636c88 No.281941
You're probably wondering "what really happened during the taping of Jim Watkins' 'NOBODY IS INNOCENT' YouTube video….
Today's your lucky day…. Here are all the details
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5b8b84 No.281946
>>281941
I don't know about anybody else, but that's way more details than I needed already!
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466316 No.281957
>>281946
It all started with Jim's creepy new book..
SLICED AMERICANA
It's like a Harlequin romance novel, only cheesier
… so effeminate and tacky, simply reading it will give you gynecomastia.,. It's ALSO A WHITE TRASH TRAILER PARK TRUMP SUPPORTING PATRIOT STORY… but Jim calls it SCIENCE FICTION…
it's horrible….
On January 1st, the New York times called this book "ALREADY THE WORST READ OF 2022"
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466316 No.281958
So Jim wanted to READ EXCERPTS from this shitty book, like some kind of booted housewives book club …
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466316 No.281959
BORED*
bored housewives….
Not quite as classy and sophisticated as the Oprah Winfrey book club..
This is something more between Wendy Williams and Sally Jesse Raphael, only even more low class
he planned on reading a chapter called NOBODY IS INNOCENT
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c9ed41 No.281960
Jim showed up at the highly questionable 'podcast recording facility' called SISSYBOY STUDIOS…
and he was totally AMPED and excited
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c9ed41 No.281961
Here's the studios security cam shot of Jim entering the recording booth
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c9ed41 No.281962
Jim's a SUPER creative individual… and he likes to use SUPER CREATIVE BACKDROPS in his videos…
And because he was going to be reading NOBODY IS INNOCENT, of course he chose a generic stock image of a symphony conductor holding a baton
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c9ed41 No.281963
thanks to the recent advancements in amateurish
flawed alpha channel green screen substitutions, with the simple click of a button, Jim is able to magically appear superimposed in front of his backdrop image…
At least most of him magically appears…
Because he's not actually using a green screen, parts of him disappear then reappear, while other parts of him never appear at all…
It's that hit or miss ZOOM MEETING backdrop technology that never really works right
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c9ed41 No.281964
So he began reading his garbage romance novel
Oddly enough, even though he wrote it, while reading it out loud, it seemed as if he had never read the words before. Like he was unfamiliar with it…
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c9ed41 No.281965
and that's when it happened….
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c9ed41 No.281966
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Jim's head had been IMPALED WITH A CONDUCTORS BATON !!!
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c9ed41 No.281967
The incident wasn't caught on camera, because Jim had bent over to eat an old piece of popcorn He noticed near his foot on the floor…
When he sat back up to put the popcorn in his mouth, suddenly he realized he had a splitting headache
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c9ed41 No.281968
As soon as Jim realized he had a conductor's baton impaled through his head, it hit him out ironic the entire situation was, considering is randomly chosen background image..
Also, there was nobody else in the studio but him
It was a bit perplexing
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c9ed41 No.281969
A true professional, Jim decided to finish reading his drivel, and he would seek medical attention afterwards
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c9ed41 No.281970
Where did this mystery conductors baton come from?
How did it suddenly get driven through his head?
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c9ed41 No.281971
These were questions he would ponder….
But not until he'd finished reading that chapter of his shitty book
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c9ed41 No.281973
Have to finishing the chapter, he went outside and called a taxi cab to take him to the emergency room
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c9ed41 No.281975
The taxi took almost 45 minutes to come get him
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c9ed41 No.281976
The taxi driver was some strange guy with a foreign accent who seemed to think the mysterious medical emergency was quite funny
He kept asking him to repeat this story over and over again.. every time Jim repeated the story, the taxi driver laughed louder than the time before
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c9ed41 No.281977
I guess he was distracted from all of his laughing, but after taking a few wrong turns here and there, the taxi driver eventually have to drop Jim off at the emergency room….
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c9ed41 No.281978
While at the hospital, Jim filed a report with a police officer….
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c9ed41 No.281979
Granted, the police didn't have a lot to work with on this case, but they assured Jim that they felt confident they would catch the culprit
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c9ed41 No.281980
After the doctors had fixed Jim up, one of the detectives called him and asked him to come down and see if he could pick the culprit out of a police lineup….
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c9ed41 No.281981
Once Jim saw the usual suspects rounded up by the local police department, he realized that he was going to have to solve the case himself
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c9ed41 No.281982
While examining the conductors baton implanted through his head, Jim noticed something very unusual :
Little bite mark on the handle…..
But not human teeth….
These bite marks were made by DOG'S TEETH
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c9ed41 No.281983
So Jim went back to SISSYBOY STUDIOS, and asked the manager Leroy if he remembered seeing anything suspicious… Like perhaps a small dog on the property recently
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c9ed41 No.281984
And although Leroy has some serious mental and physical issues, making it completely impossible to understand what he's saying, Jim was pretty certain Leroy said, "oh yeah.. sure.. I remember the tiny dog.. that dog brought a tiny little human with him that day.. all dressed up like some kind of symphony conductor or something sure I remember.. why didn't you ask me in the first place?"
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c9ed41 No.281985
Now it was beginning to all make perfect sense…
That's why the security cameras didn't capture him, because even in his creepy little wheelchair, Frederick still isn't tall enough to be seen over the top of a table, meaning he could get in and out of the studio without the cameras catching him
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c9ed41 No.281986
Frederick must have known that Jim planned on reading a chapter from his garbage book that night, so he disguised himself as a disabled birth defect symphony conductor, going to work, with his dog
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c9ed41 No.281987
And that piece of popcorn had been planted there!
Frederick new Jim could not resist a piece of popcorn, so he cleverly placed it near Jim's chair, and when Jim bent down to eat the popcorn, Frederick made his move, easily inserting the conductor's baton in one side of Jim's head and out the other….
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c9ed41 No.281989
And while Jim was going to have to learn to get used to having this baton stuck through his head, in a way he kind of understood what motivated Frederick to do this to him.
And it really wasn't all that bad after all
It makes for a nice conversation piece
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c9ed41 No.281990
So Jim forgave Frederick, and Frederick apologized, and now it's just like old times again…
The two of them spend all their time together, watching Netflix, eating popcorn, and Jim performs fellatio on Frederick just like the old days.
I've got a feeling 2022 is going to be a very good year indeed
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a816b9 No.281991
What happened to 8kun's three .loki addresses?
Did they give up on Lokinet?
They stupid or something? It's working great for me! Just thought I might be able to access 8kun using Lokinet without using an exit node. They really ought to buy their own ONS by burning a few OXEN and snag the 8kun.loki address or something. But yeah, none of their Lokinet addresses work:
8kun Lokinet addresses:
Duke : http://pijdty5otm38tdex6kkh51dkbkegf31dqgryryz3s3tys8wdegxo.loki
Dune: http://s5swbfcf4joom9tzf8w7ss5fptywwpnnfop3pxcf5ebjnz8ioksy.loki
Rosie: http://pchpjz7ubqsfwa7qeyotqszrx5ayt3p1y4mbfnuffoupwq53nury.loki
https://isitwetyet.com/8kun/
On the bright side, you can still enjoy this 8kun Honeypot…
https://shop.isitwetyet.com/p/8kun-honeypot-11oz/
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86a37f No.281992
>>281990
This was such a beautiful story, perfect for Christmas, and I literally cried tears of joy. It's so nice that Jim and Frederick finally made up and thick as thieves once again!
Leroy is a good man, and it's easy to see why they hired him to manage the podcast recording studio.
I'm glad everything worked out well for all parties involved.. especially Frederick.. I understand he hasn't had received oral sex ever since he and Jim broke up…. I'm willing to bet he didn't last 30 seconds.
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a816b9 No.281993
>>281991
Also, Killcen, Lokinet is the way you can post here using Tor. Even images!
For you I will suggest the `lokinet-gui`. I don't think you are ready for the CLI daemon experience…
Just use exit.loki as the exit node in the GUI and you'll be set. I hear it even works great in Windoze. I dunno. I will suggest against an Arch build for you, but there's a Debian package in the Apt Repository…
Here's a link for all platform specific directions:
https://loki.network/2020/04/07/lokinet-gui-release/
Follow the directions…
Easy Peasy…
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86a37f No.281994
>>281991
Technically, that's not a pot of honey…
Not even close. It's a mason jar.
But the term "honey mason jar' doesn't make for a good double entendre, so we'll all continue pretending like we don't realize that's not a pot of honey.
Don't want to ruin all the fun based on a simple technicality or an easily avoidable mistake
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a816b9 No.281995
>>281991
>>281993
Did I mention NO Captcha on 8kun using Lokinet through an exit node? At least I haven't run into any. And I'm running Lokinet through a VPN too, but I've done it without the VPN too. Nonetheless, it's routing everything through Tor, so Killcen should be happy, amirite?
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86a37f No.281996
>>281993
Easy, just follow the directions….
You say to a man who is incapable of learning the difference between THERE, THEIR & THEY'RE
Or how to differentiate between YOUR & YOU'RE
yeah, I'm confident you have no problem learning the complicated obstacle course of instructions required to discover that your lokinet exit node fad it's just another one of your many personal flash in the pan topics of interest you use to numb the painful boredom of your existence.
Misery loves company…. You know that better than anybody because of your experience with intravenous drug use…
Killcen is always trying to get other people to behave like he does.. like a frightened woman
And you're always trying to get other people to spend their valuable time with your own personal insignificant trivial interests.
Misery loves company….
But when we see somebody who's miserable, no matter how many times they try to convince us to behave like them, there's no way in hell and your bus are going to suddenly adopt somebody else's personal psychosis.
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a816b9 No.281997
>>281994
You could just get the butter, if you've got something against pot or honey.
I hear the butter's better.
https://shop.isitwetyet.com/p/8kun-butter-4oz/
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86a37f No.281998
>>281997
80% of all honey purchased ISN'T EVEN HONEY
It's so crazy.. imagine all the millions and millions and millions of people who have been eating the artificially flavored corn syrup version all this time, and had no idea it wasn't honey
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a816b9 No.281999
>>281996
Awww c'mon…
You know you wanna adopt the personal psychosis of the mindraped asexual otherkin!
i laughed, btw. well put.
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86a37f No.282000
>>281997
I mean let's just be honest
If they really really needed to create a cute double entendre (they didn't. It served no purpose, and brought them no revenue) they could have easily made a play on words about Freemasons
And the Mason jar full of bullshit honey (there's nothing mentioned to indicate that the product is actually honey, and not just more of the same fake artificial corn syrup crap that represents 80% of all honey sales)
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a816b9 No.282001
>>281998
The price of Raw Honey has gone through the roof, like everything else lately.
And good luck even FINDING any decent black tea!
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86a37f No.282002
>>282001
I'm working on a song.. I'm going to go back and pick up where I left off
The song is called "I DON'T KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS"
And I'm just laying down the basic outline.. the first basic tracks
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a816b9 No.282003
Oh shit! I gotta go…
Forgot all the shit I have to do…
adios
Still, don't forget Lokinet, bruhs…
>>282002
Weirdly enough, I've been working on a song too… It'll take awhile. I'm learning and using some new tech, of course…
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86a37f No.282004
I just changed my mind and decided to call this song "IT'S ONE OF THOSE DAYS"
lyrics :
I don't know what day it is
It's either Monday
Or it's Tuesday
Maybe Wednesday
Or is it Thursday
It could be Friday
Perhaps it's Saturday
Or even Sunday….
It's one of those days
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86a37f No.282005
I just changed my mind and decided to call this song "IT'S ONE OF THOSE DAYS"
lyrics :
I don't know what day it is
It's either Monday
Or it's Tuesday
Maybe Wednesday
Or is it Thursday
It could be Friday
Perhaps it's Saturday
Or even Sunday….
It's one of those days
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0ef822 No.282031
>>281941
If this story is true then he's lucky to be alive. it must've narrowly missed vital regions of the brain. this would make Jim the new Phineas Gage. I'm surprised he didn't have hotwheels arrested. this proves that Jim is a very fair, level headed guy.
I am glad to see that they are friends again.
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