fucking bum

you're a fucking mooch

and you never get any pussy

any other questions super mario?

>>293951

the fact that you are a lazy worthless fucking unemployed piece of shit who contributes nothing and can't get any pussy is not exactly what I would call anybody's schtick

you're a fucking parody of an image board faggot

nobody put a gun to your head and made you become a loser

when my wife left for work a little while ago, my semen was literally still pouring out of her butthole….

100% true.. she would be upset if she knew I was telling you her private business, but that's 100% true

what video game are you playing this week?

lol @ a faggot thinking he can manipulate me into no longer mentioning what a faggot he is

nice try cocksucker

IN FACT, TODAY IS NOW OFFICIALLY "YOU DON'T GET ANY PUSSY BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAGGOT" DAY !!!

see.. it doesn't matter how ugly you are or how handsome you are or how much money you have or how little money you have or how big your dick is or how small your dick is….

if you're sexually attracted to females

YOU WILL FIND A GIRLFRIEND

the only reason you don't have a girlfriend

it's because you're simply not attracted to females

you're a homosexual

that's right welfare boy

the reason you don't have a girlfriend is because you don't want a girlfriend

because you are not sexually attracted to girls

if you think your pseudo-intellectual garbage dissuades people from noticing that you are a homosexual, YOU'RE EVEN STUPIDER THAN THE SOCIAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION THOUGHT WHEN THEY APPROVED YOU FOR SSI WELFARE DISABILITY BENEFITS

cock sucking fantasy roleplay douchebag sissy boy image board closet homosexual fuck face mooch bum loser

a burden on society

fuck yourself cocksucker.. everybody knows you're a faggot

of course a closet fagot fantasy role play video game sissy boy welfare mooch SSI bum mommy's spare bedroom intimacy issues fear of rejection out of shape pot belly can't run a mile sissy boy like you would hope you could make it appear that there's no such thing as the stereotypical image board video game sissy boy welfare SSI mommy spare bedroom out of shape pot belly can't run a mile closet homosexual….

of course you would hope you could type a couple words and make it all go away

but it's not that simple

because it's not a "schtick"

IT'S AN ENTIRE GENERATION OF LOSERS JUST LIKE YOU

YOU ARE A PARODY OF YOUR OWN PATHETIC GENERATION….

YOU CANNOT EVEN FIND A PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP WITH A FEMALE

BECAUSE WOMEN DON'T LIKE YOU

NOT EVEN YOUR MOTHER ANYMORE

SHE'S SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT

YOU CAN'T FIND A ONE-NIGHT STAND

NOT EVEN AN UGLY FAT BITCH

THEY CAN DO BETTER THAN YOU

THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T SECURE A GIRLFRIEND

NOT EVEN FOR A WEEK

NO LONG-TERM GIRLFRIENDS IN YOUR FUTURE EITHER

AND YOU CERTAINLY COULDN'T MANAGE TO KEEP A WIFE

but at least you've still got that stupid little computer

it's not my fault that your entire generation are creepy awkward uncool uptight repressed frustrated closet homosexuals who grew up with video game controllers in your hands

THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM

NOT MINE, BITCH….

you would be stupid to expect my observations to become any fewer or farther between

in fact, I think I'm going to devote the next 60 days to ragging on you about your lack of heterosexuality

little sissy boy and his obsolete sissy boy computer

>>293951

Ron Watkins has almost as good a chance of getting elected

as YOU have of spontaneously becoming heterosexual

because no matter how many times you deny it

you are an imageboard culture douchebag

Plus, this is my board now.. and I make the rules

I haven't offered you any position as an assistant because you're not qualified

so I'd suggest you drag your fat lazy ass back to 4chan

they say "the meek shall inherit the earth"

which goes to prove they don't know what the fuck they're talking about

look where it got you so far…

mooching off your mother and the US taxpayers

hiding in your mommy's spare bedroom

role-playing and fantasizing about being intimidating

literally having to fantasize about being masculine

look where it got you video game sissy boy

you can't even find a fat ugly stupid trailer park woman willing to fuck you

it looks like you've inherited my nuts in your mouth

THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT DEEZ NUTS

RIGHT ON YOUR GOD DAMN CHIN

>>293973

I never take advice on REALITY from a man with a chemical imbalance which prevents him from perceiving reality in the first place

how to tell when something isn't real :

a psychotic delusional man will tell you it is real

>>293977

dude take your bullshit to Facebook where it belongs

this isn't the mentally ill board

WHAT NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE :

A CONSPIRACY THEORIST WHO WAS ABLE TO SAY "SEE, I WAS RIGHT!!!"

the day you get one of your idiotic conspiracy theories correct, be sure to let me know

but 23 years and zero wins.. that's not looking really good for you

forgive me if I don't hold my breath

>>293982

There are no "wins", there has only been tragedy for those blinded and deceived by corruption and despotism. I refuse to be one of them. I am just one of the messengers doing my best to warn everyone I can. Not my loss if no one listens.

if I pretended to be a talented poet for 23 years

but I never successfully completed one poem

not even one little tiny poem

perhaps that's a good time for me to get a job cleaning toilets

>>293952

your mom is hiring…. my dick.

she literally pays me to give her my little freak of nature.

she's so cute when her eyes bug out and the cum shoots out her nose and the corners of her mouth.

she really does try to gulp it all down but my balls are the size of tangerines and i'm basically a human firehose.

my first wife left me because of this.

too much cum she said, i can't keep up she said.

that's when i decided to put my freakishly large balls to work fo me.

i get more women (and money) than i know what to do with.

i'd post pics- but you probably don't want to see your mom like that.

>>293985

there are definitely no wins as far as your poetry or conspiracy theories are concerned

>>293983

I see you're still butt hurt about the 'not even a fat ugly trailer park whore would fuck you' thing

just let it sink in for a little while

the sooner you realize everybody already knows you're a homosexual, the sooner you'll be able to move on with your life and find a boyfriend

(but you're such a loser he's probably going to be a fat ugly stupid trailer park homo)

>>293985

look at the dungeon master go!

you're in full fantasy mode, aren't you?

THAT'S ADORABLE

by the way I'm about to go outside and meet a friend who happens to sell the most amazing fucking pot

and when I come back inside I'm going to play some really good rave music and work on my canvas that I'm painting

and you little boys can talk about your superiority and ability to predict the future..

have fun….

.. it'll be a first

God damn it my neighbor just asked me if I could help her with an animal rescue. a dog that needs to be taken to a vet. and this morning I actually saved a big ass snake that was in the middle of the street

oh well God damn it it looks like my canvas is going to have to wait fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

thank God that was not that big of a deal.. it was a dog chained up to a tree.. he's on his way to the vet's office now

my neighbor said she was afraid to go undo the chain because she thought the dog might bite

poor thing was starving but he needs to go to the vet before introducing food

>>293985

I'm sure when your mother was wondering why you weren't advancing like the other boys your age, why you didn't want to stay out late on the weekends and date girls…. I'm sure she was willing to pretend to be pleasantly surprised by your newfound effeminate roleplay fantasy world

I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER

>>293985

I'm not your mother and I'm not even vaguely pleased or surprised…

I expected nothing more out of you then predictable fantasy sissy boy roleplay

and I got exactly what I expected

I've decided to roll a fairly large doobie, considering the fact that this weed only requires one or two hits tops.. tops.. so anything more than two hits could be considered a needlessly large joint

and since the weather is ideal, and since I helped an innocent abused animal find safety today.. I'm going to take it easy and explain how you'll never find a girl friend or a wife while sitting in an image board or a chat room

unless you're me

>>293938

Oh, hi Ron. Glad you decided to jump in my thread. How's the pedo farm going? Enjoying the little boys your dad brings you?

>>293996

in all fairness.. Ron Watkins is actually a good dude

he's got A SHITLOAD of personality flaws and basically he's a walking symphony of idiosyncrasies….

but he's not a pedophile

it's his father who is the pedophile

Ron is not responsible for his father's disgusting lifestyle

>>293998

If Joe is responsible for Hunter, then Ron is responsible for Jim.

>>293911

>>294059

yeah but who's responsible for failing to wrap a piano wire around Donald Trump's neck when he was born?

>>293979

lolIT'S WRITTEN IN ENGLISH, MORON

>>293979

you're SOOOOOOOO gullible

but that's okay….

not everybody can be savvy

>>293998

>Ron Watkins is actually a good dude

I can only imagine the psychological torment one must go through knowing what someone in that position would. You're in AZ nig get some Moonrocks.

Do it.

Do the Pot.

>>293998

>Ron is not responsible for his father's disgusting lifestyle

Let's not get into that the thought comes to mind.

>>293951

>circle jerk

You relly relly used this?

>>293948

> a female willing to have sex with you

That chick that was with them at the Post Gang Bang Round Two after Ron Left is pretty smashing.

>>293936

Well… I suspect a deep seated distrust and great distance between Ronald and James.

Mother situation?

Grandparents? Who are they?

Are the family lines Illuminati?

Ronald is actually the anti-christ?

The Show Must Go On.

>>293911

>https://www.azmirror.com/2022/03/30/the-fec-wants-to-know-why-ron-watkins-failed-to-disclose-40-of-his-campaigns-money/

>Ron Watkins isn’t new to putting out false information, but there are much greater consequences for lying to the FEC than to users on 4chan.

On the other side of the coin, why are they so up the ass about 40K when countless dollars have been STOLEN from the american people rather than ?

Donated?

idk. Whubevah.

>>293938

Bump.

>>293933

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>>293946

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>>293998

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>>294074

>ID ae9435

Your mother died when you were still too young to learn to speak better than gibberish.

Your father made no enough money to send you to a kindergarten.

Man, call it a tragedy.

>>293979

Wow

>>293946

>grrrrrrr i am le angry man

>also i am very smart

Get a new act, ffs.