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0adebf (2)  No.293034>>293039 >>293069 >>293085 >>293087 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Babies don't understand predation. All animals may look cute to them. They think lions, giraffes, hyenas, zebras all happily live together. All could be friends. And so do some Christians no matter how old they are!

Are Christians as intelligent as babies? It seems that they never grow up. No wonder they need a father either when they are alive or dead.

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645782 (1)  No.293039

>>293034 (OP)

>Are Christians as intelligent as babies?

Babies don't believe in god. Babies are smarter.

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a2479b (12)  No.293043 >>293090

File (hide): 82f085c1511a609⋯.png (720.09 KB, 1080x1063, 1080:1063, PicsArt_11_22_07_40_58.png) (h) (u)

did someone ( The Savior Messiah Mahdi Maitreya Kalki Christ Buddha ) mentionGIRAFFES??

I love giraffes !!

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a2479b (12)  No.293044

I've got 5 giraffes !! they are so cute !!

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a2479b (12)  No.293045

File (hide): 227720820cd137d⋯.png (1.33 MB, 1080x1010, 108:101, Picsart_22_03_22_09_30_19_….png) (h) (u)

the cutest part about giraffes is when they first begin paying rent, and find their own transportation to work

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a2479b (12)  No.293046

the only problem with giraffes is how they keep getting fired for slacking off at work

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a2479b (12)  No.293048

and then when they get fired, they act surprised

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a2479b (12)  No.293051

File (hide): b58e67eb9389ff9⋯.png (930.09 KB, 1080x1193, 1080:1193, Picsart_22_03_22_10_00_40_….png) (h) (u)

then giraffes get all pissed off about being fired, and start making life miserable at home

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a2479b (12)  No.293053

File (hide): 0522785d1c99172⋯.png (689.22 KB, 1080x683, 1080:683, Picsart_22_03_22_10_09_19_….png) (h) (u)

and of course……

what would you expect?…

they're GIRAFFES….. DUHHHH

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a2479b (12)  No.293054

and as much as I love giraffes, there's something about waking up and having to discover THIS on my way to make coffee….

it gets old

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a2479b (12)  No.293059

then, suddenly it's CONSPIRACY THIS, CONSPIRACY THAT….

their energy becomes neurotic, and you can cut the air with a knife

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a2479b (12)  No.293060

and when I tell them I don't care about conspiracy theories, they TELL ME ANOTHER CONSPIRACY THEORY !!!

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a2479b (12)  No.293061

and sure as shit, as if the drugs and alcohol weren't already bad enough.. that's when they always seem to find the most dangerous addiction of them all…

… just another one of their idiotic gullible fantasy conspiracy theory psychosis symptoms….

they literally become delusional

impossible to reason with, basing their entire life on insane delusional fantasies

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a2479b (12)  No.293062

File (hide): be7115c81b9c35c⋯.png (876.54 KB, 1064x909, 1064:909, Picsart_22_03_22_10_38_46_….png) (h) (u)

sometimes, I'll look over at one of my giraffes and think to myself, "how did I end up letting YOU destroy my life?"

and I want to punch them in the face

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88c80d (3)  No.293064

File (hide): 05cb2b56679a9f4⋯.gif (111.25 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1575501698222.gif) (h) (u)

then you'll go through your piece of shit giraffe's browser history, and discover that they've been visiting homoerotic anger sissy sites….

yep….

fucking closet faggots

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7f068b (6)  No.293066 >>293067

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Nice thread. I gotta go get more torture from the medical community for most of the day. I'll try to make it back in later to discuss what we're going to do about Killcen's old toaster collection now that he died of liver failure.

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7f068b (6)  No.293067

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88c80d (3)  No.293068 >>293083 >>293084

File (hide): 843e976c647398b⋯.png (1.2 MB, 1080x2300, 54:115, Screenshot_20220322_113013.png) (h) (u)

lol

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88c80d (3)  No.293069

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>>293034 (OP)

there are two things that REALLY bother me about giraffes :

and the first one is the lactose intolerance

the other one ?….

THE RELIGION BULLSHIT

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611298 (4)  No.293070

File (hide): de20db7269a6412⋯.png (1.86 MB, 1080x1652, 270:413, Picsart_22_03_22_11_50_55_….png) (h) (u)

it all starts with your garden giraffe variety of schizophrenic behavior….

actually believing there's a Boogeyman in the clouds who reads their minds

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611298 (4)  No.293071

and OF COURSE the schizophrenia gets worse, where the giraffe starts believing that THEY are the voices in their own head …

and things become really confusing

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611298 (4)  No.293072

eventually, you're left with no choice but to tell your giraffe to hit the road, to get the fuck out of your life…..

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611298 (4)  No.293073 >>293084

they become a liability, so you've got to get rid of them.

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882e7d (1)  No.293075 >>293079 >>293082

Why always compare animals and humans?

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fce1f0 (1)  No.293079 >>293082

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>>293075

Why assume that humans are not animals?

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6b0981 (3)  No.293082

>>293079

EGG ZACK LEE™

>>293075

humans are the lowest form of animal

if anything, any comparison is an insult to the other animals

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7f068b (6)  No.293083 >>293084

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>>293068

I think Mark Wiering got scared off this place shortly after a visit from Interpol and after continuous meme-fuckery on his account around here after his Christchurch shenaneginnery.

Maybe the Messiah and the Antichrist can go find him…

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7f068b (6)  No.293084

File (hide): 9637cf278f3f344⋯.jpg (308.7 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, em_Flaggots_Will_Work.jpg) (h) (u)

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6b0981 (3)  No.293085 >>293130

>>293034 (OP)

I hate babies….

they're ugly… ugly as shit

AND STUPID

they don't know ANYTHING

worthless

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6b0981 (3)  No.293087 >>293089

>>293034 (OP)

the only good thing about babies

I've NEVER met a baby who thinks God exists

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7f068b (6)  No.293089

File (hide): 823e4b83950dd32⋯.jpg (163.66 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, em_Flaggotry.jpg) (h) (u)

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7f068b (6)  No.293090

File (hide): 8c8c782b9074ef1⋯.png (848.13 KB, 1080x1063, 1080:1063, em_Flaggots_Schizo_Meds.png) (h) (u)

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0adebf (2)  No.293130 >>293132

>>293085

>I hate babies….

>they're ugly… ugly as shit

>AND STUPID

>they don't know ANYTHING

>worthless

And when you were a baby …

I don't hate babies. Nobody are born a grown up. Some may grow up later, and some may never. Some may achieve a lot, and some may never. That makes a difference.

Try to understand lives better

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05c540 (1)  No.293132

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