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2017 NOFAP YEAR
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HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE
Two years ago today, /nofap/ was founded on the grounds that 2015 should be a nofap year. 2015 came and went, and now so has 2016.
Once again, we've all made great strides. Maybe you didn't make it the whole year. In fact, you probably didn't. If you did, you are the official king of /nofap/. If not, no sweat. Consider this: In a normal year you might have fapped once or more every day. That's at least 365 faps. Maybe in the past year you only fapped once every other day, or on and off every couple days, or something like that. That's not some big huge impressive streak, but that does cut 365 down to 182, which is pretty fucken good. When you think back on the past /nofap/ year, judge it in those terms.
That said, it's a new year, which means we all have the opportunity here to make it a completely clean /nofap/ year with a big huge impressive streak, which may not be necessary to mark improvement, but would still be fucking awesome to get. Get started now, because starting isn't gonna get easier the longer you wait. All you have to do is nothing, and believe that you're gonna make it. And remember that nofap isn't the only thing you can do to make your life better. Eat right, lift, read books, don't spend every second of your life shitposting. 2017 will be a great year.
2016 was a pretty great year for the board in general. We got bigger than ever before. Big enough to finally attract raids at least. Oh, and we also weren't the subject of a lawsuit. That's always nice. Hopefully 2017 brings even more growth to this place.
Don't fap ya cunts.
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No.6794
>when you realize you have to start taking cold showers to make up for the lack of cardio
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No.6812
>>6794
It's a protip anon
inb4 winter
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No.6849
>>6675
42 days
Well, sadly it happened that I looked sometimes on porn on imageboard, but I try not even looking for a sec
I don't feel urges to fap, cooling my d with cold water helped me a lot
Don't give up guys
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No.6932
>>6849
44 days
2nd wet dream but still fine
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No.7010
STILL NOT FAPPED IN 2017
THE THIRST IS STRONG OH GOD OH FUCK
KEK PLEASE STRENGHTEN MY RESOLVE WITH THESE DIGITS
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No.7011
>>7010
REROLL
I NEED THESE DUBS
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No.7019
>>7011
>dubs
>on dead board
keep nofapping man
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No.7035
>>7019
>implying kek isn't omnipresent including this board
IN OTHER NEWS: DAY 46 MY DEGENERATE INTERNET BROTENDOS
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No.7041
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No.7186
>>7151
>>7153
Unfortunately for you, 8ch only allows 12 mb files.
Better luck next time!
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No.7192
>>7151
>>7153
>15 seconds of randomly skipping around a porno
Well I certainly passed the test of strength
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No.7221
>>7214
>>7215
>10 second clips of professional vanilla porn
>nofap gets raided at least once a week and this is the best you can do
You're a mess, a waste, a big fat mistake.
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No.7712
i used to fap 2-3 times a day which leads me to about 900 faps a year
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No.7764
February is officially over. Reply to me if you're still in nofap 2017.
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No.7765
>>7764
day 69
still too easy
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No.7767
What about if its March and I want to stop am I too late?
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No.7769
>>7767
>What about if its March and I want to stop am I too late?
Well you're too late for nofap 2017 but not for nofap March. Nor nofap April. Nor May. Nor the rest of the year.
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No.7957
I didn't fap since the 10th or so of February and I'm doing pretty good. Started exercising and got into books again. Feels good to improve, even the slightest progress fuels my perseverance. Also stopped visiting some boards, for instance /a/, it's so fucking lewd.
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No.7967
Will posting http://oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/8teen get me banned here?
Oh well, we will see, good luck with your efforts.
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No.7993
>>7764
I'm here, it's been normal.
But really hate the Nocturnal emission
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No.8004
>>7993
Since doing nofap I've had at least 3 lewd dreams but none of them resulted in me ejaculating. To be honest, I think I'm actually dreaming much, much more frequently that I used to. I can't really put a proper estimate on how often I used to dream but it was probably 1-3 times a month, whereas now I feel like I'm dreaming almost every night. What's even more odd is I'm not remembering them when I wake up, but sometime later in the day. There's been a lot of days where I've noticed something and thought "oh yeah, I had a dream about that". Really odd stuff. It makes me think that there are a lot of psychological studies that need to be revisited with a nofap control group.
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No.8011
>>7764
Still going. Wet dreams have stoped lately which is good. Hope it lasts for a while now.
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No.8126
I want prostate cancer so I can exit this existence sooner.
Seriously though I randomly stopped fapping, and I can't remember when I last fapped. Maybe a week or two ago? Just happened. I know 1-2 weeks is jack shit jack shit but I've never been part of /nofap/.
During this time, I had a dream where some whore was fucking everyone in a house. When my turn came, I looked down at her as she lay on her back, stared into her eyes, and called her a succubus. Then just left the room. This, in the long term, was far more satisfying than any fap I've ever had. I also find myself to be much more excitable and quick on my feet. I'll likely give in again once I get one of those viagra-tier erections though.
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No.8130
>>8126
Fapping is what causing prostate cancer.
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No.8185
>>8130
Shit, so if I want cancer I should fap multiple times a day? Anyway I wasn't really being serious, I thought the nofap prostate cancer thing was a myth.
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No.8197
>>8185
Yes. "If you don't masturbate you'll get prostate cancer goy!" is the myth.
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No.8560
>using communist imagery to promote nofap
Here, let me post my kosher reaction image of a jew from a jewish sitcom of four jews living in jew york.
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No.8789
>>4744
Ever notice that liberals promote unhealthy lifestyles all the time, but one of the few seemingly healthy things they promote are bicycles
The reason is very simple, the bicycle seats ruin your balls and are a huge cause of ED
Stop driving bikes and take a walk instead
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No.8790
>>8126
>>8130
>>8185
>>8197
The truth is that people get prostate cancer when they're really old and ED causes it
So basically old people having ED (most likely from excessive fap) are the people who get prostate cancer
But the jews twisted the entire story to present it as "infrequent fap causes prostate cancer", which is a horrible misrepresentation of facts, but IS true, since these old people are indeed not fapping.
Also the 30% number that gets thrown everywhere doesn't mean that you get a +30% chance of cancer, again a misrepresentation, it actually means that the existing chance of prostate cancer gets an additional 30%, which would be an additional 5% instead, some redditors have done the calculation
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No.8791
>>8790
shit diet and nutrient deficiency causes all cancer
shit diet is normal
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No.8906
Can we have NoFap memes?
Like "If you reply to this post eternal NoFap will come to you".
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No.9241
>>8906
This is actually an excellent idea.
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No.9283
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No.10280
does nofap attract gay "men" as well as women?
Im thinking of getting a transexual If nofap gives me enough aura to do so,
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No.10422
>>10280
It's actually the opposite.
Don't worry though, this embarrassing mistake will all be forgotten once you're in the gas chambers.
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No.10527
Starting 7th of August at 00:00.
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No.10603
So how far did you autists get? Anything is better than nothing, right?
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No.10659
>>10603
Actually, last year 3 days was a miracle, but earlier this year I lasted a little over a month. In fact, I'm here again after all this time because I just relapsed after about two weeks. But that good news is actually bad news, since, despite the fact I assured myself I'm going to climb right back on that horse and keep going like nothing happened, tommorow the same thing is going to happen that always happens. I'm going to have worse urges than I had today, and I am going to relapse. This will continue for several months until I am back to the point where I'm fapping 3+ times a day with no end in sight. Those two big streaks I mentioned earlier? Yeah, those were the only streaks I've had this year.
I'm beginning to think I'm a lost cause and I should just give up. I don't think I'm going to make it, and I refuse to fake it till I make it.
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No.10715
>>10603
>>10659
it sure is, even once a 2 days is better than 10 times a day. seems to me that to cut off it like that you nee to be ultra levels of self discipline and thats not really possible for most of us.
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No.10718
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No.10838
>>10715
>seems to me that to cut off it like that you nee to be ultra levels of self discipline and thats not really possible for most of us
I'm in it to win it, anon
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No.11194
Reporting in for posterity's sake. Keep going! Don't give up.
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No.11319
I jerked off ao much that my dick shrunk in size and girth, especially at the base.
Honestly, I deserved it but today I just watched a video of a crossdressing faggot getting dicked down by two refugees.
I'm beggininf to realise that I enjoy feeling disgusted.I didn't cum tough.
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No.11328
1 month no-fap here. Yesterday, I thought I'd break my streak and began jacking off. It felt amazing, like I was 8 and this was the first time again. However, as I crept closer and closer I decided to stop. It was then that I felt a terrible… cramp sensation. I assume it was my prostate. I pre'd a little but did not cum. I assume this is like edging. I don't intend to do it again. Did I injure myself by blue-balling though?
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No.11329
How important is no porn to no fap? Like, I like reading porn comics that have a canon. The stories rope me in too. I like artists that have an entire canon for thier porn series. Is that bad?
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No.11331
If I releapse what are things I should do after? Drink water, of course. Anything I should eat or take?
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No.11460
DAY 1.
WE ALL HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE.
>I'll be checking in tomorrow. I feel like I've become a complete brainlet. My neural connections feel EXTREMELY atrophied and I can barely complete menial tasks such as washing the dishes or even meeting for coffee with my friend. //not to even mention the fact that I'm utterly terrified from even entering the gym.//
>If I'll manage to stop this addiction, there's going to be a lot of mental torture and self-hatred to overcome.There's so much shit I wanted to forget….It's all going to come rushing back…as it always does…
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No.11499
>>10280
I hope that it will make your perversions less disgusting. Nofap is known to get rid of fetishes.
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No.11509
Almost made 180 day streak this year. Was another good NoFap year .. semen retention will do you wonders. I keep heavy statistics. Here's to 365 streak for 2018
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No.11519
>>11509
Yes. Here's to No Fap 2018
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