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2f3fc9  No.93982

fufufu you so slow you can't make thed as fast as i anon!

All things Grenfell Tower

Syrian Refugee fled war to die in London

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/britain/he-survived-the-war-only-to-be-killed-in-a-tower-block-in-london-first-victim-of-london-blaze-named-as-syrian-refugee-35829756.html

>The first victim of the horrific Grenfell fire has reportedly been named as Mohammad Al-Haj Ali – a Syrian refugee who came to Britain to seek a “better life”.

>A friend of the victim, who was studying Civil Engineering at the University of the West of London, said he lived on the 14th floor of the 24-storey west London tower block.

>The 24-year-old sought to follow his brother Omar, who is currently being treated in hospital, down the stairs of the burning building but was besieged by billows of smoke.

>He is said to have been trapped on the floor for two hours while hundreds of firefighters sought to rescue residents but failed to reach above the 13th floor.

As London fire death toll rises, so does anger

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/london-grenfell-tower-fire-death-toll-rises-as-anger-increases/

you know what surprises me the most lads? that after such fire the building still stands with no danger of falling down à la 9/11

>LONDON – London's Metropolitan Police said Friday that the confirmed death toll from the devastating fire that tore through an apartment building earlier in the week had reached 30, but warned it was expected to climb still further.

>Police commander Stuart Cundy said all fires inside the building were out, and that inspectors where working in the location where the deadly blaze is believed to have started. He said there was no immediate evidence to suggest it had been started deliberately.

Angry protesters stage sit-in at Kensington Town Hall, demanding answers

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/16/london-fire-latest-updates-grenfell-tower-fire-victims/

>Hundreds of protesters have gathered outside the Kensington Town Hall, asking for justice in aftermath of the Grenfell Tower blaze.

>Their chief demand is that victims are rehomed within the borough, and they have asked for funds to be given to those who lost their homes and belongings in the fire.

>There were shouts of "we want an inquest" and "we want justice" as the Radical Housing Network staged a rally outside the hall.

'London fire: Queen and Prince William visit Grenfell Tower centre

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-40298473

>The Queen and Prince William visited a relief centre for Grenfell Tower fire victims, while the missing could number as many as 76, the BBC understands.

Former German chancellor Helmut Kohl dead at 87

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/16/former-german-chancellorhelmut-kohl-dead-87/

>Former German chancellor Helmut Kohl, a colossus of contemporary European history who was celebrated as the father of German reunification and an architect of European integration, died Friday at the age of 87, Bild daily reported.

>Germany's longest serving post-war leader died in his house in Ludwigshafen, in the western state of Rhineland-Palatinate, said the newspaper, whose management had close ties with the conservative politician.

NornIron's women can't access free Abortions in England supreme court rules

http://www.newsweek.com/northern-ireland-women-cant-access-free-abortions-england-supreme-court-rules-625518

>The U.K. Supreme Court has denied Northern Ireland’s women the right to access free abortions under Britain's publicly owned health care system (National Health Service, or NHS) in England with a majority of three to two.

>The mother and daughter who brought the case spent £900 ($1,150) in 2012 for the 15-year-old girl to have an abortion in a private clinic in England, as their native Northern Ireland allows abortion only in cases of a severe risk to the mother’s physical or mental health.

>The women had appealed to Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt to allow Northern Irish residents to access services provided by the state under the NHS in England, and argued it was unlawful not to do so.

c26eaa  No.94007

File: c20cff8c4209023⋯.png (801.88 KB, 992x492, 248:123, ClipboardImage.png)


6d545b  No.94008

File: e21b985257e9682⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 87.44 KB, 1000x751, 1000:751, DBoCl6CXYAA07hk.jpg large.jpg)

imperium tbh


c26eaa  No.94009

File: 9f385906e483e55⋯.png (678.95 KB, 720x664, 90:83, ClipboardImage.png)

>drowning in poo


38fcf3  No.94010

File: ebfd84b92075042⋯.jpg (9.86 KB, 259x194, 259:194, images (6).jpg)

>>93982

bloody hell those links are unbiased, nice work lad.


2f3fc9  No.94011

lads what's for film friday


c26eaa  No.94012

>>94011

>Venus Flytrap (filmed 1966, released 1970) is an American horror film shot partly in Japan. The plot features a mad scientist who uses thunder and lightning to turn carnivorous plants into man-eating creatures.


136e1b  No.94013

File: bccfa1fca02ccf3⋯.png (1.69 MB, 1624x907, 1624:907, drive in cinema.png)

>>94011

that film Bowden was in and then "Brazil"


9f8b75  No.94014

>>94009

What ever happened with that ultimatum btw?


2f3fc9  No.94015

File: 71b4b0511e97f6e⋯.jpg (10.08 KB, 213x200, 213:200, 6066519 _e69ded0290ab90326….jpg)

>>94012

>>94013

uhm… so now which one


527af3  No.94016

>>93959

If seeing your own nation turn against its own existence isn't a reason to have a breakdown I don't know what is tbh


c26eaa  No.94017

>>94015

wait…. I misunderstood. It's a different film. Pembs' right wew


2f3fc9  No.94018

File: 166a5da5bf8a56d⋯.jpg (56.36 KB, 450x432, 25:24, Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović a….jpg)

i love the way you city girls dress

even though your head is a mess


136e1b  No.94019

File: 4078c7a4df18f10⋯.png (122.58 KB, 729x464, 729:464, 1496118628526.png)

>>94007

>a wog accidently catches a tower on fire

>wogs are storming government buildings

>our own children are blown up by a paki terrorist

>…

>>94012

wrong one lad


c26eaa  No.94020

File: 1d9f7a0128189e4⋯.jpg (47.14 KB, 645x968, 645:968, 1484780184128.jpg)

>>94019

>wrong one lad

Well now I look dumb and it's all your fault….


9f8b75  No.94021

>>94016

It's depressing yes, but definitely not worth killing yourself over


23b891  No.94022

File: b6fc7897535ccea⋯.png (1.46 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

GIBS ME DAT

real life has transcended any mere absurdist surreal comedy

we are living a joke


9f8b75  No.94023

>>94019

Keep in mind the wogs are being allowed to do this. Any Native riot would be brutally suppressed, they know which of the two is the bigger threat


4331c5  No.94024

File: f6989d9259475f8⋯.webm (1.05 MB, 320x242, 160:121, Bowden.webm)


136e1b  No.94025

File: cdd8b73e7eeb54b⋯.png (140.06 KB, 562x484, 281:242, 1489301451002.png)

>>94020

the bully lashes out in pain as he slaps you in the face..

>>94023

fair point


23b891  No.94026

File: 022f2faa47001fa⋯.png (1.69 MB, 1856x890, 928:445, ClipboardImage.png)

times like these make it very easy to rationalize eating an entire pizza


c26eaa  No.94027

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Is this why Imperium wants to kill male imperium babies?


c26eaa  No.94028

>>94022

>>94026

What is this?


2f3fc9  No.94029

>>94026

>>94022

new cyriak looking good


136e1b  No.94030

>>94024

topkek we're in for a hell of a ride

>the girl isn't even acting when she gets approached like that


c3c998  No.94031

>tfw missing out on film Friday

C'est la vie


c26eaa  No.94032

>>94031

laaaaaaad


c26eaa  No.94033

File: bee11c059a63eef⋯.png (1.69 MB, 594x2511, 22:93, ClipboardImage.png)

Fuck white people


38fcf3  No.94034

anyone got a nige link?


23b891  No.94035

File: 4174ec1eb93693d⋯.png (1.88 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>94029

>>94028

Sock 5: Three Skins Without Men


c26eaa  No.94036

>>94034

He's on Friday?


38fcf3  No.94037

>>94031

>watching a film instead of chatting up an escargot-bird

You are making the right choice.


c26eaa  No.94038

File: 5c4a2f87567a2b9⋯.png (184.33 KB, 306x442, 9:13, ClipboardImage.png)


38fcf3  No.94039

>>94036

>its friday

holy shit


4331c5  No.94040

>>94030

it looks a right laugh.

>>94033

AUTISTIC PROTESTING


4331c5  No.94041

File: 2a9b072d80d94ef⋯.png (40.3 KB, 173x169, 173:169, bee11c059a63eef2fc50e2b4cf….png)


38fcf3  No.94042

>>94033

>implying womens opinions mean anything


c04569  No.94043

>>94037

>implying I can chat someone up, let alone in French


2f3fc9  No.94044

>>94038

pussy destroyer


136e1b  No.94045

>>94038

dashing young lad


c04569  No.94046

>>94038

Who that


c26eaa  No.94047

>>94046

Really, lad?


c26eaa  No.94048

>>94042

In our democracy they sadly do.


38fcf3  No.94049

>>94043

>not making crude and obscene hand gestures at french girls while speaking in loud english

step up, lad.


c04569  No.94050

>>94047

Is it Moggy?


136e1b  No.94051

>>94046

moggy woggy


6d545b  No.94052

>french women


c26eaa  No.94053

>>94050

Yeah, lad


4331c5  No.94054

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

he's still at it


38fcf3  No.94055

>>94048

nevertheless, their opinions have no intrinsic value beyond being able to shape their vote.


c26eaa  No.94056

File: e0232f8d1684d66⋯.png (39.56 KB, 587x252, 587:252, ClipboardImage.png)

Knowing today's news it's nothing


38fcf3  No.94057

>>94054

>4 hours

no thx


136e1b  No.94058

File: f0ab7831645e1a2⋯.jpg (44.03 KB, 393x500, 393:500, buddhist pepe.jpg)


23b891  No.94059

File: b3549e76e5885a0⋯.png (591.66 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

every day until we die


4331c5  No.94060

>>94058

Im not sure its even good meditation if he's got his eyes open and face locked in an uncomfortable smile the whole time.


6d545b  No.94061

File: 90c1262f62bd6f9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 75.29 KB, 671x1000, 671:1000, CwUkswkVQAABIyQ.jpg large.jpg)


2f3fc9  No.94062

File: f7324b723600148⋯.jpg (48.48 KB, 275x275, 1:1, animu eyes.jpg)

>>94060

whatever works


4331c5  No.94063

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


c26eaa  No.94064

File: 594258b88d50067⋯.png (194.35 KB, 720x459, 80:51, ClipboardImage.png)

Based Zionist Jew


38fcf3  No.94065

>>94064

Who gives 'good damns' anyway?


6d545b  No.94066

>>94064

>colour doesn't matter ideology does

Why do they think that wogs are just going to magically become cuckservatives?


791e1d  No.94067

>>94063

Is it happening?


136e1b  No.94068

>>94066

It's the Democrats that have tricked them into thinking Republicans are racist when actually the Dems are the real racists


527af3  No.94069

>>94030

I watched it the other night. I didn't "get it" tbh I think it may have been 2 deep. The Dr Mordred parts were all entertaining though.


4331c5  No.94070

>>94067

not really but it might still kick off later tonight

*crosses fingers*


c26eaa  No.94071

File: a379d65bd5fee2e⋯.png (726.27 KB, 838x600, 419:300, ClipboardImage.png)

Kang spotted at tower


527af3  No.94072


38fcf3  No.94073

>>94071

oh dear


136e1b  No.94074

>>94071

will he climb it?


4331c5  No.94075


38fcf3  No.94076

>>94074

Hes going to fly it like a kang pyramid tbh.


23b891  No.94077

>>94071

>£5 fucking million

>FIVE FUCKING MILLION POUNDS

>IS JUST BEING TAKEN FROM TAXPAYERS

>AND GIVEN TO THESE FUCKING ANIMALS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


c26eaa  No.94078

When normies see a tower in London get burnt down and 99% of the dead are non-Britis does it make them think at all?


c26eaa  No.94079

>>94074

>>94076

If we built buildings like Pyramids this wouldn't have happened. People could just climb out their windows and slide down. smh


527af3  No.94080

>>94076

The pyramids never burned down tbh they tried to teach us white folks how to build and we got it all wrong and then enslaved them smh

>>94078

But they are brits :^) the answer is no


527af3  No.94081

>>94078

In fact if anything this will fuel them. How could such a big fire happen and so few white people be victims? The answer is racism.


136e1b  No.94082

File: d3d07c85c2f2fd0⋯.jpg (154.48 KB, 1200x1173, 400:391, DBMUzUuUwAE2EZB.jpg)

>>94076

kek

>>94077

taxation is cuckoldry

>>94079

that sounds fun tbh, every citizen should be supplied with a potato sack as well


0ee380  No.94083

>>94078

Same reason Daftie gets upset over dead grey squirrels


38fcf3  No.94084

>>94079

>>94080

good points.

[massively inefficient use of space intensifies]


6d545b  No.94085

File: 287200ddd0f3c96⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 58.94 KB, 928x1280, 29:40, DAiNN0tXUAQlndQ.jpg large.jpg)

>tfw no chinky gf


136e1b  No.94086

File: 9bae92db56ebf1c⋯.jpg (93.62 KB, 680x561, 40:33, NK spurdo.jpg)


c26eaa  No.94087

>>94081

AHhhhh. We need equal representation in fire deaths


38fcf3  No.94088

>>94078

only that it could have been their own families that got barbequed at 500ft.


c26eaa  No.94089

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>94085

Based gay Asian(who identifies as white female) B you TFO


38fcf3  No.94090

File: 751d6afd67e92b7⋯.jpg (23.76 KB, 350x489, 350:489, 12978__big.jpg)


6d545b  No.94091

>>94090

Not interested in baccy tbh lad


527af3  No.94092

>>94087

There probably hasn't been such an article in the Grauniad yet, but it's only a matter of time.


2f3fc9  No.94093

>>94083

yeah no


38fcf3  No.94094

File: c4fa858e19c2a97⋯.jpg (13.62 KB, 400x400, 1:1, viking_blonde_big.jpg)

>>94091

Shit taste tbh lad.


136e1b  No.94095

Film Friday in 1 hour ok

https://cytu.be/r/newbrit


38fcf3  No.94096

>>94095

>tfw have to be in hampshite at 7am tomorrow

reeeee enjoy the films


4331c5  No.94097

>>94095

*straps in*

>>94096

I think the Bowden kino is only an hour long


2f3fc9  No.94098

Senate approves sanctions against Russia for meddling in presidential election

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/06/14/senate-approves-sanctions-against-russia-meddling-presidential-election-other-abuses/102851760

>WASHINGTON — Defying the Trump administration, the Senate agreed overwhelmingly Wednesday to expand sanctions against Russia for meddling in last year’s presidential election and for myriad other abuses.

>Senators voted 97-2 to add a package of Russian sanctions to a bill that seeks to punish Iran for its recent flurry of ballistic missile tests and human rights violations. The Senate could give final approval to the bill as early as Thursday.

>Democrats and Republicans said the Russian sanctions, the result of extensive bipartisan negotiations, are needed to send a warning to Moscow and anyone else who interferes in U.S. elections will be punished.

Polish PM comes under fire for appearing to defend anti-migrant policy at Auschwitz

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-poland-politics-auschwitz-idUSKBN1952UN?il=0

>Polish Prime Minister Beata Szydlo came under fire on Wednesday for what critics called an inappropriate political speech at a ceremony at the wartime Nazi death camp in Auschwitz where she appeared to defend her government's anti-migrant policy.

>At a ceremony commemorating the 77th anniversary of the first transport of prisoners who entered the Auschwitz-Birkenau camp, Szydlo said that "Auschwitz is a lesson showing that everything needs to be done to protect one's citizens".

>The comments caused widespread outrage with many taking them as a defense of the Polish nationalist-minded Law and Justice (PiS) party government's decision not to accept any refugees under a European Union resettlement plan.


527af3  No.94099

>>94098

Can we have sanctions against yankeestan for interfering in the brexit referendum?


c26eaa  No.94100

>>94098

She's right if Germany hadn't let in Jews they wouldn't have been gassed


6d545b  No.94101

File: 9f3f59b7d8ff41e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 476.73 KB, 1000x1225, 40:49, 1455870888502-2.jpg)


c26eaa  No.94102

File: 8878e08ec24cb05⋯.png (318.23 KB, 518x428, 259:214, ClipboardImage.png)

>>94101

wtf I'm Imperium now


dda721  No.94103

File: 2a1d897a3044acc⋯.png (520.12 KB, 640x480, 4:3, smug.png)

DUP Set to Spurn Tory Remainers and Back Full Brexit

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/16/dup-set-spurn-tory-remainers-back-full-brexit/

>Ulster’s Democratic Unionist Party, which is expected to prop up Theresa May’s minority government over the coming months, has spurned Tory Remainers who hoped they would force the Prime Minister to ask the EU for a so-called ‘Soft Brexit’.

Even Yankbart has started calling it Ulster rather than Northern Ireland now.


c26eaa  No.94104

File: ba6c43782299728⋯.png (565.49 KB, 839x439, 839:439, ClipboardImage.png)

WE


527af3  No.94105

>>94103

All yanks are Eireboos


c26eaa  No.94106

>>94103

Baaaaaaaased


4331c5  No.94107

File: 83dc145b537e4e3⋯.jpg (3.79 MB, 2970x3921, 990:1307, img_0742.jpg)

>>94102

same lass age 44


6d545b  No.94108

File: 31f36aba9f6be72⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 67.16 KB, 640x909, 640:909, DBGWlicXUAAIz8K.jpg large.jpg)

>>94102

good lad


c26eaa  No.94109

File: 9467298e384223e⋯.png (381.24 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>94107

Are you an offended white woman, lad?


dda721  No.94110

File: 208bab9dea50a6b⋯.png (356.69 KB, 600x399, 200:133, ClipboardImage.png)

uh


6d545b  No.94111

File: 17371bceba4c02b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 349.26 KB, 2047x1535, 2047:1535, DCbhQsiUIAAS1xG.jpg large.jpg)


136e1b  No.94112

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

38fcf3  No.94113

>>94109

Im offended on behalf of white women tbh.


4331c5  No.94114

File: df1ffa7e8ba61cf⋯.webm (1.58 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, DIRTY DOGS.webm)


136e1b  No.94115

>>94109

isabell_oakshotte.jpg


c26eaa  No.94116

>>94113

Yeah. it's just a meme people push


c26eaa  No.94117

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>94113

Guess the age of this woman


dda721  No.94118

File: 9e07f7c02c63176⋯.jpg (836.73 KB, 1265x1789, 1265:1789, __nishizumi_maho_girls_und….jpg)

>>94111

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh not her again.

Nigel save us pls.


6d545b  No.94119

File: 7231f9a8a5994f1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 105.51 KB, 749x703, 749:703, CzZwjTkUkAArTJZ.jpg large.jpg)

>>94117

>that neck

25


38fcf3  No.94120

>>94116

smh I know lad, the meme offends me.

>>94117

50


c26eaa  No.94121

>>94119

You're right. Early/mid 20s. How did you get it right?

>>94120

Half that

>50


136e1b  No.94122

File: 53fce264e06e028⋯.jpg (570.23 KB, 618x873, 206:291, lain computa (11).jpg)


6d545b  No.94123

>>94121

>How did you get it right?

Because she's white and she's aged like milk, so she has to be in her mid 20s


c26eaa  No.94124

>>94123

that's not the norm, lad. I posted her because it's kind of shocking


136e1b  No.94125

>>94117

based soy


6d545b  No.94126

>>94124

No that's most white """women""" that age


38fcf3  No.94127

>>94126

Its really not though lad, just the ones that use sunbeds and are promiscuous.


c26eaa  No.94128

File: b768ce5ecc8660d⋯.png (297.71 KB, 677x704, 677:704, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9e54ea524049782⋯.png (53.46 KB, 520x390, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

BASED

MAKE ISLAM GREAT AGAIN

>BERLIN (AP) — Seyran Ates’ vision of a liberal mosque where all Muslims can pray together — women and men, Sunni and Shiite, straight and gay — is almost a reality, and the 54-year-old daughter of Turkish guest workers in Germany is ecstatic as she enters the light-flooded room undergoing its final touches.

>“I couldn’t be more euphoric, it’s a dream come true,” Ates said with a smile as she touched the white carpet that three Turkish workers were laying out in the freshly painted room.

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/16/germany-opening-first-liberal-mosque-where-men-women-and-gays-pray-together/


527af3  No.94129

>>94123

>white

Is she? Looks pretty dark.


38fcf3  No.94130

>>94129

she looks latino or meditteranean to me tbhm


c26eaa  No.94131

>>94129

Might be one of the reasons she looks so old: tanning


38fcf3  No.94132

>>94128

>the muslims build a honeypot for faggots

The homos will be thrown from the roof tbh.


fd8022  No.94133

>>94103

Does the DUP woman have children?


c26eaa  No.94134

>>94132

What is even the point? Why convert to Islam if you're just not going to follow any of it and keep living like you already are? Signaling I guess.


2f3fc9  No.94135

>>94132

not in Germany


dda721  No.94136

>>94133

Yeah, she has three apparently.


38fcf3  No.94137

>>94134

>>94135

gay migrant dating app when?


fd8022  No.94138

>>94111

Daily reminder Jack Buckby's political career has never taken off even with Jewish influence


c26eaa  No.94139

>>94136

goodlass


136e1b  No.94140

>>94136

THE TRUE MUMMY!


fd8022  No.94141

>>94136

About time someone in politics actually had a family.


6d545b  No.94142

File: 2a5b6777c3591b8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 141.19 KB, 850x1280, 85:128, DAuEO67UMAA5pS_.jpg large.jpg)

>>94138

He's a government spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine), so his career won't take off.


fd8022  No.94143

>>94142

Even with the khazar Milkers queen, nothing he's been a part of has ever been successful.


38fcf3  No.94144

>>94141

>david cameron

>margaret thatcher

>tony blair

loads have families.


dda721  No.94145

File: 34cfffed733d0c3⋯.jpg (70.7 KB, 700x900, 7:9, __nishizumi_maho_nishizumi….jpg)

>>94139

>>94140

>>94141

Y-yeah it's great. Reminds me of my own childlessness though tbh.


527af3  No.94146

File: b11d561384d078a⋯.jpg (45.04 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 1439284432181.jpg)

>>94128

>where all Muslims can pray together — women and men, Sunni and Shiite

Gay muslims like to make headlines, but the fact is that nobody opposes this sort of thing more than muslims themselves. People like Majid Nawaz, who believe reform is desirable, are personae non grata amongst muslims.


fd8022  No.94147

>>94144

None of Europes current political leaders have kids.


fd8022  No.94148

>>94145

Don't have them too late or else they might be autistic


c26eaa  No.94149

>>94145

I am sure the stork will come with some babies any day now, lass


6d545b  No.94150

>>94147

Matteo Renzi does


38fcf3  No.94151

>>94147

Oh right good point, I didnt read it like that.


6d545b  No.94152

>>94145

tick tock white woman


136e1b  No.94153


dda721  No.94154

File: cae120c8224c660⋯.jpg (1.24 MB, 1422x1000, 711:500, __nishizumi_maho_nishizumi….jpg)

I've been sweating fiercely today and can't relax so I'll have a quick shower.

>>94148

I'll try.

>tfw mummy had me at 36

Reeeeeeeeeeeee.

>>94149

A-any day now.

>>94152

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh that's really mean


527af3  No.94155

>>94145

How old are you lass?


fd8022  No.94156

>>94154

I mean as long as you're actually a woman you have pick of the litter when it comes to evil right wing racists.


136e1b  No.94157


6d545b  No.94158

>>94156

>you have pick of the litter when it comes to evil right wing racists.

Except those in the imperium, and the #bleachright


c26eaa  No.94159

>>94154

ahhhh I can't watch both the shower and stream at once, lass. Stay safe!


38fcf3  No.94160

>>94156

>as long as your actually a woman

this sets the bar very low, lad.


fd8022  No.94161

>>94158

Yeah, I said pick of the litter ;^)

>>94156

Forgot to add: Except me of course


c26eaa  No.94162

Film starts now


38fcf3  No.94163

>>94161

>implying we all have low standards

lets see a picture of your missus then lad :^)


527af3  No.94164

>>94147

Not having children is a red flag for a politician tbh. Anyone who has no investment in the future of the country they administer cannot be trusted. In the same way I wouldn't trust a person who sends their own children to private school whilst lecturing on the benefits of comprehensives.


fd8022  No.94165

>>94160

I'm saying a lot of people in our line of thinking probably aren't looking for too much appearance wise, as most of us aren't stunners excluding me of course

>>94163

Well it's one thing to have a beautiful gf, and another to have one you can say nigger around and know she likes it.


c26eaa  No.94166

>>94165

She likes hearing talk of niggers….?


38fcf3  No.94167

>>94165

>implying lots

Hmmm.

>its one thing to have a beautiful gf

Post then lad :^)


38fcf3  No.94168

>>94166

kek, why would you have a girlfriend that you have to watch what you say around anyway?


c26eaa  No.94169

>>94168

I'm implying something, lad


fd8022  No.94170

>>94166

Tbh a gf a who hates nigger that would be good


38fcf3  No.94171

File: b9ab552fd6785d6⋯.gif (706.71 KB, 500x278, 250:139, 37e58990-887e-0132-43fb-0e….gif)

>>94169

I know lad, thats what the kek was for.


fd8022  No.94172

>>94170

That much


fd8022  No.94173

>>94167

From the servers I've been in and meet ups I've been too, not everyone is a looker


38fcf3  No.94174

File: ae712b802a64f81⋯.jpg (30.13 KB, 198x252, 11:14, 20170614_204041.jpg)

>>94173

Fair point tbh, doesnt mean one couldnt have reasonable standards.

>tfw anprim rates his man dates for atrractiveness


c26eaa  No.94175

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


38fcf3  No.94176

>drop in violence at psychiatric hospital linked to banning cigarrettes

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/06/170614211200.htm

>New King's College London research reveals a 39 per cent drop in physical assaults – both between patients and towards staff – following the introduction of a smoke-free policy at the South London and Maudsley NHS Foundation Trust (SLaM).


c26eaa  No.94177

File: 1222615e4db9640⋯.png (567.54 KB, 672x580, 168:145, ClipboardImage.png)


c26eaa  No.94178

File: 9db3a2ca5c14417⋯.png (873.81 KB, 883x640, 883:640, ClipboardImage.png)


136e1b  No.94179

File: 0bcae23b126eaa4⋯.png (280.13 KB, 681x505, 681:505, ClipboardImage.png)


136e1b  No.94180

File: 3a8197f82b48bf6⋯.png (303.64 KB, 561x511, 561:511, ClipboardImage.png)


23b891  No.94181

File: 52a47db7312a50e⋯.png (590.97 KB, 796x606, 398:303, NATUREWILLDESTROYYOU.png)

*animalistic growling*


2f3fc9  No.94182

File: 19bfd35bbe04553⋯.png (342.99 KB, 437x367, 437:367, standing.PNG)


4331c5  No.94183

File: aead5bb24b5a589⋯.gif (1.7 MB, 320x242, 160:121, 917f7c198faebd178d112adb79….gif)


136e1b  No.94184


dda721  No.94185

File: 869b2737e620f25⋯.png (163.48 KB, 378x378, 1:1, 1400948360728.png)

Do they actually sell estrogen pills over the counter?


136e1b  No.94186

>>94185

they sell the pill at least, why?


dda721  No.94187

File: 10dd025e7f61393⋯.jpg (4.65 KB, 120x46, 60:23, 1400948360723.jpg)

>>94186

Just curious.


c26eaa  No.94188

>>94185

>>94187

I wouldn't try any experiments, lass


136e1b  No.94189

File: 5e24d09b581f0e6⋯.png (1.11 MB, 1208x1080, 151:135, lain (3).png)

>>94187

you're scaring me


dda721  No.94190

File: d876b4e38c42a08⋯.png (920.33 KB, 750x1061, 750:1061, __nishizumi_maho_girls_und….png)

>>94188

>>94189

So you can buy estrogen pills over the counter yet testosterone is illegal?


c26eaa  No.94191

>>94190

Yeah, that's been a meme for a while


4331c5  No.94192

>>94185

why bother when you can just drink from the tap


dda721  No.94193

>>94191

I thought it was just a meme, smh. The state of our health industry.

>>94192

Wew.


136e1b  No.94194

File: 024a354f9789d34⋯.png (9.61 MB, 4128x2322, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


b10687  No.94195

>Tfw there's fireworks and you just want to sleep

FUCK OFF REEE


66c890  No.94196

File: b7837ae2be1fac0⋯.jpg (26.54 KB, 868x151, 868:151, aggie1-45.JPG)

>ywn save her


c26eaa  No.94197

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

GOLDEN ONE

NATIONAL CAPITALISM

>all those downvotes


c26eaa  No.94198

>>94196

Why not?


2ebe6f  No.94199

>>94197

>gabitalismus


136e1b  No.94200

File: 7c2ce70c9b9c77a⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1280x853, 1280:853, 76d9783068991aa0c8946cc6e4….png)

>>94197

*downvotes without watching*


6d545b  No.94201

File: ec115a7c8440b3a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 610.75 KB, 1445x2048, 1445:2048, DB2pXB5VYAATj9M.jpg large.jpg)


ecf12d  No.94202

>>94198

I've fallen out of love with her, lass.


c26eaa  No.94203

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH SHORT CIVIC FENCER


c26eaa  No.94204

>>94202

That's too bad, lad. She can be pretty cute. Got bored of her?


6d545b  No.94205

>tfw no chinky gf

>>94185

>>94187

>>94190

DON'T DO IT LASS


c26eaa  No.94206

>>94205

Always do the opposite of what Imperiumposter says tbh


6d545b  No.94207

>>94206

lad no, don't let anyone take estrogen


dda721  No.94208

File: 7cddb25e0d6bcde⋯.png (441.39 KB, 756x1058, 378:529, __nishizumi_maho_girls_und….png)

>>94205

>>94206

Now I don't know what to do…


ecf12d  No.94209

>>94204

Neurotypicals got ahold of her. Just a matter of time now until she's a typical jewish cumslut smh. Getting out now while I still can.


136e1b  No.94210

>>94208

be careful ok


c26eaa  No.94211

>>94208

I agree with Imperiumposter I just wanted to tease him tbh.could probably get something better through the NHS :^)

>>94209

Are Jews ever pure in the first place?


dda721  No.94212

>>94210

I'm just meming now d/w.


6d545b  No.94213

>>94208

Please lass, don't do it, you have so much to live for


dda721  No.94214

File: d52b889169d1934⋯.jpg (442.89 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, __nishizumi_maho_and_nishi….jpg)

It's nice that you all care though.


c26eaa  No.94215

test


136e1b  No.94216

>>94212

o-oh, hard to tell if there was any sincerity behind the playfulness


6d545b  No.94217

File: 21ba7b96077a5e7⋯.jpg (27.77 KB, 188x341, 188:341, 1462828666268.jpg)

>>94214

>you all care though.


ecf12d  No.94218

>>94211

>Are jews even pure in the first place?

Lad…Don't ever imply Agatha is impure again


c26eaa  No.94219

>>94218

Fine I'll be nice


ecf12d  No.94220

>>94219

>Fine I'll be nice

Well that wont work given that I now know your true feelings towards Agatha.

I'd challenge you to a duel to restore her honor but there's no sense in it. In another life maybe


6d545b  No.94221

File: b8721c68472e4df⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 142.79 KB, 665x1000, 133:200, DCAFyv0XkAAFrDG.jpg large.jpg)


c26eaa  No.94222

>>94220

LAD WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T POST THE CAP


6d545b  No.94223


6d545b  No.94224

>>93982

>fufufu you so slow you can't make thed as fast as i anon!

bit gay lass


dda721  No.94225

File: 7cacef2966f4d09⋯.jpg (1.18 MB, 2433x1723, 2433:1723, __nishizumi_maho_girls_und….jpg)

Beddy byes now, I'll try to dream of you all and I definitely won't be taking any little blue pills because I don't need them.


c96d61  No.94226

File: 935079e471c1485⋯.jpg (28.06 KB, 396x482, 198:241, 5f74a415b3a9a2461e6d1cad99….jpg)

File: ffa738b9d2b8a2a⋯.jpg (11.28 KB, 182x210, 13:15, tbhnow.JPG)

>>94222

Don't worry lad I'd never post it when you're online


6d545b  No.94227

>>94225

please don't dream of me, that would be gay


6d545b  No.94228

File: 380390456c64059⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.46 MB, 640x800, 4:5, perfect 10.webm)

night ladsyou will all get chinky gfs soon lads and you will love every second of it


4331c5  No.94229

File: ef2529be8f333c9⋯.jpg (63 KB, 611x404, 611:404, no happening.jpg)

>no riots


136e1b  No.94230

File: c148711bc0b64c4⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 2000x2833, 2000:2833, 1493719760019.jpg)

>>94225

night lass, gud

>>94228

noty. night


c26eaa  No.94231

File: ccf564835d3fea2⋯.png (35.52 KB, 842x518, 421:259, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b9394a01b84a3c1⋯.png (13.58 KB, 750x408, 125:68, db11.png)

>>94225

Night, lass. Dream of me

>>94226

Post it when everyone's asleep, lad

>>94228

Night lad


4331c5  No.94232

File: 2bdbb20df46ae75⋯.jpg (45.43 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1249228898361.jpg)

>>94231

nice pepe lad


c26eaa  No.94233

File: 3e373f089dfc6e8⋯.png (359.6 KB, 681x600, 227:200, ClipboardImage.png)


c26eaa  No.94234

File: 66fe5e3561d8ca4⋯.png (9.55 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 66fe5e3561d8ca4d8639296697….png)

>>94232

thanks, lad


c96d61  No.94235

File: 035598f3b419789⋯.mp4 (843.87 KB, 954x528, 159:88, justlikeheaven.mp4)

Reposting for a friend.


d04725  No.94236

>>94235

Ty lad.


c26eaa  No.94237

>>94235

>>94236

You have friends on this board?


7cfa40  No.94238

File: 3b809c4d114a46a⋯.mp4 (5.59 MB, 1716x936, 11:6, AlettertoAgatha.mp4)

>>94235

I needed this lad, ty.

Went ahead and added a fitting background song.


9e40a4  No.94239

Lu na here, is anyone still awake?

Just spent the last hour crying in bed and now my eyes sting too much and my nose is too blocked to sleep.

I deal with it most of the time, but really I don't know how much longer I can keep this up.

Living in a body that feels so wrong, that isn't how it should be, that I'm so disassociated from, hurting that I'll never get to be who I should've been, that the world will never see me as me, I can't really put it into words that fit especially from a phone and in this state but its a living nightmare

I'll probably regret posting this tomorrow


f29691  No.94240

IM REALLY DRUNKSHHHH DONT TELL ANYONE


f29691  No.94241

>>94239

go talk to bertie Although you cuit him off lmao


7cfa40  No.94242

>>94237

>You have friends on this board?

Guess not


c26eaa  No.94243

File: df80657bb94d931⋯.png (62.09 KB, 850x639, 850:639, Luna hug.png)

>>94239

Hey Leon. Some of us are still up I think. Don't know how I can help though.

>>94240

Hey drunk lad. Just watched two films


c26eaa  No.94244

>>94243

>Leon

Oh I thought Herts removed the filters

>>94242

What do you mean, lad?


f29691  No.94245

>>94243

good films lass?


c26eaa  No.94246

>>94245

first one was the first Bowden film. Didn't follow it too closely, was a bit surreal and all over the place and my headphones suck so I could barely hear it. Second one was Brazil(1985) didn't really like it much but it was about a dystopian society kind of similar to 1984. Zoned out a bit not enjoyable to watch when I have to struggle to hear smh

Tomorrow we'll watch Apocalypto and maybe another film.


9e40a4  No.94247

>>94243

There's nothing you can do

Nothing can fix me, nothing can give me the chance to start over as biologically female.

I'm just in such a state right now posting here was the only thing I could think to do


f29691  No.94248

File: 94172cbc07d39cd⋯.jpg (72.3 KB, 632x752, 79:94, 18622388_647297215476590_1….jpg)

>>94246

sound ggg


7cfa40  No.94249

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>94239

You'll find someone that helps you work through the pain lass, just give it time.

tbh you should be posting on reddit if you want sympathy and platitudes


c26eaa  No.94250

>>94247

Aw. Well even though some here dislike you you also have those that like you. Just a bit late so not many are around.

You can find a boyfriend, but I guess that wouldn't help with the dysphoria.


c26eaa  No.94251

>>94248

Had fun drinking, lad?


f29691  No.94252

>>94251

lotd and lots, love you lads


c26eaa  No.94253

>>94252

Do you love Luna, lad?


f29691  No.94254

>>94253

im drunk dont make me do a stupis


15bfce  No.94255

traps > cuteboys


c26eaa  No.94256

>>94254

But that's the fun thing about drunk people. Say something you wouldn't normally say so we can have a laff tomorrow, lad

>>94255

No homo, right? What's the difference? Traps pass as females while cuteboys are feminine but still clearly boys?


f29691  No.94257

File: 28494c8502e34d5⋯.gif (41.95 KB, 500x222, 250:111, 1494535003567.gif)

>>94256

haha i guess lad


9e40a4  No.94258

death > gender dysphoria and being trans


15bfce  No.94259

File: 0728500d9d1bea0⋯.jpg (34.41 KB, 484x207, 484:207, 0-0.JPG)

>>94256

>no homo, right? What's the difference?

>implying you don't know


15bfce  No.94260

File: a0a870aef244bbd⋯.jpg (38.92 KB, 500x316, 125:79, trans.jpg)

>>94258

Don't be a statistic lass.


c26eaa  No.94261

>>94259

Oh it's you. Top kek you're on the IP of that other lad again.

I don't actually, that was my guess.

>>94258

Statistically that's true I guess. Sadly nothing I say helps with that.

>>94257

Ahhh give me something naughty, lad


f29691  No.94262

File: 95da6f92263cf50⋯.gif (691.04 KB, 1024x603, 1024:603, 1483559627_Beard & Jacket.gif)

>>94261

ask me a question and i'll anwser honeslty


66c890  No.94263

File: de53cde8bd03a16⋯.webm (779.5 KB, 720x404, 180:101, trans.webm)


c26eaa  No.94264

>>94262

Did you potentially catch any STDs tonight, lad?


c26eaa  No.94265

>>94263

NO I'M ENGLISH


c26eaa  No.94266

Lads how do you comfort people?


f29691  No.94267

>>94264

nah but did see a girl get changed and saw pretty much everything


66c890  No.94268

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ywn be a qt young jewess singing to a crowd of enraptured goyim


c26eaa  No.94269

>>94267

Wew, lad. She catch you mirin?


f29691  No.94270

>>94269

Yeah she just giggled and said i was really drunk


5b7116  No.94271

>>94270

Was she flattered?


c26eaa  No.94272

File: 52b0dea3511ad12⋯.png (18.95 KB, 300x250, 6:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>>94270

You probably still are… I'm naked by the way

Bedtime lads. Visit us again tomorrow, Luna

night night


66c890  No.94273

File: d35f05e011602d2⋯.jpg (15.26 KB, 302x290, 151:145, friends-neurotypical (1).jpg)

>>94266

You're neurotypical you should know tbh.

>>94272

Night lad. If she an heroes it's on your hands.


f29691  No.94274

>>94271

Yeah she fancies me but boyfriedn so neither of us will do anything so its fine

>>94272

i am, why did you mesntuon you were naked? night


5b7116  No.94275

>>94274

I think you should fight and kill her bf, then benis her in while still covered in his blood. Chicks love that shit.


f29691  No.94276

>>94275

Tbf i had a little sparing match with a huge lad and he was to slow to hit me whilst i hit him in is jaw a couple times so i could definatly take her bf


f29691  No.94277

File: 1390c4e2f7c98e8⋯.jpg (1.7 MB, 2000x1318, 1000:659, hurc.jpg)

pic related is me


5b7116  No.94278

>>94277

Nice one lad.


f29691  No.94279

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>94278

You're a coool lassw


f29691  No.94280

File: 8827436f87f442c⋯.webm (7.92 MB, 480x320, 3:2, party like its 1941.webm)

tbh


f29691  No.94281

night night if anyone is still awake


6e011e  No.94282

dead


9f8b75  No.94283

Morning lads


ec377d  No.94284

File: f4d587cc775fdc2⋯.jpg (130.93 KB, 960x904, 120:113, 20170614_230449.jpg)

>>94239

wew…

>>94240

g o o d lad

>>94275

Binposter is right lad.

>>94277

sweet

>>94283

morning sugar tits

W

O

R

K


ec377d  No.94285

*takes half a dozen caffeine pills*

RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH


9f8b75  No.94286

>>94285

Lad that doesn't sound healthy….


ec377d  No.94287

File: c464672aa51d09d⋯.jpg (22.79 KB, 199x321, 199:321, rockitfuel.jpg)

>>94286

Its fine, Ive got a 500mg/day habit to support

*drinks espresso while sniffing guarana*


ec377d  No.94288

>>94266

Im bad at that tbh, my tactic would be filling the sad person up with beer and making them laugh.


9f8b75  No.94289

>>94266

>>94288

Personally I just talk to them tbh, just letting them get it off their chest works wonders


527af3  No.94290

>>94287

Those things look like dildos tbh


dda721  No.94291

File: c468c2e2937c53f⋯.jpg (951.47 KB, 1433x2024, 1433:2024, __nishizumi_maho_girls_und….jpg)

>>94290

I bet everyone says that when he shows off his coloured rocket collection.


c731d4  No.94292

Morning lads

Day of the big race today


527af3  No.94293

>>94292

The Dutch?


8fdbc0  No.94294

File: 81fb3945e6429ef⋯.jpg (2.81 MB, 2560x1920, 4:3, 20170617_122255.jpg)

File: b2ec6fa135ccd5f⋯.jpg (4.7 MB, 2560x1920, 4:3, 20170617_122304.jpg)

File: eafe3a8f0f970fa⋯.jpg (3.04 MB, 2560x1920, 4:3, 20170617_122323.jpg)

squirril

that's a lad btw


ce30ed  No.94295

File: 219224553580a5b⋯.jpeg (32.03 KB, 339x425, 339:425, g2ozim0jh8ws1hu2wd8m.jpeg)


ce30ed  No.94296

>>94294

Based Evorpean red squirrel. I only get the swarthy greys down here.


136e1b  No.94297

File: d1e1162cc5155da⋯.jpg (319.35 KB, 565x800, 113:160, 1497026358220.jpg)

what a lovely day

>>94294

that's nice


8fdbc0  No.94298

File: f74b041f20617f7⋯.jpg (84.53 KB, 680x418, 340:209, 257033e6-7a66-4dba-a20d-8e….jpg)

>>94297

bit stormy and cold here

forgot there's banners to upload but I'm too lazy to get on the pc

sorry herts I'll try to remember


f29691  No.94299

>>94294

BASED RED SQUIRREL


527af3  No.94300

File: f344004e5f85be8⋯.gif (628.65 KB, 300x300, 1:1, sweaty.gif)

>>94298

>cold

Lucky lass, it's 24 degrees here.


89b8d6  No.94301

File: bf5032dcb0b3b34⋯.png (12.6 KB, 418x408, 209:204, ClipboardImage.png)

>>94300

>shower before bed

>wake up sweating


89b8d6  No.94302

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH CIVIC FENCER


89b8d6  No.94303

File: 9538849bd77c504⋯.png (623.85 KB, 700x989, 700:989, ClipboardImage.png)

Don't they know toilets radicalise Indian people?


f29691  No.94304

>>94303

fucking hell they're learning


89b8d6  No.94305

File: db8504ec13bb44d⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1098x660, 183:110, ClipboardImage.png)

*teaches refugee child how to swim*


f97395  No.94306

File: 42ecb1846ca82ad⋯.png (151.84 KB, 377x412, 377:412, ClipboardImage.png)

>it's a was logged out of account so the thread didn't update episode

Post last edited at

f29691  No.94307

File: 4bcbf74aadd7847⋯.png (32.36 KB, 130x88, 65:44, Capture.PNG)

>>94305

can't believe his luck


89b8d6  No.94308

File: cc112aeeddb7f51⋯.png (634.79 KB, 640x640, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>94306

Hate those episodes. Reruns of them every day too smh


89b8d6  No.94309

File: ba35a7167c9501c⋯.png (8 KB, 418x408, 209:204, b7dc58855fddb94f5260498604….png)

>>94307

All of them have this smile. They know they're taking advantage of us and the cucks have no idea.


f29691  No.94310

File: 6d1557537a9dff9⋯.png (465.26 KB, 659x609, 659:609, 1449799960417.png)

>>94309

soon lad


89b8d6  No.94311

File: 353255e0065be5c⋯.png (22.72 KB, 418x437, 22:23, ClipboardImage.png)

>>94310

Soon™


6d545b  No.94312

imperium tbh


89b8d6  No.94313

>>94312

Had a dream but it wasn't Imperium smh


6d545b  No.94314

>>94313

have another one and hope it's imperium this time


89b8d6  No.94315

>>94314

but what if I do bad things to them in my dream?


f6cf12  No.94316

>>94312

Mullatotyrdom


6d545b  No.94317

File: 5ce8ef31e5e6d8f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 34.99 KB, 505x720, 101:144, 1437081817198-4.jpg)

>>94315

Why would you do that


527af3  No.94318

File: 7e8bfab700be30f⋯.jpg (53.12 KB, 600x700, 6:7, dehumanise.jpg)


89b8d6  No.94319

>>94317

Can't control what I do in my dreams, lad


527af3  No.94320

>>94317

Because they are sexually appealing tbh


6d545b  No.94321

File: 702173923f28bd1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 112.24 KB, 769x1024, 769:1024, DBOoVCxUMAEi4kf.jpg large.jpg)

>>94320

Use it as motivation to do good things with them in real life


89b8d6  No.94322

>>94320

No not "bad" things, lad. I guess you won't have to deal with hapa kids when doing it in a dream though.

>>94318

pretty radicalised tbh. Don't know how they'd "cure" me. Maybe that magnet thing that destroys your brain and makes you less racist.


527af3  No.94323

>>94322

We need a final solution. We need a device that can filter sperm with a Y chromosome out of the ejaculate.


23b891  No.94324

File: 470af9c767862dc⋯.png (945.42 KB, 797x748, 797:748, chinkydust.png)

*spends the whole morning grinding Dying Light*

infuriating deaths tbh

>get blown up by durkadurka zombies that jumpscare you and trigger in .3 seconds without a chance to escape

>get mobbed by crack zombies that never stop following you and dodge 90% of swings even with fast weapons

>get repeatedly shot by niggers with guns when the game hasn't started spawning or selling rooty tooty point and shooties for you to use yet

>die to falls repeatedly because some identical cars, vans, skips etc don't have the fall damage reduction on them

>>94322

>all native britons are round up and "cured" of racism which has grown to boiling point through decades of exploitation and abuse

>lobotomised retards can no longer work as golem slaves for the jew

>country collapses

CUNNING PLAN


f29691  No.94325

>>94322

>admitting you're radicalised

>on a monitored website

Eyy lmao good one lass


89b8d6  No.94326

>>94323

Top kek. I guess that would be better than killing the kids. What happens when we run out of pure white males though? Or will there always be kept white women around for the sole purpose of creating white men?

>>94324

Those zombies almost sound like the real living thing :^)

Well the magnet thing reduces your fears, or makes you incapable of sensing it. I am sure they'd love fearless golem slaves.


f6cf12  No.94327

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


f29691  No.94328

>>94327

i hate these types of people


89b8d6  No.94329

File: 15d1e2ef532ae59⋯.png (37.86 KB, 814x260, 407:130, ClipboardImage.png)


6d545b  No.94330

>>94329

>marrying a ladyboy


89b8d6  No.94331

>>94328

What do you hate about them, lad?

>>94330

Makes me think of that totally not gay lad who fucked a ladyboy for the banter


f29691  No.94332

>>94331

just seem like cunts, tbh i didnt really watch the video very much


527af3  No.94333

File: 4eab3a251e13953⋯.jpg (102.49 KB, 960x719, 960:719, absolutely immoral.jpg)

>>94327

Feel kinda bad for the lasses tbh


89b8d6  No.94334

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

WE


f6cf12  No.94335

>>94332

did you miss the dwarf at 6:00?


89b8d6  No.94336

>>94332

Alright, lad. Hate them too but maybe for different. I just can't stand miscegenation. They're probably also boomers wasting money instead of wanting to save something for their children


527af3  No.94337

>>94336

>their children

I'd venture that they don't have children


f29691  No.94338

>>94335

i didnt kek, what the fuck tbh.


89b8d6  No.94339

>>94337

Yeah probably.


6d545b  No.94340

File: 18280695e19fc97⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 49.16 KB, 750x736, 375:368, DA6115XXcAE0xn1.jpg large.jpg)


8fdbc0  No.94341

File: f9fcce6e4ad4714⋯.png (184.59 KB, 600x734, 300:367, 333376f6-4a2c-46d8-aa6a-d8….png)

lads


6d545b  No.94342


527af3  No.94343

>>94340

Piercings are immoral


f29691  No.94344


89b8d6  No.94346

>>94341

Lass? Did you see something lewd?


8fdbc0  No.94347


6d545b  No.94348

>>94347

ok lad


6d545b  No.94349

File: 5686cb48d024bb4⋯.jpg (53.08 KB, 450x510, 15:17, 5686cb48d024bb4e020b8d9343….jpg)


f29691  No.94350

File: c2ea8e451015d91⋯.jpg (19.83 KB, 291x387, 97:129, 1427381953650.jpg)

>>94347

Really, nigga?


89b8d6  No.94351

File: 40ff32f1ea3f015⋯.png (11.61 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 40ff32f1ea3f015d1f01b21305….png)

>>94347

You can tell me, lass. Just do it in a spoiler so nobody can see

>>94349

Thanks for that (You), lad.


89b8d6  No.94352

File: e66676d5a240e99⋯.png (93.76 KB, 833x469, 119:67, ClipboardImage.png)

Meanwhile the "Alt-Right" is pan-European smh


6d545b  No.94353

>>94351

>Thanks for that (You), lad.

STOP BEING GAYIST


89b8d6  No.94354

File: 8aae9178fc8e55f⋯.png (1.83 MB, 1019x1024, 1019:1024, ClipboardImage.png)

>she could have had more of the beauty on the right but instead she chose "diversity"

I can call a kid beautiful without being a nonce, right? Appreciating aesthetics doesn't mean you're sexually attracted to them smh I'm not a nonce

>>94353

How is that even gayist smh


136e1b  No.94355

File: 9d557deade603f4⋯.jpg (42.15 KB, 367x186, 367:186, tumblr_oa9x0mQQIp1vv9mcjo1….jpg)

>>94354

really sad. the negro children will gang up and feast on her living body when they are big enough.


89b8d6  No.94356

File: 185e9b4084e436d⋯.png (8.25 KB, 150x150, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>94355

Geroooooooooo


527af3  No.94357

>>94354

Poor little white lass


89b8d6  No.94358

File: 60c8a8a561b492f⋯.png (1.55 MB, 1018x1417, 1018:1417, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a2af703d1330e2c⋯.png (1.46 MB, 1489x807, 1489:807, ClipboardImage.png)

AFD posters for the election:

From left to right:

New Germans? We'll do them by ourself

Burka ? I like Burgunder more

Islam? Doesnt fit to our cuisine


f29691  No.94359

>>94358

BASED, how are they polling?


89b8d6  No.94360

File: f817b406676bc7a⋯.png (446.41 KB, 712x960, 89:120, ClipboardImage.png)

>>94355

Kill me


f6cf12  No.94361

How do you convince a deluded person they're wrong lads, lasses?


6d545b  No.94362

>>94361

You can't tbh lad


89b8d6  No.94363

>>94359

7%. Don't think this is going to help them either. ahhhhhhh


f29691  No.94364

>>94360

why you being so black pilled


89b8d6  No.94365

>>94364

Oh, I'm not, lad. I said kill me because of the pic I posted.


92c876  No.94366

>>94361

You don't.


136e1b  No.94367

File: 2cd33c4d9fb324c⋯.png (158.91 KB, 500x561, 500:561, 0d3.png)

>>94360

AHHHH

worst meme ever made


89b8d6  No.94368

>>94361

Can't, lad.Deluded how and about what though?


f29691  No.94369

>>94363

still pretty great in my opinion

>>94365

oh, k lad


89b8d6  No.94370

>>94367

HERE COME THAT HILLARY

POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS


92c876  No.94371

It's hot lads, ngl.


136e1b  No.94372

File: 2c74854e3f55617⋯.mp4 (2.91 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, hillaryhigh.mp4)

>>94370

why am I not 50 scoops ahead you might ask?


f29691  No.94373

>>94371

yeah, no way am i leaving my house tbh


527af3  No.94374

>>94358

Christ, I can only imagine how much autistic screeching there would be if you tried that here.


89b8d6  No.94375

>>94371

God thing you're getting ice cream then, lad


f29691  No.94376

>>94372

she's not human tbh


89b8d6  No.94377

>>94374

Let's just say there is pretty much autistic screeching in Germany about it as well.


92c876  No.94378

>>94373

I'm going out to get some ice cream soon tbh. Mum is going to drive me to the shop but I'm paying for it.

It's WelshLad btw lad, how are you?


92c876  No.94379

>>94375

>>94378

HOW DID HE KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:^)


f29691  No.94380

>>94378

Have a good adventure out lass although you should have ice cream at home smh. What ice cream you gonna get? your mum sounds nice

Hey lad, hows your week been


f6cf12  No.94381

>>94368

It's a long story, lad. A female friend of mine has been in a LDR for 2 months, recently she found a photo of her bf (who she has never met physically) holding a child. She asked him about it, he admitted it's his child. I think she's deluded as she was acting like the fact that he told her straight away after being prompted was a good thing and that he's honest. He's also the one who tried to frame me.


89b8d6  No.94382

>>94381

Not telling her until she sees a pic of it isn't exactly honest, is it?


f6cf12  No.94383

>>94382

No but if I say that, I will be viewed as a bully.


f29691  No.94384

>>94383

LDR before they've even met up are just meme relationships tbh. they dont really count


89b8d6  No.94385

>>94383

You want to change her mind but don't want to point something like that out?


527af3  No.94386

File: 2c94e322e47bd41⋯.webm (7.95 MB, 640x360, 16:9, german history.webm)

>>94377

Pork is not a part of German culture. Nor are dogs. Nor is beer.

>>94384

This. It's not even a real relationship.


89b8d6  No.94387

>>94386

>Pork is not a part of German culture. Nor are dogs. Nor is beer.

What?


f29691  No.94388

>>94386

>Pork is not a part of German culture. Nor are dogs. Nor is beer.

explain fam


f6cf12  No.94389

>>94385

I'll do it tonight. Shall I prepare a farewell paragraph about trust, honesty and ldr or just point that out in a few sentences?

>>94386

>>94384

I want to say this but she's a bit unstable.


f29691  No.94390

>>94389

i would say it tbh, how unstable we talking?


89b8d6  No.94391

>>94389

>Shall I prepare a farewell paragraph about trust, honesty and ldr or just point that out in a few sentences?

Don't know, lad. You know yourself best. Probably should prepare yourself a bit though.


92c876  No.94392

>>94380

>Have a good adventure out lass although you should have ice cream at home smh.

Ate it all tbh lad.

>What ice cream you gonna get?

Some Häagen-Dazs tbh lad, coffee, and pralines and cream flavour, might get two of each, maybe some others as well. I got to buy some other stuff while in the shop too.

>your mum sounds nice

I said I was going up the shop so she offered to give me a lift.

>Hey lad, hows your week been

Okish I guess, nothing really noteworthy to report.


527af3  No.94393

File: fc5cc3afc12ee85⋯.jpg (114.82 KB, 850x600, 17:12, happy germans.jpg)

>>94387

>>94388

The New Germans are real Germans. If it's not their culture then it's not German culture. Also white people don't have culture anyway.


f29691  No.94394

>>94392

>Ate it all tbh lad.

AHHHHHHHHH do you realise how much sugar is in icecream smh

>Some Häagen-Dazs tbh lad, coffee, and pralines and cream flavour

Lad that is god tier tbh.


92c876  No.94395

>>94381

>>94383

Just tell her.


89b8d6  No.94396

>>94393

smug quintessentially German cunts out roooooooo


6d545b  No.94397

do you ever have days where you're just not feeling it


f6cf12  No.94398

>>94390

Pretty unstable, anger problems…tbh I don't mind if she rages at me but I want to fire all my shots off at him without being blocked.


92c876  No.94399

>>94394

>AHHHHHHHHH do you realise how much sugar is in icecream smh

Yes lad, I have been a naughty boi recently, I admit it.

Don't judge me lad it's help me put on a few pounds tbh.

>Lad that is god tier tbh.

Thanks lad, I've bee trying out alot of their flavours recently.


92c876  No.94400

>>94399

helped*


89b8d6  No.94401

>>94397

How do you mean?


92c876  No.94402


6d545b  No.94403

>>94401

I was going to do things today, write a few letters, buy a new pen, but I've just spent about half an hour staring at a wall.


f6cf12  No.94404

>>94397

not since neetdom


92c876  No.94405

>>94389

>I'll do it tonight. Shall I prepare a farewell paragraph about trust, honesty and ldr or just point that out in a few sentences?

Lol lad, just say. "You know not telling you about his child wasn't very honest of him right."


f29691  No.94406

>>94398

sounds like a toughy

>>94393

Oh sorry lad, you're right.All Allahu akbar

>>94399

OH shit forgot about you r weight lad, what are you weighing in at?

>Thanks lad, I've bee trying out alot of their flavours recently.

ah, i just stick to the things i know i like because im not brave enough to try new ones tbh


89b8d6  No.94407

File: 6967477fcdee8ef⋯.png (870.6 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


f29691  No.94408

>>94407

i cant tell which part he was being serious about but he is swedish so i dont need to thin k too hard


92c876  No.94409

>>94406

>OH shit forgot about you r weight lad, what are you weighing in at?

8'1'' Not bad tbh, need to eat more still though.

>ah, i just stick to the things i know i like because im not brave enough to try new ones tbh

Smh lad you might be missing out on something good though.


f29691  No.94410

>>94409

not bad at all lass, try and stay in the 8 stone weight also it looks like you said you were 8 foot 1 inch

>Smh lad you might be missing out on something good though.

whats the best one?


6d545b  No.94411

File: 32bd96bcb4a5e67⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 117.56 KB, 823x1029, 823:1029, f31bc704b2e70c4499dfce8501….jpg)


89b8d6  No.94412

File: fce005fc3cc2820⋯.png (488.27 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

HEAVY SCOOTER INFANTRY ROLL OUT


89b8d6  No.94413

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

TORIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STREAM


89b8d6  No.94414

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I want to protect that smile


f29691  No.94415

>>94414

that a lad?


89b8d6  No.94416

File: e39512a5936ab5e⋯.png (903.41 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>94415

Bingo


92c876  No.94417

>>94410

>not bad at all lass, try and stay in the 8 stone weight

Thanks lad, and I will.

> also it looks like you said you were 8 foot 1 inch

I'M A BIG GUY!

>whats the best one?

The coffee, or pralines and cream flavour, have been the best ones I've tried so far, hence why I'm getting more of them, I've tried like 6 or 7 there are many more flavours I must tr though but idk what shops they would be in.

Anyway I got to go, later lad and later lads, and lasses.

.


6d545b  No.94418

File: 6ffd1fc03d6c8d0⋯.jpg (215.44 KB, 721x1112, 721:1112, 6ffd1fc03d6c8d0802d4c7ee2d….jpg)


136e1b  No.94419

File: b39cd0c021fc6f6⋯.jpg (36.86 KB, 186x189, 62:63, 1489590102340.jpg)

>>94414

w-wew


dda721  No.94420

File: 2c0b96e02e4ef6f⋯.jpg (43.41 KB, 788x800, 197:200, __nishizumi_maho_girls_und….jpg)

>>94414

>>94416

I don't even need to post to cause this. It's self-perpetuating.


6d545b  No.94421

>>94420

You've turned him permanently gay, you're actually a monster.


7c77b6  No.94422

>I can call a kid beautiful without being a nonce, right? Appreciating aesthetics doesn't mean you're sexually attracted to them smh I'm not a nonce


136e1b  No.94423

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

anyone want to visit a graveyard with me?

>>94422

the /brit/ bullying has gotten to him..


6d545b  No.94424


89b8d6  No.94425

>>94422

At least give me a (You)…

>>94420

Cause what? What's self-perpetuating?


5b7116  No.94426

File: 20fad389ee14a26⋯.png (500.41 KB, 1024x606, 512:303, Verhofstead.png)

EU PUSH FOR UK TO REJOIN UNDER WORSE TERMS, HAND OVER BILLIONS MORE

http://www.westmonster.com/eu-push-for-uk-to-rejoin-under-worse-terms-hand-over-billions-more/


136e1b  No.94427

File: bed2fc7288e2e6b⋯.png (679.67 KB, 731x758, 731:758, sucy shroom.png)

>>94417

ahh saw your message in cytube come back and I can give the discord


f6cf12  No.94428

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This track was self composed, I can't believe he's a native Aussie tbh.


89b8d6  No.94429

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)

>>94426

How did people like Juncker and Verhofstadt get into politics anyway? They say so many outrageously stupid things.


89b8d6  No.94430

File: 4746cda57673b73⋯.png (602.05 KB, 614x788, 307:394, ClipboardImage.png)

Top kek


5b7116  No.94431

>>94429

Making the (((right people))) get rich, stay rich, and become even richer, I suspect.


136e1b  No.94432

File: f38f6c65628ace0⋯.png (178.97 KB, 450x295, 90:59, ClipboardImage.png)

>>94430

>ywn have wool capable of things like this


5b7116  No.94433

File: c74339427a942fe⋯.jpg (46.59 KB, 300x300, 1:1, tinkywinky.jpg)

>>94430

Is that niggywiggy, the lost teletubby?


f29691  No.94434

>>94416

fuck off

>>94417

>I'M A BIG GUY!

Fo me


89b8d6  No.94435

File: c90abe045eae194⋯.png (550.48 KB, 322x776, 161:388, ClipboardImage.png)

>>94433

Top kek

>black teletubby with an ankh on its head

Would make sense in today's multicultural world. Like Thomas the Tank Engine

>>94432

Why did people who emigrated from Egypt lose this ability…? :thinking:


3f99af  No.94436

File: 1adad52f4827b9f⋯.jpg (41.25 KB, 600x480, 5:4, BUOlgdWCQAEwkb6.jpg)

Wew alright lads, its too hot smh.


89b8d6  No.94437

File: a936b6114ca8b4b⋯.png (13.24 KB, 475x408, 475:408, a936b6114ca8b4ba9aeacaccfb….png)

>>94436

Hey lad

And it's going to get hotter…


89b8d6  No.94438

File: fda8b569ef1b4ec⋯.png (651.77 KB, 700x567, 100:81, ClipboardImage.png)

Was Bowden too deep for Britain?


3f99af  No.94439

>>94438

a puddle is too deep for the plebians, lad.


5b7116  No.94440

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


136e1b  No.94441

File: 99dc5ff17dcab1c⋯.jpg (4.78 KB, 250x201, 250:201, download.jpg)


5b7116  No.94442

"IMMIGRATION IS AN ECONOMIC BENEFIT TO THE COUNTRY"

"IMMIGRANTS HAVE A RIGHT TO SOCIAL HOUSING"

Which is it then?


89b8d6  No.94443

>>94440

Rise from the grave please


dda721  No.94444

File: c75c54f5ff80b4c⋯.png (802.77 KB, 755x1056, 755:1056, __nishizumi_maho_and_nishi….png)

>>94421

Don't blame me lad, he developed this taste by himself.

>>94425

You know how I always get the blame for the gayposting? Well I didn't post anything this time but it happened anyway by itself.

Anyone blaming me for gayposting is fake news tbh.


5b7116  No.94445

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


89b8d6  No.94446

File: 4c7653f6109e689⋯.png (271.71 KB, 1000x438, 500:219, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>>94444

Don't make any assumptions, lass


f29691  No.94447

FATHERS DAY TOMORROW

>>94436

yeah, made a dash to the shops to get emergnecy ice cream


dda721  No.94448

File: 17d9f80556cd1bd⋯.jpg (75.62 KB, 767x800, 767:800, __nishizumi_maho_and_nishi….jpg)

>>94446

I-it's okay lad, I'm not judging you. I accept your choices.


9f8b75  No.94449

>>94445

A friend of mine sent me this today. Other than the fact that he kisses heeb arse and the fact it's 20 years too late it's honestly quite good


89b8d6  No.94450

File: dbf9722dff8a20d⋯.png (45.29 KB, 1140x798, 10:7, 1488487226634.png)

>>94447

Getting him a gift or doing something, lad? Haven't thought of anything ahhhh

>>94448

We all know I hate homos, lass. I've said it repeatedly.


89b8d6  No.94451

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

WE WUZ SPARTAN AND SHIEET(German identitarians) STREAM


5b7116  No.94452

>>94449

It's never too late to tell someone to fuck off.


dda721  No.94453

>>94450

O-of course you do lad. It's completely no-homo.


89b8d6  No.94454

File: 5ac3ec3b50ecc0a⋯.png (15.06 KB, 831x395, 831:395, 5ac3ec3b50ecc0aca1da30440c….png)

>>94453

No this is not a gimp suit and no I'm not a homo

*sharpens banhammer*

I just wanted to tease the bullies and get some (You)s and call out the Nips for drawing girls and calling them boys smh smh


9f8b75  No.94455

>>94452

True tbh


3f99af  No.94456

>>94452

Wise words.


89b8d6  No.94457

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

New Xbox Avatars Trailer - E3 2017

Based x-box representing the cripple community


dda721  No.94458

File: 6c53a17868516f7⋯.png (12.9 KB, 1221x635, 1221:635, fbf6aab27e4885817228d5d15b….png)

>>94454

>*sharpens banhammer*

DON'T DO IT LAD I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU


f29691  No.94459

>>94450

got him a card and swome chocolate


f29691  No.94460

>>94457

I can see this being abused to make super cripple character


89b8d6  No.94461

>>94459

Goodlad. ahhhh I should do something

>>94458

Just joking, lass. J-just like you were it was all a joke


f29691  No.94462

>>94461

get a card at the least


89b8d6  No.94463

File: 6806867f88da30a⋯.png (3.26 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 1b944207d54c7e6ff98be74c8c….png)

>>94462

Post your card so I can copy it, lad


3f99af  No.94464

>>94463

happy fathers day you miserable old cunt

t. vanlad

theres mine


f29691  No.94465

>>94463

just some generic shit lad


9f8b75  No.94466

>tfw thinking of going for a run

Should I do it lads? Or will burn to a crisp?


3f99af  No.94467

>>94466

do it lad, but run in the shade.


f29691  No.94468

>>94466

do it to test your bodies limits


9f8b75  No.94469

>>94467

Not too much of that on my usual route tbh


3f99af  No.94470

>>94469

smh, no treelined byways or anything? Grim tbh, maybe wait till it cools down at 6ish. But then again Im a fanny when it comes to summer.


9f8b75  No.94471

>>94470

I know lad, I think I'll go tbh, I would have done it yesterday after work but couldn't smh


6d545b  No.94472

File: 8b084378d74032b⋯.png (102.56 KB, 165x253, 15:23, 1462866816238.png)

>>94448

>>94446

>>94444

STOP BEING A GAYIST


6d545b  No.94473

>write out a fathers day card

>the ink fans out on the card

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


3f99af  No.94474

>>94473

>using a fountain pen on glossy card

are you retarded, thats what a biro is for.


6d545b  No.94475

>>94474

It wasn't glossy, the inside felt like regular paper.

Oh well.


dda721  No.94476

>>94473

Did your dad choose a white woman lad?


6d545b  No.94477


f6cf12  No.94478

Its going bretty good, already got her to admit he's used an alias in the past. Crunch point mind as we're discussing the framing of me now.


527af3  No.94479

File: f0256a96e7a4d4c⋯.mp4 (4.22 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Alex Jones archetypal cock….mp4)

>>94426

>this has all been a Tory ploy to integrate the UK even more into the EU


6d545b  No.94480


f6cf12  No.94481


527af3  No.94482

File: 77b0407376b4c63⋯.png (461.09 KB, 1067x380, 1067:380, Corbynumism.png)

>>94442

The resolution to your conundrum is simple: social housing is an economic benefit to the country


3f99af  No.94483


527af3  No.94484

>>94483

Is that all? That can't be a final death toll.


3f99af  No.94485

16 ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FROM IRAQ FOUND IN LORRY IN EAST GRINSTEAD

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40313310

>Sixteen suspected illegal immigrants, believed to be Iraqi nationals, have been found in the back of an "exceptionally hot" lorry.

>The people inside waved to catch the attention of passing motorists, who flagged down the driver on the A22 in East Grinstead just before 09:30 BST.

>Thirteen men, two women and a child were inside. Two of the men were taken to hospital suffering from dehydration.


3f99af  No.94486

>>94484

thats the suspected total, but we all know pakis live 12 to a room so its bound to be more like 100.


6d545b  No.94487

File: 41cc5abc8355b41⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 64.28 KB, 850x1280, 85:128, DCSRAp2XgAAq7PE.jpg large.jpg)

tbh lads


527af3  No.94488

>>94485

>suspected illegal immigrants

>suspected

>found in the back of a lorry

At least they're calling them illegals though. I would expect the Beeb to call them refugees.


3f99af  No.94489

>>94488

>13 men, 2 women and a child

>85% male

hmmmmmmmm


f29691  No.94490

File: db7e9df176cef5e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 156.18 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, hkaddF8.png)

tbh


3f99af  No.94491

>>94490

she looks like a euro, lad.


f29691  No.94492

>>94491

she looks fit


3f99af  No.94493

File: e5b54f41cc3ede3⋯.jpg (67.12 KB, 750x750, 1:1, UNI12038999__1.jpg)

MY WINDOW HAS ARRIVED

Y

E

S


f29691  No.94494

>>94493

Just in time for summer


527af3  No.94495

>>94489

But they send the men in advance to secure refuge for their families leaving the women and children in the war zone :^)


0f046f  No.94496

>>94495

>that lad who fled from Syria leaving his family died in a fire while his family is safe


92c876  No.94497

I'm back lads, spent like £50 altogether.

>>94427

Alright lad. While I was looking at some of the emotes I got a virus warning tbh, spooked me.

>>94434

>Fo me

Yer lad Fo you.


527af3  No.94498

>>94496

This is why Assad must go


136e1b  No.94499

File: c71fd5481c093aa⋯.png (1.07 MB, 896x504, 16:9, lain exe.png)

>>94497

>I got a virus warning tbh

I get that too.. must be a url for one of the emotes.. ought to fight that


5b7116  No.94500

>>94493

That's a strange looking window..?


f29691  No.94501

>>94497

>I'm back lads, spent like £50 altogether.

That ice cream better give blow jobs fo the amount you paid lad


9f8b75  No.94502

Just back from my run lads, I fell like I'm about to melt holy fuck

>>94490

Much better


6d545b  No.94503

>>94497

>£50

>on ice cream

????????????????


136e1b  No.94504


3f99af  No.94505

>>94500

True, its more like a vent tbh.


f29691  No.94506

File: 9e587fa0e1cfc5f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 474.99 KB, 963x2186, 963:2186, 1493124882618.jpg)


3f99af  No.94507


136e1b  No.94508

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


f29691  No.94509

anyone have the clip of the women saying "More people woulda dead"?


9f8b75  No.94510

File: 7cf1b6f71c08530⋯.gif (1020.31 KB, 320x180, 16:9, tenor.gif)


0f046f  No.94511

File: 73a5afce59a533b⋯.png (859.77 KB, 736x1040, 46:65, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c3f96a8762571c0⋯.png (368.34 KB, 643x536, 643:536, ClipboardImage.png)

>>94502

Goodlad. Do something like pic related if you want to improve


3f99af  No.94512

File: 389c0a8562aede2⋯.jpg (250.04 KB, 986x708, 493:354, 20170617_161131.jpg)


5b7116  No.94513

>>94508

Nobody has cut this footage to "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps yet?


f29691  No.94514


9f8b75  No.94515

File: ab176bf269b67b7⋯.mp4 (8.9 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ab176bf269b67b700932322679….mp4)

>>94509

here lad


f29691  No.94516

>>94515

cheers fam


92c876  No.94517

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>94501

Kek lad I bought fo tubs fo fo pounds each. Then spent the rest on food and some cleaning supplies.

>>94503

See above lad, but I got an online friend that bought 50 tubs of Häagen-Dazs, think he spent like $300. I told him I had some Häagen-Dazs then he bought some, then a few days later he buys 50. Bit jealous tbh. He's a good lad though.


9f8b75  No.94518

>>94512

>>94514

The sweats in my eyes now

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>94511

I appreciate it lad but there's no need, I'm covering at least a mile on my runs


0f046f  No.94519

>>94518

>I appreciate it lad but there's no need, I'm covering at least a mile on my runs

Oh. I thought you were just starting.


f6cf12  No.94520

>>94515

needs Dheepan tbh.


f29691  No.94521

>>94517

Oh so not all the money was fo ice cream some of it was fo other food too


f6cf12  No.94522

I hate this 'I am London' shit. Tfw my identity has been completly appropriated.


6d545b  No.94523

>white """""""women"""""""


3f99af  No.94524

>>94522

>i am london

is it pakis saying it lad?


f6cf12  No.94525

>>94524

>>94515

"from all of London"


0f046f  No.94526

File: c3c7edc384a4260⋯.png (1.2 MB, 946x946, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

I guess "centrists" are actually right on this one. Excuse the cringe.


0f046f  No.94527

File: a722f88ee486e2d⋯.png (354.58 KB, 1057x562, 1057:562, ClipboardImage.png)

damn


0f046f  No.94528

File: 3fd1958298336a2⋯.png (369.29 KB, 1000x437, 1000:437, ClipboardImage.png)


92c876  No.94529

>>94521

I couldn't get two coffees though they only had one tub there so I got a vanilla instead. The food I got was two packs of apple and bramley sausages, and two sets of ingredients to make some bolognese. Got some extra virgin olive oil too and a lil yoghurt and oats pot. Cleaing supplies were just some gloves fo washing dishes. I couldn't find the bar code for the bag I wanted to buy to put the shopping in so I had to ask the lady working there. ;_;


5b7116  No.94530

>>94527

Nobody FROM OUR SIDE ever denied Islam was fascistic though. It's just not a form of fascism that benefits US as a people, but muds.


0f046f  No.94531

>>94530

want to watch SNK in 30 minutes, lad?


5b7116  No.94532

>>94531

Oh yes! I almost forgot. I'll get in cytube now.


f29691  No.94533

>>94526

Fuck me that is some quality wew cringe

>>94529

not a bad haul lad, time to put on more weight. why are you scared of talking to the lady, they're there to help


0f046f  No.94534

>>94532

I just started downloading it lad. Will take a while.


f6cf12  No.94535

File: 5b30879cef09772⋯.jpg (54.71 KB, 620x413, 620:413, duts2.jpg)

“I was really tired. It was not that I snubbed the Independence Day celebration,”

Who happy or concerned?


92c876  No.94536

>>94533

>not a bad haul lad, time to put on more weight.

I hope so lad.

>why are you scared of talking to the lady, they're there to help

I don't like talking to people irl lad. I don't like asking for help either, probably because of my upbringing.


23b891  No.94537

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


f29691  No.94538

>>94536

strange upbringing?would you not like talking to me irl?


0f046f  No.94540

>>94539

Looks young, lad


5ed349  No.94541

>>94537

alright lad, how goes it?


5b7116  No.94542

>>94539

That's not summer, that's a toilet cubicle lad.


5ed349  No.94543

>>94539

I guess 15 & 16, please spoiler the children, lad.


f29691  No.94544

>>94540

i'm young so its fine lass christ i have a horrible eye for age


f6cf12  No.94546

File: 52610c3aa350ff5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 104.24 KB, 960x720, 4:3, wrongorright.jpg)


23b891  No.94547

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>94541

not bad

killing time tbh, might try and find where the rich neighbourhoods are in town tomorrow morning


6d545b  No.94548

>>94546

>>94545

What


f29691  No.94549

>>94543

yeah just deleted it tbh, bad post


5ed349  No.94550

>>94548

witch craft

>>94547

fair play lad.


92c876  No.94551

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>94538

>strange upbringing?

Yer I suppose, I was basically discouraged from asking for help at a young age.

FUCK YOU MUMMY

>would you not like talking to me irl?

Idk tbh lad, I hope I would enjoy talking to you, but idk tbh. I'm not very good at talking irl anyway so I doubt I would say much.


f29691  No.94552

>>94551

What kind of thing to do is that? Your mummy sounds pretty shit ngl

thats fine i'm friends with this one very quiet lad and i think he's good


f29691  No.94553

File: 46bf280ce496d8d⋯.jpg (150.3 KB, 1080x1310, 108:131, 1496082465194.jpg)

2nd try


5ed349  No.94554

>>94553

b

e

t

t

e

r


0f046f  No.94555

>>94553

That's better I guess. Does the sun ruin the skin?


f6cf12  No.94556

I can't do pressups, only the son of a yoga teacher can teach me.


0f046f  No.94557

>>94556

Sounds like a lewd premise


6d545b  No.94558

>>94557

Stop projecting your gayism


5ed349  No.94559

>>94556

g

a

y


f29691  No.94560

>>94555

>Does the sun ruin the skin?

the fuck are you on about


5ed349  No.94561

File: 60f3a3fd4792ea4⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 396.88 KB, 720x370, 72:37, POST-TEMPL4.png)

tbh lads


92c876  No.94562

>>94552

>What kind of thing to do is that? Your mummy sounds pretty shit ngl

She shouted at me alot when she was trying to teach me to read, I still can't read out loud without stuttering because of that. Probably her fault my english skill were always so shit. She's done other things that fucked me over up too.

>thats fine i'm friends with this one very quiet lad and i think he's good

Thanks lad, wanna go to the beach and get some ice cream, and watch the girls in a semi awkward silence as we perv on them?

N-not that I'm asking you on a date or anything. N-no homo.

>When you see them sun bathing with their tits out.

*Licks lips.*


92c876  No.94563

>>94561

DEGENERATE


92c876  No.94564

>>94562

me up too.*


136e1b  No.94565

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Schutzstaffel Molyneux


0f046f  No.94566

File: 7ea41bf72703d03⋯.png (14.97 KB, 418x408, 209:204, ClipboardImage.png)

>>94558

He's not I'm the gay one


5b7116  No.94567

>>94565

SNK IN 10 MINUTES!


23b891  No.94568

>>94565

JEW

E

W


0f046f  No.94569

>>94560

Just thought her skin looked kind of coarse


0f046f  No.94570

>>94565

>It's a caller episode


6d545b  No.94571

>>94566

What are you talking about lass


f29691  No.94572

>>94562

She shouted at you for that? What the fuck lad your mummy is fucking awful.

D-dont be ridiculous b-baka

>>94569

lmao that's what you noticed? You really are a faggot arnt you


0f046f  No.94573

File: 3dfe158c27a38ee⋯.png (57.34 KB, 1000x980, 50:49, ClipboardImage.png)


f6cf12  No.94574

>>94572

He's right mind, its quite distracting, something wrong with her forehead.


5ed349  No.94575

>>94569

I was too distracted by the untanned cleavage tbh.


6d545b  No.94576


5ed349  No.94577

>>94574

shit makeup probably.


136e1b  No.94578

>>94572

stop bully

>>94571

kek


0f046f  No.94579

>>94572

No, lad. It just was really obvious. Guess you get a bit desensitised after seeing so many scantily clad lasses too though.


0f046f  No.94580

>>94576

STOP bullying 22st


92fea7  No.94581

>>94528

The person who made that meme fucked a 15 year old boy named Andy.


6d545b  No.94582

File: d7677a0e1e68522⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 17.7 KB, 400x400, 1:1, DAsJuOUXUAAje_A.jpg large.jpg)


5ed349  No.94583


92c876  No.94584

File: 4aa5241ad556d1e⋯.gif (182.9 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1424727964023.gif)

>>94572

>She shouted at you for that? What the fuck lad your mummy is fucking awful.

Yer lad she didn't give me a good chance at life.

>D-dont be ridiculous b-baka

Uguu~ don't be so tsundere BritPoster-chan~♥.

I gunna make some milkshake lads which ice cream should I use, I got coffee, vanilla, and pralines and cream? Probably gunna go with pralines and cream since I have two tubs of them, and only one tub of the rest.


f29691  No.94585

>>94574

oh yeah

>>94578

Oh lad stop defending gays and acting like a lass, im starting to resent you a bit

>>94579

You've kept your sharp eyes from looking at so many naked men i assume


5ed349  No.94586

File: b71a5b070a5cc9d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 172.42 KB, 596x650, 298:325, 20170615_180016.jpg)

beer festival tonight lads


f29691  No.94587

Seeya lasses i have to go now

>>94584

> Probably gunna go with pralines and cream since I have two tubs of them, and only one tub of the rest.

thats what i would have chosen too


0f046f  No.94588

File: 0f4cdea548e8edb⋯.png (17 KB, 524x408, 131:102, ClipboardImage.png)

>>94582

Final warning, lad


6d545b  No.94589

>>94588

I genuinely don't understand what's going on


5ed349  No.94590

>>94587

goodbye sweetpea.


92c876  No.94591

Is 22 Stone reading these spoilers?

*GLARES*


92c876  No.94592

>>94587

Later lad, take care.


5ed349  No.94593

>>94591

I am, sorry lad.


92c876  No.94594

File: ffa184e63292024⋯.png (84.9 KB, 212x335, 212:335, The Lads.png)


0f046f  No.94595

>>94584

>Probably gunna go with pralines and cream since I have two tubs of them, and only one tub of the rest.

You know best i guess lad

>>94591

AHH HOW COULD YOU TELL


92c876  No.94596

File: eb281379b349c50⋯.gif (681.96 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1411610086547.gif)

>>94593

Lad…


6d545b  No.94597

Wait 22st was pretending to be Neo?


0f046f  No.94598

File: 21ac3beea0f29ce⋯.png (12.69 KB, 411x374, 411:374, 21ac3beea0f29ce1ee715ca11a….png)

File: 65172c28987cf09⋯.png (8.59 KB, 411x374, 411:374, 21ac3beea0f29ce1ee715ca11a….png)


23b891  No.94599

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*melts aesthetically*


136e1b  No.94600

>>94585

I defend him


6d545b  No.94601

File: 830391b11c376ce⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 62.18 KB, 540x960, 9:16, 1466622279147.jpg)

>tfw no chinky gf


0f046f  No.94602

File: c21a307d039e4f3⋯.png (66.49 KB, 964x639, 964:639, Pembs hug.png)

>>94600

Thanks, lass


92c876  No.94603

>>94595

You like gossip tbh lad.

>>94599

Nice lad, good shit tbh.


f6cf12  No.94604

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Who's going?


92c876  No.94605

>>94604

Where the ladyboy hookers at?


0f046f  No.94606

File: 80571459e6e21b2⋯.png (11.03 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 80571459e6e21b28879d92a96b….png)

>>94603

>You like gossip tbh lad.

True, lad. Spoilers just make it more exciting too.


0f046f  No.94607

>>94604

Not me. I like home


6d545b  No.94608

File: 8b98cacd6702efd⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 67.54 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, DA1U4JfXcAAotez.jpg large.jpg)


92c876  No.94609

>>94606

I like gossip too tbh lad.


ecf12d  No.94610

File: 5c3d5ce38b0e241⋯.jpeg (172.18 KB, 640x960, 2:3, PE93.jpeg)

Afternoon laddos.


136e1b  No.94611

>>94610

hello lad


dda721  No.94612

File: 9a1149ab3c25530⋯.png (1018.51 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, burning.png)

>>94566

>>94573

You remember how Herts made impersonating other people a serious offense lad?


6d545b  No.94613

>>94610

hi lad


ecf12d  No.94614

File: 628c0caad233233⋯.jpg (29.61 KB, 560x560, 1:1, alex89.jpg)

>>94610

>(5)

Someone’s been using MY VPN….


5ed349  No.94615

>>94610

heyho


d04725  No.94616

>(1)?


0f046f  No.94617

File: 16dc3e46aec6615⋯.jpg (2.85 KB, 98x125, 98:125, 1425676318885.jpg)

>>94609

Sadly I can't make it as juicy as you do, lad. You're so mysterious. I think we're similar in some ways though

>>94610

Hey lad

>>94612

I do now, lass…. DON'T report it I'll just dismiss the reports

>>94614

Yeah he found it last night


6d545b  No.94618


d86aa6  No.94619

File: 136c00b5f58c2b6⋯.jpg (24.72 KB, 280x390, 28:39, PE 15.jpg)

………..


0f046f  No.94620

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Vargy


d86aa6  No.94621

>>94611

>>94613

>>94615

>>94617

Everyone ok? I was hoping there would be riots today in the Global City. Perhaps they will happen after sundown.


527af3  No.94622

File: d82b4492e7d433d⋯.png (313.19 KB, 750x445, 150:89, time.png)

>it's a /newbrit/ watches snk while I'm in the bath episode


6d545b  No.94623

File: 1ebbf99dfa7c781⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 209.1 KB, 1227x1600, 1227:1600, 1455870833566-2.jpg)

>>94621

>Everyone ok? I was hoping there would be riots today in the Global City. Perhaps they will happen after sundown.

I think there will be a chimpout later in the year, but I don't think towering inferno will be the catalyst.


0f046f  No.94624

>>94621

Same. Potentially in the US though. When we're sleeping though I guess

>>94622

Sorry, lad. We watch it at 6 now It was the final episode of the season


5ed349  No.94625

>>94621

Too hot today lad, fucking melting tbh. You?


527af3  No.94626

>>94624

>It was the final episode of the season

Of the first season? Or does the second season only have half as many episodes?


d86aa6  No.94627

>>94623

>>94624

Perhaps if another election is called and Labour lose again there will be riots.

>>94625

Woke up late, probably just going to do some work. I’m playing D&D tomorrow tbh, have been working on my character.


0f046f  No.94628

>>94626

Yeah only half as many episodes


0f046f  No.94629

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God what the fuck


5b7116  No.94630

>>94620

wtf I love LARPing now!


136e1b  No.94631

>>94622

a-at least baths are comfy


527af3  No.94632

File: e03ea234b88fe0d⋯.png (108.54 KB, 173x268, 173:268, reeeeee.png)

>>94628

>raise yet more questions about the setting

>end the season

There better be a third in the works


d86aa6  No.94633

File: 7ee7190738992be⋯.jpg (270.96 KB, 1920x1600, 6:5, PE 12.jpg)

>>94629

I feel disdain.


5ed349  No.94634

>beer festival at the pub

>its rammed with totty

wish me luck lads, Im going in


0f046f  No.94635

>>94632

In 2018. Let's just hope they stick to what they say this time though, last time it took longer than announced.


431300  No.94636

>tfw there's a cute french lass who does the tea at the campsite

>tfw she smiled at me this morning when I was getting breakfast

It means nothing she is simply friendly yes brb I must now call my gf and tell her I love her


0f046f  No.94637

>>94634

Good luck, lad. Fight people who disagree with you this time


136e1b  No.94638

File: 6d362181d7d059d⋯.jpg (112.96 KB, 1520x1080, 38:27, 1492329717788.jpg)

>>94629

>behind every tweet there's a quirky fact check probably from hillaryclinton.com

>>94634

have fun


5b7116  No.94639

File: f0ffe1660974b2e⋯.jpg (48.57 KB, 586x297, 586:297, bincosmic19.jpg)

>>94634

Good luck lad.


d86aa6  No.94640

File: dd1ce349b51e37d⋯.jpg (77.29 KB, 736x553, 736:553, mummies.jpg)

>>94634

Good luck chasing all the Mummies, lad.


92fea7  No.94641

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

IT'S OPEN SEASON ON CIA NIGGERS BOYS, WOOOOO HOOOOO


0f046f  No.94642

>>94636

Yeah girls smile at me too it's just polite smh

>>94638

Top kek.

>there are walls of text under each tweet clarifying just why he's wrong

97% OF SCIENTISTS


d86aa6  No.94643

>>94636

Ask her what time she finishes and if she wants to go for a walk with you, lad.


431300  No.94644

>>94643

Must resist tbh voulez vous alle avec moi mademoiselle


5ed349  No.94645

>>94641

i <3 terry tbh

>>94640

>>94639

>>94637

ta lads, bumped into an ex from about a decade ago, was a very strange encounter, she recognised me first, I couldnt place her until after she left. smh.


5ed349  No.94646

>>94644

>tfw the spoiler reminds me of the sugababes

ahhhhh


0f046f  No.94647

Anyone have any pics of the "10,000 peaceful Muslims" at cologne? I want to count them….


0f046f  No.94648

File: 3d777088053b328⋯.png (2.25 MB, 1166x958, 583:479, ClipboardImage.png)

Who /inthecrack/ here?


5ed349  No.94649

>>94648

Im above both of those groups tbh.


5b7116  No.94650

>>94645

She may want some of that good old D for nostalgia's sake.


5b7116  No.94651

>>94648

Nobody calls anyone a "secret muslim"!


5ed349  No.94652

>>94650

shes gone now, smh, she was with another lad anyway.


d86aa6  No.94653

File: b0a3581608979e5⋯.png (135.57 KB, 494x306, 247:153, Screen Shot 2017-06-17 at ….png)

Why are there so many liars and defamers on /brit/.


0f046f  No.94654

>>94653

we have similar defamers here smh


0f046f  No.94655

File: f2742bbb6f6fb0b⋯.png (4.15 MB, 1346x2040, 673:1020, ClipboardImage.png)

APOCALYPTO IN 30 MINUTES


92fea7  No.94656

File: f3bf33295153a3c⋯.jpg (38.2 KB, 466x396, 233:198, terry.jpg)

>>94645

WHITE MAN I'M TALKING TO YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW TO RESIST THE OCCUPATION OF THE FBI NIGGERS? CONTEMPLATE THIS! DOWNLOAD TEMPLE OS!


7c77b6  No.94657

File: f960be09b6a1386⋯.jpg (44.43 KB, 580x600, 29:30, 22a0b4ebd0eeb78cf812229b62….jpg)


527af3  No.94658

>>94644

voulez-vous la niquer rapide?


de1cc1  No.94659

File: 98d4840bd0ebbfe⋯.png (497.21 KB, 868x542, 434:271, star2.png)

>still no banners

Daftie lied people died

just posting so you know I'm not dead, bye now


0f046f  No.94660

>>94659

Watch a film with us, lad. I am sure you ahve fixed whatever needed fixing by now


5ed349  No.94661

File: 7b73f0c89a96d80⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 167.54 KB, 550x404, 275:202, 20170610_212146.jpg)

>>94656

Im nomadically resisting fbi niggers every day, other than willingly purchasing a samsung.


015c8c  No.94662

File: 7f7cb503ffe6342⋯.jpg (55.71 KB, 610x288, 305:144, 1441892111822.jpg)

>saw Virginia 'alt-yid' Hale holding hands with her swarthy bf

(USER WAS BANNED FOR DEFAMING VIRGINIA HALE)

5ed349  No.94663

>>94659

glad youre not ded, pal.


d86aa6  No.94664

>>94662

Liar.


de1cc1  No.94665

>>94660

no my cytube is still fucked lad

It's divine provenance I reckon


92fea7  No.94666

>>94661

what operating system does your van use? if it's not temple os your fucked buddy.


d18c36  No.94667

>>94658

The fast what?


5ed349  No.94668

>>94666

nice trips satan-terry. It uses proprietary Vanlad systems at the minute tbh.


5ed349  No.94669

File: 051e83d124b823a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 41.16 KB, 392x342, 196:171, 20170613_150756.jpg)

>>94667

can you bring tbh me some dutyfree baccy back please is lad


d18c36  No.94670

>>94669

I drove lad


5ed349  No.94671

File: 0cd91e6920fd41b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 305.8 KB, 470x730, 47:73, 20170614_194334.png)


d86aa6  No.94672

Off to do some work.

Have a nice evening laddos.


5ed349  No.94673

>>94672

turrah lad.


136e1b  No.94674


5ed349  No.94675

>>94669

wew I really fucked that post up, what a plonker.


136e1b  No.94677

File: c097793a15d32c2⋯.png (191.69 KB, 400x388, 100:97, 1465426607328.png)


527af3  No.94681

>>94667

La saucisse anglaise, tous les francaise reve de celle saucisse


92fea7  No.94682

Ran out of cold ones, going to have to buy some more. I'll have to to a different shop so they don't think i'm a weirdo


5ed349  No.94683

>>94682

>not buying a can of K an hour during daylight

They wont think you are a weirdo lad


0f046f  No.94684

File: a61c7f8843a4c46⋯.png (17.61 KB, 975x780, 5:4, ca47022eb360f48249fbefd80f….png)


5ed349  No.94685

File: 4b935fd7fd3bd0a⋯.png (255.97 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20170617-204154.png)

>tfw layout is inexplicably fucked


5ed349  No.94686

ahhhhhhhh


5ed349  No.94687

>all the women smell so good tonight

ahhhhhhhhhh


5ed349  No.94688

ahhhhhhhhhh


136e1b  No.94689

*screams with you*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


5ed349  No.94690

>beer festival is charging £4.50 for a pint

wtf thats not a festival its literal extortion.


5ed349  No.94691

>>94689

g o o d lad


5ed349  No.94692

5 pints has cost me more than £20 what the actual fuck


5ed349  No.94693

File: 9719d186d3e9373⋯.jpg (23.66 KB, 355x355, 1:1, 51PK5EP6 L._SY355_.jpg)

>northeners


b29074  No.94694


5ed349  No.94695

File: 9c2dba2d1ac11a3⋯.jpg (55.12 KB, 634x422, 317:211, 08509502000005DC-0-image-a….jpg)

drunk for the first time in ages tbh, I think this beer is spiked.


5ed349  No.94696

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh


5ed349  No.94697

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92fea7  No.94698

*cracks open a luke warm one


23b891  No.94699

File: 725df3cc9266bc4⋯.png (468.41 KB, 540x511, 540:511, Sweaty LQ pepe.png)

>the only alkies in the house is a bottle of shitty lidls fathers-day themed beer I got for da last week

probably get something nicer tomorrow


5ed349  No.94700

File: 6f7e4c80d464d25⋯.jpg (152.46 KB, 596x650, 298:325, 20170612_155152.jpg)

>>94698

*cheers's you*


5ed349  No.94701

>>94699

>not having at least 2 litres of whisky in the stash

smh lad you brought this on yourself.


dd9f71  No.94702

>Tfw called gf and now having a beer in a calm environment except for the loud engines

Who /notimmoralevenaroubfrenchbirds/ here?


5ed349  No.94703

>>94702

Well played lad.

not me. Gimme that tasty beret-wearing flange ASAP.


ce30ed  No.94704

>>94651

Yeah, what the fuck? I guess it was supposed to be Zionist but they backed down.


dd9f71  No.94705

>>94703

If I didn't have a gf waiting for me back home


5ed349  No.94706

>>94705

geographical distance means its not cheating, lad. Get a french hoe preggers, dont leave her your number.


5ed349  No.94707

File: 3697710ed0174d5⋯.jpg (241.24 KB, 960x904, 120:113, 20170614_231210.jpg)

>shes come back to the pub on her own

y

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b29074  No.94708

>>94702

you shouldnt get a medal for not fucking a girl just because she's french tbh


92fea7  No.94709

>>94702

Good lad, you gain nothing from promiscuous sex.


23b891  No.94710

>>94701

can't spare it smh

have to wait until the compound is going to start up a collection of fancy spirits

>>94706

bit immoral tbh

>>94708

depends if the french girl is a classical beauty instead of the regular hairy francoisette


5ed349  No.94711

>>94709

>gain nothing

kek, its not about gaining something, but releasing something.


23b891  No.94712

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5ed349  No.94713

>theres cocaine for sale

ahhhhhh save me lads


92fea7  No.94714

>>94713

how much for a gram?


b29074  No.94715

>>94710

i disagree, just because its hard doesn't mean it should be rewarded

>>94713

>>94711

STOP BEING IMMORAL YOU SILLY BILLY


5ed349  No.94716

>>94710

>cant spare it

lidls does some nice single malt and bourbon, tbh.

>immoral

well, yes.

>>94714

£10 a point

>>94715

reeeeeee *tries to stop*


23b891  No.94717

File: 11e4d937a98a2dd⋯.png (2.1 MB, 1296x1291, 1296:1291, aestheticbowden.png)

>>94713

DON'T DO IT


5b7116  No.94718

>>94655

Damn, I forgot about screen Saturday, and missed the movie.

I was sitting out side because it's such a nice evening.


92fea7  No.94719

>>94716

whats a point? i'm not familiar terminology.


23b891  No.94720

>>94718

it was called off because nobody came smh

Sunday screening then


dda721  No.94721

File: 7aafb58f9a828a6⋯.png (228.58 KB, 647x736, 647:736, __tooru_kobayashi_san_chi_….png)

>>94684

*pets you*


23b891  No.94722

>>94720

>actually on rn

yay

>>94716

£1.25 is my maximum price for luxuries atm tbh


5ed349  No.94723

>>94717

if he wont do me a half then Ill be good.

>>94719

1/10th of a gram, 100mg


ce30ed  No.94724

>>94721

wanna fuck that dragon.

wanna fuck that dragon.

wanna fuck that dragon.wanna fuck that dragon.wanna fuck that dragon.wanna fuck that dragon.wanna fuck that dragon.wanna fuck that dragon.


5ed349  No.94725

>>94722

>£1.25 for luxuries

hmm, might be hard then.


23b891  No.94726

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ABBOCALYPTO NOW PLAYING


b29074  No.94727

>>94723

LAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS


5ed349  No.94728

>714 posts


92fea7  No.94729

>>94723

bit of rip off tbh


23b891  No.94730

>>94725

I stare wistfully at the spirits while waiting in the queue with the groceries

bought some imported eggnog last christmas but that was about it tbh


5ed349  No.94731

>>94727

Ahhhhh Ill just try a wee line, its probably shit anyway.

>>94730

smh Ill bring my whisky collection to yours soon lad.


5b7116  No.94732

>>94720

We're watching it now!


5ed349  No.94733

>>94729

Not if its rocket fuel :^)


b29074  No.94734

>>94731

SMH LASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS tbf i cant talk i have a blot of acid in my wallet


5ed349  No.94736

>>94734

w

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w

Whats the picture on the tab?


dda721  No.94737


b29074  No.94738

>>94736

Batman




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