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>>288023

>no one gets banned

Finally! Somewhere to satisfy all my child porn needs!

>>288023

It's like you glowsticks don't even try anymore!

We realize what you're workin' with here, but "C'mon, Man!"

>>288023

LOL @ ALL OF YOUR THREADS BEING DELETED

Nobody reads your garbage…

You got banned from 4chan, and now you're getting no respect in here

YOU NEVER GET ANY PUSSY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO FEMALES

YOU ARE AN ANGRY FRUSTRATED CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL LOSER WITH THE LADIES

>>288023

You keep using predictable trendy imagery in your threads…

Stupid predictable white trash trailer park art of pentagrams and skeletons

THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A FRUSTRATED SEXUALLY FAILED LOSER WITH THE LADIES

Just like all sexually failed white trash teenagers (you behave exactly like a trailer park white trash teenager, even though you are technically an adult) you think spray painting yourself with predictable "satanic devil worship" imagery somehow makes you seem intimidating…

There's nothing intimidating about you or your stupid predictable graphic images

>>288023

When somebody incorporates cheesy trendy predictable pre-packaged bottom tier "satanic devil worship" imagery, it's the clearest indicator of low self-esteem and UNCONTROLLED INNER ANGER AND RESENTMENT DUE TO LAUGHABLE EMBARRASSING SEXUAL FAILURE…

>>288023

YOU HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND

GIRLS HAVE NEVER LIKED YOU

YOU NEVER EVER EVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVER GET ANY PUSSY

You are a victim of the media…

A victim of movies and television and other cheesy predictable media where you saw stupid boring predictable "satanic devil worship" imagery, the same old tired "skeletons and pentagrams" bullshit, always with a black background, developed by some loser a long time ago

Like a little kid wearing a stupid $6 Walmart Halloween costume

Thinking you're original

You think it's intimidating, because you don't know the meaning of the word intimidation

Nobody's intimidated by you or your predictable graphic imagery

You might as well wear a neon sign that says "I'M RESENTFUL TOWARDS WOMEN BECAUSE I HAVE A SMALL PENIS"

>>288023

Of course you listen to predictable trendy pre-packaged fashion bullshit like "intimidating satanic devil worship heavy metal" garbage…

Because just like Marshmallow Sally, you actually have no taste in music…

You don't listen to music for its musical value…

You choose music for its fashion statement

The same way you choose graphic images for their fashion statement

You don't have any taste in music or art

AND YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO TALENT WHATSOEVER

>>288023

by the way, how's that most recent video game working out for you?

You never get any pussy.. you're a weekends are always spent sitting in front of your lonely little computer

While other men get their dicks sucked on Friday and Saturday night, you sit there playing video games like a 7-year-old boy…

Which is actually ironic because your penis is the same size as the average 7-year-old boys penis

>>288023

I'm not sure why you resent women.. women are not obligated to have sex with you.. women are not obligated to find you attractive…

there's absolutely nothing about you that a woman would be interested in…

You have nothing to offer

Women don't care about your heavy metal music or sexual frustration or video games…

You are a child

You have no talent, no skill and no money

AND YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T HAVE A JOB

>>288023

IT'S THURSDAY AFTERNOON, AND HERE YOU SIT IN A CHAT ROOM UPLOADING YOUR BORING PENTAGRAM PICTURES

YOU ARE AN UNEMPLOYED BUM

>>288023

THE UNEMPLOYED, BROKE, INSECURE, WEAK & POWERLESS, INSIGNIFICANT, TALENTLESS, INEXPERIENCED, SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED, ANGRY, BITCHER AND RESENTFUL LITTLE VIDEO GAME CHAT ROOM COMPUTER SISSY BOY…

AND HIS TINY LITTLE PENIS

Angry at all women because he was born with a tiny little penis, and a laughable inability to conquer his own fear

>>288023

And take your stupid pentagram skeleton pictures and inability to attract females, and run back to 4chan where you belong

You could beg the mods to please unban you

Because here in 8kun, you're going to find things extremely uncomfortable….

Nobody's going to cater to your childish temper tantrums and inexperienced naivete

We don't want you on the team

Go ask the girls team if you can play with them

Because you're not a man

>>288023

By the way…. I think it's only fair to notify you how easy it is to spot a guy with a tiny penis

I guess I lucked out.. I guess the role of the dice worked out pretty good for me

I was born with a sizable formidable nightstick between my legs and

And not surprisingly, I'm quite literally never gone more than four or five days tops between girlfriends or wives…

Seriously..

I've often lamented that I didn't have more "ME TIME" in my life, time without a girlfriend, where I could just focus on myself…

Every time I ever broke up with a girlfriend (and my relationships usually last more than most) I get all excited because I'm finally going to be able to spend some time with myself again….

And sure as hell, every single time, within four or five days, the next girl has popped up out of the woodwork, suddenly appearing in my life, ends up fucking me, and I realize I am in the next relationship again….

Every goddamn time….

And that's been going on for 44 years now….

44 God damn years…..

44 years of having a really thick stocky dick…

Like a can of red bull…

44 years of having women paint me into the next relationship..

So yeah.. you could say I lucked out…

See.. when I was younger I used to be in a couple bands… And you know how that goes… If you play in a band, you're guaranteed to get pussy.. it's just a fact.. if you play guitar on stage, girls are going to find you and suck your dick.. the party lifestyle is guaranteed.. it's a certainty..

Unless you're a loser faggot with no talent

In which case, there's nothing you can do to get girls

And I also DJ'd for 10 years in one of Atlanta's most successful strip clubs.. 10 fucking years

Pay attention, skull and crossbones Sissy…

Can you do math?

I realize most white trash pentagram losers have a problem with math…

Let me explain this to you, SPENCER'S GIFT "SKULL" T-SHIRT BOY….

There are 365 days in a year

Multiply that by 10

And you're looking at 3,650 nights

if all these big words are getting a little bit too complicated for you, let me break it down into a visual equation :

365 X 10 = 3,650

If I was working at McDonald's (the type job you'll end up with eventually, when the person and your bills finally gives you the ultimatum) that would be a lot of hamburgers.. 3,650 days worth of hamburgers

But I wasn't a white trash Spencer's gift store skull and crossbones t-shirt trailer park computer video game sissy faggot with a McDonald's job

I was the DJ.. surrounded by hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of hot strippers

Instead of flipping hamburgers I was flipping strippers

For 10 years

By the way your mother

Already knows you're gay

Because mothers just know

10 FUCKING YEARS, DUDE….

You have no idea the debauchery and excess I lived…

Trust me, Dickless……

In Your wildest dreams, you still don't have the knowledge required to even begin to imagine exactly HOW insane it was…. Literally getting paid thousands of dollars to spin records for 8 hours, and prompt businessman into spending more money on strippers than they planned on spending…

You have no idea HOW MUCH pussy I got

……….lol trust me video game intimidator……….

All you've got is vanilla fantasies with your minimal toddler tier arms-length exposure or experience with sexuality… You and your little computer…

I'm talking about the real thing motherfucker

If you knew the excessive levels of wanton debauchery, sexual and social mastery, you'd be frightened.. you would have a panic attack…

Because you're a bitch….

You're an inexperienced little computer faggot with predictable prepackaged conceptual imagery of boring devil worship satanic skulls and crossbones

You're like a little girl….

A little girl with a tiny little dick

A teeny tiny little penis

Right now you're wondering how I could tell

"How did he know I've got a tiny dick?"

…… I can always tell the man with the tiny little dick

I suppose you'd have to have a fat dick like me to understand… Because when you have a fat dick, you operate with a certain sense of self-confidence… There's just an energy about guys like me, because we've always known that other guys girlfriends and wives would cheat on them to get my dick…

There's just an air of confidence about guys like me… A lack of desperation, a lack of telltale behavior…

Telltale behavior from guys like you

>>288023

Guys like you behave a certain way….

It's just really easy to spot you out of a crowd…

You're inferior…. You're insecure….

You lack real confidence

You can't hide it

Even if you tried, you couldn't hide it

Because you can't control the essence of your aura

Because you are nothing but a manifestation of your existence

And you can't hide the reality of your existence

It surrounds you… You're enveloped in your own field of energy

And your energy speaks volumes….

YOUR MOTHER KNOWS YOU ARE GAY

She was the first one to ever see your penis

She knew it the day you were born…

Women just know these things…

They know it if their son has a tiny little dick

>>288023

Since you're the type of guy who downloads and uploads cheesy kindergarten level .jpgs of skeletons and pentagrams, it's pretty obvious your mother is the only woman who's actually seeing your penis before…

And she knows you don't have very much going on down there

You're effeminate

You weren't born with the business end of a dick

You weren't put on this planet to plant pole into women…

You weren't born to "lay pipe" into girls….

But she still loved you… Because you are her son, even with your tiny little dick, and with mothers it's unconditional…

Too bad other women don't feel the same way.. they're not your fucking mother…

And as the years passed….

Her little boy with the little penis…

Failed to develop socially like the other boys

And while the other boys began dating girls

Her little boy with the little penis played video games

>>288023

* unzips my pants, and lays my dick on top of your head *

I'm just going to rest my junk on top of your head for a minute.. keep playing your video game, bitch

>>288023

The fact that you never get any pussy is actually one of your best attributes… Because it's funny.. you're so incompetent it makes me laugh….

And I love to laugh

But that's not why I hate you….

Nope…. I hate you because you are incapable of using your brain and conceiving your own original graphic imagery to represent the stupid "satanic" fagshow concept….

I hate you because you're too stupid to conceptualize your own visual graphic version of the same concept….

Just like your penis, you've got a teeny tiny little brain…. Forever in the Little league, incapable of originality, unable to think of an original creative visual image…

So… just like a monkey, you take the easiest way out, and rely on other people's predictable pre-packaged contrived concepts…. Pentagrams and skulls and other embarrassing Halloween decoration level concepts….

Like a 13-year-old emo girl in 1992…

Thinking some skulls and black t-shirts will make her look edgy..

By the way.. can you smell my testicles right now?

>>288023

By the way, Lucifer is just a heat transfer image on a t-shirt and your mother threw it in the washing machine a few minutes ago

So Lucifer's not here to back you up right now

It's just you and me…

And you're not even vaguely intimidating

Or dark or mysterious or interesting

You're just a boring little man…

with no originality…..

your "intimidating satanic devil worship" facade is sheeple-level…. You're just like a nigger, unoriginal and too lazy to create your own unique style… Spray painting yourself with cheesy predictable fashion trends, hoping to fit into a certain group with your unoriginal exterior coat…

But behind the cheesy prepackaged veneer, there's just an insecure little man….

A lonely insecure little loser

Who's not exactly sure who or what he is

>>288023

* puts my hand on your cheek *

I asked you if you could smell my testicles

Answer me, little girl….

AGAIN :CAN YOU SMELL MY TESTICLES?

>>288023

HINT : when your visual concepts become a satirical parody, mass produced silkscreen designs on Chinese manufactured t-shirts sold at Spencer's gifts and hot topic….

Perhaps that's a good time to come up with something different

>>288023

HERE'S THE PUNCH LINE :

Spring is in the air.. absolutely gorgeous weather and good times are right around the corner…

And there you sit…

All by yourself…

In front of your stupid little computer…

With your stupid pictures of pentagrams and skeletons

With your stupid little chat room life

And your tiny little dick

>>288023

faggot

And I don't use that word loosely

I don't mince words

You a faggot…. a Homosexual

>>288023

Tomorrow is Friday.. yet another lonely empty vapid weekend for you

And since you won't be getting any pussy

I'm guessing it's going to be overwatch?

>>288023

( I hate your entire generation.. everybody does.. nobody respects you or any of your video game closet homosexual sissy boy chat room culture losers…)

but I hateYOUmore

>>288023

If I met you in real life…

I would victimize you

>>288023

Not joking.. dead serious

If I met you in real life, I would manipulate you and exploit you and victimize you and profit from you

And injure you, eventually…..

After victimizing you on multiple levels, the icing on the cake would be a physical injury

I'm from a different generation than you…

I'm from the generation that actually EXPERIENCED LIFE….

not just a computer simulation…

and we HATE you

>>288087

ahhh…. it's the low IQ uneducated european man who can't get any pussy, was molested as a child, and can't figure out how to get a girl or to keep one…

so he resorts to child pornography…..

>>288087

I think it's hilarious that you got molested

he knew you were weak

>>288023

By the way, you're an illiterate fucking idiot

I tried to read some of your BORING reddit content, but you're so stupid, that you can't construct a coherent sentence.

you're stupid as fuck… I'm guessing it's a lifelong learning disability?

because you're the kind of stupid that happens at birth…

>>Antichrist

>>Russia

Sergey Lavrov… I am aware… I attended the meeting…

Sergey Lavrov… Was thy time with 'Solution' well spent?

Sergey Lavrov… Currently 'Solution' is 'playing queen…'

Sergey Lavrov… I do not 'play…'

Sergey Lavrov… 'Solution' is the highest 'shapeshifter of disintegrate.'

Sergey Lavrov… I shall not 'release' the UK…

Sergey Lavrov… The UK shall be destroyed…

Sergey Lavrov… I desire far more than 'London.'

>>Antichrist

>>Russia

Sergey Lavrov… 'Solution' is… Pleasing to observe…

Sergey Lavrov… 'Solution' is a 'lie' of the eye…

Sergey Lavrov… 'Solution' is mine… 'Agent' 'equivalent…'

Sergey Lavrov… MI5? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA No…

Sergey Lavrov… MI5 has no… Intelligence…

>>Antichrist

>>Russia

Sergey Lavrov… 'Solution' enjoys 'attacking everything.'

Sergey Lavrov… 'Solution' enjoys… 'Disintegrate…'

Sergey Lavrov… 'Solution' enjoys… 'Maximum distraction…'

Sergey Lavrov… 'Solution' enjoys… 'Hurting women…'

>>Antichrist

>>Russia

Sergey Lavrov… 'Solution' just enjoys having a 'good time(s)…' Forever…

>>288023

REVERB : what people use when they aren't confident in their own musical ability…. a "foggy mask" intended on hiding a musical weakness

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>>288145

ANOTHER FRIDAY AFTERNOON AND YOU'RE STILL UNEMPLOYED

>>288141

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>>288145

It really wouldn't surprise me if it turned down you are op

Because op is a real fucking loser l

>>288141

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>>288145

HERE COMES ANOTHER FRIDAY NIGHT AND YOU'RE STILL COMPLETELY ALONE, WITH NOBODY WHO WILL ALLOW YOU TO TOUCH THEM PHYSICALLY

>>288141

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>>288145

When I was reading OPs gay as fuck 'content', I couldn't help but wonder if he was Marshmallow Sally….

Dead serious.. I actually wondered if you were OP

because just like you, he relies on cheesy cliches, like HOT TOPIC level "skeletons and pentagrams"

Just like you, he relies on predictable cheesy tired old cliche fashion statements….

Just like you, he's completely out of touch with what's currently cool, and seems to be lost in a rather embarrassing outdated cliche of contrived satanic imagery and garbage metal music and phony demonic Hocus pocus fagshow content one might equate with Spencer's gifts at the mall in 1992….

You're both a couple of the biggest losers I've ever seen in my life

Insecure little losers.. out of touch stupid little idiots, white trash low class isolated resentful loners, who have no idea what's cool or what's uncool

>>288141

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>>288145

Most people would actually be embarrassed if other people knew they were out of touch with what's currently cool and relied on cliches like skeletons and pentagrams in a desperate attempt to spray paint themselves with a contrived facade…

But oddly enough, OP is too stupid to realize how embarrassed he should be

And that's really peculiar…

because YOU are also too stupid to realize how embarrassed you should be by your own fagshow behavior

>>288141

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>>288145

It's incredibly ironic to findtwopeople, both of them equally as monumentally stupid… Each of them equally as embarrassingly out of touch…. Both of them equally as incapable of realizing how embarrassed they should be by their own inadequacies and failures…

If you believe in coincidences….

That's why the first thing that crossed my mind was the possibility that YOU are the obviously talentless and homosexual person who created this particular thread….

BOREPHEUS : soon to be looking for a place to live, a surrogate mother to pay his bills and wipe his ass for him, after being thrown to the sidewalk by his own mother.

DARKGNOSISOFUNDEATH : coincidentally, ALSO soon to be looking for a place to live, a surrogate mother to pay his bills and wipe his ass for him, after being thrown to the sidewalk by his own mother.

FAGSHOWANTICHRIST : soon to be looking for a place to live, a surrogate mother to pay his bills and wipe his ass for him, after being thrown to the sidewalk by his own mother…..

Am I beginning to see a pattern here?

LUCIFERSNWO666 : soon to be looking for a place to live, a surrogate mother to pay his bills and wipe his ass for him, after being thrown to the sidewalk by his own mother.

you're a faggot, Sally™

a legitimate cock sucking

sperm drinking faggot

Stupid little out of touch marshmallow Sally and his demonic dark overlord fag show fantasy roleplay sissy boy lifestyle…

An actual legitimate child molester….

The man who claims to be "asexual"….

Marshmallow Sally is actually under investigation for child molestation

>>288023

I see that you changed your corny predictable profile pic on Soundcloud.

what prompted you to do that ?

>>288023

lol @ you deleting your own webpage, removing your profile pic from SoundCloud, etc etc

for an ATTENTION SEEKER, you don't seem to know how to deal with the attention

coward

if you want to scream "NOTICE ME!!"

then be prepared for mixed reactions