/pnd/ - Politics, News, Debate

>>277622

only real value of a woman is her beauty and youth, and you know it

thanks for trying to cheer me up ig

>>277621

lol @ him only being able to get ONE

I've had several dozen 15-year-olds…..

The last one when I was 34 years old

Tell your friend I said he's an amateur

And tell Jerry I'd be more than happy to impregnate both of his daughters

>>277625

If you want advice on getting a hot teenage girl

(And don't listen to Jerry because his teenage daughters are ugly, so he has nothing to compare it to)

I'll be more than happy to tell you the three easy steps to teenage pussy wrapped around your dick

>>277621

I almost forgot to mention I married the last 15-year-old

And we were married for 16 years

LOL at Jerry throwing his Coke can down Nancy's hallway

>>277621

I'm sorry you live in a shithole country…

Where The only positive comment you can make is age of consent

But I live in America….

And in Georgia the age of consent used to be 13

So no laws were broken

>>277622

Tell your heterosexual daughter about my dick because as Wendy says, "size really does matter, which explains why Neptune has never gone more than three or four days without finding the next girlfriend or wife"

And tell your lesbian daughter that Wendy will be more than happy to show her the ropes.. and the chains.. and the master lock…

But she'll never see the key

If I gave you a granddaughter, it would be the first person in your family who wasn't white trash

>>277621

All those words you typed….

Yet you somehow managed to avoid the REAL subject at hand :

you never get ANY pussy

Not teenagers, not women in their 20s, not women in their 30s, not women in their 40s, not women in their 50s, not women in their 60s, not women as old as Killcen, NONE…

NONE

NEVER …. NONE

You never get ANY pussy, because you don't know HOW to attract women

Go play another video game, you effeminate little sawed-off piece of shit

>>277631

how?

how do you get a highschool girl as an adult

>>277621

What are your country's laws regarding video game playing imageboard douchebags sucking dick?

Because since you obviously can't get a woman

You're definitely going to end up with a dick in your mouth

>>277632

im all ears…

>>277639

A : become a very talented illustrator with a unique name, who is friends with a lot of internationally famous celebrities

>>277641

It worked for me

>>277641

A :STOPbelieving everything you thought you knew about how to get girls

>>277640

i dont want any woman older than 16 yo

>>277641

A :STOPwanting and trying

When people want something.. when people try to get something.. they always end up disappointed

>>277646

RE: wanting 16-year-olds

STOPwanting and trying

That's a huge turn off and it demonstrates desperation

>>277646

Let me answer your question with another question

>>277646

Q : what's the most attractive feature on a man?

What do all females look for in a man?

>>277647

yeah they will magically come to me

>>277650

social status

>>277652

WRONG !!!

>>277652

It's not money and it's not the size of your dick and it's not a fancy car

A :SELF-CONFIDENCE is the most attractive attribute on any human being

Everybody is attracted to somebody who is happy with themselves

And one thing is painfully clear :

you are NOT happy with yourself

>>277655

Where is the "he's right you know" memer? We need that about now.

Just look at the stupid picture you chose for this thread

>>277654

it IS social status that he gives to her

women dont care about anything else

they just want to fuck the winner

>>277657

yeah no shit

>>277655

you cant be confident and approve of yourself when you are a loser

or atleast you think that you are one

>>277660

….. Says the guy who can't get any pussy

….. To the former strip club DJ who has had sex with almost 700 beautiful women and teenage girls

>>277660

>>277662

>>277660

You got to convince them you are a winner, even if your not. ;)

>>277663

teenage girls in a strip club… yeah…

also i dont care about you fucking lowest tier of women

>>277664

and how do you manage to pull that one

>>277666

Find someone you like, talk to her and have fun with her, maybe buy her a drink or two and hang out. Just be confident and learn to have fun. Most dig that.

>>277667

okay

but how do i deal with envy

>>277664

Says the illiterate idiot who can't differentiate between the words YOUR and YOU'RE

>>277665

I never said anything about teenage girls being in a strip club

I said I am a former strip club DJ

who has QUITE LITERALLY fucked almost 700 women and teenage girls

You stupid sexless sack of shit

>>277666

If you are a chicken they will see right through you, you need to stop behaving like a chicken and stop caring what they might or might not think about you, and insist and persist social interaction. You'll get to find out how she feels about you.

>>277671

show us photos of your girlfriend

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

you're a faggot with no gf

>>277670

anyone could fuck strippers if they work in a strip club

how did you managed to fuck teens?

>>277668

ENVY = you're Effeminate

You're a girl

>>277668

I don't know, but you need to stop caring so much and try to improve yourself, find something you like and be good at it, that too will help boost your self confidence with women.

>>277673

Obviously you've never been to a strip club

Because the customers NEVER fuck the strippers

You stupid sexually failed effeminate little boy

>>277675

AGAIN : you don't have a girlfriend and you don't know how to get any pussy so who the fuck are you to give advice?

>>277676

i said if they work in a strip club

>>277677

can you give advice then?

None of you image board video game anime effeminate sheltered mommy's boys knows anything about getting pussy

So go play another video game

And watch another effeminate anime

>>277680

can you give advice then?

if not stfu

>>277679

hold on brb

>>277678

wrong again

(And the majority of the women I fucked WEREN'T strippers)

>>277679

faggot

>>277681

lol here's some advice :

STOP BEING A SELF LOATHING EFFEMINATE WHINING VIDEOGAME IMAGEBOARD FAGGOT

Imagine being a woman and seeing a guy that you thought was cute

And then you went to his house and saw him playing video games like a little child

And you saw him sitting on an image board whining about not being able to get pussy

And then you saw him asking other sexually failed adult males for advice on how to deal with ENVY

Exactly what about that is supposed to be attractive to a woman?

It wouldn't matter how cute or handsome you were

She would see you as an effeminate little child

The exact same way I perceive you

The exact same way everybody perceives you

So when you look in the mirror

Create the reflection of a self-confident man

They can read your aura

So stop exuding the energy of an effeminate video game playing sissy boy with no self-confidence and who gets shattered by envy and jealousy like a little girl

You have to be happy with yourself

And you also have to be happy BY yourself

With them or without them

Just try to pretend that you were born 20 years earlier than you actually were

Pretend you didn't grow up with a video game controller in your hand

Pretend that you aren't an image board faggot

SELF-CONFIDENCE :

The most attractive feature on any human being

And now my beautiful genius wife and I are going grocery shopping

And she just said "then we're going to have anal sex"

I swear to God that's what she said

If you were a woman the last guy on Earth you would ever fuck would be an image board video game anime douchebag effeminate little sissy ass bitch

>>277694

real men dont like anal sex you absolute faggot lol

bet you like trannies too

>>277696

HOW TO SPOT THE MAN WHO'S NOT CONFIDENT ABOUT HIS SEXUALITY (OR LACK THEREOF) :

He's so stupid he will suggest men who fuck their wife in the ass are gay

>>277696

If there's anything we've learned today :

YOU'RE THE FARTHEST THING FROM A REAL MAN I'VE EVER SEEN

>>277697

they quite literally are

you like shit on your dick fagboi

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT :

If I'm not mistaken

>>277696

Is actually MARSHMALLOW SALLY

The 35-year-old man who still lives with his mother

Has never had a girlfriend or wife

Has no sexual attraction towards females whatsoever

And survives on $26 per day SSI welfare disability

>>277699

Says the man who never gets any pussy or butthole from a woman

>>277699

I noticed that you're also one of those effeminate trendy guys who spells the word boy with an i

>>277699

Men fuck their wives in the ass

You sit there playing video games

Calling them homosexuals

>>277699

Tell us why you still live with your mother

>>277699

You're not fooling anybody. That's the only woman in your life

>>277699

My wife just said "SORRY YOU ARE SO INSECURE ABOUT YOUR LACK OF SEXUALITY"

Because any man who thinks fucking their wife in the ass is homosexual IS OBVIOUSLY A HOMOSEXUAL

>>277699

Wendy just asked you a question.. she actually sai"how many porn videos Do You see of men fucking women in the vagina?"

A : barely any

It's almost all anal sex

AND THAT'S HETEROSEXUAL PORN

Apparently you don't watch very much heterosexual porn

>>277699

Speaking of sex :

How's that video game working out for you?

How's 4chan going?

>>277708

all juicy projections in this thread

your tears are delicious

>>277709

…..says the SEXUALLY INADEQUATE SOCIALLY FAILED EFFEMINATE VIDEOGAME SISSY WITH NO GIRLFRIEND…..

ouch

>>277709

AGAIN, SISSYBOY :

I ASKED YOU HOW THAT VIDEO GAME IS WORKING OUT

>>277709

"your tears are delicious"

ONLY AN EFFEMINATE SEXUALLY FAILED IMAGE BOARD VIDEO GAME SISSY BOY WOULD EVER SAY THAT

>>277621

HOW TO GET PUSSY :

NEVER say "your tears are delicious_

(That's something only a faggot would say)

"YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS"

or GLORIOUS

or ANYTHING

proof that you live

sitting in front of a computer

while MEN get pussy

it's THE gayest thing a man can say

"YOU'RE PROJECTING"

another indicator that you spend your lonely

existence sitting in front of your obsolete computer, never getting laid

GO PLAY ANOTHER VIDEOGAME, SISSYBOY

ITT :

chatroom culture is proven to turn men into effeminate lonely whining sissies

THERE ARE ONLYTHREEMEN IN /PND/ WHO ARE EXPERIENCED IN GETTING PUSSY :

JERRY

KILLCEN

& ME

the rest of you are EFFEMINATE LITTLE BOYS

imageboard FAGGOTS

women laugh in your faces

because you're a joke

>>277719

Not really, but I believe soy products that have estrogen do and so does anime and video game addiction. Also beware, the schools are doing their best to turn kids gay today too, it's actually very real, why do you think all those parents are angry at the school boards? It's not just mask policies you know.

>>277722

One more thing I forgot to mention, and this info was handed down to me years ago by a man who used to work for a government contractor, a bit of a "conspiracy theorist" himself actually, he told me be very cautious what kinds of shampoo you use for your hair and to never use "conditioner" under any circumstances. I forget the name of the chemical, but one of those chemicals in many of those shampoo and conditioner products not only causes hormone issues, they can cause the male brain to function more like a woman's brain! Forget all the details but just beware, use organic shampoo, never use the "conditioners!"

TOTALLY UNRELATED TOPIC: it's not about sex or reproduction or anything but I'd also like to add another tip from Jeff Smith, those that used to watch PBS back in the 90s may know of him; don't believe the lies about him they burnt him using crisis actors who made ridiculous false rape claims; he had a source who warned him not to ever eat pre-ground pepper purchased at grocery markets. Always grind your own pepper. The fact is pre-ground pepper has something secret laced into it, a slow immune system killing agent of some kind. Anyway, once he warned the public about that it was about one year later they stomped his whole career into oblivion by having a bunch of paid crisis actors make false allegations about rape, Jeff Smith raped no one! He was a man of God!

>>277727

A : conspiracies, false flag crisis rape victims, and god

Q: name 3 things that never existed

>>277621

nothing to be envious of. The first time a girl got on the top of me, I was 10. She said it hurt. I waited 7 years to sleep with another girl. I attempted the whole night and never got in. Then I waited 8 years to sleep with my fiance. I spent 2 hours trying to penetrate her but failed. Gave up.

The moral of the story is you should not fuck virgins.