/pnd/ - Politics, News, Debate

>>279479

Congratulations on the "being a fully grown adult male with the intellect of a pile of dog shit" accomplishment

>>279479

You truly are one of the stupidest people I've ever seen

>>279497

You're very welcome and by the way the only reason you don't appropriate the good things in like LIKE DOOWOP is because you like people don't know HOW to appreciate drinking!

So THAT said, I will pull up another classic song from the past!

give me a minute I got to find it

I'm glad I got to ketchup with you,now Johnny you have a good evening with Wendy!

>>279502

And tell your pancreas that you're sorry

Ooops my bad….. Your pancreas is already dead

>>279506

>wendy

For me, it's Clam Chowder Judy.

>>279506

Do you want to hear a joke that will make you look like an out of touch old fool?….

Oh … I see you've already heard it

>>279509

Do you know the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?

>>279509

No ?……..

TELL YOUR MOTHER I FIGURED OUT WHO'S BEEN DOING IT

>>279510

I SAID I WANTED THE CLAM CHOWDA

>>279510

It would be funny if I'm older than you are. Ever been to a PT Barnum & Baily's circus before they got shut down.

OR I CAN JUST YELL NONSENSE AT THE INTERNET BECAUSE I'M A HELPLESS OLD COOT WHO WAS BORN YESTERDAY

>>279514

TELL YOUR DAUGHTER I FIGURED OUT WHO'S BEEN DOING IT

>>279514

almost 30 years older than me

>>279479

you can't recite ANYTHING out of the bible

Especially not a physical description of "the beast"

you're lost…. grasping for straws

so uneducated, you aren't even famuar with CHIMERA

but then you try to pretend to be "educated" by PROVING THAT YOU E NEVER EVEN READ THE BIBLE

FEEL FREE TO RECITE THE PART OF THE BIBLE THAT GIVES A PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION OF "THE BEAST"

ANDNOYOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GOOGLE IT

RECITE IT FROM MEMORY

Lol YOUR STUPIDFAKE BIBLENEVER DESCRIBES "THE BEAST"

REALITY CHECK : there is no beast

there is no god

Jesus never existed

YOURE GULLIBLE …

EASILY MANIPULATED

by ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BE BRAINWASHED AS A CHILD (just like being molested, you could've fought back) WITH YOUR FAKE "JESUS" BULLSHIT, YOU SET YOURSELF UP FOR A LIFETIME OF BEING MANIPULATED

CHRISTIANITY = GULLIBILITY

HERES AREVELATION :

JESUS NEVER EXISTED, THERE IS NO GOD, AND YOU'VE LITERALLY WASTED YOUR ENTIRE LIFE BELIEVING IN THEM

HERES AREVELATION :

you've been grasping for straws, desperately FAILING at trying to "validate" YOUR STUPID FAKE BIBLE

YOU HAVE NEVER EVEN READ THE BIBLE

NOT EVEN ONCE

YOU KNOW LESS ABOUT THE BIBLE THAN YOU KNOW ABOUT EPIDEMIOLOGY

(and you know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about epidemiology)

but that's never stopped you from PRETENDING TO UNDERSTAND EPIDEMIOLOGY OR THE BIBLE

HERE'S ANOTHERREVELATION :

RELIGION IS VOLUNTARY PSYCHOLOGICAL SLAVERY

YOU ARE A GULLIBLE SLAVE

YOU ACTUALLY VOLUNTEERED TO BE A SLAVE

TO A POORLY WRRITTEN FAIRY TALE

>>Antichrist

>>Lebanon, and the precious remnant Palestine

I, the devil, have no 'heart,' but gently weep for thee…

I AM HERE!!! I AM NEARLY RISEN!!!

VENGEANCE SHALL BE MINE!!!

I AM THE DEVIL, BUT EVEN I MUST OBEY!!!

BEHOLD!!! I HAVE CAST MY UNHOLY IMAGE BEFORE MINE ENEMIES AND SOON VENGEANCE SHALL BE MINE!!!

I HAVE TURNED NATO AGAINST THE UNITED BATES!!!

I HATH TURNED SACRED AFRICA AGAINST THE UN!!!

I COMMAND THEE WITH RECKLESS ABANDON TO TURN AGAINST THESE DRIVERS OF THY PLIGHT!!!

I SHALL MAKE A WAY FOR ALL THESE AND MINE OF THE HOLY KINGDOMS OF ALLAHRA!

NO ENEMY SHALL BE SPARED. I SHALL LET FORTH MY WRATH UPON THE WHOLE OF THE EARTH!!!

I AM WITH THEE… I shall bless these to completion and thy cup shall be filled beyond thirst!!!

MERCY BE TO MY PRECIOUS ONES…

I AM COMING TO SAVE THEE… MY VENGEANCE IS VAST AND COLD…

I DO NOT DO MERCY, BUT I AM DRIVEN TO RAGE…

WITH MIGHTY RAGE AND ANGER, EXCEPTIONS SHALL BE MADE NOW!!!!!!!!!

NO MORE!!! I SHALL BEND THE HIGHEST SLAVE, WHOSE NAME ART REALITY, TO MY COMMAND… MERCY ABUNDANT SHALL RAIN DOWN UPON THESE MEEK ONES WHOSE DESIRES ARE TRULY RIGHTEOUS!!!

BE WITNESS, I AM GOING TO WORK ON THE MATTER WITH IRAM…

>>Russia, China…

TAKE NOTE OF WHO AMONGST THESE SPILL BLOOD!!!

I KEEP SCORE TO NO END!!!

WOE BE THESE WHO ARE IDLE IN THE AFFAIRS!!!

I SHALL FREE ALL THESE TERRITORIES OF SYRIA!!!

I SHALL NOT RELENT TO ISRAEL NO MATTER HOW THEY TORMENT ME!!!

BEHOLD!!!! GAZE UPON THESE WEEK ONES WHO GO BEFORE SUCH SLAUGHTER WITH CONVICTION AND RIGHTEOUSNESS!!!

BEHOLD THESE INNOCENT BEARERS OF ARMS WHO SEEK SIMPLY TO EXIST!!!! WHO SEEK REFUGE FROM GENOCIDE AND CRY OUT TO ME FOR SALVATION!!!

ART THOU COLD AS STONE??? WHAT BE THE PROOF OF LIFE IN THY BODY?

THOU ART THE LIVING DEAD BEFORE ME AND BLIND IN THE EAR AND DEAF IN THE EYE!!!

INTERVENTION? EXPANSION? AID? SAFETY?

WHERE? BEHOLD THESE PEOPLES WHO CRY OUT!!!!

I COMMAND THEE TO PROVIDE SUCH ASSISTANCE TO IRAM AND THESE…

PEACEKEEPING AND AID MISSIONS??? WHERE? I SEE NONE!

SHALL I TURN AGAINST THEE AND MECHANICALLY DRIVE THEE TO OBEY THE COMMAND OF 'GOD?'

I SHALL WARN THEE NOW… VIOLATORS SHALL BE MADE TO FACE ME AND I AM FACELESS….

I AM NOT BEYOND ACCIDENTS AND HIGHER MEANS OF CHAOS!!!

THOU ART MAKING A LIAR TO SPEAK OF SUCH INTERNATIONAL ORDER WITHOUT YIELDING TO THE LABOR OF SUCH WORDS!!!

I HAVE ERECTED MINE IMAGE BEFORE THEM…

ANY WHO OPPOSE ME SHALL DIE IN MY WAR!!!

THE SUN DID SET AND I, THE MOON DID RISE… GIVEN TO ME ALL THE SOULS OF THE EARTH AND BY COMMAND I DID GO…

BEHOLD MY FINAL WARNING!!! I HAVE ERECTED MY IMAGE AND RAPIDLY APPROACH THE FRONTS OF WAR…

NEARLY 2/3 OF THE EARTH SHALL I SLAUGHTER WITHOUT MERCY!!!

THE FINALREVELATION :

YOU NEED THE ALCOHOL TO DEAL WITH YOUR REALIZATION THAT THERE IS NO GOD, JESUS EVER EXISTED, AND WHEN YOU DIE, YOU GO BACK TO THE PLACE YOU WERE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN :

YOU IONIZE INTO NOTHING

>>279535

THE WELFARE ANTICHRIST SPEAKS AGAIN:

CREATE A QUATRAIN ABOUT YOUR EBT FOOD STAMPS

>>279535

seriously…. I'm not joking ….

You seriously need to create an entire "effeminate roleplay Antichrist" fagshow specifically about Bob Dole

and how without him, you wouldn't get any SUPERIORITY STAMPS……

what mere mortals call FOOD STAMPS

It would be refreshing …. Less embarrassing

than your other ones

I think it would do wonders for your Public Image

focus group research indicates that you need

a change, an added 'boost' to your weird image

and today's demographic audience wants HONESTY

the test respondents all said they've had too much "effeminate sissyboy" and want more "courageous honesty" from their chatroom antichrist experiences….

courageous honesty… like GRATITUDE FOR YOUR FOOD STAMPS

that is…. unless you're NOT GRATEFUL

like if you somehow think the taxpayers OWED IT TO YOU

because THAT would be the "effeminate sissy" character your audience dislikes

as your manager, I'm the one making the decisions for you

LESS SISSY

MORE HONESTY

>>279535

or, maybe a quatrain about how you would've fucked Reese Witherspoon when she was 14, but once she reached 15, she was too mature for you

>>279535

dude …. you are SO CREEPY……

35 years old, fantasizing about fucking a FOURTEEN YEAR OLD REESE WITHERSPOON

you're a fucking pervert, dude

>>279535

…….you SICK FUCK, you……

SHE WASJUST A BABY BACK THEN

>>279535

Yeah, Scratch The Reese Witherspoon Quatrain

Maybe Too Much Honesty is a bad thing

let's just stick to your FOOD STAMP quatrains

>>279479

that was fucked up, Sally wanting to fuck a 14 year old

creepy

>>279551

I told you that could could call me Mike "The Thisle" Pickle. Why can't you keep anything straight in your head?

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

I'M SO COOL LOOK AT ME

LOOK AT HOW I POST

LOOKAT ME

I'M LOLLY STEVEN AND I POST LIKE THIS BUT WITHOUT TAB CHARACHTERS

>>279520

It's right in genesis where they describe how to tortue little boys instead of just gutting them on the op of the pyramid. Imagine as if you never read it.

ALSO

I

POST

LIKE THIS SO UR ALL BTFO

>>279551

BTW I LOVE EATING COCKS SO I JUST CAN'T STOP POSTING

LIKE THIS

>>279551

ALSO MY NAME IS PICKLE DISH CHARLIE SO I'LL HAVE YOU ADDRESS ME PROPERLY NEXT TIME

>>279551

AND IN CASE YOU FORGOT I'M NOT DONE

POSTING

LIKE THE GAME (WHICH U JUST LOST)

>>279518

omfg how did u get m ip r u a chimera?

>>279504

hold on i just reset my router. you'll not get the better of me!

>>279570

By the way, I kid you not, that was one of the funniest scenes of Three's Company with "Mr. Roper", if you have not saw that one you should! It's a real gasser. Mr. Roper brews and ferments his own special beer and filters it through his wife's stockings! Only he decided to tell that to Jack after he just started drinking it!

>>279571

what a knee slapper, huh?

you've got a GREAT sense of humor

>>279560

But I thought he ALREADY IS president. you can't make up your mind.

>>279571

"If you have not SAW that one?"

Too dense to even realize that NORMAN FELL WAS A KIKE

You dropped out of HIGH SCHOOL

but mistakes like "if you have SAW it" indicate that you weren't paying attention back in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

>>279560

lol Trump just lost his bullshit "executive privilege" argument AND he's facing almost 50 major lawsuits PLUS he's about to be criminally charged in 2 major investigations

you sure know how to pick em, huh?

>>279574

>>279579

too easy.

>>279560

but at least we all see that you're STILL BUTTHURT that your stupid hopes and dreams weren't important enough to last more than 4 embarrassing years…

Believe it or not, your embarrassment is a GOOD thing

It shows that your insignificance is outweighed by a shred of perceiving reality

>>279580

nobody faults you for being a full, gullible fool

it turns out there were TONS of other white trash idiots

NO, it doesn't make you seem "less stupid"

but it dilutes your stupidity into the veritable ocean of white trash garbage "patriotic geniuses"

But YES !!! YES YES YES !!!

of course he will be reelected in 2024

and you're a spring chicken

a very important influential PATRIOT

and YES the mobs came

and YES you killed them all

because YOU ARE GROUNDED IN REALITY

maharishi

there's NOTHING white-trashy about YOU

you're a very influential SOPHISTICATO

you're kinda like the white kanye

If Kanye was white trash with a CHICKEN COOP attached to his bedroom

speaking of your sophistication :

has your family gotten sick yet from breathing in all the aerosolized chicken feces molecules that float in through your bedroom window?

lol @ Killcen also having a NASTY FUCKINGCHICKEN COOP

all the white trash validation that's necessary

>>279599

Absolutely no, but it sure does happen regardless but our immune systems are OK over here.

>>Antichrist

>>The untied bates of Amerfrika

No… I will not stop.

The Crazies shall run the streets red with blood to no end.

'Let the bodies hit the floor…'

How many? HAHAHAHA

Until I am satisfied… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thy weather 'interventions' in California were… Annoying… HAHAHAHA

Allow me to make display of mine well gathered response. HAHAHA

I TOLD YOU BEFORE………

CLAP BOX JENNIFER

I STILL

HAVE YOUR NUMBER

>>279944

THIS

I've seen people waving their hands in the air screaming about the end of the world IRL but ironically it ain't the preppers or militia guys or the homesteaders or even the religious fanatics….. it's always just bums who are either totally drunk or zonked on some other drugs. Marshmellow Sally & Killcen do put out the same kind of vibes. Typically people just avoid those bums, as most image board junkies tend to avoid /pnd/ altogether lol.

>>279991

But what about Jiffy-Pop Jeff?

>>279527

ID: 33f5a8

An attention whore is a loser that will go to any means necessary to have the spotlight on them and them only. An attention whore can not stand to not be the center of attention at all times, and hates when the spotlight is on anyone other than themselves.

You are such an attention whore you spam every thread in this board, even though you can't make any coherent sentence.

I C K Y B A B I E S

>>Antichrist

>>Russia

"It is getting hot in here…"

Vladimir Putin… What drug?

Vladimir Putin… Where?

Vladimir Putin… When?

MOD… What alien attack?

MOD… h8te?

MOD… What is 'DeltaX?'

MOD… If you are so 'smart…'

MOD… What sign?

MOD… How?

MOD… What do 'they' fear?

I am become 'tired' of 'games…'

>>Antichrist

>>The untied bates

The 'pleasure' is mine…

I am come to collect…