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Sally, can I just be completely honest with you?
....no 'trolling' or 'sit down comic' angle...
no insults or barbs or even a friendly jab
just one adult male talking to another adult male
Mono a Mano
See you already know that I'm older than you
And you know I used to DJ in a strip club
And you realize I've fucked hundreds and hundreds of women
So I want you to keep that in mind
Because you remind me of a woman
And I'm incredibly familiar with women
You could say I'm a bit of an expert
And I'm not insulting you when I say
You behave exactly like a woman
You really do
I'm not talking about a cliche behavior
I'm not talking about the way gay men usually behave
Women don't behave anything like gay men
When I say you behave like a woman
You might think I'm suggesting you behave like a gay man
But that's not what I'm trying to say
Gay men behave really flamboyantly
Gay men always do a cliche over exaggerated
Somewhat nauseatingly off base misinterpretation
Of how women behave
Yours is much more authentic
You're the real thing....
Everything you do and say
IS EXACTLY LIKE A WOMAN
You're exactly like a neurotic middle-aged divorced woman
If you were a woman, you would be 46 years old, with a bony sagging body, tits that sagged so bad it stretched your nipples out to look more like capsule shapes then they looked like circles..
You'd be a chain smoker, a neurotic wreck, your hair would be dark and stringy and unwashed and matted with more than just a hint of Gray
You'd have bags under your eyes, and you would smell like cat urine...
BUT, EVEN THOUGH YOU WOULD NOT BE ATTRACTIVE, I WOULD STILL FUCK YOU
Before you get all wet down there between your legs, let me explain...
Would be more accurate to say I would sexually assault you. ..
I'd beat the ever living shit out of you, delivering the ass whooping you've had coming for over 25 years now.. so I would pay extra attention to detail when beating you unconscious...
By the way, it turns out most people who have been beaten and knocked unconscious can easily be woken back up with hot coffee and a cigarette?
That's all it takes to wake somebody up, even if the they're asleep because you just punched them in the side of their head 12 times... It turns out an entire pot of boiling coffee poured on their face, followed by a series of burns from the tip of a lit cigarette will wake them up eventually...
If not, I guarantee they'll wake up before the second cigarette burns down to the filter..
You would wake up faster than most, I assure you.. I would see to it.. I wouldn't want to waste too much time with you being unconscious because I'd want you to remember what was about to happen next...
And that's when I'd unzip my pants and show you the meaning of real humiliation...
You could say know exactly what I'm doing when it comes to using my coke can cock to degrade and dehumanize women. . Trust me, once you saw my fat boy, you'd understand how demeaning things were about to become....
I have a secret I rarely tell people, but here goes:
when I'm fucking a woman for the first time, I am a COMPLETE ASSHOLE...
Once they have my fat dick in their mouth, I begin making them struggle, while I verbally assault them... I'll quite literally force them to grovel and gag while I tell them how stupid they look and how I'm going to keep abusing them like this...
THEY LOVE IT..... basically, I'm raping them AND 'turning them out' all at once.... You might be surprised to discover that all women love having this done to them.... At least all of them have so far....
and I'm not gay.... not even a little bit....
but your little fagshow ANTICHRIST thing is so much like a woman, and you're such a geek, that I would feel cheated if I ever got to meet you, and didn't take the opportunity to take a few swings at you and teach you how to make a fool out of yourself with my dick down past your uvula...
I'd teach you the meaning of humility.....
...I'm dead serious......
This "old man" would make the world a much darker, scarier place for you...
that's why it's best that you never cross my path