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Its Official !!! He's Changed His Name !!... Anonymous 10/10/21 (Sun) 00:30:58 1b901a No.267999

I don't know why he'd want to change his name NOW, what with Killcen leading up the polls…

And personally, I feel uncomfortable saying the word, but if this is what he wants, then this is what we'll call him I guess…..

So now his new moniker is Purple Jizzguzzler

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Anonymous 10/10/21 (Sun) 00:33:11 1b901a No.268000

There's just something so DECIDEDLY VULGAR about the word "Jizzguzzler", and it makes me feel sleazy just saying it…

But oh well…….

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Anonymous 10/10/21 (Sun) 00:41:45 1b901a No.268002

There's no way he can win the FÜHRER Race, what with Killcen's 10,000 votes….

Maybe he realizes he's lost the race, and now he's reinventing himself?

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Anonymous SAGE! 10/10/21 (Sun) 02:32:38 45d8c1 No.268011

File: 6fcfe115a847fb7⋯.gif (990.81 KB, 500x308, 125:77, this_will_not_stand.gif)

Please stop with this new monstrous English vulgarity you created.

Please. I want to puke every time I read it. What do you want? Let's make a deal. But be realistic in your requests. I'm not dropping out of the race for my second term, nor relinquishing my office as Fuhrer for this my first time. What else?

This aggression will not stand, man.

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Anonymous 10/10/21 (Sun) 02:40:59 45d8c1 No.268012

File: 0f282236e644699⋯.jpg (41.54 KB, 494x622, 247:311, radical.jpg)

>>268011

>What do you want? Let's make a deal.

I'll willing to give you a position in my cabinet, effective immediately, if only you would cease using this crime of the english against my person.

I'll offer you this position; which seems to be the perfect fit for you.

Reich Minister of Public Shitposting

Anyone else wish to participate in this aspect of internet meme warfare will be under your leadership.

You will only report to me.

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Anonymous 10/10/21 (Sun) 12:46:58 82bb1b No.268039

This morning, Killcen got an extra vote, bringing his final tally to 10, 001 VOTES!!

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Anonymous 10/10/21 (Sun) 14:58:26 e6afd5 No.268103

File: 287f63b21dea6e2⋯.png (337.39 KB, 1297x448, 1297:448, secret_agent_whores.png)

hi, this is Bold Anon. I always write in bold. This is how you know it's me.

follow me an i will put an end to this madness

I ask you…. will you boldly go where no anon has gone before?

your buddy

BOLD ANON

code: behold-bold

code check: SecretAgentWhores.com/code

"because there is a whore war so vast… that nobody can be sure or not which girls you meet is a secret agent whore just pretending to love you to get information.

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Anonymous 10/10/21 (Sun) 22:23:52 262c6f No.268254

File: 25744f70525db8f⋯.jpg (109.07 KB, 736x686, 368:343, PicsArt_03_27_07_21_35.jpg)

>>268103

Yeah, but it is so easy to Impersonate Bold Anon . Not so with Purple . Still, ALL Namefags Are Intolerable. That's why Killcen would make the best Führer of /pnd/, as "Killcen" is a Title, bestowed upon him; not bandied about like some corrugated purple towel. More Titles may be bestowed upon "Killcen", according to the dictates of our will.

And while we're on the subject of wills, (and Killcen might already be dead, which does not prevent him from performing his duties of the office of Führer of /pnd/), as executor of his estate, (at least in regard to care of his Lynx and Links and Puma and 8kun), I am sorry to report that there is nothing in his will for "Neptune" ; not even an antique toaster. But no death certificate has yet been issued. He has taken a longer hiatus before, and we're sure he'll return with more Links soon!

Never Count Killcen "Out".

Unconscious maybe, but Never "Out".

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Anonymous 10/11/21 (Mon) 05:42:09 7bf582 No.268269

File: 4671d45bca16d7d⋯.gif (1.35 MB, 320x240, 4:3, thats_pretty_good.gif)

>>268254

>it is so easy to Impersonate Bold Anon . Not so with Purple

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Anonymous 10/11/21 (Mon) 05:50:02 7bf582 No.268270

File: e6e4609f87d07ef⋯.jpg (56 KB, 551x403, 551:403, good_1_fagot.jpg)

>>268103

Stop stealing my swag.

That is the dumbest piss take of my website I've ever seen. Take some lessons from Guzzler Neptune.

weak. really.

PURPLE

code: truth

*an actual valid code; compared to your monopoly money code. good luck with all that. but glad i inspired you, honestly.*

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