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THE RULES
Is It Wet Yet?


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5f508c No.305763

By: Jeffrey A. Rendall

Last week, deep within the White House, storm clouds gathered:

“It’s bound to improve”, mythical Democrat president senile Joe Biden advisor number one said to the silent and stagnant air, trying to sound upbeat while simultaneously working to disguise his disappointment at the latest poll showing his commander in chief badly lagging in the all too important voter enthusiasm category.

“But nobody seems to like us now,” shot back senile Joe himself, seated at one end of a very long meeting room conference table, his hands nervously drumming on the surface as though he were trying (in vain) to get the rhythm of a funeral march down pat. The half-century career swamp dweller couldn’t get it out of his deteriorating cranium that his tried-and-true methods of wowing crowds – namely gritting his teeth, shouting a lot, making insulting jokes and forgetting lots of names – just didn’t seem to work anymore. Why don’t Americans get it?

Biden continued despondently, “What did I ever do to ask for this? I’ve served the people honorably, living off a civil servant’s salary for what, a hundred years? I’ve never saved a dime my whole life and nobody’s ever given me anything, either. Hunter is a boy scout compared with most children. All I’m asking is for four more years in this old broken-down house that slaves built to finish the job I started. Is that too much to ask the voters?

“Where’s Speaker Nancy Pelosi? Can’t we call her up and tell her to pass another trillion or two for our supporters? Or how about Dianne Feinstein? Last time I talked with her, we were on about the same mental wavelength. Or that new guy, the dude from Pennsylvania, John Fetterman. No one understands a word he says either, and no one’s calling for his recall.”

The solemn gathering was summoned by “Dr.” Jill Biden in a hope that bringing together a collection of yes-men and yes-gals would brighten her husband’s spirits, which had been worse than usual of late. Despite senile Joe’s best efforts to paint a sunny picture on an otherwise dingy canvas, the populace wasn’t taking to his “half of America is great and the other half are MAGA-extremists” message. The poll that Democrat advisor number one referred to was from CNN, of all places, where two-thirds of respondents indicated it would be a horrible or negative thing for senile Joe to get a second term.

“We could always use the 25th Amendment to ease your pain, Joe”, Kamala Harris said buoyantly, announcing her presence by pounding her fists on the table and doing her best angry feminist impression. “All we’d need to do is get half your cabinet to agree with me that you are bat-guano crazy and the hurt would end right then and there”, the vice president cackled while searching every face in the room for the approval she hoped would be there. But nobody came to her defense.

Most of the rest just stared blankly at the ceiling or at the floor, not knowing quite what to say, all realizing that their stay in power would end late next year if something didn’t alter the balance. Not even the usually reliable establishment media was on their side this time.

https://www.conservativehq.org/post/the-right-resistance-dark-and-dank-days-at-the-white-house-as-america-wakes-up-to-joe-biden

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