>how long oh lord
Hi, lord here.
just here to say, i hope you have some patience because i'm a bit busy.
You see there is this situation with my bowels and i spend a lot of time on my porcelain throne, now usually that's where my great ideas arise, however this time it's just crap, big ungodly amounts . it sometimes is so much it literally lifts me up from my toilet.
It's a way of rising up allthough i don't expect you mere mortals to understand how agonizing it can be to bend down and mop up all the aftermath and unclog the mess.
Just an advice, i wouldn't eat the chocolate rain.
