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LMMFAO !!!! Typical Christian.. one minute pretending like he actually believes in Jesus.. the next minute he's completely freaking out in an ever-increasingly worse psychotic downward spiral
Obviously you don't have very much faith in Jesus.. because Christians always choose FAITH OVER FEAR.
But not you.. obviously you don't have very much faith that Jesus can handle it.. you don't seem very confident that he's going to be coming back..
You seem like a very scared man.. always terrifying… You literally live your life trembling in unnecessary pointless fear, seriously.. youre like a terrified woman….
Just like a worried neurotic old grandmother, you simply don't know how to just relax and be cool
Even when there's nothing to be afraid of…
You'll literally make it up off the top of your head
You'll fabricate a far-fetched end of the world conspiracy theory quicker than Al Jolson could say "MAMMY"….
You are literally insane.. you're incapable of controlling your emotions and your behavior.. you're addicted to cortisol and stress
You are such a neurotic pain in the ass that you willgo out of your way to attach one of your insane end of the world conspiracies to ANYTHING
A N Y T H I N G . . . .
AND E V E R Y T H I N G
It doesn't even have to news story….
You will fabricate and attach one of your stupid conspiracy theories to everything…
Like lunch….. Waking up…..
And Thanksgiving….
And Christmas
YOU'VE LITERALLY DESTROYED EVERY THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS FOR ANYONE AROUND YOU FOR THE PAST 22 YEARS
I feel so sorry for your family
And I don't blame your wife for killing herself
WHY DON'T YOU TRY FINDING A BETTER HOBBY?
I visualize you as the type of older rural middle class American insane grandfather type, who wears his pants way too high up over his waist, and you probably have a collection of plaid short sleeve shirts perfect for pocket protectors… You probably button the collar all the way up…
And I'm pretty sure you wear glasses
And not cool stylish glasses…
I picture you wearing some of those dorky 1968 television repair man out of style old-fashioned glasses…
Yep…….
I think you need a hobby
I think you'd really enjoy
And you've got some kind of creepy beard thing happening…
But you definitely seem like the type of guy who would enjoy a LEATHER & WOODBURNING KIT
you could make leather wristbands for young boys