Not bad. You're getting there, but there are holes in your concept.
You must deny yourself masturbation and mutual companionship. Orgasm is a momentary pleasure, but a happy relationship will make you soft.
It's true women are parasitic. I mean, people in general are. Men want sex, so it can be argued that they are, though women cannot maintain relationship stability so they end up destroying them with selfishness.
The layers of the matrix are deeper than you think. You woke up from a dream and you think you're in reality, but you're in another dream.
Those people on fail compilations who get injured or die for stupid reasons. People who end up being tortured and killed or imprisoned.
Pain and lack of pleasure don't cause unhappiness. You get used to them. Likewise, you get used to pleasure and lack of pain.
Why not go the other way than the hoards of people trying to make their lives better, and deny yourself everything? Test that theory, that you can never be unhappy.
We're no different than bacteria growing on a petri dish. We can never be truly happy or unhappy, thus we can make all the wrong decisions. Why be smart, why think, why even try to wake up like you say?
You're taking an inconsequential object, masturbation, and making it out to be some sort of devil. Possibly because it appears as an angel to those who don't know any better. There are no angels or devils. They are in your head.
