[–]▶ 2d9ff3 (4) No.259638>>259644 >>259671 >>275630 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Everybody knows he might as well be on drugs. It's not like doing drugs is going to make him any more awkward.
In fact, seasoned professionals seem to think taking illegal street drugs might actually make a marked improvement in his personality.
Methamphetamine? Heroin? Cocaine? PCP? LSD? Mushrooms? Thalidomide? Flakka? Cyanide?
Feel free to give us your opinion…
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▶ 2d9ff3 (4) No.259639
I'm thinking crack…. because it almost looks like tiny pieces of Marshmallow
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▶ 2d9ff3 (4) No.259640
Soft, pale and slightly greasy
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▶ 7c3612 (5) No.259641 >>259643
I will obviously recommend DMT or Ayahuasca.
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▶ 2d9ff3 (4) No.259643
>>259641
Honestly ? I kinda thought you'd select DMT
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▶ 5c972f (1) No.259644 >>259645 >>259647
>>259638 (OP)
im thinking maybe nicotine? that way, he could be known as Marlboro Mussolini.
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▶ bf260d (1) No.259645 >>259647 >>259649
>>259644
but cigarettes aren't soft, out of shape, and fat in the middle.
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▶ 7c3612 (5) No.259647 >>259648
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▶ 7c3612 (5) No.259648
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▶ 7c3612 (5) No.259649 >>259650
>>259645
> but cigarettes aren't soft, out of shape, and fat in the middle.
assumes he does not roll his own.
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▶ 7c3612 (5) No.259650
>>259649
He'll be waking in a couple hours.
Maybe we could roll one up for his wake-up call.
Maybe the media in the 8kun filestore will work by then too…
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▶ c00048 (3) No.259664
fuck even the pictures still aren't loading for me
TRUST THE PLAN
if an imageboard can't display images, does it become a wordboard?
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▶ 61461d (1) No.259671
>>259638 (OP)
ALCOHOL!
Preferably single malt scotch whiskey, if he can afford it that is.
Lol, and LOTS of it.
Alcohol is the only drug I still use today. I used to blow my money on weed (long ago) and cocaine but I stopped for various reasons (paranoia problems with the weed and wasting money on shitty cut coke). Done with drugs, except for whikey and vodka. PS: if Marshmellow Soros Sally is a poofag like we all think he is, he'll have to stick with Vodka because it's the proofag's fix. Last time I went to Costco I got another 18 liters of it.
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▶ c00048 (3) No.259672 >>259673
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▶ fa1738 (1) No.259673 >>259674
>>259672
What the fuck kind of shit is that?
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▶ c00048 (3) No.259674
>>259673
Dimethyltryptamine Dungeons & Dragons
DMT for D&D sissies
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▶ e8fecf (1) No.275630
>>259638 (OP)
Well, if you asked me today, I'd have to say Xanax.
He's having a bit of anxiety over his precious Jew-hate threads being "slidden" today.
And he's about ready to have an even worse case of crabs than he does already!
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