It's been an entire day since Johnny Neptune formally announced his candidacy in the big upcoming election for /PND/ FÜHRER.
Today Neptune released his official campaign slogan :
"TAKE OFF THE MASK, ASSCLOWN"
He has also already begun listing his campaign promises… If elected /pnd/ führer, Neptune promises to :
Make appearing in 8kun and announcing that you are running for führer a crime punishable by death
And basically that's it.. that's the only campaign promise…
A promise to make sure this never happens again, and to make sure that psychotic lonely men like the Purple Polesmoker never come in here bothering us again with their desperate attempt to make friends, pretending as if they are already popular…
Other than that, his only promise was to get things back to normal after we get rid of the Purple Polesmoker
Not a bad day if you ask me….
