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Pretentious critiques Anonymous 11/09/15 (Mon) 02:40:35 No.1047

Let's post shitty photos and critique them like a fine art reviewer.

Rules:

1. You must critique at least one shitty photo before you post your own shitty photo.

2. Only shitty photos allowed.

3. Only pretentious critiques allowed.

4. You must title your photo and/or provide a description along with it.

5. Max one photo per post.

I'll start. I call this photo, "Chestnut Autumn Wishes".

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Anonymous 11/09/15 (Mon) 03:01:24 No.1048

>>1047

"Chestnut Autumn Wishes" fills my heart with the delightful joy of nostalgia for years gone by. The powwrful imagery of two chestnuts in an open hand supplies the viewer with an unprecedented view into the life of photographer anon. Anon's motive for this shot is obvious in the composition with a slightly dirty fingernail conjuring feelings of the unknown. Obviously Anon is a master photographer in her element and this is among her greatest work.

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Anonymous 10/22/17 (Sun) 05:43:39 No.1494

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>>1047

The Manacled Varmint (2007)

Anon paints a grisly, yet sympathetic view of humanity. The boy holds up, not just a piece of cloth with the superficial visage of a mouse, but the portrait of hubris. A visceral caricature. Provocative and daring. Bold. Anon wields the camera like the pen of a poet, and not just the brush of Van Goh, but the slicing razor.

Despite all of our rage, our fury, our passion, our essential human vigor, we are still just a rat in a cage.

Chestnut Autumn Wishes

Truly a delight to the senses. While viewing this work, i could almost feel the cool october breeze at my shoulder, dancing across my face and hair. I have never before seen a photographic work so eloquently channel the collective soul of all masters who came before, and not just that, but the collective soul of all who crave nostalgia.

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